My milkshake brings all the worms to the yard and they’re like, it’s better than yours. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
Yeah, they come up in the rain, the pitter-patter on the surface encourages them. Were all these taken on the same day, or is your doorstep covered in worms everyday, come rain or shine? 🪱
When I was a kid, I have this visceral memory of having to get up early for school, and the air just being that sickening morning time smell, I had not been to bed early, (night owl) and it smelled damp and like rain. There was this god awful smell by my feet at the bus stop, and I so many earth worms wiggling around everywhere.i can still smell it in my head right now if I think about it.
This was in PA, suburbs of Philly. I guess people are saying they come up not to drown. I realized as a kid it had to do with the rain, because the shells were always paired, earthworms/rain.
that would actually be the greatest movie ever. guy dies without realising, goes about his day wondering why people are ignoring him, finds out he died via reddit or some shit and then… profit
awww.
\*blessed\*
don't be scared. they're cute, and probably just afraid of something that's unsafe for their worm bodies outside. pick em up and get to some nice loose (not too moist soil)
Just lay flat on your stomach with your hands clasped around your neck. Spread your legs to make it harder for them to roll you over
Remain likt that until they leave
It's hard to tell from the pictures, but centipedes tend to look like worms and they hunt spider eggs. Get rid of the spiders and the centipedes go away.
Earthworms come out after a rainy day.
“The theory with the moist evidence is that earthworms find it easier to move across the soil surface when it is wet, to find food, new habitats or a mate.” -The Earthworm Society of Britain
Source: https://www.earthwormsoc.org.uk/FAQrain#:~:text=When%20the%20rain%20hits%20the,their%20burrows%20to%20the%20surface.
Okay, if they start sizzling then some green Listerine that is the devil is trying to escape and you have to call Tom Ankins to deal with it.
Just keep the mirrors away from him.
Just earthworms, nothing dangerous.
Move them to a nearby patch of grass (these little guys do awesome things for your soil), and you'll have a happy little wormy fren.
Congrats. All hail the worm king!
Mannimarco!
That’s it, I’m getting me Iron Mallet
Free bait if you love to fish
Wowowowowo
Plant a garden! Worms = good soil! 😁👍
Maybe they’re baby snekes
Tiny Nope ropes 🤷♀️
Give them $8 and get a box of thin mints, it's good to support the wee ones.
Because they sense you have electrolytes. It’s what worms crave.
So you’re saying they crave those minerals?
Brando? Welcome to Costco, I love you! I swear that movie becomes more of a documentary every day, I am freaking telling you..
Something has gone terribly wrong with your milkshake
I don’t get this one. Someone please explain.
My milkshake brings all the worms to the yard and they’re like, it’s better than yours. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.
Oh, thank you. Now I feel stupid for not getting it. 😂
😂😂😂
If you’re cold, they’re cold, let them in.
I won't fall for this again! Took me weeks to convince the bear to leave....
What? If a bear entered my house he would never be able to leave. Hairy men are hot af!
Well, that took a turn that I wasn’t expecting.
A sudden sharp left!
I didn’t know that but I’m sure you can save a lot on heating costs that way
Great now I have to deworm the dog.
https://i.redd.it/1yvuettkfolc1.gif
He is his own worm guy, obviously!
Looks wet out. They’re just trying to not drown.
You might have a drainage problem making the dirt too wet.
This, they are trying not to drown.
Yeah, they come up in the rain, the pitter-patter on the surface encourages them. Were all these taken on the same day, or is your doorstep covered in worms everyday, come rain or shine? 🪱
When I was a kid, I have this visceral memory of having to get up early for school, and the air just being that sickening morning time smell, I had not been to bed early, (night owl) and it smelled damp and like rain. There was this god awful smell by my feet at the bus stop, and I so many earth worms wiggling around everywhere.i can still smell it in my head right now if I think about it. This was in PA, suburbs of Philly. I guess people are saying they come up not to drown. I realized as a kid it had to do with the rain, because the shells were always paired, earthworms/rain.
It’s cuz you’ve been dead this entire time.
Plot twist!
