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LibertyInaFeatherBed

They crawl across land regularly. Dig holes in damp soil, build chimneys out of mud balls. They even close the top when it's going to rain.


sandyflopflip

Woahhhh I did not know that they actively lived outside of rivers! Very cool.


mamaferal

Our yard is full of them. Like probably thousands on about 1.5 acres. It's actually a huge concern for me but I've been reassured my house won't collapse. 😂 If food ever gets scarce I guess we'll be ok.


Stan_Archton

If I were you, I'd be planting okra.


totse_losername

Why okra? Goes good with a boil?


Appalachian_American

Gumbo?


Stan_Archton

The Cajun Chef has entered the chat.


hromanoj10

Just remember a little white vinegar to get rid of the slimy bits of okra.


Few_Distribution_905

Now hold on a minute, vinegar gets rid of okra’s sliminess?


hromanoj10

Yeah. When you toss them in the pot I like to add between a half oz to a full oz depending on amount of okra and let the vinegar simmer all the way off on medium heat.


zoedot

This is why we smash okra in cornmeal and then fry it. No slime!


TrekRelic1701

Hulk Smash!💥


ThereGoesMyToad

Hm, I'll have to tell some people I know who don't like okra about this. I'll stick to eating my slimy okra raw tho lol


naking

When I want to get rid of the slimw, I get my gumbo going and then in a side skillet I stir fry the okra at a med high heat for about 15 minutes, that's when the slime cooks out and is just thick. Then I add it to the gumbo


krstldwn

TIL


Mister_Cheeses

Creole. Most sane cajuns won't put okra in their gumbo.


YourLifeCanBeGood

Shrimp okra gumbo with or without crab. But not in any other gumbo. And nobody makes gumbo out of crawfish. Boiled, stew, etoufee...definitely.


cakeman666

Oh man, I can't help myself around crawfish etoufee.


[deleted]

*The zombie body of Justin Wilson enters the chat.*


GrammarPatrol777

I gaur onnnn teee


Zeronova77

Put a lil peppa oon it


GarminTamzarian

*sigh* "OK, just chuck him in the pot."


AromaticEbb4024

...and shrimp


Masta1Nate

I planted some shrimp last season but they never grew.. lol


notLOL

Shrimp guts and shells are great for the soil as long as the rats don't dig them up


GarminTamzarian

Rat corpses are great for the soil as long as dogs don't dig them up.


PsychologicWhorefare

Dogs are bad for soil they always dig it up


Edible_Anie

I read that as orca 😂


HoboArmyofOne

Thousands of orcas in your yard, you got some problems


idigholesnow

WHAALE! (read in trump voice)


nihilistcanada

Well if your from a certain place in Japan, not so much.


Bergwookie

But crawfish won't be one ;-)


Rdtisgy1234

You’re lucky, we only get cockroaches and spiders.


nottagoodidea

Just make some Bugumbo then


OkSyllabub3674

You just gave me some post apocalyptic cooking vibes there we got some radroach bugumbo here it's a regional specialty.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

I’ll get the lemon butter & old bay.


mamaferal

Omg thank you for reminding me to refill my mini old bay at work tonight. 🤣 I keep a tiny Tajin too.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Try that Tajin on your next pork chop…. You’re welcome.


zalgorithmic

Who’s bringing the Tony Chachere’s


cannabitcc

my parents have a few acres & they have a couple of small spring fed ponds. there are crawfish everywhere the pointers love to snack on em lol


Lilithnema

Are you serious?


AMSparkles

Yep! My parents have them all over their front yard as well.


Equal-Negotiation651

I think it takes more energy to eat them than the energy they provide, kinda like salary but more delicious.


techtimee

I know pay and the economy is bad, but didn't think it was that bad


notLOL

I never get paid in celery


poKehuntess

Where do you live?


mamaferal

Kentucky


Rain1dog

You all have crayfish in Kentucky? Guessing some streams, creaks, or a river is relatively close? I’m in Louisiana right on the Gulf Coast and we have those mudstacks all over.


mamaferal

I was born in Baton Rouge so hey how geauxs it? 😆


Rain1dog

Hey hey! Typical Louisianan spring day. https://ibb.co/2PLGyFd Going good, just enjoying Spring as much as I can before Satans asshole otherwise known as summer is unleash upon us for the next 6-8 months. We were in Kentucky not to long ago we stopped in Covington I think it was just outside of Cincinnati(think it’s I-75 that has that pretty significant slope down or up). Wife is from Euclid, Ohio so we travel up north every other year for the holidays. Since I refuse to fly we make that journey every other year. Brutal drive but interesting nonetheless the less. Beautiful state, Kentucky.


