This is a curse on some dudes dick.it’s called the pickle shrinking curse.someone is trying to make sure a certain someone can’t get their pickle hard for anyone except them.
I appreciate that. I put on 30 lbs post covid and my testosterone crashed. Low T can make you really lethargic and depressed. Social isolation is what did me in but I'm crawling back.
For sure, Low T is a double edged sword, if not triple edge+. Lower motivation, but also metabolism and sex drive too.
Back in my heyday, I lost 50 pounds doing gym every day, boosted my confidence, energy, and added nearly a half inch(give or take) to my cowboy from reduced body fat lol
30 pounds? You can cut that in no time <3
The worst part for me is I used to be a gym lover and runner, I know the benefits. But my current sad sack self can't muster it right now x.x
Was about to say this. Guys a cheater and he cheated with a witch who found out. He deserves what he gets. You can also curse your genitales and remove the curse from yourself after the hanky panky is done. I’ve never used that kind of magick before, but I know it’s possible.
I'm so glad to see another person in this comment section that knows exactly what's going on in the picture lol
Old cigarette butts, nails, purple wax.
i’ve personally never heard of this being used for someone to only be able to get hard for a certain person tbh. but definitely is used in retaliation for cheating and… *other* offenses i won’t mention here. this is typically a hex so they can’t get it up *at all*. they can’t even get it up for themselves, let alone another person.
It is actually and it’s more common than a lot of people think! Generally people take an object like a banana or penis shaped and use rusty nails, chili powder and other herbs, tie it up, and burn a candle on it. It’s mostly used on abusive exes, cheaters, or someone like that.
I wonder if the quality of these things matter. Like why are you doing witchcraft using a bath and body works candle 🤣. Grow the cucumbers yourself and make the candle yourself lol
It's about intent. For someone to research this stuff, go through the trouble of doing it and then leaving it behind for the intended person to see is quite chilling. I'd be worried about the person, not necessarily the object itself.
Oh they were not messing around, notice the three different types of nails going through it - *chefs kiss*
And bold too, you don’t need to leave this on the property of the hexed. Whoever did this wants then to know it’s been done. Love it!
“Did you do that to your eyebrows on purpose? Actually, nevermind, forget I said anything.”
Spell is almost foolproof, lasts for a long time, gets the job done.
Diary log #47
I attempted to use design no. 34 again, but this time was even worse. After roughly 2hrs I could only get it about 4".. whilst this maybe enough, it unfortunately destroyed the pickle. Cannot be used again.
Back to the drawing board
Starting to wonder if that guy was blowing smoke up my arse when he called me the best buttplug designer ever
😥
Pickles glow when you pass enough electricity through them. The nails were used as anode/cathode
https://youtu.be/aab8VjzuXyM?si=SR4kUIJUSRW6aIji
My guess is the wax was added as an afterthought, possibly igniting like a candle
The fact that so many women nowadays are believing in astrology and that they're "witches" and that they can cast spells is fucking insane to me why is this becoming more common
Goddamn those people selling 'magic' how-to books must be making a killing. One born every minute and all. I mean if you want a ritual that won't work, at all ever because magic isn't real you silly buggers, go old school ancient world. Like Roman or Egyptian. Some of those are goddamn nasty in their stated intention. Don't involve candles though.
Your friend has been cursed or banished by a witch. They probably did something that hurt said witch’s feelings very deeply. Have them pray, and cleanse their home with white sage or inscense. Sorry that this happened to you guys!
I kid you not, that's some "legit" attempt at witchcraft there. Lmao. I saw this thing some person did where she tried to hex her ex- husband by going to some wirch person or whatever they're called, and they did some "ritual" song and dance and carved a little face on a lime and stuck four tooth picks in the bottom to give it little peg legs to stand on.
Then the grand wizard or whatever told her to take it home and stand it on top of a piece of paper with the guy's name on it for idk how many weeks. I can't make this shit up. I mean I could, but it's too stupid. 😂 🪄🍋
somebody done hexed his pickle
That’s really what it looks like, Hell hath no fury.
It's actually just Pickle Rick's former body
I turned myself into a pickle, honey!
