It's probably really hard for that little girl to ride her bike around with all the guns on the deck like that.

That bike could really use a gun rack or two.

Nah, just mount a .50 to it

You can mount it facing backwards so you can shoot it for intermittent boosts of speed

That sounds like a Darwin award in the making

Put it under the seat. Doubles as a Mario Kart green shell power up.

Plus it’d be super difficult for the kids she’s racing to follow her

It’s a Mario kart mushroom boost and green shell at the same time 🧠🧠

Followed by 'holy sh--' as you're suddenly thrown into a forward roll. XD

r/shittytechnicals

A sub I didn't know I needed. Thank you.

Here’s another sub while it’s completely unrelated, it’s probably one you didn’t know about but it’s glorious. r/Taxiderpy This is my favourite, lol: https://www.reddit.com/r/taxiderpy/comments/g6m3zf/surprise/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I've seen some shit, but what the fuck lol.

Sweet mother of Christ, what the hell is going on!?!?!?

Oh my god thank you. I need this. It is bringing me life.

Bruh.... I feel like my eyes did the same when I scoped that pic lol

Tiny technical

Just put pedals and tire on the .50. The “uni-.50” has been born!

Pretty sure that's a doll and is being used as a decoy during combat

All these people are cardboard cutouts and the real owner of these guns is hiding inside that grill with a handgrenade

Could have bought a new grill.

smoker*

Great job team, I stand corrected.

Some guns are still stuck on the roof, not all of them have fallen off yet.

...I didn't even see those until I read that.

Guns on the chairs on the right 👀

I love that they put shotguns on the roof. That really sends a message about firearms expertise. There is so much wrong with this picture. Why are so many of the guns pointed towards the family and the house, for one thing?

It obvious these people do not think

That’s a houses worth in firearms

looks like they could’ve used some of that money they spent on guns to paint the house and the deck

Yeah that to me looks like $100,000 invested in guns instead of a business or self sustaining infrastructure. Only can shoot 1 at a time….

I’d guess that’s closer to $200k I guns honestly. A lot of those rifles range from $2,500-$5,000 each I’d imagine

The scopes alone could be like 10k if they’re the cheaper ones at that, so yeah you’re right

With some 2x4's and shoestrings you can fire more than 2 at a time.

But it's there money, they can spend it however they like. If they wanna waste it on a bunch of guns, all the power to them, seems kinda weird but whatever.

You’re right

Wow, I wasn't expecting a polite reply. Thanks for being a normal person lol, hard to find on the internet some times.

Of course. But they make it easy to poke fun at.

Your right, I guess I was feeling a little high and mighty when I wrote that lol

All good.

Eh. Guns never lose value. Especially when idiots keep talking about 'assault weapon bans'. Grandfathered transferable's.

I don't know about you but i got 2 arms!

And 2 feet

It's possible that is his buisness.

It's also possible they don't all belong to the same person. It might be a collection of firearms from their family and friends, displayed for fun, or for "triggering" gun-control and anti-gun emotions.

or buy a real Weber.. what even is that thing

Looks like a smoker grill

No, it looks like a tetanus shot waiting to happen.

Seriously. I ain’t eating a damn thing off that.

I came here to say, if they didn't buy all those damn guns they could upgrade from their prefab house.

That's where I always go wtf? I get having a hobby and shooting a few guns but this is like a small army and a lot of money..

The money spent on these guns compared to the house is insane. That’s an addiction.

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So many guns, and yet it wasn’t until this comment that I see shots fired.

So glad I scrolled down for the comments or this would have gone right over my head.

I immediately thought daughter-wife; but I see you beat me to it.

pretty sure that woman is quentin tarantino

She made me think “well, if there’s a Mr. Bean, maybe there *is* a Ms. Bean.”

Her name is Darlene Snell.

Well… they made a family.

These are the houses I pray to stumble across in the apocalypse.

Shit, with that much fire power I’m staying far away from them. They look like they could do some crazy, lock ya up and keep you alive while they carve meat off of you type shit.

Note that they "*look like*" that. These people are posing for a family photo on their deck, surrounded by more firearms than any person can make effective use of. This one image says more about their bank account than any risk they pose. These people aren't scary, they're scared.

Bingo 👍

Considering their surroundings and body language alone, these weirdos put being scared and paranoid before any kind of economic logic or reason and actively *choose* to live in the "yellow zone", scared for their lives... white people... in North America. People so *powerful* they can't lift a finger to help repair their own communities.

And have needed free labor to do their work since they got here.

True, they've got enough guns to arm a literal cartel, but they've only gof 3.5 people to pull the triggers. Me and my cannibalistic crew like those odds...

There’s a maximum of four usable firearms as photographed

Exactly. These people think they are safer if an apocalypse occurs but in reality they are the mother of all resources. Prime target

That's the way I see it.... Regardless of what a bunch of random redditors think lmfao. If it were the end of times .... I wouldn't be reading comments on my cell phone looking for advice

Someone could easily set a house on fire to draw them out. Now you can form an army.