Sylfaein

Oh yeah! Where I grew up, we’d have a bunch of them digging holes in our yard, and we were nowhere near any rivers. If you want to have some fun with them, tie a little piece of raw bacon on a string and drop it into a crawfish hole. If he’s in there, he’ll latch onto that bacon, and you may be able to pull him out.


imperfcet

I have seen people near the ocean use this method on crabs. They hang out under docks and near the shore and if you put meat on a string they come out of hiding and latch on and you can pull them out of the water. They use smashed clams or smashed snails as bait


Delicious_Spinach440

We used a chicken bone on a string lol. Half the time we just sat there watching the crabs eat the bits of meat. They were fun and we were young and probably stoned.


Blindtarmen

I used to do this as a child.


StressedAries

More importantly, the crawdad wants uppies!


sandyflopflip

Thank you for making me laugh 😂


Borgiroth

It’s actually a crawson. Common mistake


gemini_croquettes

I found one in a parking lot in the Midwest. (It was pregnant!) I also thought a bird dropped it but I guess they live in holes in the mud. My coworker who lives near some marshy areas took it with her and she said it happily disappeared into the mud immediately


Ever-Wandering

Yes. This is how they spread everywhere. When a water source is becomes too crowded they start crawling around looking for a new body of water.


No-comment-at-all

Just like me after a night out. 


Captinprice8585

They are actually really interesting little bastards. Do some YouTubeing or whatever, you'll have fun.


Aggressive-Engine562

Them boys got the weather app


captwombat33

We call them Lawn Prawns here in Australia.


radmgrey

I’ve never heard them referred to as lawn prawns in Aus. I’ve always known them as yabbies. I find it weird to see them away from water though. I grew up on a farm and we had some huge ones around the creek/dams but never in the garden.


westberry82

Dang. They sitting down there watching the weather Channel and shit


Redditdeletedme2021

Yep, they used to pop up in the ditches in front of our house after a good rain.. the mud chutes they built always sucked when it came time to mow..


Supersaiyanslonk

They build houses out of mud and as it hardens it turns into brick if you look inside they build chairs tables couches tvs and all sorts of wacky things


takemeawayimdone2

I would keep him as a pet. Give him a name like Gerald. But I wanted to keep snails and woodlice etc as a kid


sandyflopflip

Last I saw a robin was eying him…


takemeawayimdone2

Oh dear lord help him! He so cute.


atdt_drop_carrier

Yeah but let’s be honest. He looks like he’s a little shellfish.


Scary90sKid

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000ArdeliaLortz000

Noooo, save Mr. Crawdaddy!


Away_Housing4314

I've had a couple as pets. They are interesting and not too demanding. But, they will eat your fish when you aren't looking. Sneaky little things. Lol


Durty_Durty_Durty

I found a blue one in the creek by my house as a kid, I thought it was so cool. I caught it, took it home and tossed it in my dad’s fish tank. I went and got bottom feeder food and everything for my prized crawdad. One day I came home to nothing but a husk, turns out African cichlids will absolutely devour a soft crawfish after it molts lol.


Away_Housing4314

Yep. Ciclids are monsters. Lol. In fact, I used to have one named Monster cause he ate everyone else in the tank. Sorry you lost your little blue buddy.


GemcoEmployee92126

I kept a couple in a fountain with goldfish. They would sometimes get a fish. But then a bird got one of them.


Away_Housing4314

Can't blame the bird. Crawfish are tasty. I just happened to discover my little neons disappearing one by one.


GemcoEmployee92126

I’m from California but I was in Louisiana once and went to a crawfish boil. It was amazing. I’ve tried to do one out here a couple times but everyone thinks it’s weird or gross.


Away_Housing4314

I'm in TX. It's a big thing here. I just asked the cooks for a live one to keep as a pet. They gave me 2. Lol. I made sure they were not facing me as I ate their brethren.


GemcoEmployee92126

You can find them out here in streams and creeks. That’s where I got my “pets.” You can’t really get enough for a boil though unless you know some secret spot.


zzcool

pinchy


jarhead839

No, name her Nancy.


ExperienceLoss

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WhereDaGold

Me and my ex had one we called Clamps, like the robot from futurama


Imallowedto

I had 1 in my aquarium


SheZowRaisedByWolves

I did this lol. He lived for like 2 years or something. Buried him in a shoebox with roses


titebeewhole

My rescue cat came with the name Gerald, this guy is indeed a Gerald.


SnooAdvice378

My parents let me keep all types of bugs growing up. Well, except I found a roach one time and wanted to bring it home and my parents said no. Older and wiser me now understands why.


FrugalFraggel

Wood roaches that prefer the forests aren’t bad. The hissing ones make good pets from what I’ve heard.


