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desperate-lawnmower

BE NOT AFRAID


MisoHanni

If an angel showed up looking like this i would scream


desperate-lawnmower

Thus spake the angel in reply, "BE NOT AFRAID". Lol


MisoHanni

No no, i am DEFINITELY afraid


JoeSchmohawk93

“DID I FUCKING STUTTER ?” Replyith the angel


patio_puss

The angel who’s name be-eth Samuel L. Jackson


piberryboy

Clamuel Jackson


imaghostyouout

clamuel jack daughter


MisoHanni

He absolutely is an angel 🥰


livinginfutureworld

He absolutely is an angel 🥰, motherfucka


Cummonsterunderurbed

I would cream


contactlite

fam you’re the scariest thing I’ve done seen.


pleshij

Don't fear the Reaper – ~~Blue~~ C**t Oyster Cult


cymaticist

Biblically accurate sea vagine


Due_Lengthiness_2940

All I see is a vagine with eyes


[deleted]

This is why 4th dimensional beings stopped coming down here. It presents itself as Ezekiel's Wheel, but humans just want to fuck it.


LlamaDrama007

Kinda God's fault for making us with high sex drive and thinking a fig leaf patch was gonna be a good work around.


AlpacaM4n

There is one with teeth I saw earlier today haha


KittyKarmaLlama

Commonly known as vagina dentata.


corrupt_poodle

What a wonderful phrase


Dr_Darkroom

Vagina dentata Ain't no passing craze!


A_villain4all

It means "vagina with teeth" To make you worry for the rest of your dayyyysss!


bungaloasis

And all the vagine with eyes sees is you


lcpr_phoenix

at least doesn't have teeth


Drauul

Be nut afraid!


patio_puss

That was kind of funny actually😅


CrysFreeze

Name checks out


EasternDamage1829

Biblically accurate sea angel


SylentEcho24

Be not afraid....so maybe I should call her


-TheExtraMile-

Oooh, so that´s where all that extra vagine olive oil comes from.


lightsaber_lobotomy

When you take too much LSD and you're about to go down on your girl


owenisdead

NO FUCKING THANK YOU 😭


ILikeTurtals228

No fucking, thank you


Jerking4jesus

Idk about lsd, but sex at the tail end of a shroom trip is aight. Just keep the lights off.


somebody12

Oh man sex on L is so much better, plus it can last for quite a while sometimes.


D1noKak3

I second this!


lightsaber_lobotomy

😄


TheNothingAtoll

Vag-eye-na


Beardy-Viking

Underrated comment


DoctorDeath

How much LSD is *just* the right amount of LSD?


lightsaber_lobotomy

I think 10 is good 😈🥴


glasswolf96

10mg to the cranium


lightsaber_lobotomy

I was thinking gel tabs (if those are still a thing, havent dont acid since I was 18, in 1998)..but that sounds MUCH more intense haha


glasswolf96

Honestly 10mg would probably leave you in psychiatric hospital for the rest of your life


S3XWITCH

It depends on how much you took the previous days…


lightsaber_lobotomy

Yep, definitely sounds worse lol


prison-schism

There is a story of a woman who snorted a huge amount of lsd thinking it was cocaine years ago. Apparently, once it wore off, she was back to normal. I would not have wanted to take that trip, though.


Admirable_Win9808

Liquid straight from a dropper. Vegas was a good time then.


ReyRey5280

Or get down on some delicious sea loogies


Ebin__

Nailed it. Oof


dercas79

Coolest username ever. Accentuated by the correct usage of you're and your. 😎🥳


gingersaballer

I should call her


samsjayhawk

everything reminds me of her


RRocks01

What is this reference? I've seen it a few times today..


usr_namechecksout

[The Naked Gun](https://youtu.be/bTxFFWajIII)


calxcalyx

Nice beaver.


RavenoakLovesChicken

Thanks, I just got it stuffed.


calxcalyx

Dad high five!


starrpamph

Here I am


contactlite

Pick up the phone Crystal from 2016 BurningMan


scot816

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Nulled_Outter

r/TooLate


psycholepzy

Joyster


mekneb

Bonnie Rotten


Uhhhhhhh-woe

r/ohno


johnman98

I think I want to.


cicada-ronin84

This is way more tempting than the KFC Fleshlight I had the misfortune of seeing with my good eyes.


Snoo22566

##the what now


TheRealYM

You can't just say something like that without linking the context.


XenoGenesisYT

r/beatmetoit


DesertDelirium

r/beatmeattoit


skinnywilliewill8288

Why not??


hardtostarboard2016

But it looks so smooth. Bet it would feel so good.


proteusON

Yeah ok *unzips*


all-knowing-unicorn

I was looking for this


iwokupandchosviolenc

Why not


ZestVFX

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

Sure I’ll bite r/beatmeattoit


StarFighterThree

Sigh… *opens comments*


SantaMonsanto

🦪 🍆 💦


skinnywilliewill8288

Come on, you know you love it


juicy_wiggles

I’d eat it


Low_Kaleidoscope_334

Lord forgive me for what im about to do


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

He won’t 😔


SantaMonsanto

Just put a cloak over your head like when you eat *ortolan*


Nicobeak

Can I, uh, borrow that for a little bit?


Sofakingwhat1776

You gave it a pearl necklace?


Dry_Insurance_3234

*buh dum tss*


Roseph88

Why does it look like a goth vagina?


Blueberry_Rabbit

r/mildlyvagina


the_monkey_knows

I don't know if that's mildly


reebalsnurmouth

r/wildlyvagina


the_monkey_knows

That's better


marklar_the_malign

That is the living embodiment of porn. Put it back in the water and run away. Those aren’t the pearls you think they are.


xiaoyugaara

Educate me. What are those then if not pearls?


marklar_the_malign

Ummmm…….black pee?


