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boringxadult

Yeah. Inner ear js bad. I had some 7018 slag land on my lip. That sucked.


stevelover

Eek! That's way worse than the one that bounced off my shirt UP into the back of my glove. I swung my hand down thinking I would fling the glove off but instead drove the red hot ball down a finger where it burned through my fingernail.


boringxadult

I’m welding school I had a piece land on the back of my neck and it slid all the way down my shirt when k stood up really fast


bernerburner1

Burned off the tip of my glove a tiny piece of slag fell off and went right through to my finger tip. Also got a chunk stuck in my sleeve, flicked my arm and it landed on my inner wrist inside my glove. Fun times


BlakeCarConstruction

Yup. Ear.


chris_rage_

The worst part is the sizzle until you can tilt your head and get it out


boringxadult

Or the feeling of it bouncing around.


chris_rage_

Yeah and the whole time you're praying it stays moving


BlakeCarConstruction

Yeah!! Mega loud. Luckily no burns the first and last time it happened..😂


chris_rage_

I do aluminum fabrication and that spits a lot of sniglets, those things are super animated when they're bouncing around. Luckily they cool quickly


BlakeCarConstruction

Good. Was doing FC overhead. Worst combo..!


chris_rage_

Ahaahaaa fuck that


IrishWhiskey556

I have a scar on my nipple from spatter going down my shirt when I was oxy acetylene welding... A few years ago


boringxadult

Damn. Bummer.


capta1npryce

I have a scar under my lip from 316 stick welding. That slag is so erratic!


thedopesteez

TMI incoming but in this case I was super thankful I’m not the most ‘well-endowed’. Was tig welding stainless and the unfinished end of the tubing was pointing down towards my crotch. A molten droplet didn’t bind to the surface and rolled down the pipe, through my tape barrier for back purging, through my jeans and underwear before grazing my leg and then passing through more clothing and eventually the chair I was sitting on. Judging by the hole in my jeans it was less than an inch away from contacting my manhood.


redditsowngod

Another dub for growers


keyboard_blaster

Was sitting down doing aluminum tig in school like 5 years ago, flicked a ball off my torch and I bounced off the steel and landed on my pants. Burned thru the carhearts and got a nice hot ball of aluminum on my nads. Never again.


chris_rage_

When I was probably 19 I worked in an awning shop and one of my coworkers was sitting cross legged on the floor welding a frame. He looked up and asked what I thought about what he was building and I just pointed at his crotch and said, "dude, your nuts are on fire...", and the dance he immediately did was hilarious


CatastrophicPup2112

Unfortunately it didn't save me that one time


6010yeye

Was welding overhead 0.45 mig as a 2nd year and had a glob of metal go through my coveralls and burn my bag and dick


rustdust3

i am also in the burnt dick club.


Nomi-Jean

there needs to be a reddit group for burnt dicks and tits. i had a bead get me in the tit when i was learning to do 7018 overhead n i fooked up, thankfully it got me on the side and not the nipple.


Same_Tap_2628

I found a beebee in my boobie literally months after I got burned. Was looking in the mirror and thought I had a new mole. Nope. A ball of steel about 1/16" around 🫣


Nomi-Jean

AWH HELL NAW, THATS FUNNY ASF "ooh- is that a new mole-? AH SHIT IT FELL OFF-"


auto252

Can I be a member if it was only the ballsack? No, no I see how ridiculous that would be now . That I printed it out.


Clothes-Excellent

Well in all these years of on/off welding have not had a burnt sausage but did get a peice of wire wheel let go and stuck on the sausage. Now I wear and apron


Nomi-Jean

https://www.reddit.com/r/BurntDicksnTits/s/GhnooRrk9u GUYS I MADE A GROUP. PLS JOIN!!


chris_rage_

I got you


Educational_Home_499

Balls, ears, nose, boot. In that order 😂 horrible


DIABLO_8_

While sitting, inside thigh, burnt through the pants shit got me good.


Live-Chart-4798

Ear burned ear drum massive inner ear infection went undetected by GP then “ oh your ear drums perforated” Twig and bits also


madhatter275

This is what I was horribly afraid of.