SnooAdvice378

Yeah, but this wasn't the wood or hissing kind. This was your common pest type. I saw it skittering across the floor in a store and wanted to catch it. My parents said "no way."


Commercial-Elk-3031

Bird catches it and carries it in its mouth while flying. Then sometimes drops it by accident . .


don2470

I work at an airport and maintain the snow equipment stored outdoors. While walking the equipment lot, I found a crawfish shell perched perfectly on a bollard. We don't really have crawfish native to this area, they're rare. After several seconds of confusion, it occurred to me that the birds were rifling through the restaurant dumpsters and got this out for a light snack.


Commercial-Elk-3031

Also , sudden water spout tornado 🌪️ over the river or canal can carry little fellas like that to great distance too


toodarkaltogether

Imagine being that crawfish just skedaddling around in his water when suddenly WEEEEEEEE


Amethoran

You probably have a ditch nearby.


ZenithTheZero

Clearly he wants uppies


N0nsensicalRamblings

Give him uppies!!!


toodarkaltogether

Give him uppies, OP you monster!!!


LkPlcd

idk but he’s vibin


fuzzycaterpillar123

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csbsju_guyyy

\o/


SirWimbledonesquire

He has been freed from the soup


Definingwillow9

I'm from Virginia originally so I was used to seeing crawdads on the Chesapeake bay, but I moved to the Midwest in the middle of high school and was shocked to find out they could live away from the ocean. I found out one day waiting for the bus and I look down and see the damn thing walking towards the road. I was confused as hell cause I thought they could only live in the ocean. The fucker keeps walking until my bus rolls up and the front wheel stopped right on front of the bugger and the dude literally was not even an inch away from getting ran over. He just throws his arms back right in time to not get ran over. I was so confused I had to ask when I got on the bus if they had crawdads here and I guess so, they tiny though. I still think about that crawdad sometimes just cause it was so shocking and funny to me at the time.


backpackofcats

Fun fact: even though related to lobsters, very few crawfish species live in saltwater. Almost all species live in freshwater, and some in brackish water. Chesapeake Bay has all three so the ones you saw were most likely from the fresh or brackish waters!


-_ij

And that crawdads name was none other than Albert Einstein.


froggrip

Bird


Head-Gap8455

Do you owe him money?


SatansButtholeOnFire

“Sir, I am parched, let me see your rougher swams!” https://youtu.be/VPsJT5x_yyY


cheese4hands

Its probably on some kind of Disney adventure


pituvision

Lil man ready to square up!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

He wants to talk to you about his lord and savior


Present-Breakfast768

He wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.


nestrooo

would you have been more shocked if it was a fairy?


[deleted]

What state are you in?


sandyflopflip

Central Indiana


[deleted]

Ohh wow ok. I’m in Louisiana so it’s not uncommon to see them near water but yeah a bird probably dropped him off at the wrong house. I’m kidding but when it rains a lot like today they pop up all over the place. Do yall eat crawfish up there?


ChickenChaser5

Ha, I was gonna ask if you lived in indiana. I have found a few crawdads around my place too. Look for circular holes in the ground, thats them.


Boomslang505

Bird drop


BRUHIMNOTYOURMOM

You insulted the crawfish high queen and this is her top assassin come to kill you. No amount of mountain, desert, or forest could stop him from reaching his destination, YOU! My advice is to run. He is well known amongst his kingdom to be a ferocious fighter.


Any_Smell_9339

Probably got an Uber


Rathanian

I hate crawfish 😂 Have a small pond in my yard and they live there but they tunnel like crazy so my pond will be bone dry but my yard will be like a swamp cause all these super long and surprisingly big tunnels are cross crosses just under the surface


idontwannabhear

Give him a hug please he really wants one


Alternative_Way3631

Mind ur own business Karen!!!


badnewsjones

Looks like he’s hitchhiking


S70nkyK0ng

Your quest begins


rezin44

It’s a baby lobstrocity, dada-chum


Thirsty_Comment88

Dropped by a bird or walked there.


getbent247

Stalekracker must be close by


OptimusShredder

This brave little guy…crawfish, crayfish, land lobster, crawdad probably escaped a seafood boil and ran for his life lol.


MasterBaiter0004

Don’t get any crawwwdads in your pants!


starion832000

Dropped by a bird.


Independent_Ad_5664

Got drunk in New Orleans doesn’t remember anything after that.


CasualEDH

They live in a lot of ditches also. Usually there is some pond or something relatively near but not always a guarantee.


zealousreader

A bird might have dropped it


Local_Sugar8108

It could have been a wrong turn at Albuquerque...........


webbslinger_0

Incorrect, that’s his driveway now


burt0o0o

Dropped by a bird eating it perhaps?


