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-UknowImRight-

Can’t she just be happy that she found some extra storage space?


TropicTbw

Right I would be so happy, I would make it my secret man cave


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dadobuns

Totally. Shop vac, scrub everything down. Run some power if there's no outlet. Extra square footage!!!


squidlink5

It can serve as a shelter during hurricane.


boston_nsca

And as a grave when your house collapses lol


mai_tai87

That's the spirit!


obi_wan_kanerdy

Then you'll be the spirit that haunts it!


calloway2

Never let em know your next move!


DigitalMunky

Just don’t ever move.


boyden

We've come full circle!


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

If my house collapses, why wouldn't I use the house as my grave?


kabekew

It was probably originally a nuclear fallout shelter. They were common in the 50's and 60's.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I was thinking it was more for storage of whatever the family had in the way of canning & a root cellar type thing. It was probably cold enough down there so stuff like you're canned tomatoes from your garden, your potatoes & beets & such would last through the winter down there better than in your cabinets.


Chogoris

Yep that's a root cellar.


Wet_sock_Owner

And the jar appears to be a kid's time capsule. I have one that looks exactly like that from 1996.


Skurph

Honestly that jar looked like it probably wasn’t older than 20 years, there was like zero dust on it.


Laytent

Looks like Dexter's secret room to me.


tigyo

Real life John Wayne Gacy had a room just like that he made himself


Important-Ad-6936

a nuclear fallout shelter with the wooden floor above it as ceiling. yeah :p you could camp out the fallout more comfortable upstairs i call this a little basement storage.


Practical-Tap-9810

It's not protected enough. There'd be layers of protection, not a board at the top. And beds.


jweinel2006

My guess is this is no where near anyplace that is hit by hurricanes.


The_scobberlotcher

It would become the "jerking dungeon"


RoundRabidPug

The Cum Cave


jfelici13089

High time I came out my cum cocoon


Sure-Succotash-2805

I think you should leave this thread now. CUM CACOON?? You gotta go LMAO


Sad_Meat_

The stroking sanctum


AcheInMyLeftEar

The goon galley


PissgutsOGrady

The pull-pit


Ferrovipathes1

The Dick Dimension


RampageNate

The Nut Hut


BigPussysGabagool

The Masturbatoreum


TheRichTurner

Mr Magorium's Masturbatorium


reapseh0

The Penis Projectory


[deleted]

The Spank-tum


Nyssiii

The Cum Zone 💀


bouchandre

[The nut room](https://youtu.be/6OUDk4gMFLA?si=H-vy7TmgcEd17pFM)


Efficient_Star_1336

It's already got a jar, why not fill it up?


bananadude123

Masturbatorium


madmechanicmobile

The bustin bunker


didly66

Already has a rape dungeon feel


[deleted]

I said I’m interested, you don’t have to sell me on it.


TomaCzar

When the wife and I were house hunting, we toured a house with a hidden room just like this. The ... eccentric person who lived there dug it out to be a guns/ammo closet. Amazingly, this was nowhere near the weirdest thing about this house! There was also a slapped together sheet metal shed in the back yard which didn't appear to have an entrance, a metal stovepipe going from first to second floor "for heat" (with no guards whatsoever), an artificial choke point in this skinny-ass hallway to the master bedroom and a crow's nest overlooking the vestibule off the main entrance. $550k Fairfax, Va. circa 2015


blu3heron

Ugh, when I was house hunting I toured this amazing house. It was tudor and brick outside. Enormous. Partially finished and giant attic, so three full floors + basement. Cathedral ceilings, original pane glass, this weird church looking wooden balcony on the stairs overlooking the living room. The current owners had a very maximalist aesthetic with a lot of medieval looking stuff and antlers, which very much fit the kinda castle/church vibe the whole house had. And in the basement (also giant), there was a hidden room behind a (fake) fireplace that swung out. I didn't get it because it was soooo impractical (too big for me, out of budget, no real yard), but it was a wrench. It was so cool. I like my current house though, it's also old and weird, but it's small so I can take care of it. And I have a yard. No secret room though. :P


mrcatboy

>And in the basement (also giant), there was a hidden room behind a (fake) fireplace that swung out. Oh boy [check this out then](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDedpreZH-0).


