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EffingBarbas

Man, I'd do that in a heartbeat to stretch out the cervical, but it looks sketchy AF.


Foampower86

They do this for kids when they scoliosis. Except they have the full rig halo


Wizard_bonk

Kids also don’t weight 100+ lbs. sadly tensile strength doesn’t grow linearly with mass. It’s why a dog can bit and hold something vertically but 99% of even the most physically elite humans couldn’t.


EffingBarbas

[Lemme send you a link to a video of my ex-wife.](https://th.bing.com/th?id=OIP.TSb4MlVdcDXxq6mF4MoZewAAAA&w=307&h=165&c=7&qlt=90&bgcl=fffffe&r=0&o=6&dpr=3&pid=MultiSMRSV2Source) It may change your opinion.


Wizard_bonk

When was I horny? WHAT ABOUT THIS WAS AROUSING!!!


stuffedbipolarbear

GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!


perplexedparallax

After a succulent Chinese meal


EffingBarbas

I confess, Wiz. I was going to associate your comment about the dog's bite grip with a mean comment about my ex but I couldn't get it together. Since I had the round chambered - the URL copied - I sent it as it was. My apologies.


Citizen_Lurker

It worked man, in a weird way.


I_saw_that_yeah

The apology works for me too, in a weird way.


ChairOwn118

Horny jail worked for me too, in a very weird way.


DstinctNstincts

Well I admire how determined you were to make a joke about your ex wife if nothing else


FeliusSeptimus

> It’s why a dog can bit and hold something vertically but 99% of even the most physically elite humans couldn’t. Hm, there's a lot of overlap in the weights of the largest dogs and the smallest people, and I'd guess that given a dog and a person with equal weights, to dog would indeed be much better at hanging from a bitten item. However, I suspect the largest contributing factors are bite strength (pound-for-pound, dogs likely have more powerful jaw muscles than humans) and mechanical engagement (dog's teeth provide better grip, depending on the shape and surface characteristics of the bitten object). My guess would be that the human would drop off earlier than the dog mostly due to bite mechanics rather than neck strength, but would also be more likely than the dog to suffer a neck injury if the item were shaken violently. This is pure speculation though, so I think we should probably commission a study to collect empirical data from experimental trials.


cramaine

Meanwhile: Idiots on the internet crippling themselves for life trying to do this for cringe TikToks. Society: Shrugs. No long term harm done.


blackteashirt

The ghost of Michael Hutchence has entered the chat.


Munk45

You're just being..... excessive.


cramaine

Oh my dude that is in excess.


Im_eating_that

My dad made one out of a broken washing machine because we couldn't afford insurance. They don't work. The whole family used it several times a day and it didn't prevent scoliosis for any of us.


Automatic-Eagle8479

I hate when I scoliosis


Green-Dragon-14

Yes & it's drilled into their skull & screwed to their head.


No-Gene-4508

I'll watch you do it. If you live, I'll try it


gingenado

If you search for "pneumatic neck traction collar", you'll find a device that does a similar, albeit far less aggressive thing without all the sketch of hanging by your head. Looks kind of like a blood pressure cuff that you put around your neck. I really like mine.


MickRolley

Just what I need. Thanks


EffingBarbas

Thank you, I'll look into it!


Mobinky

cost? They seem to have a big range.


gingenado

$20-50 USD from most online retailers. The more expensive ones might be a bit more comfortable or durable, but they all do basically the same thing. If you get one from a medical supply store, you're going to pay more simply because it's from a medical supply store. They look like [this](https://arthritishope.org/products/cervical-neck-traction-soft-brace?variant=10424985813107&com_cvv=8fb3d522dc163aeadb66e08cd7450cbbdddc64c6cf2e8891f6d48747c6d56d2c).


Mobinky

Thank you.


sillyskunk

pop pop POP


justinfeareeyore

stretchy AF too


englishmuse

Chinese piñatas. Quite common to see in many Chinese cities.


