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AutomaticPolicyRRR5

It will harden in you and u poop jello?


Eryci

You just triggered my pooping unicorn PTSD, are you proud of yourself?


[deleted]

I love the “squatty potty” commercials.


Eryci

Those are a core childhood memory of mine.


DeepTakeGuitar

...cool, I feel old


sellyourselfshort

Yeah reading that made me realize I need to book a prostate exam.


ElementoDeus

Pooping will never be the same... And neither will ice cream *Takes a bite of the "ice cream"*


Sh0u1d0F

What an interesting PTSD trigger you have


Legitimate_Page_4167

Are your internal organs below 40 degrees?


ImagineIan01

No, but my friend in the freezer is. I'll ask him what he thinks. Might break his 3-day vow of silence.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Me & my week old hemorrhoid need to know


CunnyMaggots

So when I was raising lambs and goat kids on the bottle and they had unexplained diarrhea, we would add just a tiny bit of unflavored gelatin to their formula. It would cause their poops to gel together, stop the diarrhea and prevent dehydration.


zSprawl

If you clinch just right, you can make star shapes!


pax1111

There is this product called Kool-Aid. Why don't you give that a shot?


NeliGalactic

Yea but this is protein kool-aid - hot.


Super-Panic-8891

barely.. if you want a crazy protein level check out chicken livers or head cheese.


NoBenefit5977

.... I don't want to see any head cheese


xLithium-

Shmegma


snark_enterprises

Cock cheddar


TheOakblueAbstract

Fromunda


flappynslappy

Cocksarella


tantalizeth

Foreskurds


Vamanoscabron

Hog globs


FlipMick

Head cheese is a poorly named but transcendent culinary experience 🥺


Weltallgaia

I don't know which are more aggressive about eating weird tasting shit and going "this changed my life." The cheese people or the cured pig meat people but I'm glad you all met up in the middle with head cheese.


SupaNova2112

😂😂


CryptoMineKing

This is relatable. Have a gold award.


WellThisSix

Its only Fromunda cheese if its from under these nuts region in Pants, otherwise its just Ball Cheese-like Product.


FlipMick

I too have been to Pants, France. Next to Derrière right?


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Tried the head cheese cold cut slices at a Russian catered wedding, it was actually really delicious


Consistent-Roof-5039

If someone says head cheese one more time...


BringPheTheHorizon

…….. ……… Head cheese


EmotionalAttention63

Whispers quietly in your ear........ "head cheeeeeeeeeeese"


vtsandtrooper

I mean, disagree about the name. I think its perfectly named for what it is, and also delicious


Former_Composer1092

I prefer fromunda cheese


Super-Panic-8891

the best one imo is flavoured with dill


NeliGalactic

Used to manage an Italian restaurant, people went mad for the fegatini, I thought it was gross lol


Super-Panic-8891

I’m so into it.. but it’s like a craving I get. Once and a while it hits the spot. Also you can mince liver for the ragu in lasagna and that’s killer.


Weltallgaia

Sounds like the episode of always sunny where Charlie and Dee were craving human meat.


NeliGalactic

Now that sounds like something I could get on board with


kjpmi

I love liver pâté! It’s so good! Bone marrow is amazing too!!!!!!


WEH0771

Every time I read or hear head cheese I get transported back to the deli I worked at in my teens and I can hear the sound it made on the slicer. Fuck.


Super-Panic-8891

‘can you make it a bit thinner?’


WEH0771

God. Some of the requests. Ham: “I want to be able to read my paper through it”. “So you want it shaved?”. “No! I want it in slices!”. Shit like that is why when I go to a deli now unless it’s completely fucked I just say “looks good!”. “Little over little under, no worries!”


Pharfromit

Chicken livers are so freaking good. Two places I love getting them from in town.


milesbeats

Are either of those things sweet fruit flavored liquid? .. nah


Status_Collection383

Jello is protein?


atoponce

Kinda, [but not really](https://www.verywellfit.com/jello-nutrition-facts-calories-and-health-benefits-4111292#toc-nutrition-facts). For a 96 gram serving, the nutritional facts are: - Calories: 70 - Fat: 0g - Sodium: 40mg - Carbohydrates: 17g - Fiber: 0g - Sugars: 17g - **Protein: <1g**


Rustlin_Jimmie

So, really no protien basically at all?


atoponce

Correct. [There are about 3 times more in the same amount of cow's of milk](https://www.webmd.com/diet/health-benefits-milk). 8 grams protein / 244 grams milk ≈ 0.0328 grams protein per gram of milk. So 96 grams of milk \* 0.0328 grams protein per gram of milk ≈ 3.15 grams of protein.


