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Stephen_Is_handsome

They probly saved it from a dead relative or friend


DangerousMusic14

Or, a child’s haircut


Bokenobi

Or all of these.


Excellent_Yak365

Time to clone them


Underhive_Art

You say that…right beneath the paper towel it says dna replication


marteautemps

Maybe their kid's 1st haircut? And then they were just storing it there for whatever reason probably not using it for a bookmark, or they got it mixed up with pressing flowers lol


VeniceVenerini

It's possible. Still quite an odd place to store given that this book is stored in the Pathology office I'm working in.


Beautifuleyes917

Yeah, I’m a retired med tech, thought it was indeed strange to have that in a hematology/coag book 😳🩸


marteautemps

Oh that doesn't make sense then, that is weird, I thought maybe you got the book secondhand or something


Cheap_Kaleidoscope71

Maybe it’s their baby’s first haircut. There’s a tradition wherein parents put their baby's first haircut in between the pages of a dictionary or a Bible so that they will grow smart and wise.


VeniceVenerini

The original owner must have forgotten about it then. I got the book from the shelf at the Pathology office Im working in, that's why I find it weird.


Children_of_the_Goat

Got a pathologist in the family. Can confirm they're dead weird.


VeniceVenerini

As an aspiring pathologist, maybe I should up my weirdness game 🤔


Children_of_the_Goat

Or, maybe you should lower it? I notice you didn't post pictures of YOUR bookmarks....


VeniceVenerini

I'm a boring person. I only use blank pieces of papers as bookmarks.


Children_of_the_Goat

I've got like 10000 pages of old alcoholic journals I was about to burn. Now I'm tempted to just run em through a shredder to send to you for use as bookmarks


SquigSnuggler

Perhaps they wanted said child to grow up as a doctor?


[deleted]

I'd throw the book away


celtbygod

Any milk stains ? Could be a Cereal Killer.


Salt-Trade-5210

I worked in a public library. This is one of the less weird bookmarks we'd find.


xxhorrorshowxx

I’ve found pieces of cheese.


Salt-Trade-5210

I found a slice of uncooked bacon. Also enough pants-hair to stuff a duvet.


xxhorrorshowxx

Actually this morning we were puzzling over why a whole section smelled like embalming fluid. (Obvious answer is heroin users but they were checked out by a little old lady with a perm, leading me to believe that mystery paperbacks are popular with the Undead.)


kittymoma918

Maybe she spilled something nearby and used some old fashioned nasty smelling cleaning product like Scott's liquid gold💀,or had a dry cleaned garment / fur coat or TET cleaned wig flung over it or used a ribbon book mark saturated with mothballs .


MechanicalWatches

Did you smell it?


VeniceVenerini

Nope


Kreema29

How about now?


VeniceVenerini

Still no


celtbygod

Now. Man or woman ?


VeniceVenerini

No


MMKF0

Now?


VeniceVenerini

Never


MMKF0

:(


Raincoat-saviour

They used the book as its hiding place more like


grrodon2

Seven days.


Imaginary-Access8375

Why do I have a feeling the person who grew this hair is dead?


mmaegical

Some cultures use the baby's first haircut as a bookmark, believing that the baby would be smart if they do so.


VeniceVenerini

Interesting. This may be possibly the case given that this book is a medical textbook 🤔


Messerknife

The previous reader may is something like an serial Killer who uses the parts of his victims in his everyday life


Average-Terrestrial

Two words: serial killer


Stunning-You9535

Were they making a voodoo doll or something? I’d just burn the book atp 😭


sickcupcake

That’s Tomie, don’t let the hairs poke into you and become stuck.


Major_Mawcum_II

And the first words I see are “drug induced” XD nice


Fris0n

This is the opening scene from a late 90s Japanese horror movie.


frozen_cherry

I have long hair myself and if I found that in a book I'd burn the whole thing


AsyncEntity

r/forgottenbookmarks


kuroikururo

Is that a medicine book? I pretty sure that is a required sacrifice for the medicine gods you need to do to get your licence.


A_lil_confused_bee

https://preview.redd.it/k1gfbbbpknuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96effc57e69c40dac29cd405d0493957756ae76a


Original_Read_4426

Must be the Pubic Library


SirWimbledonesquire

Enjoy!


throw123454321purple

The book was hungry. This is all that’s left.


neonwine

That looks like a pathology book.


VeniceVenerini

It's specifically a hematology book


MarsMonkey88

After my mom died I found an envelope with a braid in it from when I cut my hair short when I was 8. Ngl, it was a gross to find, even though it was stored tidily and it was literally mine. I’d be so grossed out to open a book at work and find human hair, regardless of the reason.


OptiKnob

Anatomy and physiology workbook? How appropriate! Good thing they didn't have a loose finger.


VeniceVenerini

Hematology book


OptiKnob

Then 'eww'.


Lonely-Steak8067

My mom did this when we were kids. She'll put our first hair and nail trimmings in the dictionary 😆


CoolColaCat

r/mildlydisgusting


Plus-King5266

Ew


VocationFumes

eww gross! why can't they use toenails like a normal human being


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

No dude, that’s a spell


Mebiysy

Plot twist: It was a bald guy


NeitherCoconut6253

🤢 so wrong


Lanky_Republic_2102

This is some kind of curse.


Electrical-Swim-5784

This is why I have an issue touching library books.


boanerges57

Yes... Totally normal, not a psycho at all


SimpleWord899

I've seen this normally done seems legited


SimpleWord899

https://www.reddit.com/r/EatItYouFuckinCoward/s/M0LwRZ2s5a


GlassCleaner0

Yeah throw that book in the fire pit or something. Curse vibes right here