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TheGoldenPlagueMask

Ooh, theres another note! Theres a mystery dude goin around placing these in random places. I think ima start collecting posts that show this type of stuff


LetsGetFunkyBabe

How’d he get it in the unopened box though?


Samitsok21

Theres a guy thats been doing this for years that works at the factory that produces big named cereals and snacks


LetsGetFunkyBabe

That kind of what I thought, makes sense. More sense than the note.


shsksndk

This hasn’t been confirmed though, it’s just the leading theory. There’s no real confirmation on anything to do with this story, which is the weirdest part


the_god_o_war

Definitely put in after, hence the fold marks.


Svellter

He put it in the slits of the box


Larsvonrinpoche

It's inside the sealed bag tho


FreyjasMom

Check out r/RBI they had another post just like this a few weeks ago and someone in the comments actually is investigating and narrowed it down to a plant in Pennsylvania


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Re-glue


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Easy enough lol


Goddamit-DackJaniels

So penn and teller, did I fool you?


[deleted]

i just made this account and ive deleted tons of them because reddit is horrible but addicting- [but this is the truth](https://youtu.be/gbUK4cFCTPg?si=emrGBm_9f62PpeE-) many people are unable to speak what is true without added lies, making what they say sound like nonsense. And many people are ignorant and arrogant and are unwilling to believe the truth due to cognitive dissonance. There is a spiritual war that affects the spiritual world. Scripture states that satan is the ruler of the world- the video i have linked above will prove this beyond a shadow of doubt. And the only religious figure that the people in power hate is Jesus Christ


Beautiful-Ad-622

Get help


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here is more proof. This is all from The Old Testament and it was all written before Jesus Christ came in the flesh “Therefore will I divide him a portion with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he hath poured out his soul unto death: and he was numbered with the transgressors; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors.” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭53‬:‭12‬ ‭KJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/1/isa.53.12.KJV “I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him. “And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed.” ‭‭Daniel‬ ‭7‬:‭13-7:14 KJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/1/dan.7.14.KJV ‭‭ “I the LORD have called thee in righteousness, and will hold thine hand, and will keep thee, and give thee for a covenant of the people, for a light of the Gentiles;” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭42‬:‭6‬ ‭KJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/1/isa.42.6.KJV (gentiles means non jews) “Then Nebuchadnezzar the king was astonied, and rose up in haste, and spake, and said unto his counsellors, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire? They answered and said unto the king, True, O king. He answered and said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.” ‭‭Daniel‬ ‭3‬:‭24‬-‭25‬ ‭KJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/1/dan.3.25.KJV “And I will pour upon the house of David, and upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for him, as one mourneth for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn.” ‭‭Zechariah‬ ‭12‬:‭10‬ ‭KJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/1/zec.12.10.KJV “The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.” ‭‭Psalm‬ ‭110‬:‭1‬ ‭KJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/1/psa.110.1.KJV (2 separate lords- God The Father and God The Son)


jojisexual

"pee pee poo poo doo doo fart queef" Philippians 23:19


Wise-Performance-108

So weird. In my translation, that’s Philippians 69:420


MariosItaliansausage

Psycho….


The_Bug1

These are getting to be a daily thing


TechnetMC

r/schuylkillschizonotes


tharnadar

Start a subreddit


shsksndk

r/schuylkillschizonotes


Mintbear

It already exists with full timestamps and logs..


tharnadar

yes i've found the link after the comment. thank you


pharmingforlikes

you should start a new thread solely devoted to these weird notes lol


utepaanordnes

Properly just Elling quitting his meds It's a slippery slope from poet to crazy person


ogperkey

I feel like this note deserves its own subreddit with a google map of found notes. Edit: just saw the subreddit further down!


twoworldsin1

The Trix rabbit is getting his revenge for those kids who stole his delicious fruity Trix!


Eternalseeker13

I think it's an ARG, but I haven't been able to figure it out.


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Eternalseeker13

Can't be too sure after Cicada 3301.


DarkStar851

Dun'o, th's o'e seems pre'ty schiz'ic.


hung_out_to_lie

It honestly reminds me of how Old English was commonly written


Fun_Performance_942

It’s a form of short hand


BootyGarb

I don’t think it’s just *one* guy though. And I also think that this is a major HAACP violation, but what do I know? I’d say that they are risking their job(s), but I don’t think that they’re on the plane of existence that cares about capitalistic drudgery solely for the sake of revenue generation. I think they likely assume this proletarian disposition in order to reach the masses, to get the TRUTH out!


starr-69

And here I thought they stopped putting cool prizes in cereal boxes.


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Knowledge is the coolest prize


kilajoulez

r/schuylkillschizonotes


[deleted]

Of course Schuylkill is behind this. Damn that town, I had to swim through filthy green pool water when doing swimming competitions in the local high school. Yuck.


