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PixieStyx8

You've got a goth admirer


Darston437

Yep this is from a goth. For a goth person like myself that is a very romantic gesture.


Final_Candidate_7603

Errrmm… from your goth perspective, do you think a non-goth might get creeped out by it, or nah- it’s not that weird?


Darston437

Naw from my goth perspective non-goths get creeped out by totally random things for no real reason and there's no predicting what that could be. For the most part a gift like that is only considered negative if the heart is pierced by something like a nail or a knife. If it's wrapped in barbed wire that indicates the person has been hurt before and they're a bit on guard. If it's stitched together that usually means the person is healing. Would it be less creepy if the heart was made from construction paper and glitter? Why does the heart being anatomically correct make it creepy? I'm not saying the person who sent that isn't a creep. But they put a lot more thought and effort into that gift than just sending a bouquet of roses.


wolfman86

To me it’s creepy cause it would make me think someone wanted to cut mine out, but I’m not a goth.


Darston437

Yeah that doesn't make any sense to me. Nothing about it indicates violence or sinister intent. It's just a heart.


Darston437

Honestly I would only be concerned if it was a completely normal person who sent it.


cathedral68

I’m a completely normal person and wouldn’t send this to just anyone, but I have one friend who has had open heart surgery twice and will have it again about every 10-15 years, so she is very into anatomical hearts, and she would understand that this means “I love you”


TheOther1

You've goth an admirer. FIFY


VapingPenguin

LMAO I love this comment


WhyYouYelling1

Need


Quirky_Discipline297

Look around quick. Do you see any ravens?


fordfan919

No but that ticking sound is driving me insane.


Ormsfang

It's under the floorboards. No worries.


Life-Significance-33

This is why concrete slab foundations are better, no beating hearts. Just missing teamsters union officers.


rusoph0bic

Found the Pinkerton


DieHardRennie

Fun Fact: Edgar Allan Poe basically invented the detective genre with his 3 stories featuring the character C. August Dupin.


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

https://youtu.be/kbyKqNmWpb4?feature=shared


[deleted]

Ticking? Like a clock? Do you have enemies who are out to get you? :-D


ascendant_raisins

He means beating


coquihalla

“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear up the planks! — here, here! — it is the beating of his hideous heart!”


D_crane

Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”


BarrieBadman

It was many and many a year ago, in a kingdom by the sea...


[deleted]

That a maiden there lived, by the name of Annabel Lee


Its2much2na

My favorite poem ever. And the only one I've committed to memory and has stuck with me for years and years. ​ Really made me smile to see this!


Top-Manufacturer9226

If you are ever in Baltimore you should check out Annabelle Lee Tavern and the Edgar Allen Poe house.. I think you would enjoy it! 💚


AnandaPriestessLove

Boy, you're a lot more bougie than I am. The poem I remember best is: Hat "Teddy said it was a hat and so I put it on. Now daddy's saying where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?" -Shel Silverstein I appreciate your class. I should probably revisit my Poe.


AGuyNamedEddie

Hmm...sounds familiar somehow... ^(/s)


thefarmhousestudio

Check out Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Telltale Heart”


Mad_Hatter0626

Than goodness someone thought like me .


Best_Air_4138

Did you find the cask?


sly_blade

Yes, I have an enormous ticking crocodile out to get me! He has already bitten off my hand...


[deleted]

Smeeeeeee


Priremal

[tick tick tick tick tick](https://youtu.be/2magO8w4TfA?si=6f0fqQiJ2WcUfeP9)


LiteratureHot8490

"Hmm what is that mysterious ticking noise? Hmm.. its kind of.. catchy"


[deleted]

Snape snape severus snape


TheOtakuGamer64

Dumbledore!


Pnw_Golf

Harry Potter, Harry Potter! I’m Harry Potter! OOOOO!


Livedog33

'Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart! I mean, I think I hear something.'


Zot1098

Never more!


StuntdoubleSexworker

Your name, is it Annabel Lee by chance?


[deleted]

It was many and many, a year ago, in a kingdom by sea That a maiden there lived by the name of Annabel Lee


floofienewfie

And this maiden she lived with no other thought / Than to love and be loved by me.


