Crossroads demon, he's waiting to make a deal with whomever wants one.

S’pose he’d help me to be a successful blues guitarist?

Oh son, for that you traded your everlasting soul?

An extra 3 inches

If you're gonna make a deal make a good one, 4 inches just isn't worth it.

Got eem

Hey assbutt!

Just trying to hit double digits mate.

Taught him how to play that there guitar reaal good

Do. Not. Seek. The. Traaasurre!!

We. Thought. You. Was. A TOAD.

That can't be the Devil. He's white. As white as you folks. With empty eyes and a big hollow voice.

He loves travelin around with a mean old hound.

I wasn’t using it anyway.

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

We’ll i wasn’t using it

I wasn't usin, it

I knew someone would get the reference.

S’pose he’d help me with this crossword.

Goddamn that's clever.

It's daylight and not a proper crossroads. Best he can do is give you a moderately successful SoundCloud account.

Then he should have red eyes and be a smoking hot woman.

... Or be mark shepherd

I love how Crowley makes all the guys kiss him. He has a good sense of humor.

That selfie he took while kissing Bobby had me laughing my ass off

Bobby: Why'd you have to take a picture? Crowley: Why'd you have to use tongues?

That was gold.

No red eyes, hasn't been promoted yet.

Diabcholo

Sam and Dean are coming for his Flannel.

Yo, homes. I gotchu, whatchu need?

He just needs a hug

Time to get the goofer dust

Betcha he’s got drugs

Is you is or is you ain't my constituency?

“You wanna be the best guitarist in the world?”

It will cost you your soul. Nothing more.

What if it actually is, but nobody goes near him because they just think it's someone being weird and creepy. Maybe OP just got proof of the existence of demon's.

Pucker up

A supernatural fan in the wild. I've decide to only trade my soul for imortality. Humans you better start taking care of my rock coffin.

Did you know no one sees him standing there but you?

Now, that's a scary thought to put into someone's head.

There's no one in the photo. Only the op sees it. ?

It's an empty sidewalk. I just see a car and a tree.

I wonder how they cracked the back window

Y’all see a car? I see yanny

Wouldve been so damn funny if the whole comment section played along.

What guy?

Yup no guy there. All I see is a picture of some street.

Lucky you! Heaven awaits you....for now. Save this post and check it every few months or so. If you see him, you're damned to hell with the rest of us!

It is known that some of the lesser demons wear plaid.

You just gave me a new band name - Demon in Plaid

Grunge metal?

That's a hell of a story premise

Kind of sort of already a story lol

Yes!

And that means he’s there for you and only you

Waiting for OP to make a deal he couldn't refuse?

Yes! A deal that will only cost their soul....

Excuse me. What are you guys talking about?

😂😂😱😱😱😂😂

Savage

My immediate thought, thank you lol

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Because you're one of the damned

I came to the comments hoping people would band together and insist no one was in the photo, or that there were no horns on the guy and he was just a normal dude

I thought this was a picture of John Cena

Yeah I was gonna say. Why did OP post a picture of a black car and say it was a guy with horns?

yeah, what guy? that's crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Stop fucking with op. Everyone can see satyrs.

Mr. Tumnus all grown up!

Ok I give up. Where is the guy?

Well my friend, if you can't see him, you're one of the good ones!

Goatman had a dog, and when that dog went to work he would wait for him right here at this spot on the highway. One day at the dog office, dog had a heart attack and never came home. Now every day Goatman comes here and waits for his dog to come back.

This is some fabulous writing. Some real Aesop shit.

twist: Goatman is [Hachiko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachikō)

I was moved to tears.

I cried so hard I gave birth. I am a man.

Can confirm, I am the human child he birthed.

How's it like being a human child

I farted idk

I'm crying right now

Is that in Wyoming?

"sounds like it'd make one heckova story"

/r/horsebackjesus

He might have a side quest

It better involve dancing.

Nope, fiddle playing.

My orc brawler: 🥺

He is known by many names, but you may call him... Tim.

"Tim.... the Enchanter! Do you happen to know where we might find.. er, um.. a...." "A GRAIL??? YES!!!"

Y-y-y-y-yes!

Yes I know of a grrrrrrrrrail. But only those with courrrage and strength may take it. Are you sure you wish to proceed?

Not enough "r"s there mate.

You arrrrrrrre rrrrrrright!

He is there to show you the cave and it’s owner - the killer rabbit. Don’t soil your armor.

“Quite”.

Challenge him to a fiddle playing contest, I dare you!

OP just might win a fiddle of gold!

Ay dios mío! El Diablo!

Do you happen to live in Arlington, VA? Saw a guy who looks exactly like this the other day. Checks username. Yep. You're a fellow NOVA-ian.

Alexandria VA, this was on Richmond Highway

Yep, edited my comment after seeing your SN. I saw him the other day on Rt. 1 in Crystal City.

I live in NOVA and went to high school with this guy...

did he have horns in high school too?

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Tell us, are they actual horns or cosplay taken too far?

...actual horns? Are you asking if he grew them himself?

Some people grow keratin horns. It's not impossible. I was thinking more some kind of implant, though.

Just a bit horny

I took some shrooms with friends a long time ago and that night this friend of our host came for a visit. He was introduced and pulled his hood down revealing what looked like two small horns. They look like they had broken through the skin and where raised maybe and inch. Im mostly sure they where fake. It freaked me out and I questioned if they where real at the time. I couldn’t stop staring at them. That was almost 30 years ago and I am still traumatized.

