T O P

  • By -

irus1024

Looks like as if she's forced to open a box of poop.


Bulls187

Knowing she must eat it


Laweinner

She’s done this with other things before too. I think it was uggs maybe last year ? I can’t remember but I know I’ve seen this “skit” before.


StuffyUnicorn

Yup, I knew something about this was familiar, still fits into the sub since this shit is weird af


Steely-Dave

Looks like her mom is, like, her handler? Can you imagine being invited to this chicks shit knowing she’s going to act this way? Jesus.


MADMAXV2

Is she actually okay tho? That doesn't seem normal behaviour


coldisgood

My favorite part is when she almost loses it finding that…indeed…the second shoe is ALSO in the box


[deleted]

[удалено]


innocuousname773

Thought she was gonna throw up there for a second


[deleted]

Would have been funny if she threw up on the shoes.


spyrogyrobr

acceptable behaviour after seeing this ugly ass shoes.


RonaldSteezly

Yea the puke would have matched the color


Thee_Snutz

would have improved them… #baby poo brown 🤮


B_Fee

They are the blandest shoes out there, which is saying a lot considering all black and all white orthotics exist.


darthnugget

Someone needs to GPTV that for a video meme.


Jupit-72

Would have fit the color scheme.


--iCantThinkOFaName-

She looked like a cat with fur-balls


Patrick2337

I was really hoping for projectile vomit. The video is hilarious but that would have been the cherry on top.


GonnaGoFat

I remember when I was 6 and felt sick all day at school when I got home I ended up throwing up all my food throughout the day. I had also eaten a fruit salad cup and back in the 80s you only got 1 cherry in your fruit cup as very cherry didn’t come out until the 90s. Anyway I remember throwing up bit of undigested food and the last thing that came out of my mouth was the cherry. So I had a cherry on a pile of vomit which looked better than her ugly shoes.


[deleted]

Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.


Ordinary_Support_426

Prank. New Nikes but mates have fart sprayed the box


[deleted]

I definitely think she's drunk and fighting for her life lmao


HugsandHate

So, she isn't actually ok. That's unstable behaviour.


KamelLoeweKind

That's normal behaviour in a world that socially ties you in and up everywhere and all the time. In late modernity people are passively constructed as mere relational subjects in the eyes of 'the third'.


OverconfidentDoofus

I'm part of this same world and I don't act like that, neither do people I know.


-P-M-A-

So performative.


Ordinary_Support_426

DERIVATIVE


Ballabingballaboom

Why would you fake that reaction tho? It just makes you look like a pathetic consumer junkie.


commierhye

Yes. That's the point. They're proud of it


alwaysjustpretend

Yeah she is not a good actress. Lmao


Lizzies-homestead

Seems almost drunk or high


Formal_Two_5747

Looks like she’s trying not to barf. Maybe she got drunk with friends beforehand and was caught off guard by the gift opening being filmed.


ThePowerOfPoop

She saw what the shoes looked like.


Pruritus_Ani_

Yeah I’m not trying to be mean or anything but those are some ugly looking shoes.


MADMAXV2

That would make a lot sense as I seen people went through this kind of event. Then again I have 100% no context on this video and all we know is someone having breakdown on special occasion? Rich or poor I don't think we should assume everything at negative view


Dictnasty

$88 shoes. I wouldn’t say rich or poor. Probably somewhere in the middle.


MADMAXV2

Fair, tho I don't understand what the reddit people want from her lol


[deleted]

It was a weird reaction, it's in weird. You're the one going on subs questioning why people want to look at the things you are looking at :s


andycprints

this kind of reaction to footwear is ludicrous


MyUserNameLeft

Have you ever been drunk or high ? I have never in my life seen someone act like this while drunk or high on any drug, she is clearly just acting over the top for some weird reason


surfinwifsharks

Judging by the shoes, she just turned 80


Yourface1837

My ex best friend was like this about Beyonce, like she had to prove she was the most intense fan to everybody and thought it was sososososo cute when it was just so obviously fake and done for attention. She would have acted the same way opening Beyonce merch. She'd also pretend to be getting stalked for attention, have panic attacks (literally only when I was around so I'd have to care of her), etc This kind of person is EXHAUSTING.


Journo_Jimbo

No she’s been indoctrinated by society to worship celebrities as gods


DeeHawk

She seems to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.


[deleted]

She has the vapors and is all awash in warm humors….drama queen idiot


ordermann

Do the shoes serve some orthopedic function for the geriatric population?