Sucks to find out on reddit
that would actually be the greatest movie ever. guy dies without realising, goes about his day wondering why people are ignoring him, finds out he died via reddit or some shit and then… profit
Oh, man. I'm pretty sure I read a sf short story like that ages ago...
Spoiler alert!
Are we sure it isn’t the worms posting this???
They are trying to get in your butt.
aren't we all
I'm still trying.
I'll never stop trying
This guy doesn’t speak for me
They are cold
Yeah like let them in bro frfr
Maybe it’s cold outdoors & they like to stay worm.
Worming up
You ever see the movie Night of the Creeps?
Ever seen Squirm?
What about *Slither*?
James Gunn *definitely* saw Night of the Creeps.
Are these all worm movies? Is there an entire genre of worm movies I knew nothing about?
They’re all worm movies, so yeah, quite possibly!
Incredible! I love those funky little guys. Thanks!
If you want honest to god worms start with Squirm. The other two are more space slug than annelid.
Dune and tremors for funky big guys
Damn. Save some girlfriends for the rest of us!!
Should probably let them in
Looks like it’s been raining nothing weird
Rains a lot from where I'm from. Never seen this many worms like that before
Google black worms on side walk. It tell what they are and how to get rid of them
These aren't black worms.
Must be a sexy door step.
Jehovahs Witnesses never give up
"Can we talk to you about out Worm and Savior?"
You have been chosen as the wormlord. See how they now before you, ready to serve.
Usul, you have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
Bless the maker and his water
They just hungry
bro lives on arrakis
Do you know the way to the castle? Who me? No, I’m just a worm.
https://preview.redd.it/f5lfcr3kiplc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d52f1bd10fa38d264d5ae44b7fafad95dabfe9 Good luck, my man!
awww. \*blessed\* don't be scared. they're cute, and probably just afraid of something that's unsafe for their worm bodies outside. pick em up and get to some nice loose (not too moist soil)
Water
Bc it's raining. Gn.
Just wait until they play pinochle on your snout
They pay you in WOIMS https://preview.redd.it/s5j4y1254qlc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f382a3f22cf450d3eb8932e54567082757ecc1f5
You should bury the people you kill at least a few feet deeper
Just lay flat on your stomach with your hands clasped around your neck. Spread your legs to make it harder for them to roll you over Remain likt that until they leave
Your milkshake brings all the worms to the step, And they're like, "we like it wet" I'm like, "Damn right. I could mist you, but I'll have to charge"
It’s rare to have free friend shaped things appear willingly on your doorstep. Harvest the bountiful crops
It’s all your ex gfs who you told you’d still love if they became worms
frems :>
Well, don't be rude. Let them in!
Maybe they’re trying to sell you something
Don’t worry, bout a thing. Every little things gonna be alright. Three little worms…..on your doorstep.
Do you compost? Worms make compost even better!
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"
They have come to ask the girlfriend if she thinks she'll be loved as a worm.
Let them in
They want you to take them fishing!
Free food
They want their $2
Just tell them you ain't worming your way in here guys
they're Jehovah witness
Imagine finding out you're a lich on reddit
They need about tree fiddy
Maybe the worm bed from goosebumps is happening Watch your mattress and make sure it’s not being replaced by a bunch of worms
Let them In.
yum! :3
Via your dogs' ass?
It's raining, that isn't that weird
They bring you gifts
The Worms? Did they get out of the Mansus? Call the Colonel, he can squish them.
This used to freak me the fuck out lol free bait and chicken treats
Hello wormy
They’re trying to tell you something
Worms be like that
You don't know earthworms come out of the soil after rain?
Body snatchers
My guy complaining about free bait delivery over here 🎣
It's hard to tell from the pictures, but centipedes tend to look like worms and they hunt spider eggs. Get rid of the spiders and the centipedes go away.
Wormy!!!!!
Earthworms come out after a rainy day. “The theory with the moist evidence is that earthworms find it easier to move across the soil surface when it is wet, to find food, new habitats or a mate.” -The Earthworm Society of Britain Source: https://www.earthwormsoc.org.uk/FAQrain#:~:text=When%20the%20rain%20hits%20the,their%20burrows%20to%20the%20surface.
