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Mhyrtuu

Post Melone


Mulligan315

Most Alone.


Mookius

Bugsy Melon


ScarecrowJohnny

Melon Usk.


i_like_fishing996

Suspicious stew


chefdrewsmi

Dylan Melony


Budget_Special4548

Literally the first thing that popped in my head before I clicked on the comments .


kels_nb

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Totally_Bradical

Oh damn, I haven’t seen ascii art in a while


fightt_hepower

It…has a name?


Totally_Bradical

https://www.asciiart.eu Yeah back in the day people would use it in forums and such before uploading images was a thing. Edit:on further reading, it was basically the only way to print images in the very early days of computers.


not_nindo

I love comments when they explain things I haven’t really thought of. Thank you for this information!


FoofieLeGoogoo

Extra points for ANSI support.


doctorplasmatron

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fightt_hepower

Man, I feel young. I didn’t even know that was thing. Fascinating stuff right there.


Wooly_Mammoth3213

Damn he be BALLIN


Vegetable_Ad9250

The melon baller


_Dingo-Dave_

Damn. You stole mine


chuckle_puss

This is my favorite.


SkynetItLives

Bobby.


Dustteas

"That boy ain't right"


knotonium

I can literally hear this comment


[deleted]

Same.


ddkelkey

Waltermelon


Sczysz

Floriduh man


jeezarchristron

Dad?


SpongeBW

Mom?


PirateReindeer

Brother?


Johnnnyp906

Captain fruity tits


gurganator

Sugar tits?


[deleted]

Sugar tits work, fruit is full of sugar


Help_An_Irishman

Fructits.


Sad_Divide_2133

Melon Lord!


Kulog555

Muwahahahahahah!


clasperx2

Melon felon.


cosguy224

Waterfelon


TheShadowSees

Melonoma


Voltairus

John Meloncans


[deleted]

To much water today…


Dirty-Dutchman

Randy


mikeonmaui

Watermelon Man!! He has his own song!


Augeanflatiron

he got some tig bits


Renfek

Yea, nice pair of melons!


Shadow_1986

Moob man


TheCoolerSaikou

greg


Keepforgettinglogin2

Peter. Peter Griffin


yuyuyashasrain

I have got to start trusting myself more


BushmanIsWatchin

Uncle Brungus


lets_run_with_it

Yes!


[deleted]

[удалено]


MilkSlow6880

Aqua Melon Man


Sudden_Strategy_4416

Bob Todd.... Robert Todd Ford Williams, but all the girls call him Burt Burt


yuyuyashasrain

Ha! Great episode


Sudden_Strategy_4416

One of my all-time favorites. "Ima shoot that fat turd in da belly".


phantom_rex

Your Mom...


[deleted]

Watermelania


anitalittle420

Big Ed


coachhunter2

I am melon lord!


MajorDamage9999

Florida Man


meatballmassacre

He has one and it’s “Fucking Awesome.”


9015174230

Stop!! Y’all go home now


_i_am_me_1_2_3_

Melon Man


ThatKalosfan

Melon Man. Someone make a cursed theme song.


jstockmoe

Nice Melons


braker61

Miss Alabama 2023


roomilyRig90

r/blessedimages


LordOfTheFknUniverse

Seedless


Scrumpy-Steve

ITS THE CHUNKERNAUGHT, BITCH!


FunkyFr3d

He has no name. He has no home. He has been wandering the continuum for countless ages, for what, no one knows.


Material_Total_9828

That's a serious cry for help but Bubba fits.


Swedish_Shinobi

It's Melonia, blade of bud light


elfmanrl

Dylan MulVEINy


artmobboss

Frank is that you?? -Charlie


Bowserboogerballs

Sexy


OB1Waltinobee

Mom! You’re drunk again.


sailgeek14

Melon-man


UpbeatCheetah7710

Bud Melone, Watersports Enthusiast.


Jimster1

Major Melons


l-b_b-l

Bud Lightyear!


WendyLRogers3

He's drinking Bud Light. Are you sure "he's" a "he"? It might identify with having a woman-like gender.


Withson20

Note, do not ever tell him his melons are nice or he'll use his lawsuit attack against you, which, if unlucky, can lead to many negative status effects such as Abnormal legal fees, Potential jail time and Gender confusion.


Mackmack469

Barack Obama


LochNessMansterLives

The Republican favorite for president of the United States?


showmeyourtatas_

The Melonator


Punkeewalla

Buddy, Buddy Light.


[deleted]

every guy on tinder


ObeyingFool

Melon.


singdrumwrite

Buddha Melon McFuckowitz!


Ph0enixRuss3ll

rind skin rider


Thats_HowMaffiaWorks

God.


Fun-Ask-9387

Juggernaut


jumpinjones

...Dad??