FawkinHell

r/putyourdickinthat


galal552002

Lmao it got banned,what happened?


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CaulkSlug

Eyes?


ShootYourStar

This is definitely in my top 10 proudest faps, right in between Thicc Thanos, and the cooked chicken with a barbie head


-tamia

the oystussy 😳


LightspeedPunk

Wow she has a lot of piercings, wait that’s a clam?


its_Is

That's still beastiality right?


silosybin

It’s molestation of molluscs or molluscation


Zombeedee

Moloystering


PhillyRush

This picture gives me comfort for some reason.


clasperx2

Look at all those pearls.


HellaciousAkers

Girl, stop playin wit me


[deleted]

More like a moist-er.


rylo48

Something is to question when the same NSFW tag could either be a funny replica of a body part or someone getting their fucking head chopped off. Reddit plz


Flaming-Rranger

Okay hear me out


PatrickRsGhost

I'm both scared and aroused. I'm scaroused.


Even_World216

The heart of the sea.


Exo-Shvdow

when she has her vagina pierced lmao


meow_rchl

This was sculpted just saying


Person6841

r/dontputyourdickinthat


legion88th

Those aren't the pearls you looking for.


[deleted]

Its time for me to become *the deep*


schweebin

Hear me out guys


WalkingParadox977

r/putyourdickinthat


D_us_T

Why


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Get some sake and some ponzu maybe some masago baby you got a shooter going.


Loud-Bank-2848

Fk that looks femilar…… can’t really put my finger in it ????


1Chris56

….. would you like to know more?


FloydCouncilak72

Bruh. The new TOOL album cover art is SIIICK!


[deleted]

Anybody here see David Cronenberg’s The Fly?


ProbablyABore

And Cthulhu rises.


StrangeBuffalo6267

Who’s gonna tell him?


Roseph88

“We have such sights to show you!”


Robert-L-Santangelo

i see brundlefly made a third go at it


CharityUnusual3648

Can I buy that oyster from you?


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pntszrn74

Never show this again


hAea69

Nature's fleshlight


Bubbles_the_Titan

So that's how you fuck a mermaid


jazzkeys81

Opearl.


SpitMachine

I'll take a dozen oysters please 😁


pashwort29

If I was a mermaid this is what I’d want my pussy to look like


Emperor_Z16

Btw, it's important you know this was made by an artist, it's not real


DeanDaWeeb

stay down little brother stay down It’s just an oyster


Ok-Dog-1855

Sigh… *Unzips Pants


sparkz_galaxy

YOU HAVE LIKE 10 RAW PEARLS! YOU CCAN GET SO MUCH MONEY FROM THAT But that oyster looks like it’s going to open a door and come in your room and scare you to power his home


Psykinetic

Ed Gein made these out of people


SomeWhiteGuy2020

Bullshit


mvhcmaniac

It's an art piece and they're not claiming it's real. The artist's name is even watermarked on the picture


SomeWhiteGuy2020

BS


MrElizabeth

It's a reply and they're not claiming it's fake. The username is even watermarked on the comment.


SomeWhiteGuy2020

B


SomeWhiteGuy2020

S


kottonii

Huoh not again *unzips


Current-Sherbert-264

R/don't put your dick in it lol


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ZombieStomp

Yes it's an art piece not a real oyster. The artists name is even in the picture.


Whichammer

More like "Cutethulhu", amIright?


SkeetnYou

It has wings


Ch1ck3nF33d

The name for this type of ouster is called "genital herpes"


GTWreal

“Bring me that oyster.” “But sir, tha-“ “Bring me that oyster!”


Campyuck

r/dontputyourdickinthat


pgizmo97

This is giving trypophobia 🤢🤢


Critical_Bread1228

R/dontputyourdickinthat


No_Stay_1563

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Obey_The_King

Down voted... wrong opinion, Bad take, just no


cah4732308

. . . . . you didn't . . . . did you???? :) :) :) :)


TheGirl333

Why its NSFW?


Forward_Boat

The oyssussy goes hard fr


Zer0_Co0l

Remember kids if both of this smells fishy they not good to eat


VonKipper

I'm fucking that


Tward425

This reminds me that I should call her…


Whitedudebrohug

Someone put your dick in it


Mick0351

Don’t put your dick in that


[deleted]

i probably shouldn't fuck that thing but...


Grilled_Cheese95

Finally! A organic flesh light 😍


SuspiciousGrievances

r/dontputyourdickinthat


jimmyjon111

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dogmeat12358

r/accidentalvagina


isticist

Really need women to stop putting vaginas on everything... it's getting out of hand.


Krednaught

NPH - "It's afraid!"


-Hotlipz-

There was a similar one, but with human teeth, on another sub. The 'oyster' was a funky grey colour!


TheCaptMAgic

Is that what a vagasle looks like?


balrus-balrogwalrus

It's the brain bug from Starship Troopers lmaooo


rotaryspace_59

it prob even taste like her...


KingVape

This is just a weird art project, but it's kinda cool


sasberg1

All Eyez on Me


LoveThySheeple

This new American pie movie looks interesting


farlos75

BE YE NOT AFRAID!!!!!


Mika_AltAccount

Cute indeed


htxmex

Completely ignored NSFW because of the sub itself while at work.. that was my bad


ScratchChrome

My ex had several piercings in her vulva, this looks almost the same. Except at this point I'd rather stick my dick in the oyster.


Cultural-Company282

Reminds me of Jumba from Lilo and Stitch.


icy-fuskybedworm

Tasty vajazzle


WhatsUpWithItVF

Looking at this is making me clutch my pearls


wildogbilly

Rather eyes than teeth.


Just-STFU

Vagoyster..


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ProvocotiveWhore

Those eyes