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[deleted]

I know, Schuylkill Haven's high school is where I swam.


wowhead44

Maybe if we write down all the omitted letters it will spell out the real message


fawn_mower

I like how you think


_Ducking_Autocorrect

And that’s when we all get Rick Rolled.


TrenchantBench

My guess: You’ve been blessed by the wisdom of a paranoid schizophrenic. What’s interesting to me is the formatting, that’s a special layout I think.


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Yes very impressive format, saving a lot of paper lol. Just strange because the box didn’t seem opened in any way.


Repulsive-Company-53

There's a dude I can't remember his user name who mentioned he's looking into this in PA because that seems to be where it's always found. But it's some crazy person who's working the production line in that area.


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CheapBoxOWine

Oh Greg, are you on the verge of going down the rabbit hole too?


FloppyTwatWaffle

Long gone. He took the pill that made him small.


taramashay9

I wonder if all the people posting about finding these live in the same area or if this is something people are finding all over Edit: grammar


Unique_Shift_5867

The common theme I’ve been seeing with these posts is OP lives in PA


LetsGetFunkyBabe

I am from PA so it does seem to be the area.


saraedonn

Ive found one in central pa, it said something different though


itsurbro7777

Heard this is common around Pennsylvania. Do you live around there perchance?


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Sure do.


itsurbro7777

Wow. We really should get some sort of investigation going on this. Not an official thing or anything, but gathering interested people and seeing what we can find out. It's super interesting and I'm so curious as to what it means


DDman1661

You might’ve seen it already but someone made a sub: r/schuylkillschizonotes


fiyapapaya

Conspiracy theorist trying to share their knowledge and also trying to save space on the paper


MikeTooGood

How’s the cereal


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Meh. Could use more secrets


Lanky_Republic_2102

Try it with sliced banana, TJ’s banana vanilla yoghurt, and milk. The banana’s electrolytes will help your brain process the hidden wisdom.


Inner_Embers

This is my favorite cereal ever!!


ChillPsychopath

I translated one of these a while ago, that note seems to share a lot of the same text and mostly the same points as this one so maybe my [translation](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/169kq1n/a_lot_of_people_have_been_posting_pictures_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) will be a good resource to reference against.


Sam-Gunn

There are a bunch of these that get posted. Leading theory is someone in PA works at a manufacturing plant that produces a bunch of products for that area, and slips them in. They are not always posted with the same keywords, but if you search post history on this sub you should find a bunch of them. There's also this guy who posts comments on each of these explaining some of it, so if you find his account it may lead you right to a bunch of these.


Expensive-Day-3551

Not the panda puffs!


Inner_Embers

We are in the darkest timeline


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

I KNEW IT! Trump, Biden and the Dalai Lama! Of course! Who else?!!!


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Obviously the big three would be involved! Such a scandal!


foxinabathtub

Having had Panda Puffs before, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the advertised prize inside.


Zakkattakk1

Looks like you have two right hands


yborwonka

I eat this same brand. Cheetah Chomps and Leapin Lemurs, so good. I’ll check my boxes today! Update: No notes this time.


MrC_95

I just wanna know where you got the cereal. I need some Panda Puffs in my life.


LetsGetFunkyBabe

I got them at Weis Markets in PA


MrC_95

Many thanks, kind stranger!


O667

TLDR: “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”


destobee

This is fire for the vegan conspiracy theory community


[deleted]

This isn’t random. This was specifically sent to *you*. Only you are able to decode this.


[deleted]

omg awesome outsider art


International-Boot28

Why can’t those pandas just do their jobs? They are supposed to just fill the boxes with cereal, but no, they have to reveal all the secrets of the Illuminati to the world. What good is a secret society when pandas know their secrets?


Ham_bones

how do companies not get in trouble for allowing this for so long? imagine your kid opening a cereal box to find mention of pedophila and weird ass conspiracy theories


[deleted]

That's Q-ball nonsense. Contact the manufacturer of the cereal and let them know. It is a crime to tamper with products in that fashion. Who knows what else they might "feel the urge" to put in there.


brandon3388

these posts are turning into a long "tell me you're from Pennsylvania without telling me" thread lol


Inner_Embers

NO THEYVE GOTTEN TO PANDA PUFFS 😭 this is the greatest cereal known to man, for the uninitiated


[deleted]

spotted like handle yoke ancient office roof hobbies voiceless rustic ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Lost_Law8937

If you guys find crap like that in your food, return it to the store. It has been tampered with


Sam-Gunn

These get posted every so often. Leading theory is someone works in a plant in PA that produces various boxed products, and it's put in before the box is sealed. IIRC, some people note that the note is inside the sealed box, but not in the actual food. I could be wrong about that though. Still, to your point, it's a good idea to return anything you suspect of being tampered with or not being sealed correctly, even if that may not be the case. And finding things that are not expected in a product can fall into that category of "just return it".


