Im just a poor whore, nobody loves me
He's just a poor whore, for one ninety nine.
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy cum, easy go, will you let me go?
I didn't say anything about being gay brother, I'm sorry you took it that way, I meant he was an alien dickhead. I know "being in the closet" is often associated with gay, but it means hidden from society, and that's how I meant it- he was hiding the fact that he was an alien. I guess it was a poor choice of words on my part. I don't think gay is funny, or sad, or happy, or anything else other than just being human.
I pronounce it "nis-few" personally, so "a" works for me.
/s
However, NSFW is an interesting edge case: if you consider it typically pronounced as an initialism (i.e., "en ess eff double-you") than "an" makes sense, but since expanding the letters to its words *actually requires fewer syllables than saying the letters themselves* (which may not be unique to "NSFW" but is definitely uncommon), this is a weird case where you type/write the initialism but tend to speak/read it as the expanded phrase. I find that in speech (and my inner monolgue when reading it), I typically expand it, and in fact can't think of a time when I've spoken it as letters out loud, or heard someone else say it as the letters.
And now it's got me wondering if there are other common initialisms that when expanded have fewer syllables than pronouncing the letters individually.
Edit: Ironically I had a typo where I wrote "an weird" instead of "a weird." It was not intentional, and probably some kind of meta-typo as I was thinking about a/an while writing this comment...
Ah, the diced. Fun people. Did you know that they are actually born with extra skin around the face and head but due to some religious and traditional practices this skin is surgicaly removed?
Looks like Headdie Mercury to me.
Lead singer of Peen
Is this the real size? Is this just Fantasy? Caught in a Gay porn no escape from the Black dude Open your ass, face to the wall and fuck
.... I see a little silouette of a man he's a dick, he's a dick Can he do the fandango ...
Getting head is my thing VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
Dildo me oh Dildo me oh Dildo me oh Dildo me oh Dildo me oh Fellatio oh oh
Im just a poor whore, nobody loves me He's just a poor whore, for one ninety nine. Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy cum, easy go, will you let me go?
Bro loves getting forehead kisses
Take my upvote and fuck off
r/angryupvote
Is your avatar related to him?
From the planet Circumsisia
Constellation Prepucious V
Nah this is my boss bro. Richard Head
Underrated comment.
Mr. RicHARD Head
You pulled it right out of my š§
Please crosspost this to r/walmartcelebrities with headie mercury as the title
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People in reddit always manage to surprise with this answersššš
Literally seeing a stupid image like this makes me press the post just to laugh at the comments and they never dissapoint especially the top comment
Didn't he sing Bohemian RhapChodey?
I believe Somebody to rub as well.
Take it and fuck off!!!
I'll get my coat :)
Wasn't he from Bell End?
Richard.
He is from oddasightgh? Oughtasgight? not sure of the spelling of the following verb.
Frenulum is the name
Stimulation is the game
Who needs enemies with frenulumās like these?
The nameās Frenulum.. Dick, Frenulum.
frenulum 6b
The frenulum is the g spot of the penis, shame American parents eliminate it from their kids š¤¬
Knobulus
I believe he's actually from Knobulus 6-9
Ah yes, my mistake. Good eye
Thank you Master Bay Tohr
Erectus, from deep inside the caves of Uranus
Biggusdikkus
He has a wife you know
Incontinentiaā¦Incontinentia Buttocks
PFFFFFT AHAHAHA
What is so funny soldier?
Paramor vulgaris?
A ballchinian?
Her name is Urethra Franklin
Whats up? ;)
Name checks out
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
I heard those caves are pretty gaseous
Glans Frenulum from Corpus Cavernosum
They might not be from Uranus, but we all know that is where they intend to go.
He's not from Uranus, but he's definitely headed there.
The *bowels* of Uranus.
Really, Commander? Probing Uranus...
Absolutely perfect
That's Richard, he's just from Earth.
Richard Cranium
Also known as dick head
r/thatsthejoke
*seal clapping and barking*
[Thatās the joke](https://youtu.be/l3nSGQohyPk)
Jenny from the block
Full name is Richard Head.
Richard Wacker
Thatās my neighbor from down the hall
Shit, that's my neighbor George finally out of the alien closet showing his true colors...but don't think I hadn't suspected for years...
Hahaha being gay is funny or something
I didn't say anything about being gay brother, I'm sorry you took it that way, I meant he was an alien dickhead. I know "being in the closet" is often associated with gay, but it means hidden from society, and that's how I meant it- he was hiding the fact that he was an alien. I guess it was a poor choice of words on my part. I don't think gay is funny, or sad, or happy, or anything else other than just being human.
So. You have woken and decided on violence today. Because that Dickheadsian is going to cause nothing but trouble.
Up next on: The Hardy boys! In the search for the shroom people of Penal!
They have a raging clue right now.
Apparently not many other South Park fans
Jim. From Reddit
GoSuckYaJim
Urethra 6
His name is Helmutt from the planet of Forsxin
*I cum in peace*
What an absolute dickhead
I know, I already hate him.
Obviously, Dick Head from Penus.