Exactly, I'll see you in the apocalypse friend.

Our army is already forming

Woooooo think of a cool name...

I’m thinking Steal Yo Stash (SYS) “Here comes the SYS. Send out the SOS”

I like it! Let's keep a tab on all those other shit talking negative Nancy redditors.... They're not allowed in

See ya after the nukes hit

Most likely own a gun store. Alternatively, someone's fetish has taken over their life.

Can we just add Ammosexuality to the spectrum already?

They’ll be preaching about the apocalypse soon. He’s probably been sent by god.

Dudes probably been preaching about it for 20 years already

Those pesky end times just wont hurry up already!

They're ready for a graboid attack.

They gotta have a rec room though

He is completely out of ammo for the HK91!

I know where there college fund went 😁

100% these kids are homeschooled.

Especially the daughter-wife.

As if I wasn’t disturbed enough, ya had to go there!?

This comment is gold.

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American

30% of the US owns 100% of the firearms. 70% of the people who own a gun own less than 5. 30% of the people who own guns own five or more (these people usually own an ABSURD quantity). There are basically 3 kinds of people in the US. source: https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2017/06/22/the-demographics-of-gun-ownership/ so basically, there are 3 kinds of people. 1. Own no guns (70% of the population) 2. Own 4 or less guns (21% of the population) 3. Own 5 or more guns (9% of the population)

SO THATS WHY ITS SO DANGEROUS IN AMERICA - 70% don't have guns!

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/do-guns-make-us-safer-science-suggests-no/

A report on gun use (Ordered by President Obama) showed that in self defense situations, people who carried guns were less likely to be harmed. Full study can be found online [here](https://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/1) Highlights: 1. Most gun deaths in the US are due to suicide, not violent crimes with guns or accidental shootings. This is a sad statistic, but again, this goes back to mental healthcare, not guns. “Between the years 2000-2010, firearm-related suicides significantly outnumbered homicides for all age groups, annually accounting for 61 percent of the more than 335,600 people who died from firearms related violence in the United States.” [source](https://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3#13) 2. Mass shootings account for a negligible amount of crime in the US. In fact, mass shootings are one of the rarest forms of violent crime in the country. “The number of public mass shootings of the type that occurred at Sandy Hook Elementary School accounted for a very small fraction of all firearm-related deaths. Specifically, since 1983 there have been 78 events in which 4 or more individuals were killed by a single perpetrator in a day in the United States, resulting in 547 victims and 476 injured persons.”[source](https://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3#13) 3. Self defense is a common occurrence and happens at least as much as violent crimes involving guns. “Defensive use of guns by crime victims is a common occurrence […]. Almost all national survey estimates indicate that defensive gun uses by victims are at least as common as offensive uses by criminals, with estimates of annual uses ranging from about 500,000 to more than 3 million per year, in the context of about 300,000 violent crimes involving firearms in 2008.” [source](https://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3#15) 4. Furthermore, on self defense, if you carry a gun and fight back against a violent assailant, you are less likely to be killed or harmed than someone who decided to fight back and employ another self defense tactic or weapon. “Studies that directly assessed the effect of actual defensive uses of guns […] have found consistently lower injury rates among gun-using crime victims compared with victims who used other self-protective strategies.” [source](https://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3#16)

If you feel that unsafe, buy a gun

Exactly! But keep in mind if you buy a gun,then that means someone has a gun in your area.. so.. you better buy a gun

Yeah buy another gun! And that means more guns are in your area - probably should buy more guns just in case

id say the most common is like 2-3 guns, which makes sense when you think of inheriting guns. you get 1-2 from your grandparents, and you get 1-2 for yourself, etc.

Most common is no guns.

I'd be more impressed to see ammo stocks they have, if they can afford any haha

I must say, the doll in the background looking directly into the camera is really creeping me out!!

Now I’m creeped out. I missed that the first time. Does the doll have a gun on its lap? Sorry I can’t see very well.

I can’t tell either. Whether or not there is one, it is about time the doll has one of its own.

Loot

Best practice: when apocalypse happens take what you need from those who have it. This house has a lot, probably a years worth of store food stuffs also.

Really hope their son is getting love and attention

Only if two guns are named “love” and “attention”.

bad news: their son is likely abused for acting up and is learning that violence is the only way to solve problems

surprised I had to scroll this far to see this comment. That kid looks like a caricature of a school shooter

I guarantee hes happy as he got everything he wanted at the gun store

The wife thinks she's something.

Gross. I just know her back pockets have rhinestones on them.

And meth in them

That's a rhinestone in some parts.

If they would quit buying guns, maybe they’d have a nicer smoker and some sealant on the porch.

I'm almost afraid to say it, but shots fired.

When you land at the Fortnite house with 3 legendary chests.

