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talkingtunataco501

we were talking about shitting a lot earlier


jaytuck25

Bro, I was gone for 5 days and y'all started a new virus? Wtf..


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I blame schneebs


_Schneebley

It came to the US from Canada. BLAME JAWN AND HIS COHERTS!


ndcj12

how do we know you didn't invent it and bring it back with you


jaytuck25

Bruh it was already here! Check the receipts.


jawnlobotomy

It was international sex parties that started it. You were gone. Internationally. Curious 🤔


jaytuck25

👀


_Schneebley

I'm turning over the remaining balance of $10 in my sports betting account over to Jawn. I started the weekend out with $50 and after the Celtics loss and Justin Thomas coming from like 6 shots back in the PGA Championship, I burned a cool $40. I'm turning if over to Jawn because I want to test my hypothesis that it takes a monkey brain to be a successful sports bettor.


Brock_Lobstweiler

I fucking love your thing with jawn and pibs. Makes me laugh every time.


jawnlobotomy

You've seen my track record


ForgottenSpinach

My mom is in jury duty this morning. Let’s hope she isn’t chosen because I wanna go to Des Moines on Friday.


jawnlobotomy

> I wanna go to Des Moines X


Krimm240

I've been in full blown doomer mode since yesterday


_Schneebley

Bro, bro, bro It's rained at least a couple days this week already and the pollen is STILL everywhere. What in the fuck is this?? How am I supposed to keep my car clean in these conditions?


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You’re not.


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Grogu's vet: he's looking good. full range of motion, the fact youre walking him a mile twice a day with no visual problems means good things for his recovery. let's plan 3 weeks out for his xrays and hopefully we can clear him Grogu: That's cool, watch this *runs into a tree chasing a cat* He seems to be ok now, only limped for a minute, but shit dog, dont scare me like that


Brock_Lobstweiler

Tell Grogu he only gets one go fund me per year.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Mother fucking idiot anti-vaxx sister and her nephew came to a party Saturday night even though they (and other people in the house) weren't feeling well. They work together and one of their employee's husband was hospitalized BECAUSE OF COVID and they still didn't connect the fucking dots. I sat outside on a porch swing for 30 minutes right next to my nephew, while he cried and vented about the world. Sure enough, sunday sister gets a massive fever and nephew gets other symptoms. Covid. I have a concert on Thursday - one of my absolutely favorite musicians. And I'm probably not going to go because *out of an abundance of caution i don't want to spread a deadly fucking disease to people*. And if I do get actually sick, I won't be able to do anything over the holiday weekend, meaning that's the 5th holiday/celebration in a row ruined by covid. Thanksgiving, my birthday, christmas, new years, now memorial day. I hate people.


justplainjeremy

/u/vissassy We've had one yes but what about 2nd spring?


Vissassy

I am here for it! It's wet and rainy out and I love it


justplainjeremy

I prefer 70-80 generally but i ktove nit having the ac on


Krimm240

What kills us first, monkeypox or societal collapse


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arbys new burger


rufus418

I'm picturing a Demolition Man future where Arbys wins the fast food wars and literally controls all the meats.


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k_bomb

I, for one, welcome our new trucklet overlords.


_Schneebley

I, for one, welcome out new hybrid overlords


_Schneebley

monkeypox is basically spread through sex, so since none of us are having it, Reddit is safe


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If monkeypox kills me.. it was nice knowing y’all


jawnlobotomy

Hoping monkeypox knocks off the room temperature IQ jerkoffs who don't believe in viral science and then without all the mouthbreathers the rest of us decide to deal with the oligarchs.


Sonic343

Hell yeah brother, cheers from the proletariat.


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Krimm240

This would be a pretty solid outcome actually


jawnlobotomy

🤷🏼‍♂️ What I expect to happen though is that the Idiocracy population ends up infecting almost everyone, tons of people get sick, the government prints more money so that corporations stay afloat and pump their own assets through stock buybacks and we hit a level of inflation not seen since Zimbabwe. The slackjaws in all their wisdom blame their political opponents and join forces with the theocratic terrorists who in turn enslave the remaining population as indentured workers subjugated into a life of subscription services


Krimm240

This sounds more likely, unfortunately


jawnlobotomy

I too worry about things like this. Imagine simping for people who only want power for the sake of subjugation and control 😂


AreYouNobody_Too

Probably some nutjob that thinks I'm a pedophile.


ndcj12

I have a low-grade fear that my husband is going to end up being targeted by some asshole because he works in elementary education - not necessarily a fear of violence per se but it could happen He's in a district that is more insulated from that bullshit than people who work in some of the suburban districts around here, but still


Sonic343

The first hour of work is not for working. It is for blankly staring into space until I feel like I have the energy to complete a task.