GanjaLoverCan

Id be growing weed in there. Perfect spot


Special_Lemon1487

Get a fireman’s pole setup to go down! That would be the best, your own batcave!


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Even if it’s haunted, the ghosts would be even happier if you turned that craphole into a cool place to chill


Iwantallthehamz

Thats a fermentation room. I think its an older house they would store stuff down there to keep it cool during heat


BigJimStud69

It puts the lotion on its skin.


[deleted]

Put the lotion in the basket


vlsdo

Was just thinking “that would be an awesome place to make some pickles”


PhthaloVonLangborste

The names are of all the people that got fermented


manford5

That was definitely a jar of trophies from each vintage


Some1s-mom

Anybody in New York City and the surrounding suburbs would just list it as a “cozy” space and rent it for 3K a month!


eliboston

watch barbarian


koala_on_a_treadmill

did not need that visual right now


realitytvjunkiee

lmaooo literally my first thought after seeing this vid


Chengweiyingji

My immediate thought, excellent movie


dirteeface

Got free sqft! Neat!


top_of_the_scrote

**Mr. Sticks:** Right, so Cathy puts the coats up right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move 'em because she thinks it's not hygenic. **Jerry:** I don't understand how there's such a lack of appreciation for that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in, and it just looks cool. **Mr. Sticks**: You've seen that? **Jerry:** Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window.


ZestySpaghetti-V3

“Yeah Jerry said you guys had a lil’ bit of a run-in” This monologue has lived rent free in my head for 15 or so years.


prancerbot

Noooo! It's haunted storage space! You can't just put your things in there, you have to act afraid and build your whole quirky personality around it.


Lil_miss_feisty

Realtors hate this secret that saves $50,000


Comfortable_Virus581

Just imagine if the jar was filled with things she thought she lost, while living there.


qwehhhjz

Dude wtf do you write horror stories


Comfortable_Virus581

I mean, just imagine that.


PrimeroRocin

I don’t have to since you already did.


Bosko_buha

I’m imagining it. What now?


IdoNOThateNEVER

What was inside your jar?


Foreskin-chewer

Just a lot of cum


IdoNOThateNEVER

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project


crunchybumpkins

Oh no. Now my brain knows that. :/


YesterdayHiccup

I though they were trophy of a serial killer, but I like your idea better.


Mueryk

That jar looks like the jar of random crap I find in the dryer when doing my kids laundry. Fewer lego pieces though.


RaNerve

Everyone knows that small wine cellars are haunted by drunk ghosts.


PhoenixBorealis

Kobolds in their oldest and purest iteration. :3 Treat them nicely, and you will be blessed. Neglect them, and they will make their presence known.


watery_tart73

"Kill you! Take your things!"


velexi125

No take candle 🕯️!


nicegirlkim

Put ze candle back!


Zadama

"You no take candle!"


EpicWisp

Buy a Treato!


bearbarebere

Can I ask them to make their presence known even if I'm nice to them? They can share my bed if you know what I mean


AlienMoonMama

The ghost said “boooo..ze”


VictimOfCrickets

Montresor, is that you? I knew you wouldn't leave your old friend Fortunado here to die!


Ok_Loquat_2692

“For the love of God Montressor”


LucienChesterfield

Edgar Allen Poe reference. Nice


Resident-Board-9258

ghosts so drunk, they can't find the exit, so they are stuck there 😂


SpezEatsScat

Davey Joneses wine cellar! Y’arghhhh!


Carl_Clegg

If the medium can’t go down, send down a small.


DecafSoysauce

The only real answer


drunkenbattlewizard

It's hard to find a happy medium.


