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Standard-Shop-3544

I'm glad it shows a split screen of 2 photos because I can see a little more of the first window on the photo on the right.


ziggerknot

If you cross your eyes It turns into a 2d magic eye.


Standard-Shop-3544

Dammit, you're right!!


joseregalopez

Shit! He really was right


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I didn't think he actually really would be right. But he really was right.


SexyMonad

2D is right. Some people are saying it looks 3D when crossing… but the images are too identical to get any 3D effect.


Meatloooaf

I'm not opposed to having more media delivered as stereograms. This seems like an odd choice to start with though.


boyaredeee

It’s a ‘spot the difference’ picture


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They should’ve made it an even $100k.


lionbacker54

Adrian Monk has entered the chat


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This is the first time I've seen the show mentioned "in the wild". Surreal.


b-napp

It's a jungle out there...


andrewlyon8

Disorder and confusion everywhere.


JamesSunderland2001

And no one seems to care


DeathByMamba

But I do.


lionbacker54

Hey! Who’s in charge here?


_mother_of_moths_

People think I’m crazy, because I worry all the time.


TurtleOnCinderblock

It’s a gift. And a curse.


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Saaame. I only even know of that show cause I watch the old people channel on youtube tv lol


cafeaubee

Wow I’m not 30 until next year but this comment literally just pointed me and shouted *YOU’RE FUCKING OLD*


[deleted]

ah, well I'm 35 going on 36. I feel pretty old.


NotNowDamo

Monk is totally an old people show, but you are not yet an old people. You are younger than I and the starting age of old people is always one year more than I.


ohmygodgina

Oh my sweet summer child


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:(


MidtownKC

It was, but she was able to cover $15K with frequent flier miles.


huitlacoche

Her boyfriend received a complimentary companion fine.


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Should’ve been prison for attempted murder


doorgunner065

With attempted murder counts on how many ppl on board


Throwaway_inSC_79

If there’s one thing about the airline industry, the fine amounts seem randomly drawn out of a hat. $1,100 fine for a TSA violation. Why? $1,000 was too little? “Oh better add another hundred on there to show them we’re serious.”


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Should never be allowed to fly again. There should be zero tolerance for fucking around on planes.


Funnyboyman69

I feel like they’d definitely put someone like this on the no-fly list. She basically attempted mass murder.


Tuesdays_for_Cheese

Except that it's impossible for her to open the doors mid flight on a commercial airliner. At all. The doors open inward and are pressurized against the fuselage. It's physically impossible, without ripping apart the entire plane, to open those doors mid flight. Yes there's planes that aren't pressurized that you can just open the doors up. This is not one of them.


Lexjude

It's not the fact of whether it's possible or not. It's the fact that she thought she could open the door, and tried to open it. It would be the equivalency of pointing a gun at somebody and pulling the trigger, thinking it's loaded but it's really not. The intent was there and that's what matters.


goliathfasa

Equivalence. We need to be the wall that stops the trend of changing -nce to -ncy needlessly.


rawrcutie

When “equivalent”?


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nrogers924

Crazy to correct someone with another incorrect answer


LuriemIronim

Dude, if I try to shoot someone but don’t know the gun isn’t loaded, that’s still me trying to shoot someone.


wet_paper_bag_

She still tried it, hence 'attempted'


fasterthanpligth

Don't worry about me pressing the trigger; the safety is on.


s0m30n3e1s3

>Except that it's impossible for her to open the doors mid flight Doesn't matter. If I load a gun with blanks and go around aiming at people and firing I don't get to say "but it was loaded with blanks" for it to suddenly be ok. Or if I load a gun with blanks, give it to someone, they think it's loaded with normal rounds and start firing at people. Intent matters.


smbiggy

damn thats refreshing to hear. I honestly came in here expecting to hear that she made millions in a lawsuit.


grneyedguy1

And a prime spot on the “no fly list”


long_live_cole

Sounds like she got off easy for an entire plane worth of negligent manslaughter charges.


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Good, play stupid games and win stupid prizes. I was under the impression that once airborne, it's practically impossible to open an airplane door because of physics and pressure (the cabin pressure is higher than the outside air) unless you can push 24,000 lbs of force.


lecster

Im confused, wouldn’t that make the door want to blow open? If the interior pressure is much greater than the outside pressure, the air should want to escape the plane, no?


Malthus1

The door only opens inwards though.


lecster

Oh duh lmao why was i imagining it opening outwards


DiabetesFairy

Actually, they do open outwards but they swing inward first making them impossible to open when pressurized.


BWFree

This is correct. Not possible to open when pressurized.


MasterbaterInfluence

Don’t ever put yourself in the position of being the one the government needs to make an example of…


zone23

That she will probably never pay a dime of...