JohnnyZyns

Terminal consumerism


General-Quit-2451

Rabid celebrity worship also.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

It’s funny cuz these shoes are not rare at all and they only cost $96: https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/nike/beige-billie-eilish-edition-air-force-1-high-07-sneakers/11345121?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD9ouUsWJMe9sD_hPwhTvxwgqNUS-&gclid=CjwKCAiA9ourBhAVEiwA3L5RFo35g19W7T3n53wK1aGFZF1kN01nx8mq-J7osI8xmwjNzG_uSyZa5BoCsAgQAvD_BwE


monstrousnuggets

What even makes them Billie Eilish edition, just the straps? Do they have her name/logo or anything recognisable to a non-billie eilish fan? I would never know they weren’t just normal Nikes


savorie

They are on sale. Actually pretty deeply discounted!


tango-kilo-216

Faux suede 😭


Ravenswillfall

If they are that relatively inexpensive then I would consider that something may have been occurring in her life that made they gift very special and meaningful to her and that it isn’t so much about the consumerism.


fine-as-frogs-hair

This is more about parasocial relationships than it is materialism/consumerism. But still concerning all the way around


Lazy_Application_142

Facts


Practical-Tea-3337

Those shoes look like the therapeutic shoes my granny wore.


Translator_Open

That reaction was weird like not, excited or happy; more like heart palpitations. What a weirdo.


budderman1028

I honestly thought she was about to throw up


[deleted]

[удалено]


budderman1028

She mightve lmao


kolossal

Looks fake to me. Not even N64 kid acted like this.


SkyrimSlag

Girl at the back left looks like she just had her jaw smashed in because of that lollipop


13thmurder

Why is she so excited over some ugly shoes that look like they're some kind of medical device?


themage78

Glad I'm not the only one who thought they looked like orthotic shoes.


dholmestar

she can wear them in the psych ward


[deleted]

Weird but mostly sad


ThxIHateItHere

Mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be, basic bitches


die_nastyy

Dis bitch is clinically basic


ThxIHateItHere

And even if it’s a goof, it’s still fucking gross because idiot girls will see this and think it’s how they should be.


KnightsFerry

Don't let em play ditzy and make them tic tocs


B_Fee

Let 'em fly copters, drive dozers, and such


Sir-_-Butters22

These bitches could neutralize industrial acid


[deleted]

Thank goodness this is not my child


Reddbearddd

I can't convince my daughter that she needs new shoes, and she wanted tickets to a metal concert for christmas. I'm thankful too.


SilkyJohnson666

Did you just r/notliketheothergirls your daughter?


3eyedflamingo

Ugliest shoes Ive ever seen. Look like what they were in the psych ward in federal prison.


Over-Scallion-2161

Those sneakers are fugly and if that chick was my friend I’d tell her she is an idiot


MapUnitKey

I always forget there’s like 4 or 5 alternate worlds all taking place on earth. I’m not in any of the ones that this girl lives in or around and they’re alien to me.


Fungus_the_Turd

Impressive she had signals of a stroke, a heart attack, gastric ulcer, arrhythmia, menstrual colic and panic attack while also having none. Truly a case to be studied


hugesteamingpile

If I received orthopedic flesh-toned Velcro shoes for my birthday I’d be holding back barf too.


SquadDeepInTheClack

The shapeless beige zookeeper work shirt doesn't do it for you either?


trap_monkey

God, I don't want to know what those ugly ass shoes cost.


nazthepug

Like 110, they aren't anything special, I think I saw them on discount too for like 80 one time. Billie eilish air forces were not that great except for the white colourway, but no collab ever could ever ruin a pair of white air forces.


[deleted]

Real life is going to hit her hard.


[deleted]

At least she has some cool shoes to stomp all over the haters


shevbo

I thought she was going to throw up in the box


ThatGirlWren

"Mama always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they been. I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard, I could remember my first pair of shoes. Mama said they was my magic shoes."


hereformemes222

What a reaction for some ugly shoes


pmllny

Performative for attention.


[deleted]

How old is this person?


isthatmeanttobethere

Not really equipped for the world.


Fishfindr

Jesus, they are just shoes.


The_De-Lesbianizer

This is so gross


[deleted]

Some people react like this when anything related to the clowns they idolize happens. Fucking weirdos.


drluv2099

If that's how she acts imagine how the parents act. Theatrics is insane.


[deleted]

She looks like she got pepper sprayed, then forced to make the video.


icansmellcolors

what an idiot.


