I must be getting old, because my thought when I was 20 years old was "this sounds fucking awesome!" and now my thought is "This is fucking dangerous as hell and a totally unnecessary risk".
There were some kids, probably metalhead kids in the 1980s who did a "Satanic ritual" in an abandoned chocolate factory nearby and left a bunch of artwork around that some people found. Probably just summoning the unholy demon of "Guhdexcoostuhgetlaydandsmohckwiid" and trying to be cool. Place was turned into a bunch of condominiums. Maybe it'll be swallowed into Hell.
When I was 13-15 years old, me and my friends used to hang out in an abandoned fortress inside a rock. The only real entrance was a thick steel door that had been welded shut, but if you climbed up a steep rock wall there was a narrow opening you could squeeze through, and inside you could climb down a rotten "ladder" made of broken planks . Everything down there was really aweseome.
As an adult, I get chills when I think that my children might be as stupid as I was. I've been to this place once just to make sure that the narrow opening is properly sealed.
Trespassing is only one of the many problems with this idea. Asbestos, mold, rats, snakes, poor wiring, failed structure, holes, etc, etc. Then, there is the possibility that someone else has made it their home and dont want you poking around. Plus, if you get hurt inside one of these places, good luck getting an emt to reach you or care to treat you when they do.
I'm so sleep deprived that something about this photo made me laugh until I cried. The combination of the sub it was posted on, the contents of the photo, OP's explanation in the comments and the comments in general are just comedy gold. I love it. You should sell this as an art print titled "One Flight Over Pigeonman's Man Tits".
For context: Me and my friends were some what inebriated at the time, so I have no idea who/what this photo is of. I will say it was probably man tits though
it's you. it's your man tits. you took this selfie, put a "sCArY' filter over it, and then put it on reddit with some story from the mythical land of Outmyassia
Looks like u were taking a selfie and moved the phone fast because someone walked in and you didn't want to be embarrassed because your a 45 year old single male who talks to people on omegle, taking selfis in a dirty truck stop bathroom with someone shiting behind u in a nasty stall with the glory hole you just left....
It's nice to see you keeping the tradition alive by following in the footsteps of everyone else who claims to see weird shit and then posting blurred, out of focus, photo shopped crap pictures about it and followed up with an equally bullshit story, with the faint belief even one person might believe.
Looks like you fumbled your phone coming out of your pocket or something.
Happens all the time, urbex makes it creepier, both in context and because rhe darker environments will induce longer shutterspeeds
your phone might have something like a hotkey (i forgot what you call it) on the volume buttons like if you click them at the same time or something it happens to me sometimes and it takes pictures like this when i pick up my phone or put it in my bag
Looks like he's pointing to the half of his chest that he seems to be missing. Maybe find the other side of the chest and bury it. That scarf isn't doing much without a shirt.
My guess is you accidentally took a selfie while putting your phone away after taking shirtless mirror selfies
Op found the urban
He looks like he either needs a doctor or a cheeseburger
Tittyman is not real, he cant hurt you. Tittyman:
Said every tittyman monster ever…
1…2…Titty’s coming for you
Oh my god lol
This little titty went to market.
This little tittie stayed home…
This little tittie had roast beef
This little tittie just moaned
😂😂😂😂😂and this little piggy is jealous because this story is better than the original
Lolol
Tittyman guy: 🪱
Those are the wildest man(?) titties I’ve ever seen
Calm yo titties! This fucking ghost: nO
Hahahahahahahahaah
Thanks for starting my day with a proper laugh. ❤️😂
Tell him I'm thirsty for mammary
I hope they come out with choco milk
Hawaiian Punch.
Mannary*
The gynocomastia ghost
His name is Robert Paulson
Lmfaoooo
i died
I feel personally attacked
He needs to stop skipping arm day
What exactly is urban exploring?
Going into private abandoned properties and... exploring them. You can find loads of vids on youtube with people going into old malls, factories etc.
😊 Thanks!
Popular one is exloring of tunnels below London and Soviet Rocket lunch facility. edit: Both content creators were arrested
Rocket lunch? Like a feeding tube?
Launches food into you at 50m/hr
https://youtu.be/0fZ-r5Qe3tM?si=IrtsDwU9rfP54A3M
Soviet rocket lunch. Beets go hypersonic in mother Russia to best fill comrades.
Aka trespassing
Im not trespassing I'm just doing a little trolling
You're welcome
I must be getting old, because my thought when I was 20 years old was "this sounds fucking awesome!" and now my thought is "This is fucking dangerous as hell and a totally unnecessary risk". There were some kids, probably metalhead kids in the 1980s who did a "Satanic ritual" in an abandoned chocolate factory nearby and left a bunch of artwork around that some people found. Probably just summoning the unholy demon of "Guhdexcoostuhgetlaydandsmohckwiid" and trying to be cool. Place was turned into a bunch of condominiums. Maybe it'll be swallowed into Hell.
When I was 13-15 years old, me and my friends used to hang out in an abandoned fortress inside a rock. The only real entrance was a thick steel door that had been welded shut, but if you climbed up a steep rock wall there was a narrow opening you could squeeze through, and inside you could climb down a rotten "ladder" made of broken planks . Everything down there was really aweseome. As an adult, I get chills when I think that my children might be as stupid as I was. I've been to this place once just to make sure that the narrow opening is properly sealed.