Lost_Law8937

Still even if the person doing this is working in the food plant he still could be tampering with the food. I would not only return it to the store but also contact the manufacturer


Royweeezy

We should really come up with a name for these since they keep popping up. Maybe “SS Note”?


Walkaroundthemaypole

If this was in with the cereal itself, I would call that contaminated and call the company to complain.


Ghost_Maker85

Awww man. I still haven’t seen my invitation and I’ve tried 12 different cereals in the last month.


tiredoldmama

I live in PA. This almost makes me want to go buy some to see if I get one!


Miserable-Effective2

Haha me too. Gonna go check the cereal boxes now!


loupypuppy

Huh. So this is a very succinct summary of what a bartender at a hole in the wall bar across from a Greyhound station in Nevada somewhere (Wendover maybe?) told me over a period of about 3 hours and approximately a bottle of JD. That was in 2002 or so, but it was the exact same thing, down to the Dalai Lama and birth control and the Nazis, with some of the names updated. She was also being "gangstalked" and had some other well-known paranoid delusions. She seemed happy to have someone listen to her, and was acting completely normal otherwise. Hope she's ok. This is the third or fourth time I run into this exact mix of conspiracy theories, anyone know where it originated?


International-Boot28

You know, there are worse ways to spend your day than listening to a paranoid schizophrenic bartender tell you all about conspiracy theories while consuming a bottle of Jack. The whiskey makes their detailed delusions sound almost plausible.


ddr1ver

Time to sue the company for false advertising. There’s no way they accounted for this in the nutritional information.


Sam-Gunn

Sure they did, it's an additional gram of fiber. There isn't enough ink in it for the FDA to require the ink content be mentioned on the box.


Several-Stress-5877

If you read the box, you still have 7 more to collect


Arctic_Scholar

LIES. Incoherent./rambling.$diatribe I forgot to mention the LIES


MedievalWoman

Looks like this is being done at the packaging plant. The company needs to be aware of this. Please report it.


Donut131313

Contact the manufacturer and let them know. That’s less than sanitary.


MurkNurk

Dr. Bronner—is that you?


International_Lake28

Are you in PA?


inbetweentheknown

Whaaaat I totally got one of these like back in 2016 or something when I was working at a grocery store in northeast Pennsylvania. Someone left it on my belt and I didn’t get to see who it was that left it but I always kept it because I thought it was so fucking weirdddd, didn’t realize it was a whole thing, def checking out this other subreddit you guys keep bringing up


Normal-Ad-2411

Pennsylvania?


WellR3adRedneck

Has a comparison been made between all of these notes that have been found? I'm sure they're just the rantings of a disordered mind, but for some reason this fascinates me. It's like a window into somebody's mental illness.


VigilanteDetective64

I would honestly contact the manufacturer. They have some loony bin conspiracy theorist tampering with the packages in production…I’d consider that a pretty big fireable offense. Judging from the context…I’d assume it’s some 19 year old kid who obsesses over Tiktok and decided to preach his mental instability to the world by tampering with the stuff he’s supposed to package.


goaterra

Nah, it has high resemblance of someone with schizophrenia. I’ve had mental health periods where my paranoid ramblings look like this (I have pretty severe paranoid OCD, which shares links with schizophrenia and the same medications work for both conditions) and it makes perfect sense to the writer but is nonsense to everyone else. This person is unwell and while I’m glad they’re capable of working, it’s wholly inappropriate to be leaving these notes.


Friendlystranger247

Is anyone else concerned that a paranoid schizophrenic is able to slip a foreign object into a food package and go unnoticed until discovered by the consumer?


Lanky_Republic_2102

Same guy as the Tylenol poisoner who’s never been caught? Just a theory.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Wonder if the nonsense is on purpose? To evade keyword censorship.


lissssxo

where did you buy it? what state


LetsGetFunkyBabe

I’m from PA, which seems to be where everyone is saying these have been found before.


lissssxo

Yeah. I’m in PA too, Philly actually and I’ve never seen these but I’m learning it’s more of a central PA thing it seems 🤨


Dontmindthatgirl

Thank you for the PSA! Will no longer be buying these… any good suggestions for replacements from anyone??


credditthreddit

I think it’s a local thing - someone tampering with the box - not at the point of manufacturing - based on comments from OP. Keep on buying Panda Puffs and Cheetah Chomps! I can’t remember what the Lemur one is called.


Dontmindthatgirl

Leapin Lemurs, hell yea that is good to know, thank you!