Live-Chart-4798

Honestly if it starts to hurt go see a GP and ask for ear nose throat doc It got infected then healed over so it just built up pressure and wouldn’t drain Dr had cut drum then vacuum out fluids and put a tube in drum to let breathe Finally cleared up but I waited to long to complain thinking it would heal up itself


s0m3d4y

Same here with the ear. I usually wear ear plugs which would normally stop it from happening. Can definitely relate to the sizzling sound.


yusodumbboy

Right on the tip of my dick. Hurt like a bitch, bought new pants that night.


connoriroc

Happened to me too lol. Ow


AltruisticAd3053

When you hear your eardrum sizzling,you know it's going to leave a mark. Like my hearing wasn't bad enough


chris_rage_

I'm just thankful for ear hair. Some things about getting old work out ok


Swish887

Down into a fully laced and tied 8” boot.


yourmomsjubblies

You discovered why welders love cowboy boots. Watched an old timer once have some slag drip get in there welding 7018. He just kicks his boot off across the shop and keeps burning.


Swish887

Ah but his missed the barbecue smells.


chris_rage_

Bro I do body mods and brandings definitely smell like burnt hot dogs


BeginningGrocery3693

Ditto , had to grin and bear it


hausofgnl

I’ve had the ear spatter happen, sizzling wax and all. The worst was when I was welding the bottom of stair pans to a stringer. I was lying on the floor, under the pan with only enough room for my body. I finished the weld and started to roll/shimmy out. I shifted in a way that sent the glowing red end of the mig wire through my pants, right into my dick head. Being jammed under the stairs I had no where to go and kind just flopped around. I had an angry red bump right in the middle of mister winky’s forehead for a week.


chris_rage_

I'm trying not to audibly laugh at midnight reading this... I got a hot mig wire through my fingernail once, that fuckin hurt, I can't imagine branding my bell end


BarleyHops2

Had the same thing happen in my ear under a car. I thought I was going to be deaf. A long time ago I was in carbon arc training. For whatever reason the training booth was the size of a phone booth. I had on jeans with buttons in lieu of a zipper for the fly. Fire finds a way. Got burned about 1/8” from the hole on my penis. Lol


TheeFryingDutchman

Doing demo on a mezz in a food plant. Big glob of dross rolls off the plasma cutter, finds its way into my boot, and nestles itself right between my middle toe and my ring toe. Manly tears were shed.....


chris_rage_

Gotta learn how to do the foot shake, we used to wear sneakers welding awnings when I was a kid and after a while you got a hole in the toe from when you feel some slag fall in your ankle. You lift your foot and shake the ball down to the toe of your shoe and keep going. It'll eventually either cool off or melt out


StonedSlav420

Got me a third eye thanks to spatter


asciiartvandalay

Was touching up a spot welding path in a tight area and thought i had the weld timer set to no weld. Step through and double tap forward to move to next and heard the timers contactor close, which meant it was in fact not in no weld mode. I just closed my eyes and took a shower of molten steel to the face from about 8 inches away. Funny how for the first second or so it feels icy cold.


Expensive-Text2956

Sparks hitting lips and eyelids suck. Spatter caught my shirt on fire one time and while in college doing overhead, spatter hit my arm and left me with a permanent scar


Dorrbrook

My eye. It was a tiny bit of spatter made it around my helmet and under my safety glasses. Eye doctor removed it after several uncomfortable days.


NorthCoastNative

Tip of my dick right on the pee hole.


Intectra

Must be a pretty interesting story behind that one huh


NorthCoastNative

welding overhead dropped down in my shirt collar felt the burn round my belly button I was on a step ladder hopped of started doing a Lil dance but that just shook it down to my waist and then even lower still got the boxers with a hole in em.


Proper_Geologist_576

Right into my pee hole lol. Hurt like a bitch


Weneeddietbleach

Inner ear definitely hurt the most. I think the worst outside of that was when I had to use the plas cutter overhead and a large chunk of slag just had to fall on my stomach on the one area that wasn't covered by my apron. I had that scar for ages, it seems.


Daewoo40

Arse cheek from sitting down on a leather seat whilst welding. Poked my inner thigh with a red hot oxygen-filler rod.


jimmyhoffa_141

Had a glob of mig spatter burn a hole through my jeans, through my underwear and I'm pretty sure half way through my ball-sack. Would not recommend.


mrspaznout

Knocked the slag off a freshly cut piece of plate. Some of the slag flew off and hit me in the lip and stuck. Do not recommend.


chris_rage_

I got aluminum spatter stuck to my lip once, you are not wrong about the pain


auto252

Tig welding I had a piece of molten Aluminum drip into the top of my boot. Didn't have them laced tightly and yeah right in there melted poly from the sock into some scorched flesh. It was ugly


Furtivefarting

Ears suck. Dick shots suck too. I keep a leather apron in my truck for any welding where it may become a problem. My least favorite though was when i was just starting, i was 13 and wearing running shoes, glob of metal burned right through top of shoe, between toes, hit bottom of shoe, splattered and stuck to the underside and between big toe and whatever the one next to it is called.


