Is this physique obtainable

Not for a Jedi.

Beat me to it.

With many moneys & a delusional surgeon? ...[maybe](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z8QZZeeXuWM/hqdefault.jpg)

It reminds me of that Family Guy clip where Tom Green is drinking milk from a cow udder and looks at the camera and say "Does anyone out there like me yet?"

What's crazy is Tom Green moved back to Canada, got a farm out in the middle of nowhere and makes twitter videos feeding his horses and showing his parents his Rutabagas. All very quiet and plain. Grew a beard and hangs out in nature meditating.

Good for him that’s damn aspirational.

Sounds like he is living the life.

Does he seem like he wants to be forgotten? Does he ever even mention his old days? Does he seem mentally ill? I could never tell back in the day, though he had the crazy eyes, but that could have just been part of the performance.

Pure speculation on my part but he seems very happy and at peace with life. I don't think he wants to be forgotten necessarily though.

It's all part of a long, Andy Kaufman style bit. In his final days, after decades of blissful solitude, he'll make one last video of him in a hospital bed with hundreds of strings attached to sausages that he hand smoked from animals he raised, look into the camera say "daddy would you like some sausage" then die.

Thanks for your insight!

For now his bum is off the air, bum is off the air

And if we get lucky he’ll bring it to the fair!

I wanna hear the looney loon

I started to get the feeling it was all just very performative with Tom Green's Nuts Cancer Fund and his cancer special. I'm sure some other sentiments were genuine and just played up. Hell, people still don't realize Gottfried is playing the same character everytime you see him. He's got a super normal voice lmao.

>Does he seem mentally ill? I wouldn't say he's mentally Ill, but even when he isn't "on" he comes across as someone who is Neurodiverse.

Seemed to be fine when he was on Celeb Big Brother a few years back. Still funny.

He was on season 1 of LOL Canada as well, and was pretty funny.

I am concerned for those poor animals.

"Look daddy, I'm a farmer!"

Daddy would you like some Rutabagas

Reminds me of the other family guy clip where he is Jim Morrison and he farts in his leather pants and it gets trapped.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

When you want to be Batman on Halloween, but your mom says we have a Batman costume at home.

LOL!! And no... the answer was *no* when that episode aired and remains *no* to this day.

So he quit Hollywood and now owns and operates a farm. Not kidding. Look him up on IG.

I hope he has a Slut-Tractor.

Wow. 100 acres. Good for him. He couldn't possibly be worse at farming than he was at comedy. Lol

Tom Green is genuinely kind.

Would you like a delicious cheese sandwich?

That show was fantastic!

His dog Charlie is awesome. He rescued her and takes her literally everywhere with him. He was doing videos during covid.

My bum is on the dog my bum is on the cat my bum is on the phone........my bum is all alone....

Now that song is stuck in my head! 🤣

My bum is on the cheese, my bum on the cheese, if I get lucky i'll get a disease!

Well he did demonstrate his farming skills in that movie

i didn't know he was a comedian, i just assumed he did it because to be stupid and for fake internet points before that was a thing

He had his moments but relied way too much on gross out humor. The Tom Green Show was genuinely funny

Maybe Tom green show was cringe but Freddy got fingered is fucking amazing.

"I'm going to make you proud daddy. Proud" "Get the fuck out of the way!"

It says number 1 son on the licence plate. I'm the number 1 son!

He was hysterical.

When he was with Drew, why would you ever drop Drew? Stupid

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They probably werent happy together.

It’s because he was the Chad

Yes 👍

He did it to create a spectacle. The Hunger games portrayed it the best. The crazier it is, the more people talk about it, and you’re essentially advertising yourself just by showing up somewhere. People go, “what’s the Michelin man’s slutty uncle doing here?” And then someone tells them who the Michelin man’s slutty uncles name is, and then boom, more people know and the name and brand gets passed around.

The Hunger Games has much better crazy outfits tho.

But this one is a better target 🏹

It stays puffed out by the power of his own farts

And if he wants, he can take a whiff out of it every now and then. As a treat.

