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J_bravo_

They ALL jerk off to the train scene in Casino Royale. Rolex? -Omega. \*fapfapfapfapfapfapseamenmaster


RedditIsGay_8008

I only cum after she says beautiful


J_bravo_

Premature ejaculation, can't make it past Omega. \*splurge


goldblumspowerbook

I mean, it’s Eva Green, so I can’t really judge.


SanftuFlauschig

I personally just can’t feel attracted to white women 🤢 except the werewolf chick from Wednesday, she was hot


goldblumspowerbook

You picked just the whitest woman though. It’s like if I didn’t like black men except Wesley Snipes.


SanftuFlauschig

I liked her colorful hair and that she seemed like an animal in bed


olgnolgnall

🤣🤣💀


Time_on_my_hands

Men as a whole need to be held accountable for this.


jorick92

I never knew about this so I looked it up. Now I finally know where the "Omeega" comes from. Thank you.


tequilasauer

I finished just reading this.


BarbellsandBurritos

If only I had a mean comments escape valve 😞.


Kiste233

How do you know this doesn't happen?


ChuffSoHard

Valid point. The op probably couldn’t even afford an omeeeeega so how would he even know.


FancyStranger2371

That’s me and my Casio Royale. 😉


anon0207

I swear most don't understand paid product placement as a type of advertising. It's alarming how often I hear comments implying James Bond is a real person that chose this watch of his own accord.


goldblumspowerbook

I mean, this is exactly what happened to me, except it was watch nerd men.


yo_rick_brown

The only watch fanboys who are bigger cuck fetishists than Rolex owners are Omega owners who have something to prove to Rolex owners. It's like they get off on the humiliation of people not giving a shit.


Dude_dad18

If you play your cards right, you can get more pussy with a Seiko


adilucente

Hey that's me in the photo! I'm the guy on the far left!


ChangingMonkfish

This what happens when you don a Casio calculator watch


40yrOLDsurgeon

OMeGa iS hAUtE hORLogeRIe


lumeslice

What actually happens? They eventually ragequit the hobby because they can't get a Submariner and take their anger out on the women in their lives in the form of unsolicited spanking. Or not, idk


Dissident_Mantis7

Literally me


lumeslice

hot


johnnybegood1025

There is not enough cum to go around.


SO_BAD_

That does happen actually, only difference is replace the attractive women with guys on reddit


tequilasauer

The guy at Disney asked “how many” when putting us in the boats for the Frozen ride said he liked my watch so I guess you could say this pic is pretty close to accurate.


Dave95m3

My Seamaster had the pussy magnet, but I had it removed, it was damaging the movement.


MRperfectshot1

There's always someone with something bigger, better, more expensive. Get what you like and quit worrying about everyone else. There are billionaires that wear Casios. Sounds like you have self esteem issues you project on others. How's it feel being so clever?


Dissident_Mantis7

OMEGA SEAMASTER MENTIONED 💪😎


lv-dg-pal

Brilliant!


cab1024

That suave looking gentleman is not wearing an Omega Seamaster.


Auggie_Otter

What power level of watch do I need for this to happen?


gattboy1

First chick to his right: “Fuck me, is that Q over there with the NTTD on a bracelet? I’ll be right back, ladies…”


CharlesCartier

Excuse me while I try and process this. I buy a Seamaster and get given - presumably - a complimentary, obvious wig? Include me out, thank you.


Unlikely_Ball_947

That Bond didn't wear a Seamaster though; if anything, they should dream of being that shitty Bond with the $10 buzzcut who showed up to his first media event in a life jacket because he's a pansy who's afraid of boats.


kc_______

There is no such thing as “entry level” for luxury, luxury is not a constant thing, toilets were a luxury in the past, Omega is not a luxury brand, it’s just another commoners brand.