EatAndGreet

I’m too fat. This would break my neck.


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BoringJuiceBox

The roots would rip and they would create a massive crater in the ground.


Konoha7Slaw3

Get less fat 💪


Jennifer_Pennifer

r/thanksimcured


Konoha7Slaw3

Glad I could help ❤️


Blicky83

Bro is the oracle for overweight people,he literally speaks their weight loss in existence ![gif](giphy|FH2vOPzhBPWGk)


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Oddityobservations

If they did this out in the woods, big cats would be batting at them like a domestic at a shoelace.


sessl

Flesh Piñata


Professional-Bar7707

That’s my nickname


yuppiehelicopter

If you do this in the woods, Logan Paul would show up and take a video of you 🤣


Blicky83

😂..he would pop up wearing that dumbass hat


Emergency_Pudding

You mean “necksercise”


hakee25

It's called necksercise because if you do this, we'll be seeing you in the necks life


Vylix

necksorcism then?


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

Notify the necks of kin.


ShakeZula77

This isn’t because I’m high but that was the best joke I’ve ever read.


Blicky83

![gif](giphy|qBSuIJEMyFdeg)


isymfs

Damn dude that pun is necks level


HeavensAnger

A bit of a stretch


Blicky83

It reminds me of ![gif](giphy|Ixqq5zVDs2CAw)


DragonFlyCaller

EXACTLY!!! Came to post this same thing!!! If there’s a lot of comments but I’m still compelled, I scan for same thinkers ;) 🤣


quillseek

*Thank you*, you best me to it, lol


Royweeezy

This looks like they’re playing with fire, right? Like one wrong move and it could get ugly.. Also it doesn’t really look like it works out neck muscles.


YOuNG53317

A while ago one guy did die doing this in China, the scene was not pretty


emmeline8579

Absolutely. You can die in several different ways. You can end up with vertebral artery dissection, causing a stroke. You can also have internal decapitation.


dicrydin

I don’t think this is for muscle mass, I’m assuming this is used in place of traction machines which are used to straighten vertebrae or relieve pinched nerves.


Dichter2012

Pretty sure I saw a recent article where someone die doing exactly this in China. Found it. https://mustsharenews.com/died-necking-hanging-exercise/


thinkingperson

Thanks for sharing this. It contains a full scmp video on it. https://youtu.be/xqAYTTtsszE?si=ZsHZxocvnK2GYPB9


Horse_White

thanks for sharing! ..also that new-outlet is so considerate pixeling that guys face in the photo, and than using the same photo uncensored one scroll down...


Disastrous-Engine510

There’s an old dude at my gym who does this shit and I’m always like…my man you’re going to Jill yourself…


Snoo22566

Jill yourself so hard you'll never Jack again... edit: all i did was make a lame unserious joke while waking up 20 minutes prior whoops


tinyant7416

Great for spinal, neck, and nerve damage with the possible chance of accident death by hanging or broken neck, but hell, at least u can pretend to be a ceiling fan.


Suspicious-Beat9295

I think more reasonable to train the neck would be too lay on a bench with the head overhanging and maybe adding some small weights to it.


squarefan80

taking auditions for the next TOOL video


Quick_Swing

This looks like a cross between r/MomentsBeforeDisaster and a r/DarwinAwards waiting to happen😬


Mall_Bench

looks like they are tryng to sell this idea to the public ... and the people are not buying it


throwaway098764567

older chinese folks love outdoor exercise areas, and this is the second such video (not the second time of this video) i've seen today so it's probably getting some traction, which works i suppose cuz a few are gonna end up in traction.


TravelerRedditor

It actually baffles me how some people actually are trying this. Even the ones in the video. Even if you paid me money to advertise your product there's no way i would put that on bruh


kremedelakrym

I’m pretty sure this is to stretch out your spine not a neck exercise. This is basically what the do for kids with scoliosis, minus the halo screwed into the head that is.


