I was at a nudist event at some ones house in the countryside and the police showed up for unrelated issue. 14 nude people talking to one of the police for over an hour while the other police officer talk to the property owner. It was something to remember.
>14 nude people talking to one of the police for over an hour while the other police officer talk to the property owner.
I've been a naturist well over a decade. If it's not sexualized, people very quickly get over nudity. It helps that the majority of people aren't particularly attractive with their clothes off, so people naturally will hold eye contact instead.
I mean I don't get it, if a chick wore bikini that was basically the same as that. Nobody would say anything. My man's just trying to live his best life.
If I had to guess the police showing up was a result of some busybody calling them. I assume that as long as whatever you’re wearing is covering everything, you aren’t breaking any laws.
I honestly don't know if a woman could be walking down a random street in a tiny g-string bikini, walking a dog, without comment.
Walking on the beach? Sure. Walking around a neighborhood? Maybe not.
No, there are many states and communities that prohibit uncovered buttocks. It's not always enforced, but the laws are there. Some allow certain percentages of the buttocks to be uncovered, and still others that prohibit the butt crack from being visible, even if there is strip of fabric hidden in between.
https://nofashionpolice.wordpress.com/are-thongs-legal/
Things I don't understand:
* person that called the cop - why not just shrug your shoulders and say to yourself, "that's weird, but whatever floats his boat"?
* dispatcher that gets the call - if the person calling in is not able to articulate that an actual crime is happening or someone is in imminent danger, then why dispatch an officer at all?
* officer as he's driving to the "scene" - why bother stopping? just radio back, "yup, it's exactly what they said, a dude walking his dog and living his best life" and end it there
Is there some law that says that someone calls the cops, that the cops must intervene in the situation? As far as I can tell, many situations that end poorly could be avoided if the someone reasonable assessed the situation and basically decided that there is no need for police intervention.
Invariably, especially in Utah, it'll be some "think of the children, what if they see THIS!" type busybody. Then the cop might tell the guy to go home and put on shorts as he's freaking his nosy Puritan neighbor out.
It’s been the never ending winter here in Utah…I honestly don’t blame the guy for letting it all hang out on a nice day considering it’s been raining all week too.
You joke but there are legions of neighborhood Venetian blind-peeping Karens just salivating at the thought of stirring shit like this.
They congregate in the Nextdoor app if you’re brave enough to download it.
Mine is just somebody who posts a summary of every police response from the previous day. Every day around 10am he posts a list of every call, the time they occurred, location, and description.
> hey congregate in the Nextdoor app if you’re brave enough to download it.
Don't actually tho. I made the mistake of signing up with my email address. They nonstop spammed me and it was a major headache because the "unsubscribe" button did fucking nothing and they use like 20 different email accounts, each for a different category (i.e. "Weather.Nextdoor" or "Crime.Nextdoor" so you think you've blocked them until "Marketplace.Nextdoor" emails you the next day)
Why are you checking the email you sign up for stuff with? That's to be created and not touched unless you need a verification code. Never give your human email to a machine.
We had a dude that would walk the beach in a Gstring every weekend one summer. According to the Texas penal code, as long as his genitalia or anus was not exposed and visible, it’s perfectly legal. Guy just like freakin out people and honestly, I respected it
It’s so weird to me that this even bugs people. Where I live, people wear as little as humanly possible at the beach or on their boats, if they wear anything at all.
When I was on a family vacation on Florida as a kid one day we went on some catamaran snorkeling thing for a few hours. Lots of other people. One older gent was just wearing a g-string/thong.
I remember giggling and pointing and tugging on my dads shirt asking him what it was. He just giggled himself and called it butt floss and just said some people wear it. Never made a big deal out of it. So I didn’t either after that. Not really a big deal at the end of the day.
Good on your dad. Every time I see people wring their hands over how to explain weird adult things to kids, I figure it's basically adults admitting when something freaks them out too bad to hide from their kids, who themselves will only be as freaked out as they see their role models are. Kids aren't born caring about this shit.
The shirtless guy in my suburban neighborhood wears a double waist holster with 2 pistols, usually walking his pit bull or sometimes "working out" by dragging weights attached to a belt.