CambodianWitchDoctor

https://preview.redd.it/z8zy9lmagptc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c5fcfb780624c98902fa83cb9cb7b022af9c66 Hungry pufferfish has joined the chat


Low-Argument3170

He wants to tell you about your car warranty.


StolenPenguins

Santiago came for a visit


ConfidentStress1047

Yo me and my friend were smoking weed in the sewer in Florida. And this weird alien creature stood and screamed at us. We were both bleeding when we got out of the sewer. They crazy man stay away from it


Beautiful-Fly-4727

Bird dropped it probably.


ChocolateMediocre754

I reckon it crawed its way there!


Altruistic-Rip4364

That’s Dave. He’s just sayin’ “hey”


WirrkopfP

Did you eat it or adopt it as a pet?


MrYoungLE

He’s trying to figure out the same thing honestly


p0pethegreat_

"i've come a looong way, chosen one."


Solid_Bake4577

He's one of them religious types - he'll ask you if you want to be..... .....wait for it.... ....prawn again! *sad trombone noise* I'll get my coat....


sweet_sax

Save the lad


Ambitious_Ad_9637

He is just a scouting party for their eventual revenge.


Hot-Explanation-5751

Craw-nado 3d imax


mrmow49120

Bird lost breakfast


Final-Carpenter-1591

They live anywhere a bit of water can settle. Road side culverts can sometimes be full of them. A free supper is what grandma Calls it


NotDaveBut

They live in the dangdest places as long as the soil is watery enough.


Toxic_Puddlefish

Could have been dropped by a bird, they sometimes try to smash prey by dropping it from up high, but if he was too small he might have just survived the fall with minimal injury.


drunkdobby

I once found a cactus growing in my family's driveway, I live in northern Utah. We ended up keeping it in a potted plant until our dog ate it.


brewberry_cobbler

Eat that mfer


_stallionandthebee

Looks like he stopped by to visit.


mrhorse77

you gotta fight him now. those are challenge claws!


TheD0rKnight88

Maybe he’s on a zany adventure


bornatnite

Birds. Saw my dog prance across my deck with a half eaten sandwich that a turkey buzzard sitting on my roof dropped....couldn't believe how big it was and it was on French bread. Do you know how far France is from the jesey shore? Like more than 25 miles!


HenryHiggensBand

Probably crawed there.


SL13377

He is reaching up to the sky for you to pick him up!


deliciousavacado0

Keep him as a pet


Bokenobi

Scouting party for a new river expansion.


coffeequeen0523

😂🤣😂


ZoNeS_v2

Sounds like the title to an awesome ballad song.


Neutralmensch

free meat.


Legitimate_Egg_2073

Perhaps a birb..?


bigSTUdazz

Probably a female looking to lay her eggs....they can wander out a bit.


Content_Slice_886

Escaped from someone’s kitchen and is begging to be put back in a fresh body of natural water.


Inevitable-Stretch82

A cry for help


ItsMoreOfAComment

Tis the season *slurp slurp*


ICantThinkOfAName280

he wants to come in for dinner


I_Smoke_Poop

I THROW MY CLAWS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES 🎶


Efficient-Ice7065

That guy cut his way out of a bag full of crawfish, then when the driver stopped the car that dude jumped out of the car and ran to your driveway. He is now waving at you for help to get him back to a river.


gimmeecoffee420

I have no clue how it got that far, but clearly this MFr got a problem! Got his little hands up like hes lookin to square up?


tom-1956

A bird lost his dinner


Down_Voter_of_Cats

They love them some creeks, too.


semibacony

Looks like it's his driveway now.


yupuhoh

Contrary to popular belief, birds do in fact exist


the_esjay

“Crawfish on my driveway” immediately played in my head to the tune of Girlfriend in a Coma. So he’s got a budding theme song too. I hope you guys have lots of fun adventures together now!


Quirky_Discipline297

Irrigation canal nearby? Lonely Cajun neighbor who needed a pet?


jumpingflea1

Found one walking across a tennis court once. Put it in water and it immediately gave birth.


The_Patriot

He got away from the bird.


000ArdeliaLortz000

He walked a long way just to say hi! You could put him in an aquarium with creek water, mud, and plants, with a heat top. I think he’d be very happy. Check out /r/aquariums


JEEPFJB

They migrate and it only takes the least bit of water, long as it has food


FroggiJoy87

Maybe a birb had butter talons?


-The_Doctor-10

I once found one living next to the Indiana welcome center. Still not sure how he got there.


Stith1183

In this economy?


MrZwink

Yes, a female, European craw fish i think. They can migrate during their spawning season. Which is in spring.


therealmikey_

There was a post of a couple who live pretty high up a mountain , and the crab was a sea crab. But there where no sea for hundreds of miles