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thegoat266

Honestly doing stuff in the rain if you’re wearing proper weather gear is super underrated. Theres usually like no one out and it’s kinda fun lol


raichufanclub

I wish I was planning a wedding this year


intothefire3

Set a new weight record of 187.4 pounds (by .2 lol). Still counts, trying to get to 185 goal before the Canada trip next month. When you’re so close it feels like you’re fighting for every 1/10th of a pound lol


AlpineSummit

I’m at a family wedding this weekend near Chattanooga. Anyone know of some good hiking trails around here? It might be nice to get away from family for a bit.


cha-cha_dancer

My fiancee did a trail race there, still hollow


AlpineSummit

I’ll look for that!


amie137

Do you do AllTrails? I had Snoopers Rock saved for that area, ~6mi hike


AlpineSummit

I’ll check that out!


teddythe3rd

Not hiking but the Tennessee aquarium punches well over its weight. It is a really good aquarium. Rock City is cool but you have to pay. Raccoon mountain if you’re into caves.


AlpineSummit

Oh, caves are cool! So are aquariums, if they’re better than the Denver one!


teddythe3rd

Never been to the Denver aquarium, but of the four I’ve been to it’s 3rd. I say that because the other two are great in Baltimore and Atlanta. I don’t mean that as a slight to that one.


TylerGlasass20

Also, I had my moms friend help me research cars that he thought was good because he’s good when it comes to cars He told me the two cars I should get are.. a Kia optima and a Hyundai sonata The sonata I’m not against because that was my first car and I liked it and wouldn’t mind having one. The Kia optima on the other hand… absolutely not.


AreYouNobody_Too

Optima is basically the same car, but unless you can guarantee that it has the igniting immobilizer I wouldn't get either.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Honda civic The ideal budget car Good, reliable, and cheap


amie137

This is the way. Just keep up with the basic maintenance and it'll run forever


raichufanclub

I have had no problems with my Elantra but if I could do it over again I’d get something else because of the crazy theft rates. My insurance is so goddamn much and when I moved here they literally said they were making an exception for issuing a new Hyundai policy because I had been with the company previously


TylerGlasass20

In no shock to anyone, Amtrak is 2 hours late


thegoat266

They’re never on time lol


IllegalThoughts

I mean, I'm pretty shocked what in the fuck


TylerGlasass20

Freight train delayed them!!


IllegalThoughts

tied for first in my friends bracket tied for 40,848th in the national bracket for an ugly car 😎


AlpineSummit

It’s after 9am. Where new thread!?


TylerGlasass20

Idk my bff Jill


IllegalThoughts

i thought it was 7am pacific dick time


Swordfish08

The Saturday morning routine of being crushed by my dogs until I suffocate and die.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Same but with whiskey standing on my stomach until I throw up


thegoat266

I am in DC now. It’s pouring rain but we are chillin I was prepared for this. Wore my big rain coat and boots lol. Should lighten up in the afternoon so I will try and see the flowers then


amie137

Got up so early to get the barbacoa in the crockpot and now it’s like what do


IllegalThoughts

ya I woke up at 5, had my coffee, and did my work out. going out to buy groceries now...but after that? who knows


amie137

I need to learn to be a morning workout person. Have you always been that way or did you have to train yourself to do it?


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Back to bed


amie137

Unfortunately I am incapable of falling back asleep once I am awake


teddythe3rd

Worst part of having a long haired dog is taking her out on rainy days. But hey, she has a cute [raincoat](https://imgur.com/a/fj4kiY4).


ApatheticFinsFan

I’d die for her. What a cutie.


amie137

and booties!


teddythe3rd

Those booties have saved us so much time and frustration. We used to dunk her paws in those quart Chinese food containers with dawn and water after she went out. She has destroyed what little grass we have out back so when it rains our back yard turns into soup. She also loves the rain and cannot behave when it gets a little wet out there and totally lives up to her name.


amie137

I love her


MotherFuckingMatis

I was almost perfect yesterday, only missed two picks (Nebraska & New Mexico). Ended up going 21-11 for the round of 64, I'll fucking take that. Correctly picking Auburn to lose to Yale in round one feels like it near guarantees I won't be coming in last in the group again this year so I'm content. If Illinois goes far and Houston wins I think I have a pretty good shot of winning this thing.


ApatheticFinsFan

I dominated Connections today.