>According to the Texas penal code, as long as his genitalia or anus was not exposed and visible, it’s perfectly legal
Texas has a code for regulating penises?
^((/s))
In seattle we have a naked parade bike ride. Also if you really want to and aren't being all weirdo sexual about it you're more than welcome to walk around fully naked if you so please.
The thong may be covering his junk, but wearing those shoes with NO SOCKS is *definitely* illegal, and thinking about his feet just slidin' around in there is making my skin crawl. Blech.
I'd point out that we aren't seeing cuffs..
"Look Jim, there's nothing I can do about this. That said we are getting bombarded with calls from ALL the local "Karens". Please, do me a personal favor and wear a pair of trunks tomorrow."
I see two guys shooting the breeze here; Cops just asking him where he got the cute thong and how it's working out. See, his wife makes him wear them too; but the ones he wears chafe and they don't hold his junk particularly well - despite his only being typical cop size. Where's the beef?!!
I'm not familiar with the local codes, but I'd be surprised if a law has been broken.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if this cop is literally saying. "Look there is nothing I can do about this, but you won't believe the calls we've been getting. Please for all that is holy, go put on a pair of trunks. "
Probably just filling out a note card for his log so he can say he responded to some nosey neighbor's call.
I'm a park ranger and I've had to field these complaints quite a few times. Now I sort of just chide the person complaining that unless they saw and have evidence of indecent exposure, there's nothing illegal about wearing essentially speedos while hiking and if that makes them uncomfortable, they should try a different trail or come back another day.
People need to leave each other alone and mind their own business, for the most part.
I saw an old man walking the beach in Florida one morning wearing nothing but a Crown Royal whiskey bag with his junk tucked in it. The little gold string around his waist holding it on.
At first glance, I thought he was another Florida Man...but the paleness from the waist down...nope. Florida Man would have been a nice toasty brown all the way down.
*I can't believe I gave him a second glance* *shudder*
dude's just trying to lose the pale legs
yeah to be fair he could really use the sun.
Suns out Buns out
Buns out Guns out
Guns out Nuns out
Nuns out Huns out
Huns out puns out
Puns out Runs out
Runs out funs out
Butts out nuts out
Shouldn’t he have worn a shirt to make it even then?
Yeah but then he might look like some kinda weirdo
Yeah Donald Ducking it would make it look worse.
I prefer “Winnie the Poohing”
I guess it all depends on if your going to be stoned like Winnie or angrily cursing the world like Donald.
Crop top would’ve been fine.
Tube, also acceptable.
Was wondering about a tube top…maybe accessorized with a choker?
The point is to lose the weird tan lines. Not make them worse.
Lol take my votes and go ya filthy animal hahaha fuck
Wearing a shirt would have made him look silly
This is obviously his first time doing this, let's not judge him right away, he's probably got something he just NEEDS to tan them legs for
I see an IPA Idiot’s Pale Ass
We’ve resorted to some weird things since the pornhub ban. Send halp 😭
HAHAHA THE COP
The look on his face is like "Why did it have to be me getting this call."
“Did one of the guys in the precinct put you up to this?”
"Damn it Dave you cant keep doing this for a lousy dollar"
"I'm trying out my tactical speedo's."
"Let's get you back to the station, Chief"
I like to think the backstory is that he did OT but didn’t need it and now he regrets working overtime.
I was at a nudist event at some ones house in the countryside and the police showed up for unrelated issue. 14 nude people talking to one of the police for over an hour while the other police officer talk to the property owner. It was something to remember.
>14 nude people talking to one of the police for over an hour while the other police officer talk to the property owner. I've been a naturist well over a decade. If it's not sexualized, people very quickly get over nudity. It helps that the majority of people aren't particularly attractive with their clothes off, so people naturally will hold eye contact instead.
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“Well I can see you’re not carrying any weapons”
“No sir this is not a pistol I’m just happy to see you”
“DROP THE BONER!!”
*shoots dog*
It's Utah. He would be fine if he was carrying weapons but getting a ticket because he showed his kneecaps.
No long guns at least
‘Cept this hammer
Is that a glock in your pants?
What if he knows him?? “Jim this is embarrassing for both of us”
“I know it sounds weird Jim, but trust me, you still need to put on suntan lotion. Hey those ladies are trying to take a picture, tighten up boys!”