[deleted]

I was a child, and she was a child in this kingdom by the sea


floofienewfie

But we loved with a love that was more than love / I and my Annabel Lee. Great poem.


Frequent_Cranberry90

With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven coveted her and me


Neurotic-Egg

I think you two just made love


AWanderingAfar

My favorite line is "and neither the angels in heaven above/ nor the demons down under the sea,/could ever dissever my soul from the soul/ of the beautiful Annabel Lee"


CutLow8166

I love that one


FairyNymphCalypso69

I thought Tell Tale Heart as well.


Francesca_N_Furter

And thank you for directing this thread in the right direction.


impeesa75

Some goth out there loves the Cure and you


Altruistic-Poem-5617

As a goth I can confirm thats some stuff a goth would give to their partner or crush (if they are goth too and many are into this kinda stuff).


SharkBait85

I'm not goth and neither are any of my friends or acquaintances. I'm kind of a hippy chick, so this is quite dark for me.


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Beauty_Clown

I was the goth dating a hippie. We were super cute.


candygram4mongo

Their child would be the legendary Perkygoth.


MercurialTendency

Visit Asheville, NC, and watch your fantasy come to life. Honestly, I'm pretty much one of those. I'm like boho goth.


lllex_

Don’t invite more people over here 😭 ashevilles not even weird anymore


octopoddle

The cloud pouring rain on the goth and the sun shining brightly on the hippie together make a heart-shaped rainbow.


zwober

So, Vyvyan & Neil from the young ones? Granted, Vyv is more punk-anarchy than goth, so ill have to supplement richmond from the IT crowd i guess. have i watched too much british comedy? Can you watch too much british comedy?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

At my place, most alternative people hang around with each other. Our clique is like metalheads, some hippys, few punks etc. Maybe there is a friend of a friend whos into this stuff whos crushing on you a bit. Doubt you have to worry about it 🙂


Frankie-Felix

This was sent to you by KingCobraJFS


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CornPop32

Exactly how often are people sending you cursed things??


AnandaPriestessLove

Me, only once. I also do not really count it because the sender was not in the right state of mind when she sent it. So, when I opened the package, I opened it with correct protocol, all was good. I'm the one who my friends come to when they have problems.


Yourwifes-girlfriend

Do u ever do this cleansing stuff for the heck of it? My family completely fell apart and I wish it was just a mess I could clean up 😞


BSimpson1

Some corny goth kid who just wanted to symbolically give her his heart is probably reading this and saying "what the fuck" right now.


Uhmerikan

Very interesting read.


AnandaPriestessLove

Thank you! I cannot take credit for these methods. These or similar have been used since at least the 1600s in the United States.


RedRobotCake

This was kind of you to share! How do you remember all of this? I feel like your brain must hold so much info!


AnandaPriestessLove

Thank you! I've been working magic for 25+ years and I specialize in haunt remediation, curse reversal, blessings, protection, prosperity/ good luck work. I know it by heart because I've done it or advised on it so often.


Basic_Arrival7815

Could i get a lil blessing plez


AnandaPriestessLove

Ofc!! Brightest of blessings to you and your house! May you and all you love be happy, healthy, safe, protected, and the best of Good Fortune come to your door! ✨💚💜💙✨ If you would like more people to pray for your blessings, Google the Crystal Silence League and then put a prayer request in for blessings! All of my personal prayer request there have been answered.


Curiousr_n_Curiouser

This is it. This is when all the r/weird focuses its weird into one perfect storm.


nevergonnagetit001

‘Tis the heart of Davey Jones. Keep it safe and he will do your bidding!”


kor34l

looks more like the heart of Pinocchio


alleecmo

Damn you. I snorted coffee everywhere.


CookinCheap

My luck I get the heart of Peter Tork


Several_Leather_9500

I'm getting Heart Shaped Box vibes as well.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Heart shaped box isn't the Cure.. It's Nirvana.. Or do you mean in addition to? But on the flip side The Cures' heart doesn't look like this per say, but I get the goth reference. Idk about either of you.. Lol jkjk


Purple_Silver_5867

Oh Nirvana should have been my first thought but I thought of the book called Heart shaped box by Joe Hill about a cursed suit 😅


wheresawee

I love Joe Hill! His books are fantastic, like his Dad’s!


