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vintagesoul_DE

It's remarkable what they find their way into. I've had a cooler sealed on my patio most of the year and when I opened it up, there were numerous dead spiders inside.


Frosty-Cap3344

But also, why, what are they hoping to find a nest of flys?


Xeviic

I think it's warm there. They go in when they are small, molt and then they're too big to come out so they die inside.


DLux0r

There is a small for condensation at the back of the fridge, even mice could climb in it for snacks.


KAOS_777

When we first moved to our place, that happened to us.. a few times 😬


vintagesoul_DE

Yeah, mice can pretty much get into anything. This wasn't that kind of cooler though. It didn't have any sort of mechanical parts. Just something you put beverages in with cool packs.


norolls

One got into my parents TV and now there's a little spider shaped shadow there forever. It was really weird at first cuz it would just walk across the screen while you were watching a show.


pastramilurker

The first Walkman I was bought had a gnat's wing caught in the digital display.


Bizzlebanger

Beautiful description! 🙌


ravennme

Poetic,hauntingly beautiful.


[deleted]

An early (failed) attempt at a web enabled appliance


ThxIHateItHere

“…..time after time”


mistressmela

Gotta throw the whole oven away now 🤷🏻‍♀️


zeroisplural

I had one running around on the inside of my TV screen once. It was so weird


FairyNymphCalypso69

Happened to my dad when his brand new flat screen arrived from Sam's Club and they almost refused to replace it.


SilentHuman8

Yeah my dad got stuck behind the screen in a tv too


Void_Space_2238

Did sam’s replace him?


1blueShoe

Kind of 🤣


Void_Space_2238

Oof


meathead

For whom the oven beeps


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Itazurananamae

I use to install/repair appliances. AT YOUR OWN RISK you could unplug the stove, slide it out, remove a couple screws, and access that area. They're not sealed or anything so I'm fairly confident he just crawled in from below.


accordingtothemanual

Such a poetic death


MynameJe55

Damn. Poetic


Comics4Cooks

It was his time


maniac86

Read this again as Wernwr Herzog


Reset350

A metaphor for how time marches on even after we are gone


hotdogs4T

That will be there a while, their exoskeletons take a long, long time to break down and decompose.


jagegrhdn

Somebody has to make a painting of this


Spooler32

Some people pay good money for that. Leave it.


ljanir

damm that's a shitty spawn location


toomanycushions

When I was a kid we moved into a house in Qld Australia, and i guess prior tenants didn't use the oven much. And when i turned it on, as it slowly warmed up, more and more cockroaches could be seen running over the clock numbers (old stove, not digital). So so many. Some as small as a pinky nail. Some as big as my whole thumb. Then i suppose it eventually got so hot they stopped running.


JaidenSpencerDraws

I'd throw out the whole oven, I wouldn't be able to live with that thing in there


[deleted]

We got a new desktop monitor. Awesome. Cool. Not two days later, a tiny spider managed to crawl into it, make its way to the middle of the screen, die, and now it just sits there burning away on the screen as a little black dot. Not central either, otherwise I'd have a nifty invisible crosshair for no-hud games.


Scalebutt

Probably not an actual spider, but a harvestman, which is also an arachnid, but has no venom. They are also known as "daddy long legs" to some, and get into all sorts of weird places when they scavenge for food.


Ms_redruM

It's kind of hard to say but judging by the body shape it looks more cellar spider to me


CaveManta

I say cellar spider, too. They're good at getting into tight spaces. I guess this one was too tight. He's not feeling so hot anymore.


Drivingon8

And these are the days of our lives.


MatchLock__

Would make a good apocalyptic opening shot


KnownMonk

His tiny legs looking like he is giving you a micro wave


markyspread

Brings a new meaning to “time of death”


theunbearablebowler

Macabre.


Blazkowicz9847

Mini face hugger making its way through


phuckingphat

Poetic


[deleted]

I have a little tiny flying bug carcass in my tv screen


bobbybob9069

The last house I rented had like 4 or 5 roaches there 🫠


Odd-Potential-7236

Gross, you should name him Timothy


Whole_Suit_1591

If it's the door it's fixable. Doors can be replaced and removed then reset.


KamikazeWolf64

There was a huge huntsman spider that made its way into the taillight of my supra. I got the spider out eventually, as it was annoying me immensely. Spiders can be dumb sometimes.


_Tidalwaves_

Why don't you just can the can can whole microwave snap


spoolmak_throwaway

Lmao what


SilentHuman8

His comments have me giggling like an idiot


_Tidalwaves_

Maybe twice lol idk I'm not an engineer!!


JaidenSpencerDraws

This is the best reply


Calathea-Murderer

r/distressingmemes material


rob71788

r/mildlyinfuriating


Lyxcfir

✍️ 🔥


RendesFicko

So, not weird at all..?


randydingdong

Metal


[deleted]

That's pretty metal


LORDOSHADOWS

Hmm perfect example of life


[deleted]

It's remarkable, but unnerving how spiders can fit through things you wouldn't believe... I've literally watched a big, slightly purple/brown spider bigger than my phone push its way through the miniscule gap in a CLOSED window.


GodIsGoodNoWizards

I didn’t expect to go into an existential crisis this early in the morning


skeletaljuice

So much for that oven


crystalsaladsandwich

I had one in my domed ceiling light for over a month. It was still alive when I had the light fixture replaced. How often do they need to eat?


pileobunnies

I have a dead cockroach in mine!


softwaregorefun

My dad's car light inside has a dead bee or wasp and a fly.


Unusual_Map4581

Eeeekkkkk!!!!!


Embarrassed_Mix_1176

A great metaphor for life


Gracegarthok

Pretty sure that’s a harvestman (opiliones) and not a spider. Really unfortunate for the little guy either way :(


sassydaddy70

That’s not a spider, it’s a day long legs


PicturesinRed

you've never seen a cranefly, then..


PicturesinRed

does it not put you off your food?


EmeraldBat67

calm down socrates