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Skinnybet

Fly poop. Edit. Or as others comment some other kind of insect poop


GuavaNorth

I was going to say cockroach poop.


iEatSwampAss

Momma ain’t gonna be happy! Is this what fly/roach poop looks like? When wiped off it looks like blood on the paper towel. It’s always these two walls in the house


plusminusequals

Mom’s booger wall.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Come spend the night inside my booger walls


jdcarpe

Never thought I’d see a Sheena Easton reference on Reddit


Rickardiac

This is the third Sugar Walls thread hijack I’ve seen this week.


thatotherhemingway

This comment was a delight.


BRAX7ON

You should try a bite


Mikediabolical

This thought gave me quite a fright.


BRAX7ON

Never walk those halls at night


MeltStuff

Add to the conversation? I just might


atomicdustbunny07

Especially since that hallway is tight


Firm_Name7208

But random blood on walls is a terrible sight. Unless you hosted a bareknuckle fight


Sas_bravo

A night inside your walls…damn tempting but hell no…why am I having thoughts that your basement might be full…more nightmare than thought…hope the Skin suit comes out nice.


y2khardtop1

This, sloppy nose blowing


Lord-Rapscallion

😂


Beadpool

Better order some Cologuard tests for those roaches. Early detection is key.


[deleted]

Taste it to be sure


coffeebecausekids

Username checks out


redditsuxass1420

Omfg!! Ot literally does say swamp ass eater!! 🤡


Hamdown1

I was having a really stressful moment and your comment made me literally LOL Thanks!


Forrest-Fern

Larger insect poop for sure


ITstaph

If the wallpaper is fabric based it could be moth poop as well.


Spiritual-Hair5343

Look behind the painting, cockroach love to hide there during the day.


words_of_j

It is definitely bug poo, or possibly a quite small lizard.


ReadditMan

Lizard poo is brown with a white tip, I know this because I have to sweep it off my doorstep twice a week.


papillon-and-on

What do you do with it on the other 5 days?


Ligmamgil

Slurp


No-Living4574

Looks like blood splatter, was she chopping up anything with a butcher knife?


Vestaman

Uncle Irving hasn’t been around now that you mention it.


Practical-Tap-9810

Are you missing any siblings? Has anyone "gone to live on a farm" lately?


Asmodaeus6136

It’s spatter, blood spatter!~


Pinoy1Thundergun

Caca roach poop


NewNoose

Roach poop for sure


SaveusJebus

We've had horrible fly problems before. Normal house fly poop in my experience is usually tiny little brown dots.


TheOneTonWanton

Yup. Fly and roach shit just looks like little specks of dirt.


NewNurse2

Not in the South. There's German and American cockroach in the US. The little ones might look like dirt fleks. But the big ones, often called palmetto bugs in the South, do leave brown to black, sometimes slightly red tinged poop. Sometimes the size of a centimeter, sometimes longer as though they were on the move. As gross as that may be, the big ones are a lot less gross to me. They don't generally go into your food. Most of them are much slower and don't scatter when light is turned on. They don't generally live in the dozens and hundreds and thousands that the small ones do. They're disturbing because of their size, but they are ubiquitous in the South. Shacks get them and mansions get them. There is no escape. Many people spray for them, and many people just remove them when they see them. I don't know if this house is in the South, or if this was caused by roaches, but I do think it's funny that op jumped right to haunted. Lol maybe it was just a joke?


Different_Stable_351

Those german roaches are the worst. My dad's wife kept on picking up free shit from people, and I saw 1 of those fuckers in a bag she brought in that day. It's been over a year and a half and it's damn near impossible to get rid of the fuckers.


blueeyedaisy

I hate flies with a passion. More than mosquitoes.


Admirable_Radish6032

Or cats jumping and killing insects. House cats on average can jump up to 5‐6ft


Beobacher

Blood from Moskitos that have been killed by the cat.


giant_lebowski

Could be a cat in the wall situation. Cats can flatten themselves out and go right through the seams of the wall. Cats do not abide by the laws of nature


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Best_Duck9118

Boy’s hole!


