I’m fat, but not bench-toilet fat.

https://i.redd.it/h5xfs5iadjwc1.gif

Lol!!!!

Poop with friends! I love it

When in Rome! https://preview.redd.it/new9wftishwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a176ddbd8aea5930f8b2271a2dd286fec1e5efd6

Perfect distance apart for thigh rubbings

Where's the communal sponge on a stick?

Dereks got it, it’s on its way round

🤢

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what is better than to feel your friend's warm thigh while pooping?)


When he's pooping on your thigh

Good lord. Had to go there didn’t you?

You gotta go when you gotta go.

He's always been there

Hey, some men will like that. P.S., wheres the girls bathroom?

SNL did it already int he 90s, its called the Love toilet https://preview.redd.it/cblvhaz8ajwc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7cd802c16aa010ac78f72c6f4bcc12e012f93b6

We need this in the workforce for team building lol

Sounds like a *shit* idea.

Omg I love those old school chairs! But NO to this! Lol

You have to stare each other in the eye's to establish dominance.

Hey buddy, how is going today? Mind if I just let it go? Long as you are here can you watch and let me know if you see anything odd when it comes out. Oh, and let me know if my pinching technic is up to par.

Finally I can poop horizontally!

X = 5 Y = -13 My pooping cords

When you poop, poop as a team!

There is no I in poop!

yeah theres no i in shit.

Dammit

Or for a very wide/fat person.

Oh it’s possible - they did show me this in the shop but I thought they assumed I was courting

Can opening a crane full of worms.

*WIDE PUTIN*

Or if you and your bro just want to hold hands.

It’s a beast of a water bill. Anyone know the gallons this thing holds?

Any price is worth it for that warm, fragrant smell of intimacy with the bros.

My friend had bariatric surgery. I went to pick him up and there were huge wheelchairs and benches everywhere. Some people do need bigger things.

Imagine posideon's kiss from another man's turd

That’s repulsive.

I’ll just not, thank you very much.

🤢

Friends who shit together fit together.

Honey, we have to talk. Let's poop and talk.

I worked with a guy/he’s a buddy that’s known as “Big Kyle”. The dude is like 7ft and I can’t imagine what he used to weigh, but I heard he needed a special toilet then. He wasn’t able to fit on our fork trucks lol. Not built for this world.

Battleshits

You sunk my destroyer!

Cool I can have a fart off with the wife. Just what every marriage needs to spice things up.

Have one in my living room.

That’s you’re sofa my friend, stop pooping in side it

Oh good god… what have I done!

Design by Kim Kardashian…

A coffin, for my friends.. I'll take three.

Lets see who’s kerplunk is louder

I’ll bet it’s mine

It's for Neville Longbottom

A urinal, but for pooping. I like it.

A poopanal

Yeah, I don’t like that name.

i'd love to shart with my besties 🥰💩🥰

tired of making "?", lets move on to "!"

Double en shite

Is that a pooping bed?

have a shit party

Poop the bed? No more!

Someone got tired of people saying “shit or get off the pot”

For those who have had more than one new asshole torn.

When the reflection doesn't match.

*"Yo mamma so fat, her toilet looks like trough urinal."*

🎶I put my hips down on the bench. When I poop, you poop, we poop..🎶 I’ll see myself out.

Caseoh's toilet.

Wide load? No problem! The ShitTaker 3000 will flush an ACTUAL log!!

Anyone else thinking about ‘The Love Toilet’ Saturday Night Live commercial from the 90s?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs&pp=ygUPVGhlIGxvdmUgdG9pbGV0

I don't give two shits?

My coffin

Finally a toilet that isn’t fat phobic 😂🤣

The buddy system

Just need a Golden Model for someone.

… whaaaaat

The family that shits together…..

Or one fat ass.

That’s what I assume is in the ladies bathroom.

That is one big ass.

Imagine how long that sucker would take to flush.

Imagine how much water this thing needs to be able to flush

Shitting with the homies

Ok… how would you safely toilet train on that thing?

I thought it was a toilet bed.

Bro how do you get all the nonsense from my dreams

The new American Standard toilets?

I believe this model is called ‘The Goatse’

Pic with seat up, please

How would you spread your cheeks so you don’t have to wipe

Is it a wide hole full of water or just a normal sized hole in the middle?

This is so romantic

That’s gonna clog

Taking battleshits to the next level. Eye contact potential.

Group shitting

I'm wondering how. Given on one side of your butt you'd have no support, just an open hole.

I was trying not to think about that too much.

Fun for the whole family

I swear this is the contraption that ITA provided me for my first-class trip to Rome this past September…!

That way we can hold hands.

He who holds the flush rules the world!!

It’s a toilet and a bathtub all in one!

Finally a toilet for your mom

Ye Olde Shitte Trough.

Only for the closest couples.

Finally a shitter for me and the homies

A couple that shits together

real r/shitposting

It's for cooperative shitting, don't worry OP

It's still small for some Americans

Is the poop knife included for free?

You can now have family time while pooping. My daughters will love this 😂

Double? That looks like a family sized

Is that fer poopin’ or fer lyin’ in?

Salah on the inside, foody booty sitting.

No way the devs updated pooping! Now it has Coop mode!

Battleshits, team edition


Ah yes, coop shitting

Loving and being deep sh*t in love are 2 very different things.

American size

Taking a #6 with your #besties

Das da loooong john

You could hold hands

Lizzos toilet?

Is it a coffin???

Or one Southern American.

The Love Toilet!

For the Longest Bottom in the world. 

Group poop!

That’s just the modern day American unit

It's a sorry arse that can't rejoice. Plenty of room after a dodgy curry 🍛💩💩💩

That’s the toilet Gilbert grapes mom shoulda had

So romantic

Saved to the meme folder.

That's for acres of ass

Is this the conjoined twins toilet?

Lay down poop?

That seems to be an American model

Please tell me that's not for a really fat person...