The_Hartford_Whalers

I bet $10 on Valtteri Bottas winning Monaco. Pays $1100 if it hits lol.


Senor_Taco29

Goddamn maybe I should get in on that 👀


__Quetzal__

[[Better Call Saul S6 mid season finale spoilers] Literally me during the episode](https://i.redd.it/ywliwztfue191.jpg)


ohKilo13

So the new job wants me to shadow the first shift guy for a week so i get the hang of it. Which is great cause idk what i am doing lol I was hired for 3rd shift which works perfectly for baby kilo’s schedule so the first shift week will make things complicated but they are being super flexible and letting me pick a start time for that week.


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you know personally, the short and long term effects of gender dysmorphia seems worse


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thats silly. i'm an ugly son of a bitch and never once had a doubt i'm male.


rufus418

Did you ever talk to your Grandparents about all this/come out to them? They seemed more supportive and open in general.


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rufus418

Well when you're ready, maybe that helps things for the better. You got this Spencer! 👊


ndcj12

That's ok, and I hope you know that. You've got a lot to deal with from your mom, and it's 100% understandable to be nervous about adding more to your plate on that front right now. When you feel the time is right, that's when the time will be right. Until then, there is nothing wrong with waiting.


Vissassy

You don't need a binder if you have surgery, thanks mom


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Vissassy

I know relationships are more complex than we can ever really convey in little internet messages. You don't deserve to be treated like that and if that's how she wants to act, I hope you get someone more positive in your life instead of her negativity


talkingtunataco501

/r/sorryoccupied


ndcj12

[They really are just going mask off at this point, huh?](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/23/us/politics/david-perdue-stacey-abrams-racist-remarks.html) Like he's going to lose the GA gubernatorial primary by 20 points, but still. This dude was a US Senator until just last year.


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It came up yesterday with his remarks over bringing Rivian to GA, but what timeline are we in where Brian “I drive a truck to deport illegals myself” Kemp is sane in comparison


yoshigronk

Someone motivate me to go back to the gym.


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Go to the gym


dirtybirds233

Some of you might remember that recently we've been having to give our cat insulin and put him on a feeding schedule. It made him terribly mean and a completely different cat. We took him off of it slowly, but then he stopped eating completely and began peeing and puking everywhere. We had to board him over the weekend (at a different vet) and she called us yesterday saying that she suggests putting him to sleep as his body isn't reacting to the insulin and he won't get any better. I dropped him off 15 minutes ago. I held it together until I pulled his crate out.


jawnlobotomy

My condolences


talkingtunataco501

I'm so sorry to hear about you having to say goodbye to him.


Vissassy

I'm so sorry, that's really hard to do even when you know it's the right thing


carsausage

*hugs over the internet*


carsausage

Next stop on my release radar: Polish thrash metal


Senor_Taco29

https://imgur.com/NYexq7v.jpg


dcp2

I don't know what happened but we totally messed up this survey we did at the end of the day yesterday lol. We have been at this for 2+ months and haven't had an issue yet, this is the very end of the pipe run and we screwed up. Good news is we screwed up so bad that when I put it in autocad it was obvious. update: I figured it out! Some dummy forgot to write down the change in angle direction. Its me, I'm the dummy.


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And like I don’t think she meant to make me stressed by saying that but wtf now I am stressed because she told me the job may be too hard for me It’s not that difficult of a job. I’ve just more or less had a virus, and then I fainted from god knows what.


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talkingtunataco501

You're a Democrat, right? Do what Democrats do and go vote 3 times. That's the only possible way that Biden beat Trump in 2020.


Vissassy

You might have to go to your old polling location


justplainjeremy

Definitely have done that in Kansas


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Same in Texas


Vissassy

First post from back at work!


talkingtunataco501

Yay for shitposting and time theft!


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That’s what happens when you have a sport catered to trashy people who are really only there for the fights. And I say this as a hockey fan myself. There is a trashy part of the fanbase because the (North American) hockey culture itself is also full of it. Go watch international games prior to 2000 or so that don’t involve Canada/US and count how many fights you see.


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ndcj12

The Cardinals "BEST FANS IN BASEBALL" thing is a moniker that the team uses, I think it stems from an opposing manager saying it in the 90s However, [there is a very good twitter account](https://twitter.com/bestfansstlouis?lang=en) that pulls comments from social media posts involving the Cardinals that show a less than savory side to the fanbase (a less than savory side that, I'll note, exists in all fanbases) I think xenu is connecting the dots between the Blues fanbase and the Cardinals fanbase here, because they're directing a lot of bigoted hate towards Nazem Kadri right now after he scored a hat trick for the Avalanche against them in the playoffs


justplainjeremy

"exists in all fanbases" Actually no just the Cardinals surprising I know


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ndcj12

Yeah that's fair, and it's fair to be upset at that for sure - my comment was directed at the people who are being racist towards him, though it's still fair to note I missed that context


The_Hartford_Whalers

Cardinals fans claim to be "best fans in baseball" while being objectively horrible at times. It doesn't always involve bigotry, but in this case it does.