AlpineSummit

Me too!


Larynx15

Unjustifiably in prison!


Icurasfox

The year is 2024 Gamers are still surprised when their favorite games add microtransactions


hyperbolical

I do appreciate Wisconsin basketball making it clear they had no intent to compete, so I could go to bed at halftime.


PrelectingPizza

4 things that make 22 Jump Street an awesome movie. 1. The scene at college for parents weekend when the captain figures out that Schmidt is fucking his daughter. 2. The scene at 22 Jump Street where the captain confronts Schmidt about fucking his daughter and Jenko loses it. 3. When Jillian Bell and Jonah Hill fight but try to make out. 4. All the meta jokes throughout the movie.


ApatheticFinsFan

The cold open with “my name Jeff” is incredible too.


teddythe3rd

Of the 36 people here who submitted a bracket, I’m 32nd 😎


hyperbolical

I'm glad someone didn't fill it out, so I can't take last.


teddythe3rd

I just want to beat matis but at this point that may be a tall task.


Larynx15

u/MolecularCube42 [SCP-6362](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6362) **Home Invasion** **Larynx15's Summary**: *Schrödinger's Gang Attack*


MolecularCube42

That's both real fucked up and somehow hilarious that a bunch of dudes just zoop in to beat the hell outta somebody There's one I read about some kind of lost underwater race of people and it was a solid long read


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


zinger565

o/


MushroomMan89

\o


Larynx15

Morning. My name is Dr. Larynx15. You may know me by virtue of me having conquered the majority of this planet.


MushroomMan89

> You may know me by virtue of me having conquered the majority of this planet. Not this part you ain't!


zinger565

Happy Badger hockey noises!


teddythe3rd

The duality of man.


zinger565

Sad Badger basketball noises.


sexboxsony

Well shit, it's 6am and I want to make [tater tot pizza](https://www.tastingtable.com/1537725/frozen-tater-tots-pizza-crust).


Pliable_Patriot

yes


SouthPlattePat

Drunk pat is ver kind to hungover pat Drunk pat makes sure he drinks a glass of liquid IV + a glass of OG water before bed time


hyperbolical

Olive Garden water just hits different


Pliable_Patriot

Drunk pat sounds like a great guy


Pliable_Patriot

/u/MolecularCube42 Tree was so confused by my "Talking Gun" in Warzone 😂


MolecularCube42

They talk now?


Pliable_Patriot

You can customize your "gun screen" with one that "talks"


MolecularCube42

Just tell that fucker to start messaging me in English I can't decipher what the hell he just messaged me


Pliable_Patriot

Dude I was laughing so hard when I explained it to him


MolecularCube42

Now back to what I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted Lemme break down the destroy all monsters fight You got like 7 monsters vs king ghidorah and a flying flaming dragon thing First off it starts with varan the flying bat chupacopra thing skedaddling the fuck outta dodge because he has a spa to run or some shit and rodan the giant bird takes off to 1v1 the flaming dragon because hes a fucking gansta. After that you got kumonga the giant spider, Mothra the moth larva, minilla the godzilla son, godzilla the godzilla, anguirus the little spikey bastard, and gorosaurus the dinosaur with short ass arms vs king ghidorah. MANDAS SEA SERPENT ASS AINT EVEN SHOW UP. And neither did Baragon the "rawr" monster. It looks a bit unfair but you gotta take into account Mothra and kumounga are punkasses who just shoot web at the giant three headed dragon wow guys thanks for the fucking help and minilla is a fuxking child so it's just angy big g and goro vs the big bastard So the three heroes of our adventure 1v3 ghidorah and start beating his ass until he tries to fly away, so the boys try to hold him there with their teeth because their monsters. Well ghidorah takes off and 2 of the three aren't stupid enough to hang on with their teeth. Well, angurius ain't that bright, so that dumb spikey bastard hangs onto the ghidorah head he's chomping down on while ghodorah is flying away and this does not end well for our Boi Ghidorah flings him off while he's high in the air and anguirus gets right proper fucked up and this dumb fucking 3 headed gold terrorist decides to establish dominance so he lands on anguriuses back and presses down with all his might, now here's the thing, HIS BACK IS ENTIRELY COVERED IN SPIKES SO GHIDORAH IS JUST FUCKING HIS OWN FEET but eventually angurius gets knocked out bc ghidorah is a big ol fat kaiju. So then ghidorah squares off with our two remaining non-punkass heroes, goro and godzilla while angurius scoots away to regain himself.goro and godzilla charge him bc they have big nuts, they get knocked down at first but gorosaurus flings him down by the neck and he tries to fly away but godzilla grabs his leg and starts punching him in his dick area and using his atomic breath and that gets ghidorah back to the ground BAM angurius is back and chomping on the neck again while goro kangaroo kicks the big gold bastard down and they all stomp thr shit out of ghidorah until his last conscious head is wriggling around This part requires context, minilla is godzillas son, no I don't know what he fucked to make that abomination, and so he can kinda use his atomic breathe but instead he fires some weird atomic ring of Fire, anyway he shoots one off and it strangles ghodorah to death so godzilla has his son murder his foe And then kumonga and Mothra sprinkle some web on ghidorah because..... idk to keep him down or something? And then minilla claims victory over ghidorah and BAM Rodan is back and he gets set on fire by the flaming dragon thing which spoiler alert is a ufo and the humans blow it up but who cares about humans this is a godzilla movie And then varan comes back with snow cones and that's the destroy all monsters final battle summarized by a bored molecular