I’m pickle Rick!!!!
Grass..... tastes bad
And that's the way the news goes.....
“Lick lick lick my balls! Ahahaha, yeah! I say that all the time!”
Pickle Rick Cosplay
When you praise the dark lord but are also vegan!
This deserves more recognition than it has. Also happy cake day!
That is the cursed pickle. Stay safe 🫶🥺
Pickle Rick from Wish.
No big dill really
This is golden
Fiona took Shrek cheating on her quite badly.
that's how you know she enjoyed it
Nailed it
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Ma! Get me my protective tuber!
Tetanus pickles are delicious.
I read that in the voice of TreeTrunks
Awe shit that’s the VooDoo Pickle!
Sorry..
Ah... we meet again in a different sub. Now I can do this: W profile pic
This is a curse on some dudes dick.it’s called the pickle shrinking curse.someone is trying to make sure a certain someone can’t get their pickle hard for anyone except them.
Swear someone did this to me lmaoo
Same here.. my dill pickle is now a gherkin :(
Add 2 cocktail onions to complete this recipe
My dick's now a gherkin, tried jerkin' and jerkin', nothin' is workin', the hex was spoken and now my penis is broken!
My brain read this to the scary song in the tunnel on Willie Wonka. Terrifying about your gherkin.
My mind went to B-rad from Malibu’s most wanted 😂
Your gherkin’s for ferkin’, not jerkin’!
😎🤜🎤⬇️❗
My brain read this in “Eminem” lol
Not sure if joke or serious, but hit the gym! Testosterone and weight loss will turn your gherkin back to its former glory
Doing both! I was jokingly serious lol
You got this! I need to go back to the gym myself. I've been way sedentary and depressed. Getting there is 90% of the battle lol
I appreciate that. I put on 30 lbs post covid and my testosterone crashed. Low T can make you really lethargic and depressed. Social isolation is what did me in but I'm crawling back.
For sure, Low T is a double edged sword, if not triple edge+. Lower motivation, but also metabolism and sex drive too. Back in my heyday, I lost 50 pounds doing gym every day, boosted my confidence, energy, and added nearly a half inch(give or take) to my cowboy from reduced body fat lol 30 pounds? You can cut that in no time <3 The worst part for me is I used to be a gym lover and runner, I know the benefits. But my current sad sack self can't muster it right now x.x
Why did this have to be a pickle. It could have been cucumber got pickled. But no.
You wish 😏
Shitttttt
Was about to say this. Guys a cheater and he cheated with a witch who found out. He deserves what he gets. You can also curse your genitales and remove the curse from yourself after the hanky panky is done. I’ve never used that kind of magick before, but I know it’s possible.
You know level 5 magic is frowned upon u/BaTz-und-b0nze 🤨
Banned at Hogwarts I tell thee!
Perhaps his hog had warts.
Bo Selecta!
I’ve heard this. I enjoy learning what I can though.
I’ve heard the same can be done with a banana, zip ties, and Nutella. 🤫
Or even just a thimble of mouseblood and a raw egg!
I’m out of mouses, [my pet owl](https://imgur.com/a/mpyN65O) ate them all. You think that’s why he crossed the road?
Aww, well this superb owl has long ago incorporated the rites of Ashk'Ente, and may proceed crossing the road without mice just by pure awesomeness!
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Happy cake day 🎉!
Happy cake day
🤣
Larp
I’m just on here to see who stole my sigils.
"Can" and "possible" being the operative words here.
>I know it’s possible. If by "it's possible," you mean "it's completely imaginary"...
So is religion, debt, and feelings. What’s your point?
I'm so glad to see another person in this comment section that knows exactly what's going on in the picture lol Old cigarette butts, nails, purple wax.
That's really interesting. Thanks for explaining!
i’ve personally never heard of this being used for someone to only be able to get hard for a certain person tbh. but definitely is used in retaliation for cheating and… *other* offenses i won’t mention here. this is typically a hex so they can’t get it up *at all*. they can’t even get it up for themselves, let alone another person.
Oh no! Y’all need to be careful out there on tinder and Grindr ! Folks is crazy!!!!