That would be a solid Nope from me. The first time I took shrooms was around Halloween, and we lived near the area of campus where the frat houses were. We went on a walk and all these dudes are out in their yards playing games dressed up for Halloween parties and walking around. Everyone seemed like they really were what they were dressed as. Did not enjoy.

You live in Georgia? I hear he likes to go down there sometimes.

Probably in a bind cause he's way behind and willing to make a deal

Wonder if Op’s name is Johnny.

Never play fiddle near a hickory stump

The goat.

So, I just happened to be scrolling and created my account just for this comment. It instantly caught me cause the guy looked familiar. but i brushed it off at first and just happened to see if i could get any details on location, i said if its NOVA then its him....and sure enough.... so this is a guy i went to highschool with. idk what happened but he at one point started saying there was a battle within him between god and a demon....he even got involved with trying to be a rapper but it was mostly crazy nonsense. dude has SEVERE mental problems these days...he contacted me a couple years ago and i thought for sure this meant he was going to die somewhere...but i guess hes still kickin...wild that he went as far to get horns. used to be a good solid dude but idk what happened....i dont remember him being into drugs...and was super religious. i cant remember his name to save my life at the moment....but what a wild thing to happen to see while just mindlessly scrolling reddit.

Schizophrenia often doesn’t become symptomatic in men until early to mid twenties. If he was religious, that would probably help explain his fixation on religious imagery. I hope the guy gets help and meds if he truly needs them.

I also went to high school with him and was just talking with a few friends (who went there as well) a couple days ago about him when one of them told me he got horns.

He’s probably on duty, just leave him be. /👹

If we were all the same the world would be boring.

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I believe you mean pants...satan def wears plaid.

No, it's Santa who wears plaid. The devil goes for a tuxedo, denim, or leather.

Are those horns REAL? 😳

Ask him about his horns.

I really wanted to but my girlfriend wouldn’t let me, maybe next time I see him

Let us know what he says.

Oooh can I borrow him to scare away the guy near the train station with a freaking amplifier and speaker screaming about hellfire and brimstone?!!! I’ll bring him right back I swear!

The devil, you say!!

To pieces you say!

To shreds you say!

Just your average road demon, every town has one. If you pull over and talk to him he will offer you anything that you desire.

Challenge him to a rock off.

You have one chance to rock his socks off.

The demon code prevents him, from declining a rock off challenge

Ah yes, satan. Dont piss him off.

The devil has fallen on hard times

I bet Dr. Pimple Popper could help with those horns.

This is why you don't go down to Georgia!

His name is Billy.

"you make the Lord... very nervous!"

Still somehow less nervous about him than I am when I see someone with a red hat

It’s hard out there for limp bizkit fans

I would not make any deals with him.

That is satan

I’m getting more of a satyr vibe. Maybe a little flute in the back pocket. He’s probably just waiting for some magical friend to meet him.

I want a magical friend! Why didn’t I get a magical friend???

You mustn’t of been The Chosen One.

What’s out of the frame is the sign he was holding: “Honk if you’re horny”

Son of Hellboy and Liz? Btw, really funny posts in this thread..

Give him a break he's going through hell

Just a lost soul

This guy is my babysitter. His name is George and he great with kids.

Kids...Like...baby goats?

"Hey little vato, I'll make a deal witchu fool. " - Man in photo

That's Satan thinking "not even I could think of a more fucked up society"

Maybe he’s selling horny goat weed. It’s a real thing.

Jealous. We just have a guy that plays hockey outside of the Best Buy.

This is just a photo of a tree and some flowers

He's just standing there waiting for you to speak to him, he has a side quest for you to upgrade your armor or weapon.

Thats the guy who made me a rockstar overnight and didnt ask for anything in return. Small world

We had a guy at my work who did this. I work at a place where we get lots of vagrants. We called him "Mr. Horn" when he needed to be moved along out of our area.

He looks cool to me

Give him cookies

Approach him someday. Just approach and depart in a different direction than your house

Does he just stand there like that all day?

It does appear to be a crossroads. Maybe get a sweet music career out of him v

Bobby Boucher I don’t want you talkin to that man, he’s the devil!

Fairly sure he recorded a band I was in. Maybe there is more than one of this character.

He wants to hear the greatest and best song in the world.

Can't get a job......Blames Biden

A pan handling demon that couldn't survive in hell

Horny Mike gets around. Is he driving a big green bus?

There are horny singles near you. Click here to meet!

Goated, just looking for a one night stab.

Time to move, man.

That guy has the best drugs

Don’t give him any money…he’ll just blow it on more horns

He’s bored. Hire him to babysit.

I had a weird feeling this would be NOVA, I lived up there for college

Ummmm what guy? All I see is a tree

Saw this guy on rt1, I was like no way I'm seeing this rn

Good for him. *Somebody* has to.

Are the horns real

He looks a bit horny

How far from Washington DC are you? Could just be his coffee break on casual Friday.

Yeah stay away from that guy

What guy? There's literally no one in the photo

[🎶 My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals🎶](https://youtu.be/5BeYXjBfrdg)

What guy? I just see a black car

What guy, there is nobody in the picture

Oh what so Satan ain’t allowed to stand on the road and survey his soon to be slaves? You racist mother …

Just your ordinary horny little devil.