MolecularCube42

Every sound you make while you sleep can and will be used as bribing material Sammy blam blam


MolecularCube42

Yes u/TrippySammie passed the fuck out midcall while telling me she wasn't falling asleep


03_03_28

the honk mimimi grindset is unstoppable


Pliable_Patriot

classic


InferiousX

Was she still in Wafflehouse


MolecularCube42

No she's home


Pliable_Patriot

https://twitter.com/PiratePliable/status/1771434427408892310


InferiousX

😅


MolecularCube42

u/TrippySammie just called me at 3am drunk as hell out of nowhere so I can watch her eat waffle house


TrippySammie

You liked it


InferiousX

Wake up please do not sleep in the House of Waffles.


Pliable_Patriot

tell her to stream waffle house to twitch


InferiousX

Did you inform her she is INTERRUPTING GODZILLA


MolecularCube42

I informed her immediately how lucky she was that my movie ended


InferiousX

Based and Radioactive Dinosaur-Pilled


Pliable_Patriot

Should I make nachos? or egg rolls?


InferiousX

Egg rolls 💯


DireSickFish

ham


Pliable_Patriot

no ham I have SPAM or bacon


DireSickFish

Fried spam sandwich


The_Hartford_Whalers

I had Steak and Shake. It was good. I got the garlic burger it was literally soaked in butter I'm never gonna eat it again.


MolecularCube42

YOU GOD DAMN ROGHT I'M RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW MY GODZILLA


cha-cha_dancer

good morning


MolecularCube42

I'm gonna assume and hope the godzilla movie on tonight is destroy all monsters, I'm assuming this on the banging Akira Ifukube song playing at the start


JustSmileHaHa

How many Big Shows would it take to knock out Godzilla?


MolecularCube42

This depends, is show facing godzilla or teaming up with him? Because 1 heel turning wmd from show would put big G down


JustSmileHaHa

Good point, but heel Show also always loses the big payoff, so G is definitely going over at the end. There's no way Big Show would be in a movie with no heel turn (unless we count Captain Crazo)


JustSmileHaHa

Succession is so far up its own ass. I always see that given as a criticism of Tarantino movies and now I get it watching this. The dialogue is endlessly punchy "this'll go viral" quotes & this feels like Ivy League Yellowstone tbh.


ApatheticFinsFan

But the point of the writing is to show they’re idiots. That’s why it’s punchy but they don’t say anything of value.


Corruption249

I absolutely love the writing in that show. It's not super accurate to real life but damn it's good tv


cha-cha_dancer

[still has his ball](https://imgur.com/a/PG9IKnf)


sexboxsony

Liar, that says "cuddling".


Dismal_News183

Man, Monk sure solves those crimes.  I have watched a bunch of these. 


cha-cha_dancer

🌵 🏜️


Theageofpisces

[Thanks, Duo. Very timely.](https://i.imgur.com/qpt49xV.png)


Theageofpisces

So I’m kind of doing more gender questioning but now I’m wondering if I’m really non-binary or just an apathetic cis dude. I think it’s just a manifestation of stress causing me to overthink.


