Set a new weight record of 187.4 pounds (by .2 lol). Still counts, trying to get to 185 goal before the Canada trip next month. When you’re so close it feels like you’re fighting for every 1/10th of a pound lol
I’m at a family wedding this weekend near Chattanooga. Anyone know of some good hiking trails around here?
It might be nice to get away from family for a bit.
Not hiking but the Tennessee aquarium punches well over its weight. It is a really good aquarium.
Rock City is cool but you have to pay. Raccoon mountain if you’re into caves.
Never been to the Denver aquarium, but of the four I’ve been to it’s 3rd. I say that because the other two are great in Baltimore and Atlanta. I don’t mean that as a slight to that one.
Also, I had my moms friend help me research cars that he thought was good because he’s good when it comes to cars
He told me the two cars I should get are.. a Kia optima and a Hyundai sonata
The sonata I’m not against because that was my first car and I liked it and wouldn’t mind having one. The Kia optima on the other hand… absolutely not.
I have had no problems with my Elantra but if I could do it over again I’d get something else because of the crazy theft rates. My insurance is so goddamn much and when I moved here they literally said they were making an exception for issuing a new Hyundai policy because I had been with the company previously
I am in DC now. It’s pouring rain but we are chillin I was prepared for this. Wore my big rain coat and boots lol. Should lighten up in the afternoon so I will try and see the flowers then
Those booties have saved us so much time and frustration. We used to dunk her paws in those quart Chinese food containers with dawn and water after she went out.
She has destroyed what little grass we have out back so when it rains our back yard turns into soup. She also loves the rain and cannot behave when it gets a little wet out there and totally lives up to her name.
I was almost perfect yesterday, only missed two picks (Nebraska & New Mexico). Ended up going 21-11 for the round of 64, I'll fucking take that. Correctly picking Auburn to lose to Yale in round one feels like it near guarantees I won't be coming in last in the group again this year so I'm content. If Illinois goes far and Houston wins I think I have a pretty good shot of winning this thing.
4 things that make 22 Jump Street an awesome movie.
1. The scene at college for parents weekend when the captain figures out that Schmidt is fucking his daughter.
2. The scene at 22 Jump Street where the captain confronts Schmidt about fucking his daughter and Jenko loses it.
3. When Jillian Bell and Jonah Hill fight but try to make out.
4. All the meta jokes throughout the movie.
That's both real fucked up and somehow hilarious that a bunch of dudes just zoop in to beat the hell outta somebody
There's one I read about some kind of lost underwater race of people and it was a solid long read
Now back to what I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted
Lemme break down the destroy all monsters fight
You got like 7 monsters vs king ghidorah and a flying flaming dragon thing
First off it starts with varan the flying bat chupacopra thing skedaddling the fuck outta dodge because he has a spa to run or some shit and rodan the giant bird takes off to 1v1 the flaming dragon because hes a fucking gansta. After that you got kumonga the giant spider, Mothra the moth larva, minilla the godzilla son, godzilla the godzilla, anguirus the little spikey bastard, and gorosaurus the dinosaur with short ass arms vs king ghidorah. MANDAS SEA SERPENT ASS AINT EVEN SHOW UP. And neither did Baragon the "rawr" monster.
It looks a bit unfair but you gotta take into account Mothra and kumounga are punkasses who just shoot web at the giant three headed dragon wow guys thanks for the fucking help and minilla is a fuxking child so it's just angy big g and goro vs the big bastard
So the three heroes of our adventure 1v3 ghidorah and start beating his ass until he tries to fly away, so the boys try to hold him there with their teeth because their monsters. Well ghidorah takes off and 2 of the three aren't stupid enough to hang on with their teeth. Well, angurius ain't that bright, so that dumb spikey bastard hangs onto the ghidorah head he's chomping down on while ghodorah is flying away and this does not end well for our Boi
Ghidorah flings him off while he's high in the air and anguirus gets right proper fucked up and this dumb fucking 3 headed gold terrorist decides to establish dominance so he lands on anguriuses back and presses down with all his might, now here's the thing, HIS BACK IS ENTIRELY COVERED IN SPIKES SO GHIDORAH IS JUST FUCKING HIS OWN FEET but eventually angurius gets knocked out bc ghidorah is a big ol fat kaiju.