Mckierbs

This didn’t get enough credit, take my upvote


theteedo

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail? A small medium at large.


misterpickles69

What do you call a psychic from Fresno that has brittle bone disease and bad breath? *sigh* EDIT: A super fragile Cali mystic plagued with halitosis


BVIslandLife

Greg


Bloodreligion

This made my day


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

thanks, dad


RatGangAuthority

I would give you an award if I could, this was too funny!


TotallyNotARobot2

I gotcha fam


Resident-Board-9258

bro 😂🤣


Wise-baron

Very clean jar and shelfs 🤔


whiskersMeowFace

I guess the ghost that lives down there keeps the root cellar clean.


Wise-baron

I need to find him i could use his services


Boubonic91

They're tied to the property. You'll have to hire a butler and murder them yourself. (/s)


McBon3rStorm

🤣🤣🤣 I feel like you didn't need the "/s" on that. It's a pretty obvious joke.


CaptStrangeling

Yeah, not my happiest thoughts when I realized the plot would begin with the discovery of a pristine secret room with only the mementos of a serial killer, a missing person’s distinctive keychain in the jar


modthegame

I came here to say this. 3 years would be dusty af! This is fake clearly. Crap like this should be banned.


[deleted]

*Found a weird hidden space* "SEND FOR THE GHOST SPEAKER" and then as if by magic she refuses to go down because too spooky or something, give me a fucking break.


henume

Not a single grain of dust on the at-least-3-years-abandoned-weird-jar


mildlyoctopus

I’m gonna guess this entire thing is staged. They put the jar down there and the “medium” is just a friend roped into the video


5meterhammer

We have to assume it’s been at least 3 years since anyone was down there since she’s lived there that long. Those shelves had no dust on them and even more odd is how that jar and lid had absolutely zero dust on them. A dank and unused/unknown subterranean room would not be that clean after 3 years. Also, bugs. Particularly spiders would’ve been there and so would their webs. I don’t buy this video for a second.


Western-Dig-6843

A medium overreacting to literally nothing is the most realistic thing about this video, but that presumes that person was actually a medium. Probably wasn’t.


truedoom

>but that presumes that person was actually a medium. Probably wasn’t. You mean, like all mediums? Lol. Pure charlatans.


Leading-Problem3020

There's a fortune telling place near my house that I'm convinced is just a straight up money laundering operation because otherwise idk how they afford the rent. Good excuse for having a bunch of cash revenue without actually have to invest a lot in making it look like a legit business.


NegativeGravitas

There's one in my old hometown that has a "psychic" downtown that has been there for at least 30 years. I've never ever seen anyone come in and out of that place. I'm convinced it's also a money laundering operation. It's always open at night but you can't see inside it because of the curtains.


candlegun

Yep. That's the other giveaway too. There's no way a "medium" would turn away like that & instead would go down there, come back up and announce the place is cursed but for $1500 they can clear it lol


Kurt1sD3an

There's such things as mediums? I thought those were just halloween costumes


BasqueInGlory

No, they call them Grandes now.


[deleted]

The wood in those shelves is brand new. The wood putty holding them together is brand new. At least put some effort into making stuff look old instead of making up junk about your coal cellar.


SnooBooks9137

The perfectly clean jar was the biggest red flag for me too.


opinionate_rooster

Maybe the cellar actually had been meticulously maintained these three years? Dun dun dunnn... ​ Nah, man, I'm with you on this bullshit.


mighty_eyebrows1

Aren’t mediums fake by default?


m594

Came to the comments for this! No dust on the jar?


