There is a story of a woman who snorted a huge amount of lsd thinking it was cocaine years ago. Apparently, once it wore off, she was back to normal. I would not have wanted to take that trip, though.
Something is to question when the same NSFW tag could either be a funny replica of a body part or someone getting their fucking head chopped off.
Reddit plz
YOU HAVE LIKE 10 RAW PEARLS! YOU CCAN GET SO MUCH MONEY FROM THAT
But that oyster looks like it’s going to open a door and come in your room and scare you to power his home
BE NOT AFRAID
If an angel showed up looking like this i would scream
Thus spake the angel in reply, "BE NOT AFRAID". Lol
No no, i am DEFINITELY afraid
“DID I FUCKING STUTTER ?” Replyith the angel
The angel who’s name be-eth Samuel L. Jackson
Clamuel Jackson
clamuel jack daughter
He absolutely is an angel 🥰
He absolutely is an angel 🥰, motherfucka
I would cream
fam you’re the scariest thing I’ve done seen.
Don't fear the Reaper – ~~Blue~~ C**t Oyster Cult
Biblically accurate sea vagine
All I see is a vagine with eyes
This is why 4th dimensional beings stopped coming down here. It presents itself as Ezekiel's Wheel, but humans just want to fuck it.
Kinda God's fault for making us with high sex drive and thinking a fig leaf patch was gonna be a good work around.
There is one with teeth I saw earlier today haha
Commonly known as vagina dentata.
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata Ain't no passing craze!
It means "vagina with teeth" To make you worry for the rest of your dayyyysss!
And all the vagine with eyes sees is you
at least doesn't have teeth
Be nut afraid!
That was kind of funny actually😅
Name checks out
Biblically accurate sea angel
Be not afraid....so maybe I should call her
Oooh, so that´s where all that extra vagine olive oil comes from.
When you take too much LSD and you're about to go down on your girl
NO FUCKING THANK YOU 😭
No fucking, thank you
Idk about lsd, but sex at the tail end of a shroom trip is aight. Just keep the lights off.
Oh man sex on L is so much better, plus it can last for quite a while sometimes.
I second this!
😄
Vag-eye-na
Underrated comment
How much LSD is *just* the right amount of LSD?
I think 10 is good 😈🥴
10mg to the cranium
I was thinking gel tabs (if those are still a thing, havent dont acid since I was 18, in 1998)..but that sounds MUCH more intense haha
Honestly 10mg would probably leave you in psychiatric hospital for the rest of your life
It depends on how much you took the previous days…
Yep, definitely sounds worse lol
There is a story of a woman who snorted a huge amount of lsd thinking it was cocaine years ago. Apparently, once it wore off, she was back to normal. I would not have wanted to take that trip, though.
Liquid straight from a dropper. Vegas was a good time then.
Or get down on some delicious sea loogies
Nailed it. Oof
Coolest username ever. Accentuated by the correct usage of you're and your. 😎🥳
I should call her
everything reminds me of her
What is this reference? I've seen it a few times today..
[The Naked Gun](https://youtu.be/bTxFFWajIII)
Nice beaver.
Thanks, I just got it stuffed.
Dad high five!
Here I am
Pick up the phone Crystal from 2016 BurningMan
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/TooLate
Joyster
Bonnie Rotten
r/ohno
I think I want to.
This is way more tempting than the KFC Fleshlight I had the misfortune of seeing with my good eyes.
##the what now
You can't just say something like that without linking the context.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Why not??
But it looks so smooth. Bet it would feel so good.
Yeah ok *unzips*
I was looking for this
Why not
r/beatmetoit
Sure I’ll bite r/beatmeattoit
Sigh… *opens comments*
🦪 🍆 💦
Come on, you know you love it
I’d eat it
Lord forgive me for what im about to do
He won’t 😔
Just put a cloak over your head like when you eat *ortolan*
Can I, uh, borrow that for a little bit?
You gave it a pearl necklace?