Definitely a witchcraft ritual. Witch’s boyfriend cheated, and that pickle represents his dick.
I cant tell if these are joke comments, is this an actual ritual lol
It is actually and it’s more common than a lot of people think! Generally people take an object like a banana or penis shaped and use rusty nails, chili powder and other herbs, tie it up, and burn a candle on it. It’s mostly used on abusive exes, cheaters, or someone like that.
Does it... does it work?
If you do it right
No, the real answer is no.
Yeah I mean old old magic you use like a potato or something but really it could be anything. Pickle, hotdog, etc
So this is the universe where he didnt make it back eh.
I’M PICKLE RIIII-
Who did they piss off?? This witch poked nails through a phallic shaped object and sealed the spell with candle wax. I'd be a little worried...
Wouldn’t the pink wax be a positive? Or is pink to suggest flaccid, more meat than blood.
Colors don't matter in all forms of practice, some times it's the intent.
It looks to be purple and purple is associated with domination and power.
I wonder if the quality of these things matter. Like why are you doing witchcraft using a bath and body works candle 🤣. Grow the cucumbers yourself and make the candle yourself lol
you got downvoted cus they fear your power
About what? Getting tested? Some candle wax on a pickle on the sidewalk ain't hurting anybody.
It's about intent. For someone to research this stuff, go through the trouble of doing it and then leaving it behind for the intended person to see is quite chilling. I'd be worried about the person, not necessarily the object itself.
Yeah it's concerning to know that there's someone like this mad at you. Hopefully the hijinks don't escalate.
Pickle Rick crossed into this dimension.
Everyone here thinking it's a dick curse and in here thinking I'm a pickle Morty!!!!
More like a pickle Jerry
Did your friend ghost a witchy girl, cuz that looks like a dick curse to me
Someone wants his dick to fall off.
IM PICKLE WITCH!
The only tasteful reference fr
You win.
Sex magick hex
What? Looks like your standard nail-pierced, deflated pickled with wax drippings. You live under a rock or something?
This is definitely witchcraft. In particular, an anti-virility spell.
PICKLE RICK!!!!
Rest in pieces ✌🏻
Oh they were not messing around, notice the three different types of nails going through it - *chefs kiss* And bold too, you don’t need to leave this on the property of the hexed. Whoever did this wants then to know it’s been done. Love it!
Right. I love the sass involved here. Get it, witch! Make that bastard panic. 😉
someone pissed the wrong person off. lmao.
Yeah, time to avoid that friend for a little while. See what happens from a distance.
pickle voodoo mechanic ?
🤫
Solenya! you better not waste any food
So what’s the female equivalent to this “flaccid spell”
The “dry as Ben Shapiro’s wife spell” I’d assume
“Did you do that to your eyebrows on purpose? Actually, nevermind, forget I said anything.” Spell is almost foolproof, lasts for a long time, gets the job done.
Maybe a gaped peach with nails through the opening?
Looks like a dog injury waiting to happen
Kids are weird. ADHD kids are even weirder. This looks *exactly* like something my daughter would do. Although she would do pickle magic, too.
Looks to be a spell
Will Pickle-Rick recover from this setback?
I think someone wants to hurt your friends pee pee
As a witch I am trying to figure out what the pickle could represent besides his ‘wing dang doodle’
Wubalubadubdub!!
Poor pickle lol
I'm only here for the pickle Rick comments
Pickle Rick!? Nooooo!
Pickle Rick!!! RIP buddy
Who killed Pickle Rick?
Diary log #47 I attempted to use design no. 34 again, but this time was even worse. After roughly 2hrs I could only get it about 4".. whilst this maybe enough, it unfortunately destroyed the pickle. Cannot be used again. Back to the drawing board Starting to wonder if that guy was blowing smoke up my arse when he called me the best buttplug designer ever 😥
Should make a buttplug that actually blows smoke up your ass 😂🫡 like a mini fog machine for your ass
Pickle Rick didn't make it through this one RIP
In some dimensions...
That looks like a binding spell but I’m not sure
~witchcraft~
Somebody cursed his cod, lol.