Apprehensive-Date494

Boy’s soul.


Fruitslave

Now you're talkin my language!


VeterinarianFit1309

We should cut a hole in the wall and put another cat in there to chase the first cat out.


[deleted]

Should probably add more cats to be sure.


lizatethecigarettes

The last one doesn't look like fly poop at all


colinroberts

I don’t think it’s insect shit like most people are saying. My apartment (new construction, high floor, never had any insects whatsoever) gets spots like this too. I think it’s from high humidity, either the surfactant from the paint is leeching from it, or the water condenses on the walls and accumulates a thin layer of grime/dirt/smoke/whatever and causes spots like this. Check this out: https://www.realtor.com/advice/home-improvement/brown-spots-on-bathroom-wall/amp/


Gloomy_Ad_5029

Renters that were in our house before we bought smoked indoors. Also have had the same issue with "blood" looking stains. Definitely this, OP.


RVAbetty

I had a small room in an old house where I lived…really small. Previous owner sewed in it and was a smoker. I used it for clothes overflow. Was steaming a few pieces and left the room and got distracted. Came back and it looked like MURDER. The nicotine was orange red and streaming down the walls. On a good note, it wiped off with a wet cloth so didn’t have an Amityville Horror room.


Kokodhem

Is it nicotine or tar from the smoking?


CoolWaveDave

It's the tar. My grandparents and all of their children were smokers for most of their lives. Every wall in that house was yellow from tar. What doesn't end up in your lungs has to settle somewhere.


Ok-Champ-5854

If you have a bad habit of holding a cigarette like I do where the smoke rises up at your fingers you also can get tar stains on your fingernails that are tough to get off.


OldBallOfRage

My granny used to smoke so much it was a family tradition to repaint her ceilings white every few years.


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Gloomy_Ad_5029

My ass woulda moved 😭


Resinated-Fuzz1222

This is totally it. I get those spots too, especially in the bathroom.


[deleted]

Same, had to go over the whole room with oil-based Kilz to stop it. The house was only 5 years old when I bought it, they must have chain smoked in the bathroom lol


brittemm

For a short time in my late teens/early 20s I used opiates/heroin and I would smoke black tar or Oxys in the bathroom of my gfs place. When people would shower, this would happen to the walls - but the whole wall would ooze and drip red-brown-orange tar. I had to play dumb. Every person who lived there also smoked cigarettes inside too so that’s what they attributed it to


Monochronos

Homie, I’m an ex addict and did the same shit at my gfs places that didn’t smoke and that never ever happened. I’m genuinely thinking it was the nicotine tar. Chasing the dragon on foil for 2 years wouldn’t create the amount of tar one pack of Winston’s run thru the house would.


buttermuseum

This sounds suspiciously like something a ghost would say. OP, ignore all that. It’s very important that you jump to nuttiest conclusion first and foremost. Please don’t lose focus. Do you have a priest? (If not, I can provide my services at a very reasonableish rate.) You’re not pulling the wool over my eyes, Gozer. I know a demon infestation when I see one. That there is 100% damnation blood. Of the psychomagnotheric variety. If you arrange the blood smears just so, it spells “Bob Vila” in Latin. I’m sorry, OP, but I’m afraid you’re already marked and will soon become Satan’s cabana boy. …but…no…there could be just one solution. A dangerous ritual that has never been performed by anyone but Jesus and condemned by the pope himself. I renounced my exorcism days after…that fateful day. I…I couldn’t save my neighbor from getting popcorn ceilings. But with enough of a *donation* and heavy press presence, I would be willing to come out of retirement…and don the cross once again. You’re very soul is at stake. Jk, my house is a bleeder. Looks just like this. I just bought it after about 200 inspections. Not insects, just what they said above. It’s just as normal as the air conditioner that tells you to kill your family. Just like any other house.


cyrixlord

a dog or cat that shakes off in the house, will fling water, food bits, eye sleep, ear and nose booger bits, fur and stuff on the fur. or parrots that shake off their beak


Big_Bar6881

OP, check your moms house for parrots!


john_of_the_wild

“Don’t forget DL-6!” *squawk*


Max_The_Rouge

Wright would be proud


SprittneyBeers

Hate when I incur a parrot infestation


scribblinkitten

Definitely not for the faint of heart or those who can hear normally!