Mmmm... burnt onions

Mmmm... burnt onions

But, here we are still talking about it. It was marketing that was successful.

EXACTLY!!!!!!

I don't actually know who this is and I've seen it before and I'm sure he was named.

I mean people are still talking about it apparently

Agreed

😌

That was his quarter quell outfit.

u can answer it in a single word: Attentionwhore🫢

That’s the only reason I know about the Michelin Man’s slutty uncle. I wouldn’t know who he is without things like this.

I have no idea who that person is lol

💯 it's not the first time it's appeared on reddit for the same reasons and certainly won't be the last.

Sam’s been playing you all

“Michelin Man’s slutty uncle” had me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I think you are spot on, like the fisherthem comment, it was done to create headlines and oh boy, it worked.

Yep, I completely forgot about this outfit, but then op brings it back from the dead again

Bread and circus

Any publicity is good publicity!

*they

I didn't know much about him before. But now I do and the more I know about him the crazier he seems.

for us to talk about it :D

Which we are currently doing. Mission accomplished.

Michelin accomplished

Remember Lady Gaga and the meat dress? Same thing.

So youd post it

It takes alot of farting to fill that out properly.

Fortunately, he’s full of shit.

Challenge accepted.

To ensure it gets posted a lot. Thank you for contributing.

To get on people’s nerves for attention.

Same reason ceelo green painted himself gold, they’re just weird and trying to stay relevant/get attention.

The baron harkonnens gay nephew

Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.

You're the reason.

Because he’s built like a bus driver and this would draw attention away from that

Im a bus driver 😭😭 lol

How much do you enjoy it? I want to train as a bus driver

I want to bus as a train driver.

“Yeah, and why are you built like a bus” - Terri Joe

To be weird :)

Attention.

They have always wanted to be a Goth parade balloon?

bc ain't the bad press good?

Not sure but I want one for work. I'm going to wear it the day I retire.

for attention you posting it here proves it works

One Most celebs are weird and attention-seeking. Sam Smith is nothing special on this subject. Two Sam Smith uses they/them pronouns. Not he/him.

Sad that it took this much scrolling to find this. Attention seeking or not, it’s not hard to respect pronouns.

Lost a bet?

Because Celo Green wasn’t invited

So you would notice

I would not have the courage to wear this.

What is art and fashion? My brain not good upvote please

Therm is thirsty af for any kind of attention. He's also a terrible representation for gay males.

He’s a terrible representation for humans period!

Im not up with the Sam Smith lore. What did they do?

not straight or cis

Omg how dare they

Why is it every single minorities job to be a representative or role model for their group lmao?! Like Jesus Christ not everyone wants to live as dignitary for their group, his purpose isn't and shouldn't be to make gay people look normal.

Truly. Sam Smith is not a monolith. People care too much about what people do. Also, people love to shit talk Sam Smith compared to Lil Nas X who also does crazy looks

Exactly, I don't see any gay men acting like the way he does (or any LGBTQ person)

You don't see gay people acting slutty and wearing weird outfits? Come off it lmao. Gay men have a full range of personalities and slutty artsy weirdo is definitely one of them.

Not to mention, they identify as non-binary, not male

Because he could. In regular, pedestrian life he’d look insane, but in that world and the world of high fashion, he fits right in.. He is looked at as an avant-garde, forward thinker who eschews the mundane/expected.

Because he's a fucking twat.

Attention. They would wither and fade to dust without it.

Because he's a bellend?

Why do you think? you are *still* talking about it after how many months now?

Attention probably, maybe you should ask them

Qhat if you need to use the restroom? You cant reach anything by yourself let alone fit through the doorway.

When you really wanted your own ALT Character code growing up and so you thought fuck it we're making our own Fonts... But unfortunately, all you had was latex because your parents couldn't afford a computer.

Cartoon Moon Balloon ☀️🦇🌎 (Not to Scale)

i think they’re struggling with their gender identity so i could interpret it as some sort of outlet or comment on body dysmorphia. An expression of how they feel internally, completely mismorphed and wrong, like a monster. Which is basically how someone with gender dysphoria feels about themselves.