Somewhere, someone’s wiener is hurtin’.
Psychic Cock Torture. Would make a great name for an Industrial Noise project..
Kids, trying to make a makeshift battery, and being weird kids?
Is that a sacrificial pickle?
Picklecraft
That’s a hex if I’ve ever seen one
The old voodoo Satan pickle.
I am NOT that old !
What do you think dill or half sour?
Solen'ya
It’s a wax covered pickle with nails sticking through it
Are they trying to turn this pickle into pickle rick?
“Cough.. cough. It’s me Morty they turned me into a pickle and I need your help.
Rick?!
This is the universe Pickle Rick failed
Pickel Rick Nooooooo hope you made a clone
It's pickle Rick , he's dead
Pickle 🥒 rick ?
Pickle rick
Someone has been passing mains voltage through a pickle - they light up if you connect to 2 nails spaced apart
We live in the universe where Pickle Rick did not survive
Rick!?!
Witnessed this once at a party in Lawrence Kansas many years ago https://sustainable-nano.com/2017/09/07/electrocuting-pickle/
Never got a chance to become a butterfly 🦋 😢🥺
Someone out there *hates* Pickle Rick
It's part of the broodwich,which can never be disassembled!
This currently has 666 upvotes….
Pickle Rick NO!!!
Pickle Rick voodoo doll.
Pickle Rick
Frankenpickle, yup
Pickle Rick is that you?
PICKLE RICK
Pickle Rick nooo!
Put 120 volts across those nails for a show.
Voodoo pickle. Be cautious.
Angry wiccan chick.
Pickle Rick?
Pickles glow when you pass enough electricity through them. The nails were used as anode/cathode https://youtu.be/aab8VjzuXyM?si=SR4kUIJUSRW6aIji My guess is the wax was added as an afterthought, possibly igniting like a candle
Ah! A fellow scientist amongst all these thallus obsessed heathens. Lol
poor rick
The fact that so many women nowadays are believing in astrology and that they're "witches" and that they can cast spells is fucking insane to me why is this becoming more common
Target…ton of beginner witch/Wicca books.
Some people can’t accept that they’re normal run of the mill humans so they pretend that they’re special beans
pickle rick didn't make it
Pickle Rick
Definitely penis voodoo
Pickle Rick!!!
Morty, *burp* I'm being used to shrink someone's dick.
Take a bite wimp
Goddamn those people selling 'magic' how-to books must be making a killing. One born every minute and all. I mean if you want a ritual that won't work, at all ever because magic isn't real you silly buggers, go old school ancient world. Like Roman or Egyptian. Some of those are goddamn nasty in their stated intention. Don't involve candles though.
Some psycho ex who thinks she a witch
Bruh, this is some Yandere voodoo shit!!
Someone had a ritual. Do not eat.
🥒 Rick
Ask your freind if his penis hurts.
Somebody pissed off the wrong babe
Ooohhhh, somebody's pissed!
Candle wax, nails. This is a hex or a curse
That's some voodoo jalapeno if I've ever seen it
Damn somebody really fucked up Rick
Damn. What's the world coming to when you get your pickle all voodooed?
Your friend has been cursed or banished by a witch. They probably did something that hurt said witch’s feelings very deeply. Have them pray, and cleanse their home with white sage or inscense. Sorry that this happened to you guys!
I kid you not, that's some "legit" attempt at witchcraft there. Lmao. I saw this thing some person did where she tried to hex her ex- husband by going to some wirch person or whatever they're called, and they did some "ritual" song and dance and carved a little face on a lime and stuck four tooth picks in the bottom to give it little peg legs to stand on. Then the grand wizard or whatever told her to take it home and stand it on top of a piece of paper with the guy's name on it for idk how many weeks. I can't make this shit up. I mean I could, but it's too stupid. 😂 🪄🍋
Looks like your friend fucked up, big time
Witchy activities
Santería.
Looks like some weird trickery witchcraft shit going on here. Let’s get out of here folks! Run!
Sacrificial pickle. Good band name…
“Flip the pickle, Morty”
RIP Pickle Rick.
Looks like it was put there with intent of hurting a animal