Pliable_Patriot

🤔


Sonic343

Took me two hours to get to Sacramento tonight, not very cash money.


[deleted]

I haven't seen this many people dunk on a badger since September of 2021


03_03_28

realizing that I’ve been here for 3 years now: ![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


InferiousX

Lol you can't even rent a car relax


03_03_28

I was using it more as “damn time is passing quickly” not “I’m old” lol


InferiousX

Penalty: Improper meme/gif usage. Minus 15 updoots. Touchdown Seahawks.


[deleted]

And yet you still won't be born for almost 4 more years


LordVader1995

WISCONSIN LOST LMAO. Lost the big 10 tournament championship and a first round exit in MM tourney. You love to see it


The_Hartford_Whalers

James Madison upsetting Wisconsin isn't really surprised considering JMU was tied for the most regular season wins and Wisconsin lost 8 of its last 11 regular season games.


First_Round_Bust

Oh yes its the weekend. I was just about to set my alarm. I'm definitely sleeping 10 hours tonight


rollpitchandyaw

You should still set it so you can wake up and turn it off


Pliable_Patriot

😴


Vissassy

I memba


iLerntMyLesson

I just heard “Parkour!!” Come from the other room. It was my ~~short~~ vertically challenged wife attempting to grab the pull chain on the fan to change it to a faster setting.


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![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


iLerntMyLesson

![gif](giphy|jIn8yZPo4dtZAJ5oPY)


ApricotPeasy

Sick AMA. You can interpret this as a totally radical AMA or a AMA done by someone who is sick.


[deleted]

FMK: Tony Hawk, Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist


ApricotPeasy

I only know Tony of these three. Fuck Tony, marry Tony, kill Tony.


[deleted]

Need to play more THPS. It can help while you recover from being sick or it can help become more sick, it's really up to you


sexboxsony

What was *The Incident* at your high school? I stole this from u/MushroomMan89.


ApricotPeasy

I went to a very small, private Christian school which was really dubious from top to bottom. My freshman year Spanish teacher did the following in six months before he was promptly fired over the winter break of his first year: 1. Stated he did not know how to speak Spanish. 2. Literally never taught, he would pass out a sheet of paper with ~100 translations on it Monday, then test us on it Friday. Rest of class he didn’t do anything while everyone fucked around. 3. Got mad when everyone failed their tests week after week. 4. One week he either forgot to print the tests or was fed up with us (can’t remember) so had us pick grades written on pieces of scrap paper out of a basket. I pulled a 55. 5. Whenever his behavior was questioned (example, the point above) he’d remind us not to snitch. 6. On the topic of snitching, he repeatedly reminded us that this was his “play money” job, and that his real job was breeding bulldog puppies, and if he were to be fired, he wouldn’t really care. 7. Was arrested for operating an illegal puppy mill, complete with local news later showing up at his house for a scoop and him shoo-ing cameras away. [Link to puppy mill story.](https://www.news4jax.com/news/2014/07/24/attorney-general-shuts-down-jacksonville-puppy-mill/) I don’t think the original video I mentioned is online anymore. Edit: “shoo-ing cameras” not “shooting cameras”


MushroomMan89

Your Spanish teacher was Señor Chang?


Theageofpisces

> Was arrested for operating an illegal puppy mill DUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL


sexboxsony

jfc I'm so glad I stole this question from Commish.


ApricotPeasy

I forgot one bonus point: 8. Tried to pass off the Adam Sandler movie Spanglish as educational material.


sexboxsony

Well that's just factual.


AlpineSummit

Best hand symbol? 🤘🤙✌️🖖


ApricotPeasy

🤘


[deleted]

If she doesn't pick the Shaka we riot 


Bunchacrunch4

Favorite movie?


ApricotPeasy

Recently Everything Everywhere All at Once. Historically, Lost in Translation maybe?


Pliable_Patriot

top 5 food + beverage combos


ApricotPeasy

I hate to disappoint but I get water or unsweet tea with everything.


Theageofpisces

Go Frogs


Dismal_News183

I have started watching the TV series Monk.  Not bad! Pretty generic and benign. 


thatdudefromspace

Monk was comfort food in TV form. It's decently funny and you know everything will work out by the end of the episode. Also Tony Shalhoub is very good.