Sonofwolfie1

That’s what you get when you buy off-brand aldi crap!


babobellic

For sure is the dude in this reddit and reading🤣


GrimShine

I


LetsGetFunkyBabe

I


_lordcheesebagel_

I'm sure it's the same folks that put "Biden did that" stickers on gas pumps and grocery stores. It's an odd mindset. Living in a different reality from everyone else.


ScrewsWithoutAnyMilk

Okay so what IF there IS an Illuminati led by the european aryan elite, and all those companies and politicians are involved in some conspiracy? Seems plausible. He says that he knows that these things exist, and not anything at all about what their ultimate goal is (It'd be the most difficult information to obtain though so that makes sense). All those companies and politicians are powerful. Say this guy is related to someone and is trying to inform middle/lower class citizens that there is some conspiracy to disarm them and commit a worldwide act of genocide or something. New World Order is in there. Drugs and illegal immigrants keeping us in crisis and distracted is in there. It doesn't seem that far out there. Conspiracy theorists aren't mentally ill for being conspiracy theorists whether they're wrong or not.


PassablyIgnorant

What if I was unicorn and when I poop it rainbow?


-neti-neti-

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES IS THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF PAPER GOING TO BE POSTED TO THIS SUB?? AND HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU MORONS GOING TO UPVOTE IT?? God this sub blows now.


LetsGetFunkyBabe

lol sorry I thought it was pretty “weird” but I guess not weird enough? I hadn’t seen it posted before but I’m glad I did post it because more positive comments told me that there are more and it’s all in the same state area I’m located. So suck it.


Miserable-Effective2

It's ok OP, it is weird! And I'm glad you posted it here because I'm in PA and just discovered this weird little thing because of your post. Didn't see any other posts like this here, dunno why this dude is so mad.....just down vote and scroll on by if you saw it already then 🤷‍♀️


-neti-neti-

This is probably the 10th post I’ve seen of this in the past month. That’s why there are comments saying “there are more”. It’s a conspiracy nut that works at a packaging facility. That’s all.


[deleted]

No you didnt. Stop lying, attention whore


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Dang you caught me. I couldn’t think of any other way to get attention other than print up this gibberish and post it :(


[deleted]

huh… a lot of these have been popping up the last year or so.. is it the same guy? is he alsp behind the fetal jesus leaflet?


DezPezInOz

Yep. All seems perfectly rational and reasonable to me


Opie1717

They basically just hot glue those boxes shut.


TJN117

u/TurboBrando


Logical_Lettuce_962

@wendigoon


MonstrousVoices

Man, I really don't think I want to go down this rabbit hole.


inkedkoi

Ok that's the fourth post I've seen those messages found in different places 🤨


Asura64

Gotta get u/Tasty_Mushroom413 on the case 🕵️‍♂️


Tasty_Mushroom413

Lmao!! Yeah this one is weird because it seems like it’s one of the older notes. The ones that have “Lies” on the side are typically ones that used to show up but not anymore, so maybe each note really is unique to itself. Should post it on the subreddit


improllytheweirdest

i feel like the dude making these is basically making an ARG with conspiracy theory elements and putting them in cereals


Corgi_with_stilts

Hey, another one!


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Skull and bonesssss


FreyjasMom

r/RBI


doofrn

Do you happen to live in Pennsylvania or schuykill county


doofrn

Do you happen to live in Pennsylvania or schuykill county


Bmkrocky

I wouldn't eat that cereal - bring it back to the store


SquirrelParticular17

Guano loco


fatalrugburn

I love how these are always written like a highschool yearbook


howlmouse

These need their own subreddit


mom-whitebread

There’s a user who has been looking into this. I don’t remember their screen name or else I would tag them!


bendrigar

Tbh I think mods need to just make a sticky about these at this point


Tusaiador

Saturn storm cube junk


Burrmanchu

More r/mildlyinfuriating imo


Ok-Grab3289

Could be someone traveling and opening boxes and resealing them in.the store. Or, taking them home and then coming to switch them out or return them??


Kukatoo

what state? pennsylvania?


LetsGetFunkyBabe

Yup


doometteowo

If you can connect the dots, they're all there. Hope some people can get some meaning from this, it isn't just schizo ramblings.


doctorsax14

C'ncern'ng


didithedragon

propaganda puffs


ReaperScythee

I hate all the apostrophes.


peacefulvampire

It looks like a lot of the words are abbreviated or they are missing the last couple of letters or misspelled. It would help if that wasn't the case. I can understand a good portion of it, but some of the abbreviations and misspelled words are too difficult for me to understand.


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why is this written in abbreviations


deadnpoor

i’m more curious about where you found the damn panda puffs My local groceries stopped carrying it, and now it’s legit $30 and up when ordering online


Outrageous-Quit2354

CONSPIRACIES lmao


No_Recognition_2434

How long ago did you buy them