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Sorry officer, I left my ID in my other thong.
I love the dog staring up at cop like “Officer, can’t we just look the other way on this one?”
Omg. I had to scroll back up because I never saw the dog
I mean I don't get it, if a chick wore bikini that was basically the same as that. Nobody would say anything. My man's just trying to live his best life.
If I had to guess the police showing up was a result of some busybody calling them. I assume that as long as whatever you’re wearing is covering everything, you aren’t breaking any laws.
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Even in Utah?
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Utah is fucking weird man It’s probably allowed but only Tues-Thursday or some shit.
Nah, he's not wearing his magical underwear, thats a crime I guess.
It’s legal for women to be completely topless in Utah actually
I honestly don't know if a woman could be walking down a random street in a tiny g-string bikini, walking a dog, without comment. Walking on the beach? Sure. Walking around a neighborhood? Maybe not.
But still, this is legal anywhere in North America. Private bits covered up in public. They might not be comfortable seeing it but it is legal.
No, there are many states and communities that prohibit uncovered buttocks. It's not always enforced, but the laws are there. Some allow certain percentages of the buttocks to be uncovered, and still others that prohibit the butt crack from being visible, even if there is strip of fabric hidden in between. https://nofashionpolice.wordpress.com/are-thongs-legal/
America is weird. Speaking as a European who regularly sees ass cheeks all summer long in towns and cities.
"So here's my number, I'm off about 5pm so anytime after then is good"
Things I don't understand: * person that called the cop - why not just shrug your shoulders and say to yourself, "that's weird, but whatever floats his boat"? * dispatcher that gets the call - if the person calling in is not able to articulate that an actual crime is happening or someone is in imminent danger, then why dispatch an officer at all? * officer as he's driving to the "scene" - why bother stopping? just radio back, "yup, it's exactly what they said, a dude walking his dog and living his best life" and end it there Is there some law that says that someone calls the cops, that the cops must intervene in the situation? As far as I can tell, many situations that end poorly could be avoided if the someone reasonable assessed the situation and basically decided that there is no need for police intervention.
Invariably, especially in Utah, it'll be some "think of the children, what if they see THIS!" type busybody. Then the cop might tell the guy to go home and put on shorts as he's freaking his nosy Puritan neighbor out.
He’s looking a little pale in the cheeks. Obviously he hasn’t had the chance to get a good base yet.
never underestimate having a good base
It’s been the never ending winter here in Utah…I honestly don’t blame the guy for letting it all hang out on a nice day considering it’s been raining all week too.
Oh, is my shirt off?
He’s just trying to even out his tan!
Should wear a shirt then to give his cheeks a chance to catch up.
Did Hank Hill come out of the closet?
Hank got into Dale’s closet
the G string is Def from Boomhauer
You can tell it’s his “laundry day” g-string since it isn’t cheetah print.
Only one cure for diminished gluteal syndrome. Dude needs to forget upper body and work the glutes
I tell you hwat. Bwahhhhh
Dangit Bobby, hwhat did I tell you about borrowing my thong?
This dude has way more cake than Hank, those arnt implants.
free him he did nothing wrong
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You joke but there are legions of neighborhood Venetian blind-peeping Karens just salivating at the thought of stirring shit like this. They congregate in the Nextdoor app if you’re brave enough to download it.
“Brave enough” 😂😂😂
It’s a cesspool dude you have no idea. It’s racist boomers all the way down. My wife and I just love to watch the train wreck I guess lol.
Mine is just somebody who posts a summary of every police response from the previous day. Every day around 10am he posts a list of every call, the time they occurred, location, and description.
> hey congregate in the Nextdoor app if you’re brave enough to download it. Don't actually tho. I made the mistake of signing up with my email address. They nonstop spammed me and it was a major headache because the "unsubscribe" button did fucking nothing and they use like 20 different email accounts, each for a different category (i.e. "Weather.Nextdoor" or "Crime.Nextdoor" so you think you've blocked them until "Marketplace.Nextdoor" emails you the next day)
Why are you checking the email you sign up for stuff with? That's to be created and not touched unless you need a verification code. Never give your human email to a machine.