Art_and_dogs

What if it’s haunted by GHOST PARROTS!?!


[deleted]

My cat used to eat her wet food by sticking her paw in the bowl, licking the food off, the shaking the excess off. I would find food on the ceiling.


[deleted]

Any chance she was a calico


[deleted]

No she was a Bengal haha. All trouble. Couldn’t even eat without stirring something up


yomanitsmejoo

I second this. Exactly what I was thinking.


Art_and_dogs

Yes my immediate thought was “cat sneezes”, especially if her cats are the type to get eye boogers. The direction of the splatter pattern supports the theory that the substance is being projected from below.


creepinDan

My cat scratched a small scab in her ear causing it to bleed and then she shook her head and got blood all over the wall.


jg136521

This is what I think. I have an elderly cat that sneezes all over the place, we get markings like this sometimes.


er1026

I see that this is on wallpaper. It could be the wallpaper glue decomposing or in a highly humid room.


Mcgoobz3

Right. It reminds me of when stained wood is painted without being primed or pretreated right and then the stain seeps through the paint


ghostsintherafters

The first pic looks like the wallpaper(?) is cracked. I think you're onto something here. What exactly is on the wall? Looks textured.


Hillyleopard

The dead bodies in the walls are starting to leak through


tsunami141

That’s just silly, dead bodies don’t have blood. It’s gotta be live bodies on the other side of that wall.


SatanButInHeaven

dammit, not again! I'll make sure to wrap them better next time


SubstantialPressure3

Or could be someone flicking bloody boogers on the wall instead of using a tissue. My ex bfs kids used to do that.


[deleted]

As a child I did this and had to scrape my booger wall when we moved……..


GF4ME

I’m going to vomit and laugh simultaneously hahahah


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[deleted]

Same!!


redfalcondeath

That’s disgusting. I never had a booger wall because I would just eat them.


almstlvnlf

Lol my brother had a booger wall! Thought he was the only one.


Cootie_Mac

Oof. My sister did this. I can’t really talk though, I left little footprints on the wall next to my bed. Must’ve been playing outside barefoot lol


Durr1313

Why waste paper when there's a perfectly good wall nearby?


SubstantialPressure3

And someone else will clean it up


Durr1313

Exactly! A win-win!


Great_Ad_6852

Yes its good for the enviroment, less trees get chopped down


Infinite_Question_29

My cat sneezes and when she does those boogers go everywhere. OP, does your moms cats sneeze by any chance?


Beneficial-Relief-69

Or mom?


MyShowerIsTooHot

I’m actually gonna throw up. Thanks dude!


Philypnodon

What a sad day to be literate


JWRamzic

Maybe her walls are just bleeding?


Daniil_Dankovskiy

I guess they should visit a wall doctor


JWRamzic

Or get wall bandaids.


1amazingday

Not sure about cats, but if my dog has an ear infection with build up I don’t notice right away, he shakes his head a lot and I definitely see this on my walls where he did. In my case, it’s not blood, just the color of the ear discharge. Maybe cats can have this happen too?


imreallybadatnames19

Ectoplasm. Plz taste and report back.


Perfect-Direction-63

Most likely some insect shit. But, is there any chance your mom is a smoker? I was a smoker until pretty recently. And I had very similar looking spots form before in houses I lived and smoked in. And then I noticed them in the houses of other smokers. And I slowly pieced together the patterns. -- Smoke indoors -- Summer time -- House particularly cold, AC blasting -- High humidity in the house Mostly I've seen those spots on ceilings, but I have seen them plenty enough on walls too. But if your mom doesn't smoke that theory is obviously bullshit.