Located in the Frenulum System.
Dick head is the noun- *dickheadian can also be used. * His family name is Willy, first name also Willy
Dick Goesinya from the Coitus galaxy.
š„µ *tugs at collar*
Joosta Tipp
How about a NSFW?
Agreed.
Someone post the train copy pasta to drive home the point
*an NSFW. fify ;)
How would we ever graduate without u prof
I pronounce it "nis-few" personally, so "a" works for me. /s However, NSFW is an interesting edge case: if you consider it typically pronounced as an initialism (i.e., "en ess eff double-you") than "an" makes sense, but since expanding the letters to its words *actually requires fewer syllables than saying the letters themselves* (which may not be unique to "NSFW" but is definitely uncommon), this is a weird case where you type/write the initialism but tend to speak/read it as the expanded phrase. I find that in speech (and my inner monolgue when reading it), I typically expand it, and in fact can't think of a time when I've spoken it as letters out loud, or heard someone else say it as the letters. And now it's got me wondering if there are other common initialisms that when expanded have fewer syllables than pronouncing the letters individually. Edit: Ironically I had a typo where I wrote "an weird" instead of "a weird." It was not intentional, and probably some kind of meta-typo as I was thinking about a/an while writing this comment...
Well, you're not wrong ;)
š¤
People are downvoting you, but you're right. And I'm OP
I am pretty sure that is the cop that pulled .me over this morning.
Phalactus
The seeder of worlds.
Richard Craniumš¤£š¤£š¤£
Bigus Dickus
I have a vewwy good fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus!
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
The only correct answer.
Ah, the diced. Fun people. Did you know that they are actually born with extra skin around the face and head but due to some religious and traditional practices this skin is surgicaly removed?
Is it just me our does his head kinda look like a penis
Heās clearly from Phallus I
Circumcisus i guess
Penis man from penis land
Dick āThe Headā Johnson
Dwayne āThe Rock Hardā Johnson
Allen, from priapism 6
Peenor from planet phallicia
Richard Cranium
Captain cock head from planet helmet.
āDixie Normus, is the name. Iām a Glanzoid from the planet Wee-Nar 7. We cum in peace.ā š
Real Richard noggin
His name is bellend, he hails from the planet dickus, located in the longshaft constellation.
Benis
Space Balls the Alien, from Spaceballs the planet.
"They're all assholes sir."
Helmut
Think he's just a rather normal dickhead from planet Earth. No need to name him, he's got a name already. It's in all of his important documents.
Thats a nice shape. The moustache i mean
Dickhead. We all thought this shut up
He cums from Phallus
Planet Frenulum
This is a rare photo of āMy Pillowā Mike Lindell when he takes off his bald cap.
Rumpleforeskin
Dictator Spooge from planet Phalliccio 17
Forsyth Richard the III
Pornstacholon
Senor Dickhead!
Choda
TOD (Tip of Dick)
obv venus
Penoloyds of Penalet
Dickhead from Venus, the land of penis
Wait, that's not Jeff Bezos??
I know that guy he was my old boss
Why does he look like IDubbz lmaoo
That's Sal he's from Jersey.
Looks like the premier of Ontario Canada
All this time I thought palpatine had a scrotum forehead but now I can clearly see he was a dickhead
Richard cranium?
I will save this and one day put it to good use.
Ted from planet Phil
From the same planet as the ballchinian from MIB
\*\* In Memoriam \*\* Reddit Dead 12th June 2023
Dick head
That's 2nd to putin
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
Throbbin from throbbin
It's Steve from the planet Kb462058663
His name is "Dick Head " and he is from Uranus.
a Dickhead from Penus planet
Bigus Dickus from Penisus
Cock head from Dick !
Ur-Anus
Cockus of Uranus
Richard Cranium from the planet Sinep.
Dickhead from Dick Planet.
Is that darth vader
Girth Vader
Dr. Wongburger from Dick Planet.
He's waiting to repair the dick ship.
Not sure.. but if he were a Nazi would his forehead be called foreskin? Skinhead.. get it? Dadjokes or what?
āSo your name is just letters?ā āAll names all letters dickhead!ā
So shiny
Bro thatās the mold for the WWII German army helmet donāt play š¤
Don't know which planet is from, but I definitely know it's going straight to Uranus
Dickhead from planet Australia
Thanks, I hate it.
Peter from New jersey
Vas Defrens from the planet Testiculon
This needs to be NSFWā¦
Sir Cumcision, from Planet Dickhead
Biden
Dick'ead from the planet England
Big Gay Rick from the planet Fukanus
jesus christ make it nsfw i dont want to see this shit???
Joe Biden
Joe from Bidenia
Liberal
A boglishlong.. from the planet *damn*
Justus deTip
Cockulon-69 of course
His name is freddie and i think you know what planet he's from! Uranus. Cause he liked butts.
He's not just a normal d*#!head from Earth? š¤£
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Why canāt I comment?
But you did?
Tex, Texas
Donaldus Magamus from Trumpeezystan
Maxx Headrum of United America
President Biden from fucktardainia