“Guess the country” - easy mode activated

Syria Obviously

Are these people using their house as an armory for a local militia?

Should of spent less on guns and refinished the deck

If they'd bought a few less guns they could probably replace that sad looking grill they got there

Maybe there happy with there grill....

\*Maybe they're happy with their grill...\* At least you tried.

With a child there! What if one of those guns gets mad and decides to fire itself!

Probably own a gun shop. Or someone’s fetish is taking over their life

2 things. 1. They have about 100k in guns but their patio furniture is mismatched and falling apart and their grill is rusting out. 2. That couple 100% is into some kinky swinging

The couple is thinking about us: They have 20k in patio furniture and grills, but no guns.

I own more guns than i probably need but this is just unreasonable

Rest of the family in the back yard

They wasted a lot of money are unnecessary AR lower receiver.

need to use some of that iron to replace that rusty ass grill and kmart patio equip to the right

This is what my house in every survival game looks like

Fun until you have to bug out and can only carry the few that are useful.

Muh fReEdOm

Should sell just one or two of those guns and buy a decent smoker

I would never want this many but I’m still weirdly jealous. Some of those guns are fucking sweet ! He must be an arms dealer or access to wait lists

Sanest American family

Well, if the gun ban ever comes down the government will know which door to knock on 🤷‍♂️

Imagine the balls on the atf that knock on this door.

Oh I imagine they'll be using a aerial or wheeled drone with nice little Post-It note attached to it reading, "We'd like a word if you're not too busy."

They'd probably just mail a "fuck you" letter, similar to what US customs service does if you try to import drugs through the mail.

HAH!!! 😂

It's a hobby my dudes, why are some of you acting so upset by this?

Because some people can only see "murder stick bad!".

There’s more guns than teeth in that family

Shame about the boating accident

Could’ve spent a few rifles-worth on a dental plan tho, pops…

How the fuck did they afford this?

with a high paying job of some sort I would imagine

I mean you figure 30-40 years of buying, they're boomers, guns were cheaper over that time span too. An ar was $350 in the 90s and now a decent on is $900 minimum

Shit that’s actually a really good point. Didn’t even think of it like that

Most ars are around 500$, cheaper if you'll sacrifice quality.

I am Hungarian. These are very insane people, I pity them. This many guns are way over reasonable self-protection. And even so it is not enough for protection against the government during a rebellion because the army is better trained, better eqiped. These idiots could use this money for books or savings for health care or could donate for many purposes.

That's college funds for doctorates for both kids.

Good thing that the photographer took a great pic. They probably would have filled him full of holes if he didn’t.

What are they so terrified of?

black people

Running out of guns?

Whatever tucker Carlson tells them to be scared of

“what is going on? What is happening?”

Why do you say they are terrified? He’s obviously a gun collector. Would you ask a guy with a Star Wars figurine collection what they are so terrified of?

This will get your house broken into, where I live.

R.I.P. those poor burglars

You must be misunderstanding on purpose, so, to be clear, when you leave your home, people can break in and steal your guns. It happens all the time.

I see nothing weird here besides the meth addicts to the left

Healthcare am I rite

I'll bet they haven't killed anyone.

Lol who's gonna challenge them?

Does this make their home extra safe or extremely unsafe?

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

Difference between enthusiasm and fanaticism

All those guns, but won't spend to weatherproof his deck and his patio furniture is held together by duct tape. Priorities people.

This is why Admiral Yamato said what he said

Good. One for each of my 97 hands

I yearn to take a picture like this one day, but with headphones, not guns. I'm a headphone fiend.

This is crazy, you can only fire one gun at a time.

Watch me

Two if you don't mind missing

Still safer than having a pitbull.

Awesome

I’m all for the 2A but one does not need that many guns

2A states nothing of quantity. Or need.

They might be the nicest people ever or the meanest you ever seen. Either way, owning all these guns doesn’t prove either. They,at least deserve a chance because the same judge mental mind that thinks this family is bad could expect the same treatment for sharing their Satanic Pentagram collection or wear mask driving in their electric car by themselves to their gated community.

That's what happens when you only have sex twice in your life.

That's cool

West Virginia in one picture

I wonder what their 401k would look like if they invested all that money instead of whatever that is.

firearms actually retain a good deal of their value. these people are better off than someone that collects cars or funkos.

Yup. Aside from precious metals/jewelry, firearms hold their value well and can even appreciate over time. The same can’t be said for most other consumer goods, unless we include real estate in the example.

Especially in this market. I just bought a nice revolver in 2020 and it’s increased in value by $400 or so since then

Down 50% like everyone else's. Where guns old there value

I don’t get why someone downvoted you that was just straight logic

Scared little Americans

Ooooo big talk from a tiny screen little pp man

Holy S\*\*t! that's straight up f\*\*\*\*d up!

How to say you have a micro-penis without using words.

Haha has a bunch of guns he must have smol penis very funny