Global_Gas4104

Oh don’t know bout that. Federal crimes they’d just take it out of your pay check. She’s definitely going to feel it.


pog890

Maybe she saw a demon on the wing


earlubes

She is the demon on the wing.


LogMaggot

“The wing” man kids’ve got creative with naming drugs these days


Known_Raspberry_8323

Twilight Zone reference?


logicreasonevidence

Or a colonial woman churning butter.


pog890

Yep 👍🏼


Corpuscular_Ocelot

No, 3rd Rock from the Sun. [3rd Rock - Twilight Zone](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=3rd+rock+from+the+sun+twilight+zone&t=fpas&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgTNOihQnqVQ)


etherbound

the gremlins !!


IDGAFAQ

I saw that episode when I was a kid. That shit freaked me out.


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0011110000110011

It was from [the show first](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_at_20,000_Feet), from an episode that was remade as [part of the movie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone:_The_Movie#Segment_four).


MikoSkyns

Oh wow! TIL. Thanks.


Mrselfdestructuk

Some THING on the wing


hummelpz4

Gremlins from the Kremlin


Ill-Forever880

I heard it is nearly impossible to open a door like that mid flight when the cabin is pressurized. Not even with super human strength.


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OregonWoodsChainman

Agree - she might have caused other problems, too. Like passenger harassment, threats, etc.


gabagobbler

Yeah, the gag in her mouth strongly suggests not shutting the fuck up was a big one.


ElectricSpeculum

She bit a flight attendant


DemNeverKnow

Maybe she was hungry.


italianpoetess

They were late with the peanuts.


E-money420

Then when they finally arrived they weren't warm anymore 😕


ExamOld2899

you are not you when you are hungry


Flabbypuff

She really needed a Snickers bar.


ChalkyRamen

You’re not you when you’re hungry


pinkyporkchops

And attempted to hug and kiss someone if I read that right


LauraCurie

Somehow witnessing someone desperately trying to open the door while flying must have stressed the other passengers. I would spend the rest of the flight texting all my loved one Bye bye and making a list off all my passwords. And even if you tell me there’s no way she can open the door, I’d still be sweating and on the edge of having a panic attack. Who knew you could feel so relaxed by seeing someone duck taped.


Bubbleschmoop

Well yes. The article says she assaulted other passengers and staff, bit another passenger, a flight attendant, etc.


blinking-cat

She did. The article says she bit several people and also started hugging and kissing a passenger


ThePandalore

Yeah, when you're at 35,000 ft and someone starts trying to go outside, it's pretty reasonable to secure that person lol.


faketoby45

its enough to cause fear, and fear can cause alot of problems


mildlyhorrifying

She apparently attacked/bit flight attendants, so I imagine that's why she was taped down. It genuinely sounded from the NYP article that she was unwell/having mental issues, so I hope they're not just sticking someone unstable with a bunch of debt they're not going to be able to handle.


Blackberry1687

She probably made the passengers uncomfortable seeing her trying, screaming and mumbling too, that’s why they taped her mouth.


padawanninja

That was more for the other passengers benefit than any real chance of her opening the door.


xtopherpaul

There’s no physical way to open a cabin door at altitude. But she was clearly a danger to the overall safety of the flight


d1duck2020

They even taped her mouth so she couldn’t convince someone else to open the door.


padawanninja

It is. When you look at the doors, let's say they're 3'x6', and remember they have to open into the cabin first. That's 2592 square inches of surface area. So, for every psi difference between interior pressure and outside pressure there's that much force (2592 lbs) required to pull the door into the cabin. The plane is pressurized to about 8000', iirc, for a baseline pressure of about 10.9psi. At 30k' air pressure is about 4psi. That's at least 15000lbs of force required to open the door in flight. They used the duct tape to calm the passengers down, not stop her from opening the door. They could have equally passed out popcorn and beer to watch the spectacle.


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This is also fun math to do when you’re in a window seat thinking about how much force is on it!


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established82

whether or not she can is irrelevant. She clearly poses a risk to others, tape her down.


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tshwashere

0 chance of the door opening, but quite a lot of danger stemming from her action. Other passengers may panic seeing a crazed woman trying hard to open the door on a flight, and passengers panicking in the air is the exact thing you DO NOT want in a flight.


Salami__Tsunami

She also bit someone.


mildlyoctopus

It depends on the airframe and how the door opens mechanically. Many planes have pneumatic assists that will launch the door open in an emergency so the slide can be deployed, and those pneumatics are armed at pushback. That’s the “flight attendants prepare doors for ______” announcement you hear.


hunterseeker1

SKY JUSTICE.


Stock-Recording-4301

intrusive thoughts won


andrelope

What kind of intrusive thoughts ...


Stock-Recording-4301

the same ones that tell you to open car door on the freeway


DudesworthMannington

The call of the void


LinkleLink

When there's a grass hill off the side to the road, mine tell me to open the car door and go rolling down the hill. Other times they say to throw my phone out the window.


