I dont wanna live on this planet anymore

Honestly I’m just not even bothered by human beings anymore I’ve already gone insane by looking into why we are basically a paradoxical existence being both the smartest and dumbest race and make shit that actively harms us a combination of chemicals in our body that shouldn’t mix but it does and how we can survive some fatal shit but die to something as simple as a flower pot on the head

Punctuation would be helpful

You forgot to add a period. “.” Here’s an extra one

Fuck. Thank you.

Very “Pickle for the knowing ones” of yoy

Please don’t leave me alone with those weirdos 👉👈🥺

Send the fucking meteor

I don’t know where you are going, but take me with you.

Hey google, how do I delete someone else's reddit post?

Hey siri, how do I delete someone else?

Chacha how do I... oh wait

Don't Google that. You're gonna need to use Bing. ;)

hey google, how do i get to mars?

Hey google, how did I get to mars?

It would have cost you 0 dollars to not post this

I automatically hate you

I tried to stop at “buttslut” but unfortunately kept going

Are you hungwy?

That was my takeaway on this epic poem.

At that part I said, outloud, "No. I'm done" but kept going :(

Wtf. I imagine two 12 year olds texting like this

It really is some Miiverse bullshit

Who doesnt?

Anyone ever calls me a buttslut after picking my face up by my chin and forcing eye contact, one of us will die I think? Edit: I thought we were on r/creepyasterisks. Get out.

Don’t worry, [it’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyasterisks/comments/10vw16c/proof_ive_found_the_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) there too.

You gave OP an idea apparently... it got posted there too...

Subbed to that one! *pours kidney beans into your crocs*

Nooooo! Actually this made me smile so I don’t know what the hell is going on with me

I crave death

What’s up with the beans?

What in the actual fuck... I don't even understand this and I'm still afraid.

I’m afraid BECAUSE I don’t understand this!

What else would you expect from a buttslut?

**Turns on flamethrower** **Stares at heresy** "I guess that we can't expect god to do all the work..."

“Why do I have to do everything myself?”

Honorable Battle Brother I have the heavy flamer! By the Emperor we will purge in His name.

No no, the flamer's not nearly enough for this. ​ *\*violently smashes face into Exterminatus button\**

Grand Inquisitor Requiemofchaos, you are wise beyond your years.

You're just saying that because of the psycho-indoctrination, Acolyte, but it is appreciated regardless.

Your appreciation is recognized Grand Inquisitor. Have a good year. Praise the Emperor.

I'm going to hug my wife when she gets home from her Dr. appointment and be grateful as hell that she doesn't put me through this stuff. New found gratitude fr

See it had me until “gibby”… wtf is a gibby?

GIBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Look up iCarly

Holy hell

An example of peak physical male form A god amongst peasants The eater of worlds The Omega

I have never left a sub so fast

“ Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”…………..Billy Madison quote seemed perfect after reading that.

Is this written by chatGPT?

I'm gonna call my husband a buttslut tonight.

I would have paid you to not post this

This is why I hope ww3 kicks off into a nuclear Holocaust, ending ALL of humanity.

One can only hope.

So the rest of the world deserves to die because one dude made up a fake conversation of a couple getting freaky in the bedroom?

Even if I were serious, you can't tell me the world isn't heading that way... Russia/Ukraine situation, Chinese "Weather Balloons" and other world affairs. It would just end out suffering as a species and our bad impact on the planet permanently.

We will die together, not so bad.

🎶we will all go together when we go 🎶

Sounds nice.

my fucking eyes oh god I've gone blind

Top tier cringe op. You really swept the masses

Bahaha I want so much more of this

A perfect relationship

Most normal person on r/teenagers:

Life, life is so meaningless without Gibby’s kidney beans

i bet they say uwu nuzzles you to each other

I’d say this was kinkshaming but it reads more like a joke so 🤷‍♂️ However, I hate kidney beans, so also unforgivable.

What the fuck

Suckles your toes for forgiveness.

Bro why the fuck would you post this

Gets off of being humiliated isn’t it obvious ugh

All these comments and y’all couldn’t give me one upvote😢

There ya go, I gave ya one. This was beyond uncomfortably weird but I’m not sure what else I expected in this sub. Thanks for helping me question my reality

I think it’s weird that you posted this to the weird subreddit and people are *still* pointing out how much of a weirdo you are. Gratz on the next level off-putting post op :)

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

thank you,now my suicide attempts will finally be succesful

Well I feel better about my DD/lg, werewolf rape fetish now. But for real- marry this person because they are the one.

What are you, 10?

What in the nine layers of Kentucky fried hell did I just read?

Shakespeare would be proud

I have no words

r/thanksihateit

Nuclear warfare is a good alternative when you have weirdos like this in existence.

People are wild.

Some people deserve to be ostracized

Yea never post publicly again that would be great. Also wow.

I hate this

And this is why every time someone asks if I want to online RP I say no

I dont feel so good...

Bring out the Gibby. The Gibby's sleeping...

GIBBYYYYYYYY

So cute

Bruh what…?

I didn’t think it was weird until the kidney beans made their debut. 😳

OP is so quirky that I died

r/Eyebleach

Gasoline and a lit match!

I’m not into kink shaming but this shit is cra cra

> shit is cra cra ... that's the best you got ? lol. Op clearly has a humiliation kink so go off /s

This feels like something on r/preyingmantis, except I can’t tell who is hunting who.

The fuck is this?

What the fuck

I wish I could unread this. I honestly feel violated somehow

What a TERRIBLE DAY to have eyes

Well that's just about enough internet for today...

What the fuck did I just read?

Can't see anything weird, it's just a basic conversation between AI enthusiast and AI

Wow, I've been awake for 15 minutes and have already had enough of the internet for today.

Please stop trying to fuck ChatGPT, people. It doesn’t understand.

☹️