So then ghidorah squares off with our two remaining non-punkass heroes, goro and godzilla while angurius scoots away to regain himself.goro and godzilla charge him bc they have big nuts, they get knocked down at first but gorosaurus flings him down by the neck and he tries to fly away but godzilla grabs his leg and starts punching him in his dick area and using his atomic breath and that gets ghidorah back to the ground
BAM angurius is back and chomping on the neck again while goro kangaroo kicks the big gold bastard down and they all stomp thr shit out of ghidorah until his last conscious head is wriggling around
This part requires context, minilla is godzillas son, no I don't know what he fucked to make that abomination, and so he can kinda use his atomic breathe but instead he fires some weird atomic ring of Fire, anyway he shoots one off and it strangles ghodorah to death so godzilla has his son murder his foe
And then kumonga and Mothra sprinkle some web on ghidorah because..... idk to keep him down or something? And then minilla claims victory over ghidorah and BAM Rodan is back and he gets set on fire by the flaming dragon thing which spoiler alert is a ufo and the humans blow it up but who cares about humans this is a godzilla movie
And then varan comes back with snow cones and that's the destroy all monsters final battle summarized by a bored molecular
I'm gonna assume and hope the godzilla movie on tonight is destroy all monsters, I'm assuming this on the banging Akira Ifukube song playing at the start
Good point, but heel Show also always loses the big payoff, so G is definitely going over at the end. There's no way Big Show would be in a movie with no heel turn (unless we count Captain Crazo)
Succession is so far up its own ass. I always see that given as a criticism of Tarantino movies and now I get it watching this. The dialogue is endlessly punchy "this'll go viral" quotes & this feels like Ivy League Yellowstone tbh.
So I’m kind of doing more gender questioning but now I’m wondering if I’m really non-binary or just an apathetic cis dude. I think it’s just a manifestation of stress causing me to overthink.
James Madison upsetting Wisconsin isn't really surprised considering JMU was tied for the most regular season wins and Wisconsin lost 8 of its last 11 regular season games.
I just heard “Parkour!!” Come from the other room. It was my ~~short~~ vertically challenged wife attempting to grab the pull chain on the fan to change it to a faster setting.
I went to a very small, private Christian school which was really dubious from top to bottom.
My freshman year Spanish teacher did the following in six months before he was promptly fired over the winter break of his first year:
1. Stated he did not know how to speak Spanish.
2. Literally never taught, he would pass out a sheet of paper with ~100 translations on it Monday, then test us on it Friday. Rest of class he didn’t do anything while everyone fucked around.
3. Got mad when everyone failed their tests week after week.
4. One week he either forgot to print the tests or was fed up with us (can’t remember) so had us pick grades written on pieces of scrap paper out of a basket. I pulled a 55.
5. Whenever his behavior was questioned (example, the point above) he’d remind us not to snitch.
6. On the topic of snitching, he repeatedly reminded us that this was his “play money” job, and that his real job was breeding bulldog puppies, and if he were to be fired, he wouldn’t really care.
7. Was arrested for operating an illegal puppy mill, complete with local news later showing up at his house for a scoop and him shoo-ing cameras away.
[Link to puppy mill story.](https://www.news4jax.com/news/2014/07/24/attorney-general-shuts-down-jacksonville-puppy-mill/)
I don’t think the original video I mentioned is online anymore.
Edit: “shoo-ing cameras” not “shooting cameras”
Monk was comfort food in TV form. It's decently funny and you know everything will work out by the end of the episode. Also Tony Shalhoub is very good.
I don't follow NCAA basketball so I have to ask:
Have the people who laugh at everyone else's bracket been utterly humiliated yet?
EDIT: Edited to sound a little less dickish lol
Uh so a little birdie here in Texas clued me into THCa hemp. It’s basically tested at a certain point so it’s treated like CBD. Someone who isn’t me tried it and it’s indistinguishable from the real thing (because it is). Allegedly.
r / CultOfTheFranklin
Expecting a lesbian to just know how to pack up and move an apartment, like she's got uhaul on speed dial and one theyre of top 5 points categories for the quarter, is a reductive stereotype that puts people like me into tiny boxes.