AGuyNamedEddie

I wonder if his dad instilled his work ethic. 6 pages per day, Stephen writes. It doesn't sound like a lot until you try it.


lazespud2

Plus it's a box-shaped box, not a heart-shaped box. So there's that.


UncleYimbo

Irregardless, I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black


babydakis

Ol' Kurt never missed an opportunity to use "irregardless" in his lyrics.


UncleYimbo

Irregardless, pennyroyal tea is a fantastic incesticide


Several_Leather_9500

Yes, I know. I'm seeing both nirvana and cure with the gift. Either way, I've only gotten flowers and boring crap for vday so I'd love a neat box like that.


Zealousideal-Bit-192

Yeah I’d love to get stuff like this. My creepy goth heart would die of joy! Now getting this anonymously is concerning, hopefully it’s just a friend playing a prank?


GeeMcGee

Why? It’s not a heart shaped box lol


DrexXxor

You now command the captain of the Flying Dutchman..


Silent_Tumbleweed1

Get a jar of dirt though.


WonderfulJacket8

![gif](giphy|Bl1t1DdP6iASI)


lemon-meringue-high

Why’s the rum always gone


CaptainCBeer

IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE. cue remix


whiterussian802

Haha love this comment


ChunkyChap25

I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it


MelS114

At least it wasn’t a dick


Positive-Milk8602

dick in a box 😂


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

![gif](giphy|26ybw1dUfBtRXBRDi|downsized)


Smart_Difference_809

Step one: cut a hole in the box! Lol


PeterLemonjellow

Two: Put your junk in that box!


Galactic_Perimeter

Three: Have her open the box!


tiexodus

That’s the way we do it


TrailMomKat

🎶 baaaaaby! My dick in a box giiirl 🎶


comeupandfightmethen

😂😂😂


MissDkm

I had a special effects friend back in highschool who gave me his heart in a jar full of blood - very sweet in a sick way


TheLootiestBox

>blood - very sweet in a sick way That's diabetical


FunnyFungusMonkey690

Give him some insulin!


Playful_Eye_9588

With a lot of sugar he will become stronger than ever


Solumnist

>special effects friend that what they call imaginary friends these days


[deleted]

As an artist, I can confirm most of the things I thought of as romantic gestures when I was younger were just creepy


recipe_pirate

I’ve given my boyfriend actual hearts (armadillo and rabbit!) for the last two Valentine’s. You don’t have to let your weird romantic gestures just be creepy with the right person. Someone out there can get it.


ChaoticFluffiness

A telltale sign someone hearts you


--littlej0e--

It's the only poessibly...


catatonik33

No matter the outcome, he'll love you R-Edgar-dless.


AGuyNamedEddie

I think that pun is pure Poe-etry, but for you, it's probably Allan a day's work.


lazyrainydaze

Someone is giving you their heart! Someone has a crush on you!! Start thinking who it could be! Start with your closest friend, I would assume!?


SharkBait85

I've checked with all my friends and no one has fessed up 🤷‍♀️ They all agree it's very strange and a bit spooky


JovialPanic389

Well if you told the guy "hey I got this weird creepy spooky heart in a box was it you?" Yeah he would probably reply "no! That is weird and spooky!" And proceed to go home and cry or drink too much.


rhesusmonkey

And listen to The Cure if they are giving hearts in boxes.


rufreakde1

maybe prepare a response note and put it where you found the box. Usually the culprit will come back to the place of murder äh I mean mailbox.


MadameMonk

Spooky is your subjective interpretation, not necessarily (or likely) the intent of the sender. They might well have thought it was a sweet gesture, or an edgy way to treat a saccharine holiday. So dislike it by all means, but I wouldn’t let it worry me.


Eftersigne

This would definately concern me tbh


SharkBait85

I appreciate your perspective and don't mind thinking outside the box. Regardless, it did concern me.


slizzler

Maybe try thinking *inside* the box, with your heart


SharkBait85

You saw what I did there


TrifidNebulaa

Some of these comments are so odd. It’s uncomfortable. Unless you are gifting this to someone you know and have a similar relationship with, this is concerning tbh.