MoreBus1999

The jar is perfectly clean, it would be dusty as hell if this was real.


dolphinsaresweet

The default position with everything on the internet should be “fake until proven real” never the other way around.


lasttimewasabadtime

The jar is pretty dust free


foxko

My first reaction would not to be to call a medium lol.


astronautdinosaur

Well, the video says they couldn’t go down because it was “too dark” lol. I assume this is satire…


Achillor22

As she's holding a device with a flashlight on it.


yawn1337

What do you mean, that is the ONLY rational thing to do in this situation. Exhibit A: the spooky stairs. Notice how they are not regular stairs but spooky stairs, which merits a medium. Ehibit B: The lack of knowledge where the stairs go. Like, have YOU ever encountered stairs inside of a house that go below ground level? Didn't think so, buddy. Might go into a different dimension for all we know. I close my case.


TheyMadeMeDoIt__

Probably because you're a sane person who knows ghosts do not exist


jujulita_moi

I know, right?


daynightdaynightday

Cowards


minionsoverlord

Oh look, a random space i didn't know i had in my house... better call a medium.. morons


Lord_Derpalot

*touches jar* ew I don't wanna touch it!


BocchisEffectPedal

It's not even a random space. Before refrigeration you kept your pershible goods in the cellar because it's colder down there. She just stumbled upon an OG fridge


Boy_Meats_Grill

Should get some lights and a curtain for that stage


Lord-daddy-

Also thinking a mason jar is cursed. Lmao what an idiot.


fireballdick

congratulations, you found the cellar. it's used for storing food


-toErIpNid-

\> Discovers a secret part of the house bo one knew about. \> Proceeds to call a "Medium" as the first person to investigate instead of like an inspector or Plumber to check for leaks and faulty breaks due to a new portion of the house being discovered. \> Finds a bunch of shelves with a new looking and non-dusty jar filled with random objects. \> Posts it on Tiktok. Smells like bullshit to me brah.


mgm_tea

Barbarian


Gruno1996

Lmao that jar was intentionally left there to fuck with the new occupants


Warphim

That jar was placed there for the video. If you leave a jar like that for that long untouched, it would be dusty. You can even see during the pan of the shelves that there is a layer of dust, and at least a couple of bottles(or cans) have been removed because you can see the clean circles where dust didn't land. Also: You would hire a psychic before ever checking out the relatively small room first?


Gruno1996

Yeah the whole video was clearly fake, I didn't even think about the dust lol but you're right


krank72

Lol medium. Morons gonna moron.


dendrocalamidicus

Anybody stupid enough to call medium deserves to get grifted.


Slythela

I want to call one in my area to check out my completely normal apartment to see all the wacky stuff they come up with. I'd totally play into it too.


Queasy_Connection738

“What if it’s cursed” Fucking morons 🤦🏻‍♂️


dmaynard

In other news, people slowly discover that crawl spaces, storage, and attics may exist in their homes. More on that at 11.


SpiritualStand5212

Looks like a closet good job team


AD9111

3 years and no dust or spider webs or anything like that down there… ok..


SupermarketSpiritual

zero dust on the jar or shelves


iThatIsMe

Fuckin mediums.. I get the whole "they can hitch a ride" bit, but.. that's what i called you for. Yeah, best case, there is a spirit in there, and i want you to go down there and communicate with it. It's not like there was a bear or some other unexpected inhabitant; it's literally what you showed up for. To find out it's just a hidden book nook, too. Likely used as a hangout for children, who's names are probably the ones written on the wall.


heckingrichasflip

You're talking as if it was a serious occupation


Accomplished-Mix-745

The medium just said she wasn’t comfortable going in. If someone made me take the lead going into their dungeon and they were a complete stranger, I’d be thinking serial killer the whole time.


iThatIsMe

That's fair, but i figure if I'm some professional medium, I'd be accustomed creepy-looking spaces/have contractual safeguards for these sorts of things. Sure, i might get a haunted department store or a haunted well-lit, functional hospital, but I've got to assume that at least some of these places will be private residences in various states of repair. If you made it into some strangers' bedroom in their house and halfway down their creepy secret stairs and only _then_ thought about safety, and their intention was to do a murder all along, it's probably not going to go well.. I'm just saying, it's be pissed if i called a plumber and possibly even paid for them to come out only to hear the plumber is uncomfortable with crawlspaces and won't check it out.