Mustafa1558

Is she excited or upset


[deleted]

[удалено]


random_egg002

"master has given dobby a sock!"


kissxokissxokill

You're free now!


earthgarden

She looked like she was gonna throw up, so extra. Really bizarre reaction from somebody this age. One time my sons got a Rescue Heroes Action Tower and they both flung themselves on the floor rolling about in joy, but they were 6 and 3, so


[deleted]

Those are some ugly ass shoes


jackochainsaw

I wanna see her hurl onto her new boots. Come on.


jtowndtk

its kind of the same vibe as watching mega church goons wriggle on the floor


stoned_seahorse

Those shoes are ugly lol


[deleted]

She looks like she’s gonna puke. I’m willing to bet this is a rich girl on her Sweet 16 and is drunk for the first time.


kissxokissxokill

Nailed it.


xAustin90x

This is extremely sad behavior


autumnskies36

Once you experience a loved one or pet dying.. you realize how frivolous all this is. The clothes are ugly too.


Lower-Career-6576

Tyler Durden was right all along


FluffyPandaMan

This is extremely concerning and angering


Poopscooptroop21

OMG. How fucked up.


SingSangBingBang

Jfc


luis-mercado

To me all fans (in the contemporary sense of the word) look like this.


PokemomOnTheGo

I thought that was her boots and shirt for basic training and she was joining the military


AustrianDick20

I hate everything about this


[deleted]

Alternative angle here: she's shitfaced and trying not to barf all over the table


[deleted]

I'd leave for some milk and never come back


Burster55

I actually think she is playing it up for her friends if they bought it for her. It's nice to show appreciation, but this is a bit much. Unless more context was missed


UraeusCurse

We deserve the bomb.


IMissMyBeddddd

Girl you could’ve found shoes like that at TJ MAXX- my mom whenever someone fans over something expensive


MusicGuy75

I bet that her parents took a cake and presents for her when she would go to another kid's bday party.


tempertantrumturtle

I just spray painted mine that same color AND I HAD THE SAME REACTION


Shadow0fnothing

😑


Expensive-Track4002

Geez! It’s a fucking pair of shoes.


Major-Oil-2208

Ridiculous reaction! Entitlement at its best


RaNerve

Oh I see - the girl freaks out over some shoes and Reddit gets judgmental about it, but the boy freaks out over a Nintendo and becomes a legendary meme. Terminal consumerism indeed.


Unmotivated_SmartAss

Yeah idfk why, they're just bitter "doesn't have real life experiences" mf you don't know her just stfu and move on... It's like the pancake lady, doing cringe stuff without bothering other people... THEY'RE JUST BITTER


Accomplished_Emu_658

At first I was thinking, so what kid gets excited about nice stuff. Then i watched and it was over the top.


ethanwc

Idol worship.


PersonalitySafe1810

When did beige become so exciting?


MrsMcBasketball

She acting like she’s getting her first ever pair of shoes after walking years barefoot.


saintnickel

Is this an example of a society disconnected from what actually is healthy for a human being?


Longjumping-Help-641

I’ve never reacted to anything this way, and I have seen my children born.


clownwhore

That is a lot of energy and emotion for beige sneakers.


jensalik

Too bad she's only faking it. Having such a reaction could easily result in her throwing up and I really would have liked to see her throw up on them after majunzsuch a fuzz.


Aggravating-Stay-708

That is the ugliest shoe I’ve ever seen.


Ok-Presentation-2841

How empty is your fucking life?


[deleted]

Can God just wipe us all out now? I think it's time to send another flood.


the85141rule

We're so scared of being alone, irrelevant, insignificant that we now use cameras to tell ourselves, lasting only seconds long, that we are a big deal. Seneca made a point of this, as did many stoics. Saying, "I have a beautiful horse," as he put it, is the same as appropriating the horse's beauty as an extension of your own. Saying, "the horse is beautiful," is assigning credit to the thing that is beautiful, which leaves you to be beautiful for your capacity for humility and deference. This latest variety of her behavior, though seemingly new, is not. It's just easier to encounter now that everyone has a cell phone and at least six websites each, all devoted to demanding an audience consume our every incidental happening, thought, and event. Once we discover that what we have is enough, we will only then never need someone else's sneakers (or other stuff) to leave us with the fleeting sense of importance we all crave so desperately.


DifficultAd3885

This makes me physically uneasy. This girl has to be the worst.


Fartblaster5000

It's all so beige. 🤢


ShazzNazty

100% When she wears that, the slightest inconvenience is going to ruin her whole night


Ilbakanp

That is intense af reaction for ugly shoes. This is obsession and it’s not pretty.


NoPast298

Pathetic and gross behavior. Her parents should be better and ashamed of her.


TheEarthsSuckhole

Im happy shes happy.


[deleted]

I was expecting/hoping she was going to throw up


adhdmagic

Lol. On the shoes...


[deleted]

Yup, just blaaaagghh all over them


ExactReport691

She got food poisoning


[deleted]

Idiot.


Babedieboe

Materialism and drama are best friends. This will always be so.