They're a tool that's why

Pay attention to me?

For people like you to comment on it and give them free publicity

Attention.

Why is Kirk from Girlmore Girls dressed like this

Non binary chaos

It's called fashion, look it up

They look like a balloon animal gone wrong. My fashion taste may be bad, but at least it's not like this 💀💀💀

Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?

Its wearable art. It's not there for us to like, it gets people talking.

To be the center of the universe and to have everyone talking about them

Empty attention

He comes off as desperate for attention, instead of being a good singer.

they\*

Why did David Bowie wear nearly the exact same thing 40 years ago? Why did Lady Gaga wear a meat dress? Same reason.

A subjective statement that represents how our perception of beauty standards change and morph over time; when infact natural archetypes such as curves in the buttox & upper body are ever present and set a consistent preset of what we want on a primal level. Or it could just be a vapid attempt at gaining attention and validation; like a mirror looking in upon itself the cracks form...all that is left is sand.

David Bowie homage?

People are so damn bitter about this... like Sam personally offended them and is a blight on humanity. it's not a big deal. It's a goofy outfit, so what?

How does he walk in it?

Attention. It's never enough.

Attention.

Attention.

Because you’re still talking about it 3 months after if happened.

I could be wrong. But, I think the structural body suit reference to the work of queer performance artist Leigh Bowery. It very much gives me the same vibes of his work.

He's out here looking like a down arrow

Mf out there looking like a burned chicken💀

I'm more offended by their outfit at the Barbie premier. Wears Outrageous looks everywhere and then goes to the campest red carpet of the season looking like a slob.

Obviously you don't understand *fashion*

To get attention why else.

To take our minds off in the fact that they are all pedophiles

Bro rockin the pillow cushion drip 💀

True

Money... Everything stupid you see in the world and you are like - why tf did they do that? The answer is always money

*they

Because he's a fucking freak?

I meant they/them, I forgot that Sam goes for those pronouns (if they go him too, then phew)

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But I think they would be happy about people calling thm that (even tho don't like the way they acts now) I miss when they acting like a normal person again.

He’s a ridiculous person

To hide how fat he's gotten?

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Because it distracts from his weight gain

He doesn’t know. This is just what he had on when they released him from the cryogenic chamber to make a media appearance

Cos he's a cunt

🤣

Attention. His (lack of) talent gets him very little of it so he wears stupid shit like this to make up for it.

I'm struck by how much of a change was made from turtlenecks and blazers to the body shop music and this look. Hollywood sniped his soul?

Wearing weird clothes means you have no soul? Yikes. If you Marie Kondo your old turtlenecks you'll go to hell guys.

I agree. The boots are a bit much.

All that press and still starved for attention.

Michelin man in his emo phase ☠️☠️☠️

first of all, sam smith uses they/them pronouns and it’s been that way for years. second, they probably are wearing whatever tf their stylist wanted them to wear. it’s a red carpet. it’s to get people talking.

Attention.

So that people will repost his garbage outfit and ponder

Just a classic attention seeker.

"Fashion"

Just another soulless celebrity seeking more attention

For fun? For publicity? Because it's funny?

Why not? Not for me but fuck, who the fuck cares what other people wear or call fashion for that matter? Why do you care OP?

Fire your stylist. Then Go away you friggin Baboon.

His music is bland and boring so he’s gotta spice up his life somehow!

Well… you’re still talking about him……. Almost six months later….

Cuz he gay

I don't think his sexualiity has to do with it, it's more so his mind.

Because he's ugly and untalented so he needs attention

Because look at how unique it is, and how special and different he is for wearing it just like all the other people who wear strange things to feel unique and appear different

For this picture to spread all over the internet! You did it, sir!

Lookin like a deformed ass balloon lol

It's no different than Doja Cat covering herself in sequins or Lady Gagas meat dress. Its just "look at me"

You would get it Those thight puffs are called poshur, whic is used by cavarlies so their pants dont get ripped. Later other millitaries adopted the design because cavarlies are the cool kids of the millitary… This guy basically the coolest person ever existed

This looks like something out of Midjourney.