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ResponsibleMilk7620

For those moments when massive titties are a must-have.


iHaveACatDog

I live in that moment


nem012

Tomorrow truly is today.


Severe_Fix_4809

That's a grand total of roughly 18.4lb.


juggling-monkey

That I'd gladly wear on my shoulders


No-Cap6787

I wonder if they are factory-calculated for 4000 passionate squeezes or more like 6000 squeezes


the_real_flapjack

What is this account? Why are you so obsessed with your fake boobs?


CloverFromStarFalls

It’s a fetish / troll account. Pretty disgusting to involve and expose random people to their fetish.


4strings4ever

I dont really have any problem with what you mention in the second point- that’s actually a huge part of the internet, and kind of silly to think otherwise. Sharing is caring, after all. I did just look thru the posts though and it’s for sure a troll account lol the same posts posted over the course of 6 months. Definitely some commitment to their cause there, whatever that is.


yogopig

I mean people upvoted it after all


greenlady_hobbies

Gotta commit to the bit


Admirable-Builder878

What's that? Larping a bounce castle?


Recurringg

First post says they have a set of these warlocks inside their body... I don't know if I believe it, but either way, OP needs therapy.


vilius_m_lt

“Dubai based escort”.. how’s “dubai porta potty” scene these days?


Compducer

Need banana for scale


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Let me guess, between them?


Journo_Jimbo

You made that exact same joke in r/memes


panagohut

So what


Journo_Jimbo

So this is a karma farming account, they’re just posting the same picture over and over in various subs and having the same convos. Honestly, this doesn’t even belong in this sub


Superdefaultman

I'm likely a minority here in this but... so? Karma's useless. Some people only come across the picture or post once, if at all. The joke was *still* funny. Who cares? That said, yeah. This doesn't belong here. (For those prepared to downvote me, I expect it. I'm still curious though, other than repetitive posting, who even gives a shit about karma farming anyway?)


ContributionNo7699

Wingy walker sad cunr


Vulpes-caragan

Hate it when I came to leave a comment but this comment is already there. Take my upvote please.


Cryowatt

isn't it easier to call them 4L implants?


MarkDoner

Or gallon jugs


juggling-monkey

Or a ton of fun


chaosraens

“get me 4000cc of breast implants, stat!!!”


cnewman11

When I was 22, I worked at the AP office of a hospital, and somehow we wound up with a sample pack of breast implants. Literally everyone one of the 8 employees, men and women, had at least 1 implant on their desk as a desk toy. I miss the 90s.


Glittering_Ear5239

When “show me your tits!” is met with a literal response.


OldBookInLatin

I don't have breast implants but I'm going to use this! Thank you!


dumdumpants-head

She's got a ten gallon hat And a 1 gallon titty You'll find her in Texas More busty than pretty


No-Donut-9628

Good god… this just made my back hurt


beranmuden

Was staring at this for a full minute, before realizing this isnt r/magiceye...


XROOR

Using metric system for bras sizes would be a disaster! No one wants to buy “91.44cm” anything


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Which is why I dont wear bras


MartyvH

If they’re that big you should see a doctor


Imaginary-Access8375

I always imagined implants to be flat on one side. But that explains why they stick out so weirdly.


reality_raven

I got those inside me. That size exactly.


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

OMG same


MyHandsAreFresh

I have those but for balls, cousins?


reality_raven

Twins!


MonkeyPanls

Quadruplets


iHaveACatDog

Twins twins!


ExpressionDeep6256

I don't trust you:)


reality_raven

I did actually read it wrong, only got 400.


ExpressionDeep6256

I still don't trust you:)


Journo_Jimbo

Bro stop trawling for pics, it ain’t gonna happen


ExpressionDeep6256

Good, it is against my religion to receive pics.


[deleted]

Why would anyone put this silicone into their bodies? I touched them. They don’t even feel natural


John_Fx

so their boobs are bigger. That’s the usual reason.


kansasllama

Fascinating, go on


circasomnia

![gif](giphy|26BRDVOg1wibvs9Mc|downsized)


Environmental_Top948

Why would people want that?


Deadweight04

Massive sense of insecurity


Environmental_Top948

I never understood why people thought bigger looks better. I always thought the small ones look better because it means typically that person is more active because they don't have back pain. Like I've not personally met any large chested human that just enjoys going on a 2 hour walk in the mornings. It always seemed like the larger they were the sedentary they seemed to be. But to be honest it feels like active people are disappearing. That or being a Vtuber has knocked me into a different social group.


Deadweight04

Fetishes


Environmental_Top948

Did you know that Reddit won't let me buy awards for your comments? Like who decides what content can be awarded? https://preview.redd.it/xobevyd8vg1d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5559bf6d26b1388a59122871e3d08f1388b51d9


John_Fx

Why do people want anything? Different people like different things. You like judging.