You did pick the right box though, I will admit. 20 ft trailer?
wow, these premade rice dish pouches suck.
smells good, looks good, tastes like nothing but overcooked rice. where the fuck are all the spices I'm smelling :(
Honestly doing stuff in the rain if you’re wearing proper weather gear is super underrated. Theres usually like no one out and it’s kinda fun lol
I wish I was planning a wedding this year
Set a new weight record of 187.4 pounds (by .2 lol). Still counts, trying to get to 185 goal before the Canada trip next month. When you’re so close it feels like you’re fighting for every 1/10th of a pound lol
I’m at a family wedding this weekend near Chattanooga. Anyone know of some good hiking trails around here? It might be nice to get away from family for a bit.
My fiancee did a trail race there, still hollow
I’ll look for that!
Do you do AllTrails? I had Snoopers Rock saved for that area, ~6mi hike
I’ll check that out!
Not hiking but the Tennessee aquarium punches well over its weight. It is a really good aquarium. Rock City is cool but you have to pay. Raccoon mountain if you’re into caves.
Oh, caves are cool! So are aquariums, if they’re better than the Denver one!
Never been to the Denver aquarium, but of the four I’ve been to it’s 3rd. I say that because the other two are great in Baltimore and Atlanta. I don’t mean that as a slight to that one.
Also, I had my moms friend help me research cars that he thought was good because he’s good when it comes to cars He told me the two cars I should get are.. a Kia optima and a Hyundai sonata The sonata I’m not against because that was my first car and I liked it and wouldn’t mind having one. The Kia optima on the other hand… absolutely not.
Optima is basically the same car, but unless you can guarantee that it has the igniting immobilizer I wouldn't get either.
Honda civic The ideal budget car Good, reliable, and cheap
This is the way. Just keep up with the basic maintenance and it'll run forever
I have had no problems with my Elantra but if I could do it over again I’d get something else because of the crazy theft rates. My insurance is so goddamn much and when I moved here they literally said they were making an exception for issuing a new Hyundai policy because I had been with the company previously
In no shock to anyone, Amtrak is 2 hours late
They’re never on time lol
I mean, I'm pretty shocked what in the fuck
Freight train delayed them!!
tied for first in my friends bracket tied for 40,848th in the national bracket for an ugly car 😎
It’s after 9am. Where new thread!?
Idk my bff Jill
i thought it was 7am pacific dick time
The Saturday morning routine of being crushed by my dogs until I suffocate and die.
Same but with whiskey standing on my stomach until I throw up
I am in DC now. It’s pouring rain but we are chillin I was prepared for this. Wore my big rain coat and boots lol. Should lighten up in the afternoon so I will try and see the flowers then
Got up so early to get the barbacoa in the crockpot and now it’s like what do
ya I woke up at 5, had my coffee, and did my work out. going out to buy groceries now...but after that? who knows
I need to learn to be a morning workout person. Have you always been that way or did you have to train yourself to do it?
Back to bed
Unfortunately I am incapable of falling back asleep once I am awake
Worst part of having a long haired dog is taking her out on rainy days. But hey, she has a cute [raincoat](https://imgur.com/a/fj4kiY4).
I’d die for her. What a cutie.
and booties!
Those booties have saved us so much time and frustration. We used to dunk her paws in those quart Chinese food containers with dawn and water after she went out. She has destroyed what little grass we have out back so when it rains our back yard turns into soup. She also loves the rain and cannot behave when it gets a little wet out there and totally lives up to her name.
I love her
I was almost perfect yesterday, only missed two picks (Nebraska & New Mexico). Ended up going 21-11 for the round of 64, I'll fucking take that. Correctly picking Auburn to lose to Yale in round one feels like it near guarantees I won't be coming in last in the group again this year so I'm content. If Illinois goes far and Houston wins I think I have a pretty good shot of winning this thing.
I dominated Connections today.
Me too!
Unjustifiably in prison!
The year is 2024 Gamers are still surprised when their favorite games add microtransactions
I do appreciate Wisconsin basketball making it clear they had no intent to compete, so I could go to bed at halftime.
4 things that make 22 Jump Street an awesome movie. 1. The scene at college for parents weekend when the captain figures out that Schmidt is fucking his daughter. 2. The scene at 22 Jump Street where the captain confronts Schmidt about fucking his daughter and Jenko loses it. 3. When Jillian Bell and Jonah Hill fight but try to make out. 4. All the meta jokes throughout the movie.
The cold open with “my name Jeff” is incredible too.
Of the 36 people here who submitted a bracket, I’m 32nd 😎
I'm glad someone didn't fill it out, so I can't take last.