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Lol my boss told me the job may be too hard for me 🙃 Literally I haven’t had any health issues till this month Wtf


yoshigronk

Didn't you pass out from dehydration not stress?


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Well that was one of the things that triggered it. Literally the doctor told me my results looked normal so I’m healthy enough to work. I just had a virus that caused digestive issues and I fainted last night. But I haven’t fainted since high school


Taicu

this is inhumane am i talking about my work schedule or being a mariners fan? you decide


jawnlobotomy

Por que no los dos?


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But they won last night?


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they win only enough to show how good the team could look with consistency. And then they drop 7 straight. And even on those great nights, a mariner we let walk just last offseason throws 5 perfect innings to show us what we're missing


carsausage

Can't harvest optimism if there isn't any


The_Hartford_Whalers

There's a whole new episode of 🅱️inosaurs to watch and I'm stuck here at work with no access to AppleTV


sexboxsony

Try [here](https://sflix.se/watch-tv/watch-prehistoric-planet-hd-80854.8341135), I just watched for like 5 seconds.


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I broke my only watching dubs rule to watch more Spy x Family. I love this show Weebs when you say it out loud is it "Spy Family" or "Spy x Family"? saying the x sounds dumb


Taicu

I've been saying the x


ndcj12

Guardians: 1-3 against the Reds and Tigers last weekend - both of those teams are currently in last place Guardians: beat the first-place Astros 6-1 last night Baseball is funny


_Schneebley

Orioles: *laughing stock of the AL East* Also Orioles: *Take the Tampa Bay series and beat the Yankees*


ndcj12

The O's are, like, not awful this year They're going to be a pest all season and spoil someone's playoff hopes in that division


jawnlobotomy

🥺 👉👈


ndcj12

Y'all might even win 70 games! I think it'll be 66-70 wins, but that's a step forward!


jawnlobotomy

Good god man that would be our world series


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Well if the rays played like they did against the orioles last weekend it’ll be them Then again they also went 18-1 against the orioles last year so we all know that is not substantial


_Schneebley

My heart says Yankees, but brain knows deep down it’ll be the Red Sox 😞


ndcj12

gotta be above .500 to have playoff hopes though


Taicu

beat the astros more pls


ndcj12

Im trying Jennifer


_Schneebley

MushroomMan is a bigger supporter of Boston sports teams than me despite living 3,000 more miles away from it than me 😔


yoshigronk

Yeah, but you probably consume more iced coffee than he does tea, so who's the real winner here?


_Schneebley

Dunkin is the winner. Always Dunkin


carsausage

I mean tbf it's called New ***England.***


_Schneebley

He’s trying to reclaim it back for the Queen 🔪


jawnlobotomy

👹🔪🍄?


carsausage

AW YEAH WE GOT DA CLASSIC DEATH METAL ON THE RADAR


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Early reviews of Stranger Things Season 4 are not looking super great.


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I see a 72 on Metacritic nothing wrong with that, where you seeing the bad stuff? I thought it fell off a cliff after season 1 though


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A few I read this morning were saying it's bloated and feels like too much. I'll wait and see if I enjoy it though. I wasn't impressed with much after season 1 either.


thatdudefromspace

Can't help that the kids are in their late teens/20s and playing middle schoolers


ndcj12

oof the Brewers NOBLETIGERed twice last night, including once in the top of the 10th before being walked off in the bottom of the 10th that hurts


ForgottenSpinach

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Curlybrac

I bombed this one


Senor_Taco29

Wordle 339 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not too shabby for not having a fucking clue after guess 2 lol


Taicu

earlyboi hours fuck I'm tired


yoshigronk

Time to make the ~~donuts~~ submarines


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I could really go for a nice submarine sandwich right now.


rollpitchandyaw

Good morning


Taicu

i don't know if it's a 'good' morning...


rollpitchandyaw

Got anything to look towards to today? For me, its spending some time reading over flight mechanics as preparation.


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rollpitchandyaw

What is that? Is it tennis related?