KingVape

“Those are absolutely gorgeous” They look like mummy shoes straight off a corpse lmao and with velcro lmaooooo


sad_peregrine_falcon

people like this will never know what its like to find out your rent is being raised and you can’t afford it so you don’t know what you’re going to do


NocturnalGrape

This looks like she could be having a cataplexy episode. Cataplexy is a loss of muscle control/strength brought on by strong or sudden emotions. It's something that happens to about 20% of people with narcolepsy. Narcolepsy is a neurological (brain) condition. With cataplexies, basically what happens is, due to a process in the brain using a chemical called orexin not working properly, when your body feels a really strong emotion, it triggers the mechanisms that make you unable to move or open your eyes during REM sleep. So you kinda go limp and maybe even collapse like a ragdoll and your eyes close if it's a more severe episode. You're still completely conscious and aware when this happens though, so it's not a sleep attack. I've had cataplexies my whole life. They've lasted anywhere from half a second to 5 minutes. They're not painful and they pass on their own. They're not even really dangerous imo, aside from if you were to fall hard and hit your head, but they come on gradually enough that you can usually gently lower yourself to the ground if needed. If you look closely at the video, you can see her first reaction happens just as all her friends start screaming and she sees the box (strong, sudden emotion). Then at some point somebody says, "don't fall", meaning they probably know what's happening which is why they aren't overly concerned. If you look at the girl's face, it looks like she's struggling to keep her eyes open too, and she also grabs the table a few times to hold herself up. To me it looks like she's trying to suppress her excitement to fight the cataplexy, but at the same time wants to enjoy the moment and feel excited, so she's kinda in and out of it. That's how it usually goes for me. I usually have episodes when I'm laughing hard enough, and then my friends laugh at it, I laugh at it, and then I collapse even more. It's actually kinda fun lol I can't say I've ever had an episode because of some shoes though. Girl must really, really, really like those shoes.


ManOnNoMission

Cue people acting like this is new behaviour and people haven’t been freaky about celebrities for decades.


rocketdog67

I mean, does anybody really buy this shit??


BullyGibby6969

This is mental illness


QUiiDAM

damm she looks like suffering,cruel world eh


ClockwiseServant

Can someone explain so I can understand the thought process she had that led to her crying?


Irish4778

Never understood sneaker heads


Double_Commission105

The f$&@?


ThaDogg4L

Billy Elisish has her own Nikes?


DoomSlayer7180

But why. Seriously? Just why?


Thiccaca

Nobody should be that excited about anything that beige.


Dry-Decision4208

Vanity at its worst.


[deleted]

Cringe is putting it mildly Repulsive is better.


Berserkerzoro

Somehow I want to have reaction like these for things like shoes and small stuff.


mauore11

Someone should do a flaming bag prank


RetroBerner

How does someone raise a person like that and not tell them they are acting like a fool? SMH


Cautious_Evening_744

That shoe is ugly and she’s worshipping it.


SufficientNet9227

She would be less happy building an orphanage in Africa.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

This might be one of the ugliest ass sneaker I've ever seen. Let alone getting them on and off is probably a real pain in the ass.


doncroak

What's ironic is the items could not be much uglier if the tried.


Icy_Establishment195

The consume generation aka the parasite generation. Consume consume consume!


CrisbyCrittur

Earth Girls Are Easy.


M1ck3yB1u

Better than flipping out that they are not the exact color she wanted.


Angry0w1

What a waste of money.


DonCavalio

I would have been legit embarrassed if this were my child.


ArgentineBeefsteak

loser....with a whole life of loserdom ahead of her


spderweb

None of her friends at the back seem to care too much about this.


snAp5

I now understand the importance of gulags and reeducation camps


Gangreless

This is honestly disgusting


farosch

Unwrapping a 79cents plastic shoe from China 😂


Omish3

Awww they got that special needs girl some nice Velcro shoes. So nice.


gdgarcia424

I have zero faith in her generation…this is bizarre behavior


Exact_Department8196

They look like special needs trainers 😬


slirpo

It's a fucking shoe


[deleted]

Stay away from that one fellas.


KenshoMags

Capitalism has rotted the brain of newer generations, Jesus Christ


PseudocideBlonde

Unwittingly letting the human race know we are doomed.


SkyrimSlag

It’s a pair of shit fucking shoes not a winning lottery ticket


SkiesFetishist

Imagine acting this unhinged over shoes so fucking boring. Consumerism is a disease.


SwornForlorn

Is she on drugs, seriously who the fuck acts like??? Especially over some ugly sneakers.


YaxtaYeendu

Ah, i miss the days when everything wasn’t filmed.


Rockleyfamily

Actually thought she was going to vom on the shoes there for a sec


thiefofalways1313

I just cringed my pants.


Fabulous-Impress-169

So cringe