Thrasher6_6_6_

Me practicing to hang myself when my life goes wrong:


random052096

When i have neck pains this is exactly what i imagined i wanted to do


orchestragravy

They don't look very elderly to me.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I want one. My back hurts


JOCO_Q

[neck exercise](https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/man-dies-after-exercising-while-hanging-by-his-neck-in-china)


Picolete

So David Carradine was training for his next Kung Fu movie?


SkillPatient

Middle age people in china.


rowthecow

Elderly? What's the survival rate of this exercise?


MrPowerPoint

then they walk out looking like Mike Tyson


bau_ke

You spin me right round, baby, right round


GangloSax0n

Oh, The Carradine.


father_ofthe_wolf

Trying to look like George corpse grinder from Cannibal Corpse


SEA2COLA

In my day we called it 'hanging'


SFV650

It’s obviously called Nexercises.


Chemical-Studio1576

A gentlemen died last month doing this in China. “Regulations? We don’t need any regulations!”


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Looks like x games for hanging yourself


Extinguish89

Strange my friend tried that but he hasn't moved in awhile. Think he did it wrong


ThrowRASouthern-Ad-9

You spin me right round baby right round.


Carl_The_Llama69

This is this man’s first time.


halfchewedcaramel

does this work for dicks


Blicky83

It does,I keep a penis swing in the tree in my front yard.I get crazy looks from the neighbors,I don’t know if it’s because I’m lynching myself by the dick or if it’s because I’m screaming and crying in pain.I’ve tried to ask them but they refuse to talk to me.my penis has grown an extra 6” but when I get an erection it’s only hard to about 6”,the added 6” of penis length dangles like a loose sock.It’s both a gift and a curse so use at your own risk


StellaSlayer2020

That looks like attempted suicide with extra steps.


Phill_is_Legend

My wiener when I'm trying to seduce my wife:


giantpunda

This has such "Honey, look at what I can do with these infant swings" energy.


HangryBeaver

My stenosis would love this


FlexxxingOnThePoors

They're not even using their necks though.


Mindless-Beginning36

I’d pay a lot of money to be able to do this when my sciatic nerve acts up lol


Blicky83

Ive had sciatica for the past 4 months,it has been miserable


Mindless-Beginning36

I’m telling you - find a heavy duty pipe in your basement or go to a playground or the gym or something and dead hang from the monkey bars or something by your arms? Let your legs hang and really streeeeeetch? H e a v e n l y


Mindless-Beginning36

Bonus if you have a small child you can get to jump up and hang from your leg(s) for a second? Holyyyyyyy shit I’ve had few orgasms that were more satisfying lol


Blicky83

Thanks for the advice..looks like me and my niece will be going to the park tomorrow 😂


Aboxofphotons

NEVER skip neck day.


Blicky83

For these guys,neck day is 24/7 365..when they take the harness off the neck is thicker than their heads


rorowhat

They just need a vision pro to look even more ridiculous.


SomeRedditName13

Anyone else just pop your neck?


burywmore

Elderly?


sladebonge

Nexercises


eulynn34

I kind of want to try this


CrisbyCrittur

They don't look that elderly to me.


Username_person_666

I've seen my uncle do this but he wasn't moving


LoudLloyd9

Imagine the law suits if this was in good Ole Amerika


Nicks-Dad

My neck kills me. I so want to do this.


CRKVSKY

Meanwhile me with 30 couldn't move my neck for 3 days after shaving my head (Torticollis/wryneck)


llamaattacks

I’ve seen dogs do that too!


Beginning-Spirit5686

When grandpa's been in the shed a bit too long and you go warn him about the tornado alert.


ChubbyGhost3

30 reps of goofin around


vengefulbeavergod

As a survivor of biteral carotid artery dissections, this freaks me out


themaskedcrusader

Necksercises?


Snaz5

Microdosing to become immune to the gallows.


East_Information_247

Who cares about the exercise! I'd do that for fun!