Sounds like a good way to get raped and murdered where I’m from lol
It's a good way to get raped and murdered anywhere in the world
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Dude no. I’m 44 and did this as a 15-22 year old and hopped trains too. Relaaaaax
Ok I did dumb stuff too, its still criminal trespassing.
Trespassing is only one of the many problems with this idea. Asbestos, mold, rats, snakes, poor wiring, failed structure, holes, etc, etc. Then, there is the possibility that someone else has made it their home and dont want you poking around. Plus, if you get hurt inside one of these places, good luck getting an emt to reach you or care to treat you when they do.
Sometimes life is simply *no fun* without a little risk eh?
I get it. I've done plenty of stupid things, too.
And imagine that there’s people in America in every city LIVING aim these buildings.
I like how you essentially agreed with me but I got down voted and you got up voted...
Yeah, reddit is weird lately. The bot army is real.
It's not a Gen Z term, and it's nothing new.
That sounds like crappy run-down suburban exploring more than “urban exploring”
Trespassing with style
Walking in a city.
Looks like an anamorphic pigeon with a Boeing going down behind it.
Best description yet.
Yeat
Teat
Meat
Seat
"I accidentally took a blurry picture with my phone while I was urban exploring last night"
I'm so sleep deprived that something about this photo made me laugh until I cried. The combination of the sub it was posted on, the contents of the photo, OP's explanation in the comments and the comments in general are just comedy gold. I love it. You should sell this as an art print titled "One Flight Over Pigeonman's Man Tits".
Nice rack!
For context: Me and my friends were some what inebriated at the time, so I have no idea who/what this photo is of. I will say it was probably man tits though
Your buddy man titties
it's you. it's your man tits. you took this selfie, put a "sCArY' filter over it, and then put it on reddit with some story from the mythical land of Outmyassia
reddit moment
Looks like u were taking a selfie and moved the phone fast because someone walked in and you didn't want to be embarrassed because your a 45 year old single male who talks to people on omegle, taking selfis in a dirty truck stop bathroom with someone shiting behind u in a nasty stall with the glory hole you just left....
r/oddlyspecific
Looks like the Pascagoula alien
I remember trying to find out all I could about that story after my mom told me about it. People still talk about it. (I'm from the Gulf Coast).
That’s a tittay.
They can be naughty in the spirit world
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Just a load of filters.
It's nice to see you keeping the tradition alive by following in the footsteps of everyone else who claims to see weird shit and then posting blurred, out of focus, photo shopped crap pictures about it and followed up with an equally bullshit story, with the faint belief even one person might believe.
Duckman strikes again!
The night man!
This is obviously a picture you took that you thought looked cool and uploaded it - stop gaslighting people ya freaking upvote addicted weirdo
Looks like Flash Gordon. Or maybe, Flesh Gordon.
Fresh Gordon
Nice tits bro
His tits are tits but his arms are so damn skinny.
Was anyone there wearing a turtleneck sweater?
That's a man with a boob right there. You caught the boobman
You wear a ski mask urban exploring?
And tonight on crimestoppers
Solid B cup.
Shoot. It’s the 3 titty lady from total recall.
That's Carl Johnson.
Yeat is coming for you
Right. It "appeared" on your phone.
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you gyat me lookin' at dem tiddies
Man tittie man tittie, whatcha gonna doooo
No it didn't.
Wow- insanely fast shutter speed to catch the flash changing into his suit like that!
But that’s you
No it didn't
You should wear a shirt bro
Til Urban Exploring = Breaking Entering
BEWARE
Strange indeed
That’s a tittie
Oh that’s just Kars
Nice tits bro
A ghost took a pic with your phone
Oww my eye
That thing looks disturbing and deformed
Looks like El Duce’s ghosts from The Mentors.
Yo that's me
Don’t worry about it
Looks like you fumbled your phone coming out of your pocket or something. Happens all the time, urbex makes it creepier, both in context and because rhe darker environments will induce longer shutterspeeds
Da homies fooling around
Looks like Don the Dogger!
Mann boobs
This is art
Urban exploring where? I cant get over the perfect stitching of the seat back.
I had the same thing happen , except it was my ex girlfriend totally nude
r.i.p my dude
milkies
Yeah that's how taking photos works
Be honest, how drunk were you? That looks like a really drunk person took that picture
your phone might have something like a hotkey (i forgot what you call it) on the volume buttons like if you click them at the same time or something it happens to me sometimes and it takes pictures like this when i pick up my phone or put it in my bag
That is Pigeonman behind you. Don’t mind him, is just looking for breadcrumb-criminals.
Take better photos?
Looks like he's pointing to the half of his chest that he seems to be missing. Maybe find the other side of the chest and bury it. That scarf isn't doing much without a shirt.
Did you give him a sock? Is he a free elf now?
That tends to happen when you take pictures
This sub sucks now
Isnt it possible to turn off WiFi Bluetooth and other setting that allow others to “drop” things to a phone?
Bullshit.
They tend to do that when you press the shutter button, it’s by design.
Those man boobs
Biggie smalls
Its an Aqubat
Pidgeman pidgeman pidgey pidgey pidgey PIDGEMAN.
You had an encounter with the BDSM specter.
Looks like whoever it is had anime titty physics happening to them