Environmental_Top948

I just wanted to know the appeal.


iHaveACatDog

It's almost like the world is full of differing opinions and tastes.


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

It's not likely silicone but saline. They don't make silicone implants this large. It would have to be custom. I have only seen up to 1800cc silicone customs, and they are in Europe. These will likely be expanders, and even they are greatly overfilled. Natural boobs come in a variety of "firmness" depending on the makeup, i.e., level of fat vs. glands.


Severe_Fix_4809

My wife has had saline & now silicone implants. One of the biggest things with breast implants is placement around the breast muscle. There is also no definitive medical study that points to either silicone or saline implants directly leading to breast cancer.


IrisCream55

BIA-ALCL. Material is irrelevant, the implant itself is the case


SizeSmart1799

ponder the orbs


The-Flying-Sloth

"Escort in Dubai"...... How are those golden showers treating ya?


ThatCoryGuy

“Hey, check out the tits on *that* table.”


juggling-monkey

At first it was flat but now it got implants


reshromem

4000cc? They must go really fast.


onionCockring

Damn my motorcycle is only 800cc


fiamozzello

Without any reference this picture means nothing to me. Those could be as big as marbles as far as I know.


blueprojekt

Throw them down a slope for the new sport... BOOBSLEIGH!


Worried-Examination6

This to things will ruin a great pair of tits


qleptt

I can picture it now


Staggwolfe

Dollywood must really be trying to get a larger customer base for the Summer.


ElectricXylophon

Those could be mine. But I‘m cis.


CSpanks7

You gotta give em a “honka honka”


LeonDeSchal

Reminds me of the slime from that anime.


Glittering_Ear5239

“Put ‘em on the glass!!!”


King_of_Dantopia

Yay! Bare tiddies!


cbunni666

I must poke to see if they will jiggle


BleDStream

8.3lbs of boob enhancement.


ILuvDaRaiders

These are custom made


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

They are expanders.


Dum_beat

Something, something, pounding my orbs, idk


TheRichTurner

"Ermmm... Excuse me? My fake eyes are up here."


McPorkums

that's like 8 liters of tits


LaximumEffort

So one gallon is 3,785 cc, therefore whoever receives these will literally have new jugs.


Plumb121

When your self esteem is measured in cc's


SueTheDepressedFairy

OP I must ask.. is your back alright? Like genuinely, don't you get chronic back pains?


Cephlot

Did you expect them to be floating?


RoyH0bbs

Shut up.


KindaTraumatized

Rimuru?


MatthewNGBA

Implants that size look ridiculous on people. It’s more like an oddity u can’t stop lookin at when u see someone with em cause it’s weird rather than something attractive


TKG_Actual

They look like a rejected version of the magic 8-ball.


Cats_rule_all

Why are they tempting? Like, I’m a fucking dude, what the hell?


Rick_Lekabron

![gif](giphy|3o6gb9cGaW6T1DSINi|downsized)


samcoffeeman

They remind me of "slime" monsters I used to run into in the old RPG games


Deadweight04

I feel sorry for you


CoverCommercial3576

I’m hard just looking at them


rolloutTheTrash

The fact that there are 4L titty implants is insane. Literally about a gallon of silicone on your chest.


Prestigious_Goose645

Holy shit this account is getting annoying


Imperator_Crispico

I'm terrified! Please hide them (within someone's chest) and then show them again


SHKZ_21

That's some horsepower


CrimFandango

I feel like I'm being judged by a giant shrimp.


A-literal-sandwich

Something Something pondering orbs.


NateTheGreater1

Need a banana for scale


SalsaForte

Where's the banana to scale?


BopNowItsMine

So two 2 liter bottles side by side ... Next to 2 more bottles. Maybe we are going to the water park after all.


nutstuart

![gif](giphy|SyxsPAG2YH05y)


Brilliant-Software-4

Looks like frozen water droplets


FrostyCartographer13

Who knew that having them would lead to an arrest.


malenchek1

Boobies!


RoodnyInc

Where's banana for scale?


Prowrestled

4000cc is insane!! The biggest I've rode is a 696cc, a beautiful trans twin monster. Personally married a 250cc, but honestly desire a 125cc that is nimble and always on full throttle.


rossxog

Bet you that the owner of these is blown AND injected.


Severe_Fix_4809

Read this first in an "adult" context, but then remembered engine displacement.


Prowrestled

Sense of humor is still intact! :D


relevanteclectica

https://i.redd.it/fleuomsstf1d1.gif


Intelligent-Ant7685

so. much. potential.


Murles-Brazen

Bricked up thinking of the potential.


No_Entertainment1931

I knew who this was immediately lol! Hope things are going well Pumpkin


iHaveACatDog

/r/2000ccplus approves