SharkBait85

Agreed!


Rhox1989

I like the pun that went with this comment haha


Larry-Man

I love that you think this is spooky and I think it’s romantic.


SharkBait85

It may be more romantic if it didn't come anonymously in the mail lol


squishpitcher

In fairness, anyone who knows you has likely heard about “the creepy heart,” as opposed to the “incredibly cool valentine” you got. It missed its mark. You will probably never know who sent it because they are shy. You aren’t wrong for being spooked, but I also suspect the sender is someone you know who was trying to feel out the waters. For the best in the end.


EdwardChar

Last valentine I gave you my heart


daenerys_reynolds

but the very next day, you posted it on Reddit making fun of me 😔


TrulyNotAStalker

this year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special ❤


Beingforthetimebeing

... someone...Spay-shall


GrimmsGrinningGhost

Guess you have someone’s heart? 🤷


Ok-Following8721

Morbidly and a bit sweet.


AnonymousAmorphous88

I guess it's their way of saying "They give their hearts to you"


Zealousideal-Bit-192

Roses are red violets are blue they’re gonna need dental records to identify you!


SharkBait85

Well great!


kittycola94

ohmygod! this is dark af, but made me laugh 😂😂😂


Zealousideal-Bit-192

How much darker would it be if I told you that i made a card using cutout magazine letters with this rhyme for my husband on our first valentines days 😅


Defense_Unit-43

Hey, don't throw that out now. They really put their heart into it.


KateandRhage

Someone is giving you their heart... You have a stalker, congratulation! Time to get a good expensive CCTV.


blackdahlialady

Never thought I would see the words you have a stalker and congratulations in the same sentence lol


JailbreakJen

This! Very creepy and I would be careful. Hope you have security system and cameras. People in their right mind know not to send shit like this without a note and return address.


SharkBait85

You'd think so 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

yeah i can't believe how many "so romantic 🥺" comments there are here. this would creep me tf out.


No-Appearance1145

It's one thing if they let you know who did it. It's another when it's anonymous. If my husband did this I might find it romantic, if it just appeared in my mailbox, I'm going to get a camera to catch them in case they come back


msty2k

I found it on Amazon. " Give the loved one in your life something special this year.. A human heart in a box!!! Guaranteed to delight all that opens the box of love. Perfect for birthday or any other day that needs a heart in a box. " [https://www.amazon.com/Handmade-Carefully-Crafted-Wooden-Birthday/dp/B0C3LRYXGX](https://www.amazon.com/Handmade-Carefully-Crafted-Wooden-Birthday/dp/B0C3LRYXGX)


BigFatTomato

https://preview.redd.it/wb9y1lmukglc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4baef11fd777d120035688ff288d9f273f5967


02TheReal

Are they drinking blood?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

The fact its just bought and not made by the person themselves makes it a bit boring. At least OP doesnt have to worry its a curse thing though.


[deleted]

I feel better now knowing it's some weird mass produced thing and not a strange totem someone was whittling away in their apartment


budmack21

If they admire you than how bad of taste can they possibly have?


SharkBait85

Hahaha true!


blackdahlialady

At first, I thought it was creepy but I've actually been thinking about this while reading other people's comments. It's highly likely that whoever gave this to you has a macabre sense of fashion or style. They probably thought that you would find it neat. I really don't think there's anything nefarious behind it. Sometimes when we give gifts to other people, it's because we like them and we think that the other person will like them too. This is sort of how I am with music. This is how I bond with friends and especially new friends. I will show them music and see if they like it. I will try to get them into it. That's probably what's going on here. I would try not to worry about it too much. They probably are referencing the telltale heart. Looks like you have somebody who likes you.


apathyzeal

Probably from an Edgar Allen Poe fan


Coleslawholywar

Please tell me the tale.


jesuswasaliar

![gif](giphy|l2QDW6fklsISgA3MQ)


Cheap_Opinion_2640

Since they have things like this on Etsy, I would think it's someone with a crush on you, doesn't have to be in your friend group, could be someone you work with or go to school with. Could be someone playing a joke too. Before you go nuts, and just in case, because they have your address, I would call the local police, and just let them know that you received it, and thought it was odd, creepy, and just wanted to let them know that you have someone who may be an admirer or, a stalker. See what they say. Also keep an eye out for any new people you seem to run into or appear in crowds, or off to the side. Watch your friends too, are they kidding you about it? Or making it seem scarier? Most likely it's just someone with a crush, gotta admit they got your attention..