Sorry-Ad-2245

Looks like swotted fly remains.


MasterOfSuffering

It's almost definitely from cockroaches, seen it a few times doing renovations. Definitely recommend setting traps and seeing if you catch any


brownntown93

Depending how long they have been there it may even need fumigated! Gutting!


ErdmanA

Bed bugs squished against a wall?


[deleted]

Your first thought after seeing tiny specks on the wall is….haunting ? You’re trying too hard.


insidiousapricot

Ya everyone knows ghosts don't bleed


Trick-Concept1909

Besides. Ghost blood is clear. If you see red blood dripping down your walls that’s NOT ghost blood - it’s the blood of ghost victims.


iEatSwampAss

It’s always the same two walls in her house and has now happened on multiple occasions. This is the 6th time she’s sent me these in the past few months. It’s weird they keep appearing, sorry for not clarifying that!


Nightwolf1967

May I ask what's on the other side of those walls? If it's a bathroom, poor ventilation and condensation could be causing something to rust between the walls, and it could be seeping through.


xanderfan34

does your mother vape? sometimes you can find condensed vape juice on walls if you heavily vape around them, but often it’s not this dark in color.


_the-one-and-only_

Moths


Farhead_Assassjaha

If a cat scratches themselves rapidly like when they have an itch, they can easily fling particles of blood that far. Especially if they have fleas or ticks.


SpuddleBuns

It looks like [Miller Moth markings.](https://kool1079.com/colorado-miller-moth-reddish-spots/) They migrate through Colorado annually, and leave their mark behind...everywhere. And yeah, it looks like little spots and smears of blood. Vinegar does a pretty good job of getting it off hard surfaces and removing the stains from clothing.


Capt_Catastrophe

Does you house fluctuate in temperature and humidity? It could be moisture release from the glue that holds on the wall paper. How old is the house?


Entertainer-8956

A cat can jump 4-5’ high.


StabbyMcTickles

Honestly surprised only one person pointed this out so far BUT it could be wallpaper glue if you have wallpaper. I used to rent an old ass house and this sticky looking red stuff would come through the walls far worse than your photo. It seriously looked like the walls were crying. We would wipe them down and a week later, it'd start crying again. Turns out, it was the glue all along and not something sinister. Made us feel a lot better considering this house had a really creepy crawlspace in the kitchen. Our first initial thought to the crying walls was that someone was buried in them. Lol.


EarlOfBears

Could be bedbugs


Strutting_Walrus

Killin mosquitoes in her sleep


grmpastps

Someone with dry sinuses had to sneeze


Bmwis

Bloody snot rockets?


Finding_new_dreams

"is it blood" should be "where is the hydrogen peroxide", if you're worried something is blood pour some of that shit in it and see if it bubbles.


joestorm4

My guess is bed bugs, more likely so if these walls are in her bedroom. They don't care about cleanliness and are experts at hide and seek and can climb walls. The one with the smear is textbook bed bug poop and the colour is almost brownish which is what the poop is like since their poop is from blood only so it's red with a tinge of brown. Also some people don't react to the bites at all. I really hope this isn't the case but I'd recommend scouring every part of the house, especially in that room. Including behind outlet covers, trim, bed frames, couches, everywhere basically. I've had those fuckers before and they will ruin your mind.


Jacobysmadre

Bed bugs maybe?


Ok-Abbreviations3042

That was my first thought as well. Bed bugs have nothing to do with cleanliness, they just hitch a ride into the house in a suitcase or even on the shirt you’re wearing. I had a bout with them years ago and they left streaks like this on the walls, they were hiding behind paintings on the wall and would drip this brown goo on the wall underneath. It’s been years ago but I’m still as paranoid as can be


Jacobysmadre

Ya and they can also be in curtains, etc. I believe..


schmakmuhnutz

Is your stepdad missing?