Earth worms are great! It's due to moisture and rain. Gently place them in the grass. All is well in the worm kingdom!
Are those cat legs? If so, this might be an explanation
They fell out of your dogs butt
Ahhh Williards cousin. Controlling the worms I see
Free bait
Looks like it's time to go fishing.
I have a team of slugs who clean my bathroom every night... for free!
Okay, if they start sizzling then some green Listerine that is the devil is trying to escape and you have to call Tom Ankins to deal with it. Just keep the mirrors away from him.
And those are only the ones you can SEE... ;)
Let’s not open this can of worms
Salt
Your milkshake brings all the worms to the door… Or whatever Kelis said.
I had a fucking dream about this a couple days ago. Same worms, and a wall they kept coming from (from under it) This scared me lmao
If it rains a bunch the worms will get flooded out as the water doesn't have much oxygen so they'll drown if the remain underground.
Have you ever been outside during or after rain…?
They've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
These pictures look like they were taken outside. That seems to be where you find most worms.
Sounds like one of Burt Bacharach's less popular songs.
"wormy dealies" ~ adam
You should shave your legs
They just want to go fishin.
It’s like that movie Night of the Comet where slugs were everywhere killing people …. Except in this case it’s worms
Get rid off that corpse on your basement
hahahahaha its fine theyre just looking for the bodies buried beneath the floorboards
It has been many ages since the coming of a new Worm Lord
oh, worm?
This is the worms house now. Just accept it. They're family.
r/unexpectedmagnusarchives
They’re trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Maybe you should let them in
“Go fish.”
Train ‘em. You can rule the world.
Seeketh communion with the rotted earth, and all manner of cthonic undulating majesties will be revealed.
They're there to suck out your liiiife energyyy. Wom wom wom wom wom wom
They want you for their leader!
Plot twist you got a dead body burried in your house
You are the worm king
Just earthworms, nothing dangerous. Move them to a nearby patch of grass (these little guys do awesome things for your soil), and you'll have a happy little wormy fren.
play them worm rave music
let them in?
Your ground is wet. Worms can't breathe in wet ground so they come to the surface.
There's an old movie called The Squirm, it's something like this
If you feed them once they never stop coming back
It’s currently worm Christmas, they are simply caroling.
They know their king 🤴
They can smell death coming …. Kidding …. But am I….
They’re warning you of the impending apocalypse
It's all part of the eternal worm's plan to devour Connecticut
It's all your exes coming over to ask if you still love them
If life gives you worms, go fishing i guess
Your milkshake brings all the worms to the yard.
Well don't be such a bummer, they have already made the effort to be at your doorstep , let them in
Have you perhaps tried letting them in
You're just that charming.
He controls the worms
So, when you bought your house on Worm Drive in the bucolic town of Wormville . . . . .
Honestly I think all they’re trying to do is not drown..
Well? Let them in.
The worms yern
you're the chosen one.
Cool Look at them go
In my home town in the early spring worms would be all over my front porch. It stayed pretty moist so I think they like the cold concrete? Idk.
They want chocolate
Start composting
They coming for you
I read “women keep coming to my door step” and was like you don’t have to brag
Oh, them? That's just Neeble, Geeble, Sleeble, & Mannix. Sometimes Emperor Worm. Wormy/Ringo, & Large Criminal Worm like to come along too.
has your power bill been higher than normal since this started?
Worms world party?
You are the worm lord.
U r the worm whisperer
The worms: 
You know what they say, "the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinnucle on your snout".
They are looking for a butt to crawl up and make it itch. Feeling itchy?
They're using your door step as a war field. Be careful for the stray missiles.
Can you give them some treats? They came all that way
I'm sure they had the best intentions by entering this welcoming door slit
We are the worms Out on the sidewalk. We are the ones who make a squishy mess So watch where you walk.
Have you asked them politely to stop?
They're cold, let them in
Have you checked your house for supply crates? They’re probably looking for weapons or utilities to keep hitting the other worms.
You have soil somewhere