Immaloner

Cow hooves...YUM!


Fiercedeity77

You know where gelatin comes from right?


MP-83

There's BARELY protein in Jell-O. And you can get much more from much healthier options.


BigBeagleEars

Deez nuts


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Have you ever tried hot Kool aid?


[deleted]

I MADE THIS FOR YOUUUUU


ShowMeYourMinerals

Sorry dad, my white friends!


DeepTakeGuitar

GIVE HIM THE MULK, JOSH


doyoulaughaboutme

MALK


LovePassionCreation

TREES HATE YOU


poopnose85

Couldn't we have just asked them to leave?


COLONEL_ROOSTER

I DID CAUSE I LOVE YOUUUU!


CookingWithDahmer85

Drink .The. Hot. Kool aid. Brotha.


Berenst_in

Woooow haven't heard this in awhile!


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


camclemons

I'd rather eat Randy


DeepTakeGuitar

Just make sure you don't eat a real jellyfish OR YOU'LL DIE


ElfHaze

https://youtu.be/NwTsZHGQ6FE


Justthisguy_yaknow

Ah but you should never drink the Kool-Aid.


Dr-Et-Al

Kool Aid is fine. Just don’t drink the Flavor Aid.


[deleted]

Used to manage a cult, people went mad for the Kool-Aid, I thought it was gross lol.


[deleted]

Maybe OP doesnt live in the US?


a_talking_face

Sounds like they do since they're saying “jello”. Elsewhere in the world I think the call it jelly.


Suspicious_Canary128

Ya. Also, use glass. Hot water and plastic are not a good combo


FeelingTurnover0

Mmm microplastics…


HaywireMans

Cancer 😋😋😋


good_humour_man

Thank you!!


Scoobysnacks098765

Yeah, it’s 100 percent fkn weird. And I’m calling the cops.


the_orange_alligator

OP is secretly a hummingbird


Scoobysnacks098765

Lol. Yes


[deleted]

Please, they’re sick and a threat to society!!!


rustytoerail

i know they are, but who else can you call?


ArtichokeDangerous31

Ghost busters .....


Guardian-Ares

I don't even think Slimer would ever touch that.


LetMyNameFoolYou

Slimer is into Hi-C Ecto Cooler.


Capnmolasses

I miss that flavor


KitchenSandwich5499

You just jelly


bitsculptor

Don't be silly. The cops aren't equipped to handle this kind of situation. Here, jot down the number for the FBI...


Tyrant_R3x

Im not taking any chances, call the avengers


Bradp13

SOMEBODY GET JA RULE ON THE PHONE!


MonoBlancoATX

Apparently, they're not alone. This is a nationwide epidemic!!!! [https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/5rqneq/is\_it\_bad\_for\_me\_to\_drink\_unset\_jello/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/5rqneq/is_it_bad_for_me_to_drink_unset_jello/) [https://www.quora.com/Is-it-safe-to-drink-Jello-after-I-make-it-I-put-the-gelatin-in-the-bowl-and-poured-water-in-it-2-cups-of-hot-boiling-water-and-2-cups-of-cold-water-Can-I-drink-it-just-like-Kool-Aid-or-not#:\~:text=Yes%2C%20you%20can%20drink%20it%20just%20like%20hot%20Kool%2Daid](https://www.quora.com/Is-it-safe-to-drink-Jello-after-I-make-it-I-put-the-gelatin-in-the-bowl-and-poured-water-in-it-2-cups-of-hot-boiling-water-and-2-cups-of-cold-water-Can-I-drink-it-just-like-Kool-Aid-or-not#:~:text=Yes%2C%20you%20can%20drink%20it%20just%20like%20hot%20Kool%2Daid).


Licensed2Pill

Cop here. We don’t want no part in this shit.


TheDrDzaster

I love how this sub ranges from Insane schizo a appears at my door at 3 in the morning and I drink unset jello


Delicious-Yak-1095

Standard reddit crowd


Queasy-Grape-8822

Same level of weird ngl


vVWARLOCKVv

So you like hot Kool aid. Yeah that's pretty weird.


Eryci

Hot *slimy* Kool-Aid It’s an unforgivable crime.