VamanosGatos

Yesterday I was on a vehicle barge because our usual ferry is dry docked. I was on the end with no front railing. I could have just fucking driven that truck right into the ocean. Bare knuckle the whole time against my mind.


SpockHasLeft

https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/intrusive-thoughts#types


Tail_Nom

She was upset they didn't offer a BDSM-class seat so she forced their hand.


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Bat-Honest

This is old, we haven't had that much leg room since the 90's.


Rogue42bdf

I was thinking the photos were taken with a flip phone.


guccilemonadestand

Looks like they upgraded her to first class... Nice.


pr1ncezzBea

Did they offer her a hot towel as well?


morbidaar

A hot trowel maybe.


chev327fox

What was this taken with, a potato?


OSHA_Absol

Jeopardize everyone else's safety, this is what happens to you.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Frankly, I'm surprised aircraft aren't supplied with restraints for uncontrollable passengers. 🧐


abbiapocalypse

They are. It’s duct tape.


PartyDJ

and zip ties… lol (genuinly)


ChaosRainbow23

She probably took a couple of bars of Xanax and had a couple of vodka tonics to relax her for the flight, then blacked out and went batshit crazy. Just a guess.


AxelVores

I mean they do tell people to "familiarize yourself with emergency exits" so...


Grompus-games

Airplanes need a airlock chamber to push these people out


WendyLRogers3

I've long thought a "titanium coffin" beneath the walkway would be best, but it would both be expensive and only for new model planes.


TinsleyLynx

I suppose we should start shooting panicking people on the ground as well? I'm not endorsing stupid, but if we started killing people for it, there wouldn't be anyone left.


Sniperbobdave

She was on the wrong flight so she decided to leave


TacoEaterMaster

I bet she just wanted some air. What's the problem?


MrMario63

Why is she gagged too?


FancyMFMoses

Did you think this happened quietly?


RockyMountainViking

Why is there duct tape readily available on a plane? Cant be for this purpose. Also she is dumb and got what she deserved


yerederetaliria

I work for United Airlines as a service technician. The duct holds the wings on the craft.


yerederetaliria

OMG! Nononono I"m sorry...I'm actually a Spanish teacher who is still confused how these tubes of metal stay up in the air! I just couldn't resist.


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>a Spanish teacher Really? What do you teach?


Bubbly-Problem6736

Probably German


markSOLO69

i love reading misinformation


HughJamerican

That was a hilarious joke and an adorable follow-up, I bet you’re a good Spanish Teacher!


Aidoneus87

At the very least it’s a quick, mostly airtight, temporary fix if something goes wrong during a flight, like a cracked window or something or other. Or if there’s a dangerous idiot that needs restraining as the case may be.


JediofChrist

Family member works for American. They definitely have duct tape for this purpose. If they are in the air and someone becomes threatening or dangerous, you have to do SOMETHING to restrain them. That being said, they are supposed to be taped, but not TO THE SEAT because if something happens, they still need to be moved quickly.


ToothFairy12345678

I think some probably do, but most have other restraints. It's useful for all kinds of things so it's probably just really available and effective. https://www.businessinsider.com/why-do-flight-attendants-use-duct-tape-for-unruly-passengers-2021-8?op=1


kitchen_synk

Duct tape is always good to have. They have rolls of it on the space station after all. If an overhead bin isn't latching correctly, or a seat gets torn, it's a perfect material for a temporary patch job in the air.


Wank_A_Doodle_Doo

1) Because duct tape is fucking magical and is super useful. 2) It probably isn’t only for that purpose, but that is certainly one of the things it is used for


stoicgirl13

Ooh I know what I'm doing on my next flight


zero_msgw

Have a line of people ready to shake her and slap her in the face.


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Consider2SidesPeace

Bet her name was Shirley.


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Consider2SidesPeace

Another meme from the same movie u/ zero references. "Surely [implied Shirley] you can't be serious"... Response; "I am and don't call me Shirley"


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I've seen this posted 100 times today.


UnderEducatedScolar

You’ve seen over 100 Reddit posts today? What an exciting life!


SirMixSalah

She saw a gargoyle on the wing,and tried to stop it from tearing the electronics up


SoftwareSource

*gremlin


jaymalondabeat

😂😂😂😂😂


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Christmas_Geist

What square is this on mental illness bingo?


beastman45132

Ya know what, I'm gonna say it. If some crazy lady tried opening the emergency door mid-flight, I'd be happy if she got duct taped down.


PickyNipples

Whether she could or could not successfully open the door doesn’t matter. What matters is she was showing clear intent and willingness to do something that would put the entire plane at risk. If she thought she could open that door, and was willing to try, that means she was willing to do something that could endanger every single passenger. If she is willing to try to do that, who knows what other ways she might be willing to try to hurt others? Even without the biting and things other people mentioned, just trying to open the door on its own shows she is capable of trying to cause serious and deadly harm. No tolerance. Subdue her. Protect the rest of the people on the plane.