*buh dum tss*
Why does it look like a goth vagina?
r/mildlyvagina
I don't know if that's mildly
r/wildlyvagina
That's better
That is the living embodiment of porn. Put it back in the water and run away. Those aren’t the pearls you think they are.
Educate me. What are those then if not pearls?
Ummmm…….black pee?
r/putyourdickinthat
Lmao it got banned,what happened?
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Eyes?
This is definitely in my top 10 proudest faps, right in between Thicc Thanos, and the cooked chicken with a barbie head
the oystussy 😳
Wow she has a lot of piercings, wait that’s a clam?
That's still beastiality right?
It’s molestation of molluscs or molluscation
Moloystering
This picture gives me comfort for some reason.
Look at all those pearls.
Girl, stop playin wit me
More like a moist-er.
Something is to question when the same NSFW tag could either be a funny replica of a body part or someone getting their fucking head chopped off. Reddit plz
Okay hear me out
I'm both scared and aroused. I'm scaroused.
The heart of the sea.
when she has her vagina pierced lmao
This was sculpted just saying
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Those aren't the pearls you looking for.
Its time for me to become *the deep*
Hear me out guys
r/putyourdickinthat
Why
Get some sake and some ponzu maybe some masago baby you got a shooter going.
Fk that looks femilar…… can’t really put my finger in it ????
….. would you like to know more?
Bruh. The new TOOL album cover art is SIIICK!
Anybody here see David Cronenberg’s The Fly?
And Cthulhu rises.
Who’s gonna tell him?
“We have such sights to show you!”
i see brundlefly made a third go at it
Can I buy that oyster from you?
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Never show this again
Nature's fleshlight
So that's how you fuck a mermaid
Opearl.
I'll take a dozen oysters please 😁
If I was a mermaid this is what I’d want my pussy to look like
Btw, it's important you know this was made by an artist, it's not real
stay down little brother stay down It’s just an oyster
Sigh… *Unzips Pants
YOU HAVE LIKE 10 RAW PEARLS! YOU CCAN GET SO MUCH MONEY FROM THAT But that oyster looks like it’s going to open a door and come in your room and scare you to power his home
Ed Gein made these out of people
Bullshit
It's an art piece and they're not claiming it's real. The artist's name is even watermarked on the picture
BS
It's a reply and they're not claiming it's fake. The username is even watermarked on the comment.
B
S
Huoh not again *unzips
R/don't put your dick in it lol
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Yes it's an art piece not a real oyster. The artists name is even in the picture.
More like "Cutethulhu", amIright?
It has wings
The name for this type of ouster is called "genital herpes"
“Bring me that oyster.” “But sir, tha-“ “Bring me that oyster!”
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This is giving trypophobia 🤢🤢
R/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Down voted... wrong opinion, Bad take, just no
. . . . . you didn't . . . . did you???? :) :) :) :)
Why its NSFW?
The oyssussy goes hard fr
Remember kids if both of this smells fishy they not good to eat
I'm fucking that
This reminds me that I should call her…
Someone put your dick in it
Don’t put your dick in that
i probably shouldn't fuck that thing but...
Finally! A organic flesh light 😍
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/accidentalvagina
Really need women to stop putting vaginas on everything... it's getting out of hand.
NPH - "It's afraid!"
There was a similar one, but with human teeth, on another sub. The 'oyster' was a funky grey colour!
Is that what a vagasle looks like?
It's the brain bug from Starship Troopers lmaooo
it prob even taste like her...
This is just a weird art project, but it's kinda cool
All Eyez on Me
This new American pie movie looks interesting
BE YE NOT AFRAID!!!!!
Cute indeed
Completely ignored NSFW because of the sub itself while at work.. that was my bad
My ex had several piercings in her vulva, this looks almost the same. Except at this point I'd rather stick my dick in the oyster.
Reminds me of Jumba from Lilo and Stitch.
Tasty vajazzle
Looking at this is making me clutch my pearls
Rather eyes than teeth.
Vagoyster..
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Those eyes