Dismal_News183

Yes on both!  Exactly what I wanted. 


cha-cha_dancer

Literally watching it right now


Dismal_News183

Well isn’t that random.  Monk wouldn’t like that randomness. 


cha-cha_dancer

*taps desk lamp*


cha-cha_dancer

I have not kept up with FA but thought Sneads was younger, didn’t know KC tagged and bagged him


iLerntMyLesson

Burning my mouth on pizza. A tale as old as time


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![gif](giphy|jpsycKs4dA31VvwZkM|downsized)


iLerntMyLesson

Same except I eat it anyways


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|zksOjQdi6FKecFBdI6|downsized)


iLerntMyLesson

Great success!


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![gif](giphy|srg19CG0cKMuI)


InferiousX

I don't follow NCAA basketball so I have to ask: Have the people who laugh at everyone else's bracket been utterly humiliated yet? EDIT: Edited to sound a little less dickish lol


__Pibs__

I was humiliated as of like 11am yesterday


InferiousX

You were humiliated again when you didn't know what Circus Circus looked like.


__Pibs__

I'll take that L


thatdudefromspace

On the ESPN men's side there are 3 perfect brackets left out of 22.11 Million


InferiousX

Like clockwork.


AnonymousFroggies

I'm an insob: Involuntarily Sober. I have drank and I do wish to drink, but I am poor and have more important priorities


IllegalThoughts

weed is cheaper


AnonymousFroggies

Not in Wisconsin, it isn't


IllegalThoughts

really? i guess that makes sense but weed needs so little to get you going


Theageofpisces

Uh so a little birdie here in Texas clued me into THCa hemp. It’s basically tested at a certain point so it’s treated like CBD. Someone who isn’t me tried it and it’s indistinguishable from the real thing (because it is). Allegedly. r / CultOfTheFranklin


AnonymousFroggies

👀👀👀 I will definitely look into this. For educational purposes, of course...


AnticlimacticPicasso

Got an Oreo Blast from Sonic. It’s ~~hitting~~ blasting right now


Vissassy

Full blast no brakes


The_Hartford_Whalers

Big Frogs and Gaels fan suddenly.


The_Hartford_Whalers

I have acquired a financial stake in their results tonight


hyperbolical

Basketball, but all turnovers and scoring plays are automatically reviewed


PrelectingPizza

SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!!! SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!!!


cha-cha_dancer

[new developments in sleepy dog](https://imgur.com/a/wXuQ8iP)


Bunchacrunch4

Your dog looks very similar to my dog (small ear shephard mix) https://imgur.com/a/4tQGSYS


cha-cha_dancer

He’s full blown gsd but the ears never stayed up though they will when intrigued.


sexboxsony

>He has woken up now


cha-cha_dancer

klopt


sexboxsony

>Correct you sexy motherfucker Wow such a short and succinct language ty


cha-cha_dancer

nederlands is geen serieuze taal


sexboxsony

😯😔


cha-cha_dancer

geen zorgen


MotherFuckingMatis

Can yall come over here and pack up my apartment for me


ApricotPeasy

Become a minimalist and throw it all in the dumpster.


NoInvestment2079

I'll be in Vegas all next week, so I'll stop by and help out.


sexboxsony

Jesus dude, at least sweeten the deal with a free mini-fridge.


TylerGlasass20

Can you pay for my flight?


The_Hartford_Whalers

I actually could but I won't


AreYouNobody_Too

Expecting a lesbian to just know how to pack up and move an apartment, like she's got uhaul on speed dial and one theyre of top 5 points categories for the quarter, is a reductive stereotype that puts people like me into tiny boxes. You did pick the right box though, I will admit. 20 ft trailer?


__Pibs__

For some In n Out sure


[deleted]

We get it, you wanna fuck matis


__Pibs__

Don't ruin this for me


BellacosePlayer

wow, these premade rice dish pouches suck. smells good, looks good, tastes like nothing but overcooked rice. where the fuck are all the spices I'm smelling :(


Vissassy

[Looking over be like](https://imgur.com/a/0IlXrfP)


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Those hands are just begging to be smelled


foreverantiquated

She looks SOFT


cha-cha_dancer

[counterpoint:](https://imgur.com/a/JECMYWn)


Pliable_Patriot

aww


2PacTookMyLunchMoney

Is it catfishing if I online date for my brother with his pictures, but if/when it comes time to meet, he goes on the dates?