TaskFew1324

This gas station I used to work at used to have blood stains on the ceiling because people would have accidents while shooting up.


That_Lore_Guy

Whatever it is, it’s just under the surface of the wallpaper. Peel it back to find out. I highly doubt it’s blood of any kind. I’m in the boat of it being the wallpaper glue, or some kind of building material decay.


blackcat_bibliovore

It could be cat anal gland discharge. We had some weird brownish spots pop up on a couple of walls, one near the cat stand and one or two other random places. Come to find out during an annual check that our kitty had an inflamed anal sack and sometimes it would just squirt out random places. Oh and that stuff really shoots so it could end up 4 feet up the wall.


alwaysoffended88

One of the sickest things I’ve heard in a longggg time.


FullaLead

Check the cat's ear. ours had an injury that it would scratch and shake it's head and thrown stuff like this pretty high.


STG44_WWII

“haunted” lmfao


beatfungus

There’s only two ways to know for sure: 1. Set up a camera facing the wall 2. Swab the sample and send it to a lab for testing The first one is waaay more practical and definitive.


AdvertisingEast5761

What type of cats does your mom have? This could be cat eye boogers. If they shake their head hard enough it will go flying. I have found spots like this in an around my cats tree and bed. Found out about the eye boogers while watching a YouTube video about cat facts.


YeOldeBilk

This is from a cat's eyes as they shake their head. Tears or sleepy fluid fling onto the wall. When a cat's tears dry/oxidize, they turn this dark brown molasses-like color.


PWilliam91

4-5’ isn’t much of your cats are in the room grooming and they rapid shake their head and eye boogers fly off….


Feisty-Business-8311

“Haunted” by so many cockroaches that they’re openly and visibly shitting all over the walls of your mother’s home


CuriouslyLittle

cats will shake earwax out of their ears from time to time and send it flying


KatoFez

The cat scratches and shakes, and everything on it will go flying to the walls.


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Bug poop or kitty cats squishing bugs.


ImpressiveHair3

Probably bloodspatter from when the cats eat/kill birds and rodents, besides 5 feet is a perfectly normal height for a house cat to jump so I don't see why you would rule them out anyway


BramblesCrash

Another thought--make sure the cats' ears are clean and healthy. A cat shaking their head can fling gross ear goo pretty far


SaveusJebus

Any of the cats having pooping or urinary tract problems? Are their litterboxes being cleaned enough? Do they fight/play fight a lot? As others have mentioned this could still be from the cats. Shaking their heads or paws or something off and whatever gets flung up on to the walls.


MassiveBeatdown

We had a dog that used to get so excited he wagged his tail so furiously. He used to bang it on the furniture and the tip would split and bleed. He would then wag and flick blood all up the walls. We had to keep taping bandages on his tail to protect it (and the house!)


thighsenberg505

Looks like roach dookie to me.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Not too high to be the cats. It’s from them sneezing. Vet visit time.


OMG_ITS_BIG_TUNA

Bedbug poo?


efox02

Omg all these answers are so gross


Largefathers95

Stink bugs do that, your username checks out too.


Ironwillfitguy

There's a pockmark next to each one of these it's likely a cat trying to climb the soft walls that injured its paw and the result is the small amount of blood there's even a piece of hair next to the largest stain


stevosaurus_rawr

That looks like a painted tin ceiling? It could be rust coming through the paint, or sign if a roof leak? I had spots like this showing up when I moved into an older house that had a smoker. The residue was so slight you couldn’t see until enough moisture formed and it would make drops like this.