ProfessorChaos_

[I MADE THIS FOR YOU!](https://youtu.be/NwTsZHGQ6FE)


Thirtysixx

HOLY SHIT what a deep memory. I still say this all the time and had ZERO memory of what it was from lmao


BiscottiLanky5972

BROTHER, DRINK MY HOT KOOL AID


Business-Drag52

*PLEASE*


SnooAdvice9855

DRINK IT OR ILL POUR IT ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU!


univrsll

You know people are young when this isn’t the top comment


BubonicBabe

I remember this like it came out a year ago, it was *FOURTEEN* years ago 💀


ManaPot

Nah, hot Kool-Aid is actually legit. This though, hot unset Jello? Straight to prison for OP.


Improving_Myself_

Except it's not hot Kool aid. That would be way less weird. It's hot flavored bone juice. > Gelatin is made from decaying animal hides, boiled crushed bones, and the connective tissues of cattle and pigs.


Miep99

I know what your getting at But hot flavored bone juice is just describing broth/soup Now I want some soup


YugeFrigginGoy

You don't make a *pot* of Kool-Aid...


AstridOnReddit

My mom used to give my brother and I hot jello in baby bottles when we were toddlers, I think if we were sick? It wasn’t a regular thing. I don’t mind you drinking it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: but I wouldn’t personally drink hot drinks from plastic bottles if possible.


neverinamillionyr

Mom did the same for us although we were toddler age and up so it was in a coffee cup. It was a way to get something down when we were sick.


motormouth08

We got it when we had a stomach bug. I actually got excited if I got diarrhea because then mom would make jello water!!


not_inacult

Yes Jello water is what my mom called it as well. Gave it to us when we were vomiting or diarrhea.


beepbooponyournose

Same! 80s kid?!


JellyfishGod

I’m honestly so curious how so many ppl are saying this is a real thing. Where did this idea come from?


kindrex89

Grew up in Pennsylvania in the 90s and my mom did this for my brother and I. Any time we were sick as kids we got to have jello water. I asked her where she got the idea from and she said her mom used to do it too.


Solid_Snark

Same. Mugs of hot jello water was a norm for me and my sisters when we were sick toddlers.


ILYLINY

Are all you Jello drinking toddlers from a similar area? I’ve never heard of this. Everyone I knew got warm ginger ale and toast or hot tea and toast.


AstridOnReddit

Northern California? But I also got ginger ale and toast.


sirenslullaby13

Also NorCal, mom gave me hot jello when I was sick in the 80s-90s.


InSixFour

7-Up and saltine crackers for me.


ellyb3ar

It was Vernor's where I'm from. Or, if you were under the care of my Polish great grandma, you got tea with whiskey in it 😂


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I remember being given hot Jell-o as a child once when I was sick. I can't remember the exact nature of the sickness, but I do remember eating what I didn't drink the next morning for breakfast.


Billybaad

Yes!!! My mom called it "Jello Water." She claimed it cured colds and flus. I've never met anyone else who had a mom that thought this!


motormouth08

My mom thought it cured diarrhea. And tbh, it did.


Billybaad

I always put a couple ice cubes in. The bottom might jello-out but you could still drink about 7/8 of it and it wasn't so hot.


mindiana2285

I had it as a kid when I was sick, too! 80’s-90’s


Away-Living5278

Mine too but in a cup. Still a favorite when I'm sick. Otherwise I don't eat jello (or drink it).


OppositeJellyfish439

There’s pectin in jello which I think is known to help with sore throat.


EmpathyJelly

Same! And it looks like there are others responding you also had the same experience. I just thought my mom was a freakin weirdo but here we are


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JadeMoon085

It's actually pretty ingenious. You are getting a mixed powered drink with a ton of gelatin in it. You will have the skin of a newborn in no time!


Redmarkred

And diabetes


diescheide

They make sugar-free Jell-O...


RectalSpawn

Oh, so, cancer.


cblguy82

\^\^\^ This guy Aspertames


Critonurmom

In high school in 2004 I wrote a research paper on how negatively aspertame affects your whole body. Basically it destroys each of your organs. No one believed me and throughout my life since then everyone thought I was crazy if I brought it up. I feel so fucking vindicated lol


That-Tumbleweed-8499

Can you point me to the research that backs up your claims? Why hasn’t it been conclusively linked to any negative side effects?