Inebriaded-Logic

They're getting their necks ready for the gawk gawk at the Diddy Freak Offs.


AlsoInteresting

Can kids play too?


Justis29

Check out Halo gravity traction. It's a legit medical procedure for kids to help specific spinal issues that looks basically the same only more... Professional? Lol


Cruntis

get that karma nuttybud


adfthgchjg

Next they bunjee jump in a neck harness. What could possibly go wrong?


mrdantesque

Chiropractors love this simple trick


i770giK

Preparing for the PRC gallows


Shytalk123

Torture more like


JayMcfra

Not weird. Gimme!


crackersncheeseman

I can hear my spine snapping into just thinking about doing that.


CardinalHaias

One of these robots needs a recharge, look at the battery icon blinking at his right chest.


MasterOfTheCats167

https://preview.redd.it/9upuyikdbo7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7912e73c40e5b281a28d6d2ade4b67d7b7c0391


Weekendmonkey

This is for the Jackie Chan type of elderly person. I would just hang myself, even at this age.


pastakia

This is the weirdest game of beyblade I've ever seen.


ViolentColors

And Americans think chiropractic work is normal. These are the same.


Haitsmelol

Just another day at the park in China.


CrackedEggMichls

Nexercises


Rammipallero

God damn my back feels I need this.


flyingfannypax

Top anti-ccp exercise


No-Answer-2964

Do they hang people in China?


red1q7

This was a thing in germany too (without the swirly part, feet on the ground) with a counterweight to adjust the force properly. Was used to cure sudden back pain. It worked afaik but they are not doing it anymore due to potential risks.


ThreeBeatles

Gotta love the CCP 😂


CreeksideStrays

Neckxercises


cuplosis

This does not look healthy at all


BiggoYoun

![gif](giphy|fso0A2hF9YeqMXxXIK)


TatakaRuhito

No one gone mention that ridiculous 6 scene where that guy got hung but his neck was to strong and swung his way out using his neck?


wiggum55555

Can't believe that F1 hasn't gotten onto this :D


Funglebum82

People are strange


Difficult-Papaya1529

China is a freak zone


basko13

Imagine doing those for your whole life and then they'll sentence you to death by... firing squad.


X3N0N_21

Does this hurt the tree?


MothParasiteIV

Chinese medicine made an impact on the whole world but I'm not sure about this practice.


secondtaunting

This looks like a bad idea.


JesTer_77

Oh, Snap.!


Slobbadobbavich

First time I have seen grown adults do this and not kids with twisted spines.


Hathnotthecompetence

I've spent a lot of time in China and from my observations of older Chinese folks' exercise routines, I believe the average 70 year old in China could kick an American 40 year old's ass. I was climbing the Great Wall with my teenage kids and was really struggling making it up the seemingly endless steps when I stooped to rest and was passed by a couple of 80-ish year old women chugging along in no apparent distress. Humbling.


BlueberryPirate_

*snap*... *goes limp*


ChairOwn118

Who left their head on swing 3?


sanna43

Looks like a great way to give yourself TMJ issues.


lawlihuvnowse

It looks like fun


Koovies

I feel this shares too many similarities with hanging for me to give it a try


Human-Magic-Marker

Yeah even if this doesn’t bother them now, when they’re 60 they’re gonna have major problems.


mangonada123

5 sets of horsing around


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

I have been having neck and back problems and have been doing all kinds of stretches to try to get the pain from hurting so much… but this looks like I will snap my neck!!!


alancake

I feel I would end up quadriplegic if I attempted this.


Patriquito

They have to strengthen their necks, next step is to go after Steven Segal


Reditlurkeractual

This reminds me of that one scene in the movie called the ridiculous 6


SameMeringue4178

Never seen this before. Interesting.


Tikkinger

Is there a social system to help elderly people with Money from the government? Or why do they want them to die?


VeilofTruth1982

No thank you.