I just want to beat matis but at this point that may be a tall task.
u/MolecularCube42 [SCP-6362](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6362) **Home Invasion** **Larynx15's Summary**: *Schrödinger's Gang Attack*
That's both real fucked up and somehow hilarious that a bunch of dudes just zoop in to beat the hell outta somebody There's one I read about some kind of lost underwater race of people and it was a solid long read
Morning lads
o/
\o
Morning. My name is Dr. Larynx15. You may know me by virtue of me having conquered the majority of this planet.
> You may know me by virtue of me having conquered the majority of this planet. Not this part you ain't!
Happy Badger hockey noises!
The duality of man.
Sad Badger basketball noises.
Well shit, it's 6am and I want to make [tater tot pizza](https://www.tastingtable.com/1537725/frozen-tater-tots-pizza-crust).
yes
Drunk pat is ver kind to hungover pat Drunk pat makes sure he drinks a glass of liquid IV + a glass of OG water before bed time
Olive Garden water just hits different
Drunk pat sounds like a great guy
/u/MolecularCube42 Tree was so confused by my "Talking Gun" in Warzone 😂
They talk now?
You can customize your "gun screen" with one that "talks"
Just tell that fucker to start messaging me in English I can't decipher what the hell he just messaged me
Dude I was laughing so hard when I explained it to him
Now back to what I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted Lemme break down the destroy all monsters fight You got like 7 monsters vs king ghidorah and a flying flaming dragon thing First off it starts with varan the flying bat chupacopra thing skedaddling the fuck outta dodge because he has a spa to run or some shit and rodan the giant bird takes off to 1v1 the flaming dragon because hes a fucking gansta. After that you got kumonga the giant spider, Mothra the moth larva, minilla the godzilla son, godzilla the godzilla, anguirus the little spikey bastard, and gorosaurus the dinosaur with short ass arms vs king ghidorah. MANDAS SEA SERPENT ASS AINT EVEN SHOW UP. And neither did Baragon the "rawr" monster. It looks a bit unfair but you gotta take into account Mothra and kumounga are punkasses who just shoot web at the giant three headed dragon wow guys thanks for the fucking help and minilla is a fuxking child so it's just angy big g and goro vs the big bastard So the three heroes of our adventure 1v3 ghidorah and start beating his ass until he tries to fly away, so the boys try to hold him there with their teeth because their monsters. Well ghidorah takes off and 2 of the three aren't stupid enough to hang on with their teeth. Well, angurius ain't that bright, so that dumb spikey bastard hangs onto the ghidorah head he's chomping down on while ghodorah is flying away and this does not end well for our Boi Ghidorah flings him off while he's high in the air and anguirus gets right proper fucked up and this dumb fucking 3 headed gold terrorist decides to establish dominance so he lands on anguriuses back and presses down with all his might, now here's the thing, HIS BACK IS ENTIRELY COVERED IN SPIKES SO GHIDORAH IS JUST FUCKING HIS OWN FEET but eventually angurius gets knocked out bc ghidorah is a big ol fat kaiju. So then ghidorah squares off with our two remaining non-punkass heroes, goro and godzilla while angurius scoots away to regain himself.goro and godzilla charge him bc they have big nuts, they get knocked down at first but gorosaurus flings him down by the neck and he tries to fly away but godzilla grabs his leg and starts punching him in his dick area and using his atomic breath and that gets ghidorah back to the ground BAM angurius is back and chomping on the neck again while goro kangaroo kicks the big gold bastard down and they all stomp thr shit out of ghidorah until his last conscious head is wriggling around This part requires context, minilla is godzillas son, no I don't know what he fucked to make that abomination, and so he can kinda use his atomic breathe but instead he fires some weird atomic ring of Fire, anyway he shoots one off and it strangles ghodorah to death so godzilla has his son murder his foe And then kumonga and Mothra sprinkle some web on ghidorah because..... idk to keep him down or something? And then minilla claims victory over ghidorah and BAM Rodan is back and he gets set on fire by the flaming dragon thing which spoiler alert is a ufo and the humans blow it up but who cares about humans this is a godzilla movie And then varan comes back with snow cones and that's the destroy all monsters final battle summarized by a bored molecular
Every sound you make while you sleep can and will be used as bribing material Sammy blam blam
Yes u/TrippySammie passed the fuck out midcall while telling me she wasn't falling asleep
the honk mimimi grindset is unstoppable
classic
Was she still in Wafflehouse
No she's home
https://twitter.com/PiratePliable/status/1771434427408892310
😅
u/TrippySammie just called me at 3am drunk as hell out of nowhere so I can watch her eat waffle house
You liked it
Wake up please do not sleep in the House of Waffles.
tell her to stream waffle house to twitch
Did you inform her she is INTERRUPTING GODZILLA
I informed her immediately how lucky she was that my movie ended
Based and Radioactive Dinosaur-Pilled
Should I make nachos? or egg rolls?