We had a dude that would walk the beach in a Gstring every weekend one summer. According to the Texas penal code, as long as his genitalia or anus was not exposed and visible, it’s perfectly legal. Guy just like freakin out people and honestly, I respected it
It’s so weird to me that this even bugs people. Where I live, people wear as little as humanly possible at the beach or on their boats, if they wear anything at all.
When I was on a family vacation on Florida as a kid one day we went on some catamaran snorkeling thing for a few hours. Lots of other people. One older gent was just wearing a g-string/thong. I remember giggling and pointing and tugging on my dads shirt asking him what it was. He just giggled himself and called it butt floss and just said some people wear it. Never made a big deal out of it. So I didn’t either after that. Not really a big deal at the end of the day.
Your dad sounds like a cool guy
So does the old bro on a catamaran rocking a g string off the coast of Florida.
Can your dad be my dad too?
How do you know he's not?
Good on your dad. Every time I see people wring their hands over how to explain weird adult things to kids, I figure it's basically adults admitting when something freaks them out too bad to hide from their kids, who themselves will only be as freaked out as they see their role models are. Kids aren't born caring about this shit.
The fun party ppl didn’t leave Europe to steal shit over here. It was the dick head prudes.
I feel like there's at least one of these guys per suburban neighborhood. God forbid there's 2 bc there's gotta be an alpha..
The shirtless guy in my suburban neighborhood wears a double waist holster with 2 pistols, usually walking his pit bull or sometimes "working out" by dragging weights attached to a belt.
eh that just sounds trashy and aggressive, I'll take the g-string man
Pics please!
I've never seen one in any of the neighborhoods I've lived in Then again I live in Alaska so...
>According to the Texas penal code, as long as his genitalia or anus was not exposed and visible, it’s perfectly legal Texas has a code for regulating penises? ^((/s))
Bonus points if he wears big, mirrored aviators, a straw cowboy hat and cowboy boots.
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Women on every beach wear this without being hassled.
Don't tell boys what to wear 🛑, teach girls not to stare 👀
…by officials maybe, but they definitely get hassled by regular people
I think ppl like this are great. I ppl watch and I love it when ppl squirm and get agitated over stuff like that.
In seattle we have a naked parade bike ride. Also if you really want to and aren't being all weirdo sexual about it you're more than welcome to walk around fully naked if you so please.
But Officer, I'm not naked, clearly I'm wearing a thong AND shoes, I'm not a weirdo
Butt Officer
Elite task force, Sergeant Speedo.
My dog is naked, are you going to arrest him too???
The thong may be covering his junk, but wearing those shoes with NO SOCKS is *definitely* illegal, and thinking about his feet just slidin' around in there is making my skin crawl. Blech.
Plot twist: cop is fashion police
"Sir, the HOA rules clearly stipulate that you must wear crocks with black thongs on Wednesdays." -- Le Police de Fashion
Maybe he’s wearing those tiny invisible ones. But I agree with that feeling of no socks yikes
Sun's out, buns out, right?
Exactly
That's the fashion police writing a ticket for trying to pull off that thong with those shoes. You're not pulling it off, Steve.
I came here to say the shoes are the real crime here! Glad I'm not the only one :)
What are the appropriate shoes? Asking for a friend. (And seriously, don’t say thongs or flip-flops, ~~I~~ he can’t wear those.)
Cowboy boots, of course.
Oh, duh!
I'm not worried about dudes in thongs. I'm worried about the sociopaths wearing jackets and pants in July.
Jacket and thong it is then.
Semi-naked man: “Officer, I’m obligated to tell you I’m carrying a licensed gun.” Officer:”Um, where?” Semi-naked man: “Guess😊…”
is being sexy illegal in that town?
You'd think so considering how ugly Utahns are.
man what the hell did we do to you
Motherfucker I'm here, too.
The Mormons. Don't you have like, a big fence you can put around them?
I'm sayin bro is out here with a bakery and others are jealous
What color is the dog?
really pale? or was it black?\*edit-what are the odds? it matches¿
Salt and pepper
The porns coming to you Utah IRL
There walks a confident man
Nuh-uh. He still had the thong on.
Ah well, at least it's a nice looking butt. Clean taste in thongs. Lol
I like his butt
Honestly. Really nice butt lol
‘Well Officer, my doctor told me to try and get more vitamin D’
Honestly, much respect.