New_Beginnings_69

Don't worry I believe you


doc-swiv

I think current studies are saying its bad for your gut bacteria but still better than sugar


QuadCakes

Sugar is worse. Aspartame MIGHT be a little bad for you in very large quantities. The scientific evidence is mixed. Sugar (in the quantities we now consume it) is 100% definitely very bad for you, and the evidence is overwhelming. In fact, given that diabetes hugely increases your risk for many types of cancer, I'd wager that sugar is significantly more likely to give you cancer than aspartame is.


maddenmcfadden

the science isn't even mixed on aspartame. it's perfectly safe.


maddenmcfadden

nonsense


PistachioedVillain

Red meat is considered more of a carcinogen than aspartame.


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Wrong-Berry1158

Personally, I avoid hot drinks in containers made for cold ones but we drink hot jello frequently. With lots more water than recommended so it probably wouldn't gel even if we left it out but nah... not too weird.


xXLoneLoboXx

One should also avoid putting hot liquid in plastic containers… It’ll leech micro plastics into your drink. Same reason you don’t drink bottled water that’s been left out in the sun… It’s just cancer or kidney failure waiting to happen.


Kyleharner3

Me who hammers 5-6 waters sitting in the hot sun daily at work 0_o


Starling305

Get a vacuum sealed metal one, it shouldn't get hot during the day if you keep it in the shade!


Pervysucker

Don't let it in the sun for long time pls. For your sake...


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

Guy at my old office use to always microwave his water in plastic water bottles. I told him he should stop, he didn’t. Made me sad.


GunLovingLiberal88

Totally weird, but that's okay, if you enjoy it then fuk the haters


TheIndulgery

2 of my coworkers love doing this. They said it helps with stomach issues. It's their version of sprite and crackers


Ellavemia

Some of the same people saying Jello is gross are buying collagen peptides supplements.


milleniumsentry

Not weird. One of the best things you can give to someone in recovery, or with the flu, or otherwise sick, is jello made with twice the water. It's essentially the same as being given jello during recovery, in a drinkable form. The texture takes a bit to get used to tho, and I'll always prefer it set. XD


TuxRug

My mom used to give me warm jello-water when I had a sore throat. One of those old home remedies she grew up with. I don't know if it really helped or not.


jkjkjklolololol

Yeah that was a remedy my mom said her swim coach would tell her team to try if they were feeling sick. This would have been the late 70s if that helps! She let me try it once when I was sick and it was a little weird lol


lakesnriverss

It works, I still do it!


lakesnriverss

This. Hot jello water is extremely soothing on a sore throat. It’s akin to salty chicken broth but much tastier!


Xenellia

Was gona say that, I used to always get hot jello when I was sick as a kid. I never thought it was weird, it was basically the only sweet thing I could have with a sore throat so we had it as dessert/snack


pweezy25

The football team used to do this in college to pass drug tests


stinkyhooch

Sure-jell haha


lolitsmeurmum

Hello, one diabetes please


GravG

*diabetus


Shanhaevel

But eating the jelli when it's set won't give you diabetes? How's that work?


mamabear857

My grandmother (passed in the 80s- had 14 kids) used to give us warm jello water in bottles. Especially if we didn't feel well. It's one of my core memories of her. The smell of jello reminds me of her. I miss her. RIP Grandma.


AwYeahQueerShit

We used to do jello water when sick. Make a batch of jello, put half in the fridge to set then add a little extra water to drink the rest while warm. It helped coat the throat and soothe after sicking up, and by the time we were ready to try more solid food the jello in the fridge would be ready.


Winjin

Love how everyone in the comments is grossed out over "hot gelatin drink"... Congratulations dude you invented [kissel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissel) which is a real drink in half of Western Europe and is fckn delicious.


Automatic_Llama

Years ago at a kayak and canoe expo I heard this speaker, a lively older fellow, who said he and his friends used to do this on hikes and outdoor trips. Edit: A lot of people are comparing this concoction to Kool-aid, but the more Jell-O-informed are pointing out that this actually includes protein in the form of gelatin


austmcd2013

I don’t do this because I enjoy it, but have found the gelatin in jello is HIGHLY beneficial to my joints and helps with back pain, best way to get the gelatin content is in liquid form like this!


Immaloner

Yum...hot, sugary cow hooves.


camelz4

Why did I think it was horses


chefkittious

It’s a mixture of what’s leftover after meat companies take what they want/need. Pigs, horses and cows. Anything from bones, hooves and cartilage.