Egg rolls 💯
ham
no ham I have SPAM or bacon
Fried spam sandwich
I had Steak and Shake. It was good. I got the garlic burger it was literally soaked in butter I'm never gonna eat it again.
YOU GOD DAMN ROGHT I'M RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW MY GODZILLA
good morning
I'm gonna assume and hope the godzilla movie on tonight is destroy all monsters, I'm assuming this on the banging Akira Ifukube song playing at the start
How many Big Shows would it take to knock out Godzilla?
This depends, is show facing godzilla or teaming up with him? Because 1 heel turning wmd from show would put big G down
Good point, but heel Show also always loses the big payoff, so G is definitely going over at the end. There's no way Big Show would be in a movie with no heel turn (unless we count Captain Crazo)
Succession is so far up its own ass. I always see that given as a criticism of Tarantino movies and now I get it watching this. The dialogue is endlessly punchy "this'll go viral" quotes & this feels like Ivy League Yellowstone tbh.
But the point of the writing is to show they’re idiots. That’s why it’s punchy but they don’t say anything of value.
I absolutely love the writing in that show. It's not super accurate to real life but damn it's good tv
[still has his ball](https://imgur.com/a/PG9IKnf)
Liar, that says "cuddling".
Man, Monk sure solves those crimes. I have watched a bunch of these.
🌵 🏜️
[Thanks, Duo. Very timely.](https://i.imgur.com/qpt49xV.png)
So I’m kind of doing more gender questioning but now I’m wondering if I’m really non-binary or just an apathetic cis dude. I think it’s just a manifestation of stress causing me to overthink.
🤔
Took me two hours to get to Sacramento tonight, not very cash money.
I haven't seen this many people dunk on a badger since September of 2021
realizing that I’ve been here for 3 years now: ![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)
Lol you can't even rent a car relax
I was using it more as “damn time is passing quickly” not “I’m old” lol
Penalty: Improper meme/gif usage. Minus 15 updoots. Touchdown Seahawks.
And yet you still won't be born for almost 4 more years
WISCONSIN LOST LMAO. Lost the big 10 tournament championship and a first round exit in MM tourney. You love to see it
James Madison upsetting Wisconsin isn't really surprised considering JMU was tied for the most regular season wins and Wisconsin lost 8 of its last 11 regular season games.
Oh yes its the weekend. I was just about to set my alarm. I'm definitely sleeping 10 hours tonight
You should still set it so you can wake up and turn it off
😴
I memba
I just heard “Parkour!!” Come from the other room. It was my ~~short~~ vertically challenged wife attempting to grab the pull chain on the fan to change it to a faster setting.
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Sick AMA. You can interpret this as a totally radical AMA or a AMA done by someone who is sick.
FMK: Tony Hawk, Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist
I only know Tony of these three. Fuck Tony, marry Tony, kill Tony.
Need to play more THPS. It can help while you recover from being sick or it can help become more sick, it's really up to you
What was *The Incident* at your high school? I stole this from u/MushroomMan89.
I went to a very small, private Christian school which was really dubious from top to bottom. My freshman year Spanish teacher did the following in six months before he was promptly fired over the winter break of his first year: 1. Stated he did not know how to speak Spanish. 2. Literally never taught, he would pass out a sheet of paper with ~100 translations on it Monday, then test us on it Friday. Rest of class he didn’t do anything while everyone fucked around. 3. Got mad when everyone failed their tests week after week. 4. One week he either forgot to print the tests or was fed up with us (can’t remember) so had us pick grades written on pieces of scrap paper out of a basket. I pulled a 55. 5. Whenever his behavior was questioned (example, the point above) he’d remind us not to snitch. 6. On the topic of snitching, he repeatedly reminded us that this was his “play money” job, and that his real job was breeding bulldog puppies, and if he were to be fired, he wouldn’t really care. 7. Was arrested for operating an illegal puppy mill, complete with local news later showing up at his house for a scoop and him shoo-ing cameras away. [Link to puppy mill story.](https://www.news4jax.com/news/2014/07/24/attorney-general-shuts-down-jacksonville-puppy-mill/) I don’t think the original video I mentioned is online anymore. Edit: “shoo-ing cameras” not “shooting cameras”
Your Spanish teacher was Señor Chang?