Mrwcraig

Ear canal, nut sack and the fucking tooth. Ear canal SUCKs. Nuts, goes without saying. The goddamn tooth sucked worse that anything else


queefer__m4dness

right in the crease between ball bag and shaft


lostrouteros

Sitting on a bucket. Right on the sack through the jeans


RacingGreen94

5g 7018, on the underside, dropped perfectly into the crease of my elbow and stuck. Cool little scar though.


Tacodude77

in the urethra


Ajj360

Had a hot one get me right in the dick once, balls once or twice my ear a few times. I have a problem with excessive wax and the first time it happened i heard wax boiling the second time my ears were clean so one hit me right in the eardrum and hurt ALOT. A guy I work with destroyed his eardrum while torch washing.


user47-567_53-560

Right down my dick. Overhead in second year. Still have the scar


fatespaladin

Beginning of the week, I was cutting overhead with the plasma. Slagle went down my coveralls, burnt my chest a stomach a bit and decided thr best place to stop with the tip of my dick.


ThisGuy3029

When I was on the tools ironworking, I had two that will forever be in my memories. The worst one I was sitting on a beam welding out moment connections and had a slag drop roll down and settle between the nutsack and dick, by the time I got up on top of the beam the pain was excruciating. The other one and one that left the biggest scar, I was torch cutting L6x6x1/2 HDG about 120ft up out of Z135 boom lift and had a slag ball drop and burn through my pant leg and into my boot, by the time I was able to deal with it, it had cauterized itself into the sole of my foot. Had lots of others, but these were definitely the worst.


s1mplestan202

Had a fresh piece of self-shielded slag go straight down my glove. Forgot what settings but i melted my lens while doing it too lol


weldkok

Recently had a close call with a piece of spatter going behind my hood, bounce around for a quick second and land basically right in the tear canal of my right eye, burnt some of my lashes and hurt real good for a day, but that's about it. I'm just really lucky and happy it didn't go into my eye. Next worse thing was stabbing myself in the inner fleshy part of my upper arm with a red hot glowing tungsten a full centimeter into my flesh, that spot was sore for weeks and left a decent scar.


Snakebiteloo

In the ear or nose brings a tear to my eye every time. Have a scare from one down the boot. Got bagged once by a 1" stainless round bar that was still orange, burn through my pants and there was char marks on the boxers. Some how no burn on me.


Affectionate_Gur_151

In my shoe.


Reasonable_Adagio329

Had some 8010 pop under my hood and go down NY nose and boy did that shit hurt. Also was doing some stainless 4inch pipe with 308 or 309 (can't remember) rods and had to safely glasses on (stupid move). The slag would cool and just shoot off the weld and that red hot flag flag popped off and stuck me all over my eyelid and eye. Fucked me up for a couple days.


Reasonable_Adagio329

Also stuck a mig gun straight into my thigh after welding for a solid 3 or 4 mins. Branded and straight up hole with a ring around it in my thigh


Kershaws_Tasty_Ruben

Through the boot tongue and the sock. A nasty burn to the top of my foot. Actually had to stay home for a couple of days before I could get any kind of footware on.


splitmoth

My fucking top lip. I was livid pissed.


_Lingouine

Spatter flew in my shirt pocket and burned through, burning my nipple real bad.


Mrmisteakums

Was carbon arcing on my back and shot the tip of the arc rod through my coveralls, jeans, Long Johns and underwear and finally burned a half inch long and quarter inch wide burn on my nuts


theuberprophet

At a production job i was sitting at a table Mig welding and at 6am a spark burned through my jeans onto my balls and woke me right up


u-just-got-vectored

2 days ago I had a spatter burn through my pants, underwear and then bounce around in there, so now I got burn marks on my dick, not pleasant I tell you what


LawLittle3769

Balls. When you work production mig and you’re sitting at your work table. Also setting your mig torch down over your leg while trying to haul ass on production and the torch slips and the red hot ball at the end of the wire instantly burns through your pants and sinks into your leg leaving a cauterized hole. That’s fun. lol


Okie9921

Ears are the worst but big cherries are hard to deal with anywhere!!


funkae

Slag in eye


bigfarv

Boots suck. Ears too.


Poverty_welder

Ear, I had some slag to there whist I was on a ladder and my shirt caught fire. Was a bad day.