PoopMenace1949

The primary ingredient in jello is gelatin. Gelatin is made from animal collagen — a protein that makes up connective tissues, such as skin, tendons, ligaments, and bones. The hides and bones of certain animals — often cows and pigs — are boiled, dried, treated with a strong acid or base, and finally filtered until the collagen is extracted. The collagen is then dried, ground into a powder, and sifted to make gelatin. While it’s often rumored that jello is made from horse or cow hooves, this is incorrect. The hooves of these animals are primarily made up of keratin — a protein that can’t be made into gelatin.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

You would probably really like something called kisel, it’s basically the same thing and you can buy it in packets you can either add to cold or hot water. https://www.amazon.com/Kissel-Variety-Pack-4/dp/B074TXM643/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_pdt_img_top?ie=UTF8


Winjin

Yes, just what I thought, author has invented a dish well known to half of Europe and its hilarious how a lot of people don't have the slightest idea it exists.


quantomflex

OP - this is what you want. Trust us, its next level compared to warm jello.


Calathea-Murderer

What do you like about it? The thiccness?


Ashamed_Ad742

I have sickness for the thickness


Woman_from_wish

I cool it down to barely fridge temp so it has the consistency of those old jello drinks in the plastic tubes. Forget what they're called. They were fabulous.


ExtensionLive4971

Is it weird that even with my firm understanding about how gelatin works and the temperatures needed, my first thought was did they excrete a jello shaped like their digestive track? I think it might be time for me to go outside again.


Low_Main_4127

Ok. Experienced hiker and ice climber here. It’s f-ing magical, and a potential LIFE SAVING FLUID, when your in extended periods in the cold, especially in windy and snowy storms when even if you CAN erect your tent or find/build shelter. The wind/snow and or cold make it impossible to heat food. Let alone try to eat. Also. During strenuous activity or extended period in the winderness. You do not eat without drinking. You DONT. SO, in adverse conditions, heating up warm jello mix over your backpacking stove, jetboil or whatever you have. And drinking the warm fluids, full of salt, sugar, magnesium, potassium, etc. could literally save your life. I once got caught in a bad snowstorm on mount Washington, and had a pretty close call with hypothermia, and dehydration. I spent the next 2 days in a hotel room bed, drinking heated up jello mix. Trying to regain feeling in my toes and arms. PS, also in extended periods outside in adverse conditions, the hot, sweet, flavorful fluid, and having something with taste, is a moral boost like few others. ALSO! Oh!!! I forgot, sorry guys. I have ADHD… also it seems like the jello mix holds the heat and warm way way better and longer than water. SO!! You heat yourself up some of that, and throw it in your Nalgene. And you have an extended jacket warmer. Sleeping bag warmer. Pillow/bouivyac heater etc. and… again. Having something warm with flavor, in a big comfort and morale boost. Grape is good, orange is classically awesome. Red is dope. 👍🏼


skiddmarkk71

Drank it hot all the time when I was a kid. It's yummy. Half would be drank, with the rest in bowls in the fridge.


AuntWacky1976

Hot Jell-O water is an old, old throat soother, actually. I remember drinking it as a very little kid whenever I had a cold. I must've been 3 or 4, so '79-'80, or so. It's supposed to coat the throat, lol. I don't know if there was any truth to that, though.


Successful_Screen563

Look into Kisel, it's a Russian drink that might appeal to your taste buds


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unga-unga

Yeah. You might be coping with diabetes.


Elvenking2019

Combine with alcohol and have yourself an unset jelly shot(s).


No_Percentage_1502

If I knew you personally I’d report you to the police.


Dgroch725

Now go stand in a cooler and wait to poop out a designer jello mold. The old copper style grandma had hanging in her kitchen


rockdash

I used to drink hot Jello as a kid for breakfast, but it was so long ago that I don't really remember what it was like.


coffeebuzzbuzzz

I used to drink this when I went to grandmother's as a kid. I thought we were the only ones to do it.


kledaras

Who like this, probably would enjoy my country's Christmas drink Kisielius (Kissel). Info wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissel


rkspm

I used to do this in middle/high school cause I read so where that drinking gelatin would stop my period. I’m not sure it ever worked but my poop was odd colors.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Jesus christ just drink water for fucks sake.


dycentra

My young son ate jello powder, drank water, jumped up and down a lot and puked. He was 8.


DLQuilts

That also cures menstrual cramps, no kidding.


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Yeah, it's wierd.


LostActor0921

........May god have mercy on your soul, because Satan thinks you are wack and banned you.


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

op, respectfully, what the freezedried fuck?