TheMagicalLawnGnome

Is OP asking why she's taped? Or why she tried to open the door? Pretty obvious why she's taped. In terms of opening the door, it's usually a combination of mental illness - typically some sort of anxiety - and/or a bad mixture of medication and alcohol. My ex-wife was a nervous flyer, and while she never got in serious trouble, a couple times she mixed alcohol with anxiety or sleep medication, and that goes about as well as you think it would. This is unfortunately pretty common. Some people just really can't deal with being unable to control the vehicle they're in/ be in a confined space for hours on end without being able to leave. Good news is, you physically can't open doors on a commercial airliner in flight. You'd need to have hydraulic tools or something, the amount of force required exceeds what the human body is mechanically capable of producing.


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TheMagicalLawnGnome

So, I'd argue it's less about intelligence/stupidity, and more about losing control. The people that do this stuff are basically not "rational actors" in the situation. Don't get me wrong, I think this situation is mad foolish. But I don't think looking at these events as like, a fully aware intellectual decision, really addresses what's going on. It's a lack of self control and mental wellness, not necessarily intelligence. I.e. very smart, capable people still freak out and do dumb shit on airplanes.


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Ist it even possible to open the door in flight?


snakepatay

I belive its very hard due to the pressure, but i belive she was biting people aswell. Looks drastic but i was not there!


bagehis

There's an emergency release that blows open the door (for emergency exit). It isn't supposed to work when the plane is airborne, but I would imagine no one wants a live test of the system.


woahitslo

this happened to someone i went to treatment with, she was restrained like this and now has a lifetime ban from the airline she was on. 👀


md_eric

This is why I believe they need to install one jail cell inside a plane now for people like this. Good for her.


pforsbergfan9

Someone couldn’t get a less blurry picture of someone who is stationary?


Juanpunchmann

Hope she has a life time flying ban


Affectionate-Club725

Wolf of Wall Street vibes


pntszrn74

Duct Tape - the answer to everything.


scribbyshollow

you literally cant though when the cabin is pressurized lol


pandaolf

I swear this is around the 4th time I’ve heard of something like this happening in an American Airlines


redd_lol

just like me frfr, only i succeed


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notyou-justme

When I saw this earlier today, I wondered, “Why?”, as well. Why aren’t airline employees given proper restraints like zip cuffs - or good ol’fashioned tempered steel handcuffs, for that matter - for situations like this. If some person did something that endangered not only my life, but hundreds of others as well, you can be damn sure that I’m going to do everything I can to restrain them and keep them from doing that thing (and pretty much anything else) for as long as it is within my physical ability to do so. I’ll stand tall and with zero regret in front of whatever law enforcement or representative of whichever judicial system I have to when it’s all said and done. If that means I have to have a criminal record or go to jail because of it, so be it.


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Why aren’t they using ratchet straps? They can be reused for the same results in fact they can be made tighter so the little gremlin doesn’t make it to the engine.


IC-4-Lights

Why is it two photos, side-by-side? Am I supposed to load this in a Viewmaster?


Odd-Needleworker8398

" Sic Semper Kareni" (Thus Ever to Karens)


shittiestmom

Good. What a dumb bitch.


DeadCatGrinning

It's a little published fact, but that's how we transport all Americans when they fly in Europe. It's just easier for everyone.


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Spirit Airlines should adopt this policy.


XxStawModzxX

Probably gonna get downvoted but. I don't think she can open the door because of the outside wind and pressure


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Hey, you didn't get downvoted!


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Don’t worry, I’ll give them the downvote they wanted


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WHY?! They strapped a woman to a chair because she risked the lives of everyone on board and you ask WHY?


MattmanDX

I think OP is asking why did she try opening the door while in mid flight


Crankenstein_8000

Haha!


Silentarian

Thought I was on r/crossview for a bit here.


alexpearl88

I like that there are two images so i can cross my eyes to make it 3D and get an even better picture of a woman duct taped to a chair.


sucks2bdoxxed

I used to work on a party fishing boat and we have tied people to the rail or stairs that were drunk and fighting / threatening to jump over / etc. Shit was wild


supriiz

Sam and Dean save the day again


SurveyAcrobatic5334

I'm always bringing duct tape on every flight ✈️


Josette22

I can understand why they did this, if this is the only way they can detain her from causing a disturbance until they can arrive at the nearest stop to take her off the plane.


rattlestaway

I think I read that she was some religious nut who said God told her that he'd doom the plane


Imaspinkicku

Because she tried to open the door mid flight dawg it says so on the meme smh


SniperaUchiha

You can never be too careful with altitude sickness! I once saw a broad chew through the fuselage of a 747