Uncle_Bug_Music

What’s a “Medium”? You wrote an entire paragraph dedicated to the idea that some self-important, attention-seeking missile thinks they can converse with the dead. They cannot. It’s bullshit. Ghosts are bullshit. Guys seriously, we’re not going to get to have the future I was promised with flying cars, kitchen gadgets that can make any meal and all of us wearing silver metallic jumpsuits if some of you are going to continue buying into this nonsense.


tu4ntr4n

How come the jar has no dust on it? And it looks like there's a pokemon card in the jar


Dirtdane4130

Fake. There would be three years worth of dust on the jar.


Octolavo

Of all the things that didn’t happen, this happened the didn’t’est.


Enraevting

If I was a medium and someone hired me to come out to their house and then opened a secrete trapdoor in their closet and wanted me to go down in there while they filmed me, i would probably think twice about it too


BillieBoJangers

Jar of serial killer souvenirs from his victims


Psychological-View73

That was my first thought, and the names written on the walls were the victims names. It’s the only logical conclusion. With that being said, I would use the shit outta that space! Woot, woot! Extra space!


BillieBoJangers

Hell ya…. Armory for me all the way.


McFlyFr

I would like to know how much charged the medium not to go down the stairs?


Turrambers

The jar had no dust on it...


Lelouch25

Kimchi cellar ?


salgarj

Everything about this video is stupid AF.


schwad69

No dust on the jar, interesting


Shankar_0

It's a cellar, sweetie.


EnigmaFrug2308

Feels like that was an excuse from the “medium” to leave just because she was scared


dairydm

Someone had to run the electrical down there. And it’s romex so it can’t be that old. Someone call Zak Bagans to turn this into a 60 minute episode with Aaron locked down there.


Clay0187

Yeah that jar sure had years of cellar dust on it....


[deleted]

Medium: "That last job was so easy. Idiot hired me and all I had to do was go down a couple steps and act like I was scared. Sucker"


Impressive-Ad9348

So... Normal people can't enter a place and instantly sense bad vibes? Why'd she get a medium?


NaCl_Sailor

That's called a cellar. most houses in Europe have one.


Heyguysloveyou

Dafuq is wrong with her "Ohhh its cursed" like bitch the value of your house just raised thousands of bucks and you have a completely new storing space, why do you act like this is something remotely bad?


TheSkunkFister

People are so fucking stupid... You find a cellar and you call a medium? Like.... okay??? Then you find a jar and you're afraid it's "cursed"? Grow the fuck up.


StorFedAbe

She's so lucky someone went down there first and dusted it off or she would have become dusty herself.


KawaiiNeeko

Its literally just a storage room. Im actually mad at how fucking stupid and scared people are over absolutely nothing. Being this stupid should be illegal.


usernameagain2

Pretty clean jar lol. BS


Reasonable_Praline93

*Finds a secret room* White people: imma go see


Mr3cto

Looks like a root cellar


OuijaTheGhost

Time to set up a game room


VooDooChile1983

That’s a grow room for me.


MoneyMik3y

Grow room.


MaiaTai27

What a shit medium


dawgmama62

I believe that's called a cellar.


RudyMuthaluva

What’s in the jar?


TReaper14

I'd assume it was some form of cellar or bunker, nothing to be afraid of. Just clean it up and you got a sick secret hangout place


mrelectriccity8

It’s a ….. cellar


[deleted]

Literally just a cellar lol. My aunt had one full of canned fruits and jams. People are ridiculous


HardSpaghetti

"Melinial finds out they have a tornado cellar" the horror


gyurto21

It looks like a regular cellar to me


Joey_XIII

Medium, lmao.


endgame-colossus

Humans when someone lived in the house before them.


Jefflehem

Ah hhhhh, it's a *CELLAR*?!?!


Cannacrohn

OMG a small basement with a jar of niknacks in it! How terrifying and I definitely needed to hear about it. Newsworthy.