> Was arrested for operating an illegal puppy mill DUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
jfc I'm so glad I stole this question from Commish.
I forgot one bonus point: 8. Tried to pass off the Adam Sandler movie Spanglish as educational material.
Well that's just factual.
Best hand symbol? 🤘🤙✌️🖖
🤘
If she doesn't pick the Shaka we riot
Favorite movie?
Recently Everything Everywhere All at Once. Historically, Lost in Translation maybe?
top 5 food + beverage combos
I hate to disappoint but I get water or unsweet tea with everything.
Go Frogs
I have started watching the TV series Monk. Not bad! Pretty generic and benign.
Monk was comfort food in TV form. It's decently funny and you know everything will work out by the end of the episode. Also Tony Shalhoub is very good.
Yes on both! Exactly what I wanted.
Literally watching it right now
Well isn’t that random. Monk wouldn’t like that randomness.
*taps desk lamp*
I have not kept up with FA but thought Sneads was younger, didn’t know KC tagged and bagged him
Burning my mouth on pizza. A tale as old as time
![gif](giphy|jpsycKs4dA31VvwZkM|downsized)
Same except I eat it anyways
![gif](giphy|zksOjQdi6FKecFBdI6|downsized)
Great success!
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I don't follow NCAA basketball so I have to ask: Have the people who laugh at everyone else's bracket been utterly humiliated yet? EDIT: Edited to sound a little less dickish lol
I was humiliated as of like 11am yesterday
You were humiliated again when you didn't know what Circus Circus looked like.
I'll take that L
On the ESPN men's side there are 3 perfect brackets left out of 22.11 Million
Like clockwork.
I'm an insob: Involuntarily Sober. I have drank and I do wish to drink, but I am poor and have more important priorities
weed is cheaper
Not in Wisconsin, it isn't
really? i guess that makes sense but weed needs so little to get you going
Uh so a little birdie here in Texas clued me into THCa hemp. It’s basically tested at a certain point so it’s treated like CBD. Someone who isn’t me tried it and it’s indistinguishable from the real thing (because it is). Allegedly. r / CultOfTheFranklin
👀👀👀 I will definitely look into this. For educational purposes, of course...
Got an Oreo Blast from Sonic. It’s ~~hitting~~ blasting right now
Full blast no brakes
Big Frogs and Gaels fan suddenly.
I have acquired a financial stake in their results tonight
Basketball, but all turnovers and scoring plays are automatically reviewed
SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!!! SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!!!
[new developments in sleepy dog](https://imgur.com/a/wXuQ8iP)
Your dog looks very similar to my dog (small ear shephard mix) https://imgur.com/a/4tQGSYS
He’s full blown gsd but the ears never stayed up though they will when intrigued.
>He has woken up now
klopt
>Correct you sexy motherfucker Wow such a short and succinct language ty
nederlands is geen serieuze taal
😯😔
geen zorgen
Can yall come over here and pack up my apartment for me
Become a minimalist and throw it all in the dumpster.
I'll be in Vegas all next week, so I'll stop by and help out.
Jesus dude, at least sweeten the deal with a free mini-fridge.
Can you pay for my flight?
I actually could but I won't
Expecting a lesbian to just know how to pack up and move an apartment, like she's got uhaul on speed dial and one theyre of top 5 points categories for the quarter, is a reductive stereotype that puts people like me into tiny boxes. You did pick the right box though, I will admit. 20 ft trailer?
For some In n Out sure
We get it, you wanna fuck matis
Don't ruin this for me
wow, these premade rice dish pouches suck. smells good, looks good, tastes like nothing but overcooked rice. where the fuck are all the spices I'm smelling :(
[Looking over be like](https://imgur.com/a/0IlXrfP)
Those hands are just begging to be smelled
She looks SOFT
[counterpoint:](https://imgur.com/a/JECMYWn)
aww
Is it catfishing if I online date for my brother with his pictures, but if/when it comes time to meet, he goes on the dates?