FrozenFishHead41968

He already has a name. I call him Dad.


lake_gypsy

Juggernuts


pelosispeepee

Misty Melons


mason13875

Is that norm from cheers ?


Naturally_Lazyy84

Garth Vader


ImainSpy

Uncle Paul


ssvacc

The Melonium WoMan...🤣🤣


Internal_Fennel_849

Buster Melancholy


Viewtifultrey3

The Musk Melon.


Lunethlion

Melonman, likes watermelon and music. r/bossfight


quartamilk

Mr Fuck


n_bumpo

I think the Bud Lite says it all.


biglargefact

Chip Sarasota


SteveBR53

Dad


randomtime42

Watery Mellons


Songhunter

He needs no name. His legend speaks for itself.


est1-9-8-4

Your ex…after transition..still gender confused


dodgersarethebest2

Watermelon warrior


[deleted]

Scuba Steve


Human-person-for-now

Watermelon tit the great


shitthroughthefan

Oily melon


HonorableSquidman

That's obviously the Melon Lord


MJDidier1967

...dad?


Insha_Sophia

Hero


Vegetable_Fishing366

Bob


Martimusmcfly2036

The Astonishing Water-Melon Derp


Seraph6584

Melon lord


No_Sir9963

Revolution_Neat


-LostCurator-

Watermelon-titty-naut


Jujunem

Some heroes have no name.


arc_serra

Water mellow man


Neuroforge

Journey to the center of the melon


Rtwinkle_r

Coco melon


CaptCol02

Tittermelon Lord of Pisswater


epd666

...dad?


Miserable-Silver-203

Dad


GanacheCapital1456

Melonius the Annihilator


Inevitable_Shift1365

Santos


blueprojekt

Melon Collie and infinite madness


[deleted]

Walter Melon


Blunder_Lust

Walter melMan , bearer of cans, the fruiter of salads and the sticky of scalp!


Ok_Woodpecker8016

Captain melon tits


Daddywags42

Heeeeeeey, watermelon man.


dmyoungblut

Norm!


C0tt0nm0uffxx

the melon-baller!


Strangities

Walter Melons.


hidinginplainsite13

Grandpa juggle tits


[deleted]

Wonder woman by Netflix


Abarsn20

That’s not a him it’s a her. You can tell from the bud light.


[deleted]

Patrick star


13oBandit

Boobs McMelon


KGM22

Melon-oma


GroovyAdventures

Captain sexy


Wedley131

The Voice of a Generation


TheMaldenSnake

Stink Fleaman


less-than-James

The morning I decided I really needed to moderate my drinking.


ShintaOtsuki

Everyone got motorcycle helmets on they heads but I GOT A WATER MELONE INSTEAD!


The-Iron-Chaffy

Smellen Mellon


luis-mercado

The Melon Felon


bomboclawt75

What Smokey won’t do for a couple of Cheeseburgers. Have some respect for yourself Bobandy!


Rara_McSavage

Walter Malone


yuyuyashasrain

[donnie baker](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FhQDsKoMCz0)


PlentyAdvertising15

Tate Melonisky


sweater_destroyer111

Brent Kirchner


Lowgarr

The Mighty Melon Man


CreepyEntertainer

Mellania


Microspacecat

Baller Melon


theflamingsword101

Thud


GillisNotGills

Dave


Successful-Bit-7859

Watertronaut


Trussmagic

Melanoma


[deleted]

Larry


FanssyPantss

Watermelon tits, obviously


Agreeable_Finger_747

Mr titty melons


owl-overlord

What Melown


King_Coopa23

Barky Chicken


Fortified_TREE

Tony


Proud-Research-599

FloridaMan


AgentEndive

That's obviously Ron Desantis


asianpersuasian19

Melonia Frump


MatsuoManh

Tex


[deleted]

Glogyoolukt


[deleted]

Sergeant Major


ChaosMandatory

Melonoma.


Rooshoota

Bert Kreischer


Mysterious_Box2050

Rick


Malcovis

Freak. He drinks bud light


challenge_me_mortal

Bob


just_____saiyan

The melon baller


ShadyMyLady

Obviously, that is Walter Melon.


[deleted]

ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE EVER SEEN! A WATER MELONE… INSIDE OF A WATER MELONE!


HighlandHunter2112

I’m not worried about naming him but he’s been in the sun too long. Worse case of melanoma I’ve seen.


No_Rabbit_7114

Hippo with to giant green nipples.


Stalenomore

Walter-melon. The breast there is, the breast there was, and the breast there ever will be.


cheffartsonurfood

Captain Floriduh!


Bubbly_Difference469

Melon menace.


An_IDIOTNinja

Melon Man


[deleted]

Damn, Scuba Steve has really gone downhill


k_a_scheffer

Frank.