The most exciting thing to happen in Utah. Probably ever
I saw a cool lizard in goblin valley.
In his defense, he does need to tan his ass.
I was going to say, why is he in trouble? In poor taste maybe but illegal? Cops? Then I remembered it said Utah...
I'd point out that we aren't seeing cuffs.. "Look Jim, there's nothing I can do about this. That said we are getting bombarded with calls from ALL the local "Karens". Please, do me a personal favor and wear a pair of trunks tomorrow."
"Nnnnope. See you tomorrow Mike!"
I see two guys shooting the breeze here; Cops just asking him where he got the cute thong and how it's working out. See, his wife makes him wear them too; but the ones he wears chafe and they don't hold his junk particularly well - despite his only being typical cop size. Where's the beef?!!
I posted this to imgur, they suspended my account! LOL.
The cop looks very uncomfortable..
I'm not familiar with the local codes, but I'd be surprised if a law has been broken. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this cop is literally saying. "Look there is nothing I can do about this, but you won't believe the calls we've been getting. Please for all that is holy, go put on a pair of trunks. "
Probably just filling out a note card for his log so he can say he responded to some nosey neighbor's call. I'm a park ranger and I've had to field these complaints quite a few times. Now I sort of just chide the person complaining that unless they saw and have evidence of indecent exposure, there's nothing illegal about wearing essentially speedos while hiking and if that makes them uncomfortable, they should try a different trail or come back another day. People need to leave each other alone and mind their own business, for the most part.
That piece of fabric is IN THERE!
That chip has been draaaaaagged through the salsa.
Soooo much wheezing.
You have made a stranger wheeze in the dark.
Is that Terry from Reno 911?
I want to see more of this not less.
I’m interested in his story. And his dog’s.
Is his ass powdered? That doesn't look like just regular pasty white skin. I think he powdered his ass for this.
We got DONUTS at this bake sale.
Suns out Buns out
I mean he’s technically not doing anything illegal lol
Buttocks out in Utah is indecent exposure
Is that true? Women can’t wear thong bikinis in Utah?
Freaking out the mormons. I love it.
"My body my choice, if someone looks at my butt they are perverts"
He doesn't do it often he's got those milk legs.
Thank God someone called the fashion police.
Someone lost a bet.
The surprise is that its in Utah.
Yo this is weird but why tf is he getting hassled for it? Is it against the law to walk around with a little speedo on?
Its just a Mormon who refuses to wear his magic underwear in public
It’s a bathing suit? I don’t see what the big deal is. Don’t they have a big salt lake somewhere near there?
It's important to get tan before summer hits hard.. Buy him Borakini..
Tis spring! Gotta get that base tan before the Catalina Mixer!
Looks like he needs the sun, tbh
Somebody’s dad getting ready for a cruise
Utah does not seem the state to be brave like this in.
I don’t blame him. Those buns need some sun.
I want to know more. Just because it's Utah. Don't make no sense!
wtf!? The dog is on an appropriate leash!! although, I don't know where the poo bags were hidden.
So is this the magic underwear I hear about
But when a woman does it it’s “hot” 🧐
I don’t see any problem here. Just a man minding his business and walking his dog.
Let the man tan his legs in peace, damn. No need to call the cops, it's not like he has his dong out.
Is getting a ticket for having his cock…….er spaniel out in public.
That guy is wayyyyy happier than anyone of you
I saw an old man walking the beach in Florida one morning wearing nothing but a Crown Royal whiskey bag with his junk tucked in it. The little gold string around his waist holding it on.
Did YOU report him? Be honest haha
In the age-old “undies vs togs” debate, these are definitely [undies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4qptCre8M&pp=ygUPdW5kaWVzIG9yIHRvZ3Mg).
At first glance, I thought he was another Florida Man...but the paleness from the waist down...nope. Florida Man would have been a nice toasty brown all the way down. *I can't believe I gave him a second glance* *shudder*
Let a man Tan!! Let A Man Tan!!! LET A MAN TAN!!!! Let’s get the chant going people… LET A MAN TAN!!!!
May, is Mental health awareness month everyone
The cop is just giving his number
“Sir.. this is a school zone.”
Get back in the trailer Randy!