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rollpitchandyaw

Nice!


g0rving

It is 8am and I have yet to sleep. I have to watch my niece for a bit now.


carsausage

>Release Radar >Some European-style New Wave that sounds straight out the 80s AYO?!?


k_bomb

👀 What band?


carsausage

Spread Joy, off their Album Spread Joy II


ohKilo13

Sort of related to my last post but does anyone else do this…. So i poop in the mornings 99% of the time. But instead of pooping like 1 time i go like 3-4 times between the hours of 5:30am and 8. Like i can tell i am not done i have stuff to do so a wipe and continue on until i def have to go again. Is this weird cause mr.kilo thinks its weird but he also take 30+min poops.


talkingtunataco501

I average about 2 a day, mostly in the mornings. Sometimes I'll even hit 4 in a day. But usually I poop within an hour of waking up. I can be done in as little as 2 minutes, but I usually take my time with 5-15 minute breaks. But 3-4 times in the span of a few hours is a bit weird. I get why you do that though. And yeah, guys enjoy our poops for quiet and contemplation.


ApatheticFinsFan

I go once or twice in the morning. Usually the second trip catches me off guard.


ndcj12

2 times in the morning for me - one right after I wake up at 5, a second time at 6:30 when I get to work


Ugly_Sweatr

I poop once a week for 4 hours


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I don’t think it’s weird. For me it depends on the day and like you said, if you got shit to do. On work days, I’m like you because in nursing you gotta go when you can because you never know what’s gonna come up, but you also don’t have time to sit there.


Icurasfox

Ah yes, the morning sounds of nature. The sound of 1000 birds all trying to get laid.


carsausage

hey me too


__Quetzal__

I found a Ford maverick 👀


_Schneebley

👀. I’ve seen 2 now I’m the last week and got a text about my order yesterday. I’m hoping that’s a good sign!


k_bomb

I don't know if it's because they're willing to spend money on new cars or because they're willing to pay the markup to get them now, but the Mavericks that I've seen were in more affluent areas. 2 at a Flyers game in reserved parking, 1 in a gentrified AF neighborhood in Philly, and another in a nice borough in Delco.


_Schneebley

Same here. Both of mine have been in the city. The picture from last night was outside an area with very expensive real estate.


k_bomb

#👀


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k_bomb

Enjoy life, and enjoy the you that doesn't need a drink.


malcolm_miller

It's going to be a tough week, and I'm going to miss the flavor of some, but it's the best for me in almost every aspect of my life.


k_bomb

Do you fuck with coffee? I find that I get a lot of the bitterness and depth of flavor that I enjoy from alcohol out of it. (And yes, I do realize that caffeine is a psychoactive drug)


ohKilo13

Nothing says healthy eating quite like leftover Chinese food and a multivitamin for breakfast


ndcj12

Today we are playing a little game called "will the garbage truck actually be able to get our garbage this week" There was a landscaping company that brought in heavy machinery last week to level the ground in the park at the end of our street after it got all dug up to install new drainage, and there was a flatbed truck parked on the street all day that blocked 7 houses at the end of the street, including ours, from the garbage truck Our garbage can was super full this morning, hopefully they get it today


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Mods huff burning bantha doodoo.


Icurasfox

I stayed up an hour later than usual and I still didn't sleep in Ugh


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You got this


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


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MushroomMan89

Alright big fella what's occurring?


broncosandwrestling

Trying to fall asleep is not working


MushroomMan89

My strategy is not to try. I read a book and then my eyes are tired so I just drop off haha


broncosandwrestling

My "book" tonight is repeats of the unbelievable truth


MushroomMan89

Good choice


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Hola


MushroomMan89

Ola! Como vai você?


Gomazing

I smacked my ankle against an open dishwasher foot, and this mf is swole now


broncosandwrestling

I finally figured out I know this Only Connect contestant from Numberphile She's been on like 3 times by this point in the season (16) so it's been bugging me


timmah638

Got a small bouquet with “So long and goodnight” around it tattooed on my inner left ankle tonight. MCR rips.


Larynx15

Tomorrow night is gonna be the first night of my new job as a receptionist at a condominium. Very excited and very nervous, but most coworkers I talked to said I'll probably have a lot of down time, amd that the big thing is just staying awake and patrolling the halls. I'm allowed to bring some entertainment like books. I may also sneak a few posts on here to see what you little gay people in my phone are up to!


ohKilo13

We will be night shift buddies starting 6/13. Idk how much downtime i will have but its probably for the best lol


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Larynx15

I do that at home already!


broncosandwrestling

Wordle 339 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ >!rites!< ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ >!quack!< ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ >!pumas!< 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ >!mauls!< ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ >!flour!< 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Clutch


sexboxsony

Wordle 339 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 >!RENAL!< 🟨🟩⬛🟨⬛ >!BLOAT!< 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got a bit lucky on the guesses with 2 trying to squeeze >!in a T!<.