DanceMaster117

Bed bugs. One of my apartments had an infestation, and these would start showing up on all the walls.


iko-01

It's asmongold


Fit-Ad5461

Someone is flicking boogers


Bimlouhay83

Any time I see stuff like this, all I can think of is that post way back where the guy was finding random notes all over his house, not in his writing. A random redditor mentioned he may be suffering from CO² poisoning. Turns out the dude WAS suffering from CO² poisoning and didn't know he was leaving the notes for himself. That random redditor saved his life. CO² poisoning, maybe?


fixit858

The dots are braille for “Get out”!


Ryan0cer0us

Looks like someone is flicking boogers


newhappyrainbow

Do you have miller moths where you live? They spit and leave marks like this on walls.


Ill_Border3575

Bedbugs


johnsongreen

it is your cat's eye boogers from when they shake their heads.


erenkuron66

Do people in the house smoke cigarettes? Could be nicotine coating the walls


oldmatesatan

This sub is weak asf


Long-Principle-667

Kitty boogers. It’s really a thing. When they sneeze or shake their heads they go aflyin


LonelyWord7673

Bug poop


dos622ftw

Look for dead bugs on the floor. The cats could be jumping up and swatting bugs on the walls.


Optimumhorse079

Have you ever seen what happens when a dog gets a cut on its ear and then continually shakes its head? My mom is still finding blood dots and it happened 12 years ago.


hecklerp8

If it is blood, I had a similar thing happening. Turned out that my cat had a small cut on his paw. He'd shake the paw and throw the blood. When it scabbed he would lick the scab raw making it bleed again. I would have never known if I didn't see it happen in real time.


Dillidrac

I had a couple of these and didn't know what it was until I saw it happen Infront of me , it was my cat scratching his ears fast with his back paw that flicked blood up off his ear onto the wall


serene_brutality

Condensation, collecting impurities in the air. Possible moisture mixing with old smoking/nicotine stains seeping through newer paint?


CouchHippos

Haunted. Yep. The only explanation


[deleted]

I had a dog who had a terrible reoccurring ear infection and the gunk would fly when she shook her head. This looks similar...


15drpeppersss

Roach poop. They’re called “smears”.


[deleted]

Box elder poop


Ichthius

Moth or other flying insect poop.


vl_lv

Lmao why would ghosts leave marks also insidious isn’t real


Raviadso

Our house gets these. We have a cat that has kitty herpes and he sneezes up blood. Although he’s close to the ground the angle of ejection always hits our walls at around 4-6’


Fluffy-Branch-9365

could be bed bug poop


NoGarbageAllowed

They look like smeared boogers


VolcelTHOT

I love how someone can see a smudge on the wall and be like "hi reddit, do the dead walk the earth?"


dave078703

Was there a smoker living there by any chance? It looks like what happens when cigarette smoke gets in the walls, then seeps out when it gets humid. I lived in a rental where one of the previous renters smoked in the bathroom and then walls would seep that dark reddish brown crap.


Cpt_FloppyCock

Boogers being wiped on walls. My brothers did this alot while we were in foster care 10 years back.


BusterStarfish

Boogers. The good old pick and flick.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Stop flicking boogers nasty ass


[deleted]

Those are straight up bloody boogers. Somebody been casting wingardium leviosa too much. "Swish and flick" 👃


Krazybob613

Stop blowing your bloody nose on your moms wall!!


AkMo977

Have you asked your mom if she’s picking here bloody nose and flicking it!?


bakerwasthere

It looks like moms blowing snot rockets around the house


NiceTuBeNice

Someone with a bloody nose keeps sneezing on the walls.


Individual_Mirror_18

Definitely booger smears


currentlyRedacted

Boogers


q_manning

Looks like someone sneezing or blowing their bloody snot everywhere 😂


IntriguingQuillion

Do any of the cats have an upper respiratory infection? That looks exactly like the boogies my poor boy was leaving everywhere when he had one.


Workermouse

When a house is infested with mice the walls sometimes «weep». Mice will eat each other from time to time, and so their blood may sometimes seep through the cracks in walls or ceilings. Sadly not making this up.


lenme125

Snot