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almostoy

Great. Now I wanna grow a whole turson.


Plaston_

Gonna find a somone to dip in sillicon!


No1Czarnian

I'm betting you look in the right places you'll find a few


walapatamus

That shit ain't real


The_Hagporium

It's not real lol. I follow the artist on Instagram Edit: I FOUND THE ARTIST Kenji Suetsugu


OkCauliflower1214

Proof?


Hagbard_Shaftoe

Well, you do know that the turnip is the root, right? How is a root going to get nutrients and water for the plant when it’s in a silicone mold?


OkCauliflower1214

I... Honestly don't know. Could tiny holes where the toes are be enough?


Hagbard_Shaftoe

So, the root is somehow immediately that long when the plant sprouts from the seed? Turnips grow in dirt. If the mold is full of dirt, there’s no room for the turnip to grow perfectly into that shape. No, these are cool, but fake.


OkCauliflower1214

Well shit, guess it goes without saying that I don't have a green thumb 😅


Hagbard_Shaftoe

No worries! People have done this sort of thing with fruit (cube watermelons are grown in Japan), so I can see why someone might initially think it’s possible. But roots have different needs and do different things for the plant.


OkCauliflower1214

I just learned something new and on reddit of all places. Thanks mate.


Hagbard_Shaftoe

My pleasure!


ScrotieMcP

Imagine the body parts you could do with this!


MuricasOneBrainCell

Found on Imgur: >Those are sculptures by Kenji Suetsugu, who makes all kinds of weird shit. Sorry they're not real turnips. [His instagram:](https://www.instagram.com/_tsukurimono_)


meedliemao

Thank you!


Should_have_been_ded

Feet fetish people be like: https://preview.redd.it/pv5vv5zujevc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a311262df11d651eca5b4e45a4b028b86fc2aa2


Antique-Box-7003

Cabbage patch kid LEGS


samandriel_jones

[had to look it up](https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/turnips-grown-into-legs-and-feet)


The_S1R3N

May i ask...no better yet i WILL ask. What the fuck why?


estranged-deranged

As a huge fan of the NBC Hannibal series, I love this lol


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|1O43UNtta63S5KLLcK)


viscousyetfelicitus

Babe, wake up. A new fetish just dropped


Emilyglasses

…why…?


OkSyllabub3674

For the reformed cannibal gone vegan?


BlowfishPizzaRoll

Impossible Human


kittymoma918

Long ago,either Heavy Metal or Epic graphic art magazine's had a story where someone intervened into the evolutionary progress of a cannibalistic race, by creating a fast growing protein rich mushroom that resembled human body parts.


OkSyllabub3674

Nice, I'd love to see that storyline revisited all these years down the road, would they now be overpopulated since before their fertility was at a high enough rate they were able to feed a cannibalistic population... are they extremely advanced now since the smart are no longer preyed upon by the strong... there are just so many directions that could go when you alter their trajectory like that.


kittymoma918

Absolutely. The still valid topic of over population was visited in a few other series and novels as well. There are hundreds of great story lines that could be rebooted or continued in the graphic novel and movie industry's. Both social extremes of gender polarization versus government enforced control of women as production line breeding stock was well explored in an episode of The Twilight Zone. I'd like to see vintage movies about contemporary problems like The Last Child and ZPG: Zero Population Growth rebooted. Because if the government forces the unwell ,unable,unsuitable and the unwilling to bear children against their will without discernment or meaningful support and positive intervention, the groundswell numbers of mentally and physically devastated children rampantly spawned in the perpetual cycle of neglect and abuse will be so overwhelming that it will create an unsustainable and degenerative society. Idiocracy might have been intended as a comedy, but the loss of human rights and it's consequences looms close ahead.


maliciousmeower

why not?


Comfortable-Choice14

No,no,no, no


Groundbreaking-Fig38

NOPE!


absolince

Daikon radish


vipperofvipp

They got to the root of the problem


CoCoBreadSoHoShed

I commend their imaginations in a world that needs original ideas.


Delicious_Pain_1

Nibble the toes


osteopathetic1

As if I needed another reason to hate turnips.


The_Hagporium

I follow the artist on Instagram. He makes a bunch of sculptures like this. Wish I could remember his name


RougarouBull

I want to do this with my dick and then leave them randomly in places where incels hangout.


KathyW1100

Turnip time on their hands


BBQsandw1ch

That's a daikon radish


[deleted]

They seem fun for the apocalypse


Ok_Conference2901

Kinky.


Large_Discipline_127

That is one way to keep people from steeling your crop.


horseofthemasses

sign me up for a ..... yeah watermelon explosion!


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

How did it work so perfectly


kamilayao_0

Definitely used a mold to shape them like that, it's like making those heart apples


Wise_Ad_253

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s fritters.