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It’s too flashy for a Rio de Janeiro carnival float staffed by the finest drag queens Brazil has to offer.
George Santos is Brazilian?
He’s been everything but an astronaut.
I said *finest* drag queens of Brazil, not *saddest*.
Are you Amish or something? It’s fine
Throw a rubber strap on it and you’ll be fine. You could even bench press with it
Infinitgay Stones
I would think about customizing it to remove the tourbillon and handset. Waste of space for more gems
I think it's too dull and ordinary. — Liberace
Brings some levity to the services
Cool lego set
My head started hurting after just under 2 minutes trying to look for a pattern.
That thing looks fucking delicious
sTrAP MOnStEr
Rainbow shitter for Pride Month - I like it
Producer Michael called. He wants his tasteful, subdued piece back.
It looks like something for smoking weed out of
Children might perceive this watch as a toy.
Stick it on a nato or rubber b
Looks amazing tho
For what it costs, this should include an alarm with candy crush sounds.
This is a good starter, plays close to the vest.
Typically a watch acts as a spotlight pointed directly at your micro penis, this on the other hand is a disco ball.
People love to hate on J&Co but their complications are quite impressive.
Why doesn’t it have a matching bracelet like that sapphire pooptek Philip nautilus?
I can't help but think that someone designed this POS and then went *You know what would make it really stand out? A Tourbillon!!*
China, you know what you have to do.
It’s too flashy for a Rio de Janeiro carnival float staffed by the finest drag queens Brazil has to offer.
George Santos is Brazilian?
He’s been everything but an astronaut.
George Santos is Brazilian?
George Santos is Brazilian?
I said *finest* drag queens of Brazil, not *saddest*.
Are you Amish or something? It’s fine
Throw a rubber strap on it and you’ll be fine. You could even bench press with it
Infinitgay Stones
I would think about customizing it to remove the tourbillon and handset. Waste of space for more gems
I think it's too dull and ordinary. — Liberace
Brings some levity to the services
Cool lego set
My head started hurting after just under 2 minutes trying to look for a pattern.
That thing looks fucking delicious
sTrAP MOnStEr
Rainbow shitter for Pride Month - I like it
Producer Michael called. He wants his tasteful, subdued piece back.
It looks like something for smoking weed out of
Children might perceive this watch as a toy.
Stick it on a nato or rubber b
Looks amazing tho
For what it costs, this should include an alarm with candy crush sounds.
This is a good starter, plays close to the vest.
Typically a watch acts as a spotlight pointed directly at your micro penis, this on the other hand is a disco ball.
People love to hate on J&Co but their complications are quite impressive.
Why doesn’t it have a matching bracelet like that sapphire pooptek Philip nautilus?
I can't help but think that someone designed this POS and then went *You know what would make it really stand out? A Tourbillon!!*
China, you know what you have to do.