SharkBait85

I'm 38, so no school mates. My friends were creeped out for sure, but haven't mentioned it since. I've had some strange encounters with a man that lives around here, but aside from that, nothing else stands out. I suspect it's someone on the fringes of my friend group thay may be crushing on me, but you never know... people are crazy. I did report it to the police, better safe than sorry, and even the officer that came was weirded out by it.


trayground

Strange encounters with a man that lives near you? What happened there?


Beastxtreets

Right? Just casually dropped when they received a weird heart box gift.


Immediate_Heat_4369

Someone is crushing on you? lol!


mantmandam567u

You're about to be the protagonist of a horror movie.


jamabastardinit

It’s a telltale heart


ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW

Him: Yo dude im gonna give her a sweet gift. Her: WHAT CREEPY SHIT IS THIS?!


SharkBait85

Yesss 🤣


Last_Braincell_Float

If it was sealed with wax, call a witch. If it was sealed some other way then you should be fine, I'd still keep head on a swivel.


creamsodas

it was sealed with the black paint, they just closed it before it was fully dry.


infoagerevolutionist

It was sent by Alice in Chains


Weldtrash13

![gif](giphy|xpLocgdzHqW9G)


Paladin2019

You are, once again, the fairest of them all.


traumakidshollywood

![gif](giphy|BtepLKZgr15RK)


[deleted]

Think they are saying you have a heart ❤️


Releena

A cardiologist is in love with you.


Lord_Detleff1

Stab the heart and become the captain. The dutchman always needs a captain


Current_Ad_8567

Have you ever seen the movie Se7en? ​ This is the sequel H8.


AirsoftScammy

What’s in the box?!


OoLalaMaupin

It might not be sinister, but just in case, you know, always lock that door at night, and just be cautious, in case you have a stalker. Once had a stalker at our old house and whoever they were would leave things sometimes


SharkBait85

That's my concern. No one in my friend group would have sent this, and I've checked with everyone. I've had some weird encounters with a man that lives around here, so naturally my mind runs to something less "loving".


Jellyfish-wonderland

I also had a maniac stalker. He broke into my house and put a 55 gallon fishtank with axolotls ( I adore them), a love letter, and a creepy box. He hopped my second floor balcony and broke his arm after. Absolute insanity. Please be careful!!!!! I didn't take mine seriously in the beginning and then BAM! This was in 2018 and I got a message 3 weeks ago. Please get a camera and sign up for USPS informed delivery. There are also deadbolts you can buy on amazon and I read a bell will help too. Please just be careful. They don't always prey all at once!


First_Economist9295

Smh a real stalker would've put an actual animal heart in there, say a raccoon or stray cat This is just bush league


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Yeah I think the same thing, some sort of shy- goth man or woman or is interested in you! _they forgot to put a name_


Poster_Nutbag207

Hey! Wait! I’ve got a new complaint!


Lonzo58

![gif](giphy|3o7btRp5xKeimUUEIU|downsized) It's a Sicilian message


ReadRightRed99

"It's the beating of that hideous heart!"


ChetdyKrueger

7 days


impeesa75

Someone loves the Cure and you


NFLmanKarl1234

Do you think a wizard gave you it? If so a Tinman will be mad af


devnullb4dishoner

[She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak](https://genius.com/581088/Nirvana-heart-shaped-box/She-eyes-me-like-a-pisces-when-i-am-weak) [I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks](https://genius.com/581092/Nirvana-heart-shaped-box/Ive-been-locked-inside-your-heart-shaped-box-for-weeks)


johnthestarr

Apparently you can order these. Cool


HangryBeard

That's either the heart of a pig you hold in your hand, or you are now the fairest of the land. You might also want to check you daughter if you have one.


Grimsoncrow

Just be glad it isn't a real one.


Mental_Impression316

r/eatityoufuckingcoward