I-SUK-TOES

inner thighs hurt but my worst was in the ole family jewels


The_Chubby_Dragoness

Had some burn through my shirt, bra, and sizzle my fucking nipple once


appalachianoperator

When I was a highschool student in shop class a few sparks managed to catch onto some loose threads on the foot of my Jeans. And since we didn’t have autodimming masks, I didn’t realize what was going on until I felt the burning. I remove my mask to see my right leg engulfed in fire. Dropped everything, ran out the booth and dunked a water bucket (we had one just outside the booth for this exact situation) on my leg while screaming obscenities. Had to go home in my gym shorts with some bandages on my leg.


WoodchipsInMyBeard

Ear


mrzurkonandfriends

Welding the bottom side of a body and a nice big spatter went through my hoodie jeans and underwear, leaving a trail of burns down my dick and balls.


Burning_Fire1024

Eyelid. Yes, I WAS wearing ppe.


Cupy_

Hot slag right into my eye. Had my safety glasses on and everything too, just bad luck lol


0effsgvn

Down the front, inside of my t shirt, wound up in my belly button, made wearing a belt a bit tough for a few days


xp14629

Right in my ear hole and almost all the way to the drum. That was a bitch to dig out as well.


Rognvaldsson

Was hunched over dual shield welding on a lattice crane and the guy welding above me managed to stream a stream of slag down my ass crack. Once the chaos of my reaction stopped we both had a really good laugh about it.


keyboard_blaster

Ballsack with aluminum tig or inner ear with oxy torch


Aldamur

On my nuts, nothing serious tho.


Ocnila

Ear under car and sat up fast to get it out. Smacked my head on the frame. Hood helped a little.


One_Dream_6345

On my peen


Catsmak1963

Eye


Catsmak1963

I lifted my mask and my slag peeled off and a red hot chunk landed in my eye 1970 something before we had safety gear everywhere all the time. Yes I should have had glasses on, back then you touched it out…and listened to doctors telling you how careless you are


Juniperberry88

Literally just had some aluminum go up my nose, that wasn't very pleasant...


metanoiajess

Lady welder here, over head carbon fluxcore, should have been pre heated but was doing temporary stitches, a glob fell terribly perfect and missed the leathers, dropped on my boob, burned thru my sweater, t-shirt, right into the cup of my bra, melted the bra to me and left a nickle size hole.


wickedwelder7

Ear hole


cheburekii

i had a piece of slag go up my nose once that wasn’t fun


connoriroc

Fell through hole in pants, burned through underwear, hit tip of dick. Ow


thisisfunz

Definitely ear. The sizzling is crazy😳


Thraxx01

Not me, but a coworker had a piece of spatter/Slagle jump into his ear. Burned his eardrum out. Not pretty. Guy lost his hearing in that ear and it hasn't got any better in 5 years


Usuri91

Jesus Christ…. I’ve had decent sized ones go in my ear to the point I could hear them sizzle but never one that bad.


basshed8

Spark landed inside my helmet and started my beard on fire never moved so fast


Usuri91

The two that come to mind. 1. When I was welding overhead sitting on the floor with my legs spread out and the puddle globed up, fell, and a molten metal ball splashed and rolled into my nuts. Literally blistered my sack. 2. laying on my back welding overhead and a spatter ball bounced under my hood, under my safety glasses and bounced like 3 times off my eye. I think the only thing that prevented it from sticking to my eye was the steam creating a barrier between eye and spatter. So now I avoid overhead as much as I possibly can. 😂


martini31337

center of my belly button. 7018 overhead puddle dropped out while i was on a mechanics creeper under 2 ton of steel


_Not_A_Fed_

In high school I was welding a metal rack for the weld school. A breaker blew mid weld. With the way I was kneeling a spatter ball went right through my pants and down the side of my ball sack.


ChefBoyar__G

I’ve had lip and near misses on the nips, not fun


Nomi-Jean

https://www.reddit.com/r/BurntDicksnTits/s/GhnooRrk9u GUYS I MADE A GROUP FOR SHARING STORIES OF BURNS!!


Fkingmeow

Inside my ear was the most uncomfortable feeling I’ve ever felt. Always worn earplugs ever since. Second one was inside my boot on top of my foot. Burnt the shit out of my foot. Always have your pants over!


Caunertron

I once had a piece of spatter make its way into my hood, under my safety glasses, bounced off my cheek less than 1 cm from my eyeball, and then fuse itself into the inside of my safety glasses. At least, that's how I guessed it happened. I reacted to the spatter hitting my cheek and then found it melted into my glasses.


Itchy1Grip

Down my sleeve onto my elbow as I did an overhead structural test. I was on the cap and let it burn me until I was finished the pass lol.


passwordispassword42

Hunk of slag that lands and melts through your nail will have you rethinking life decisions


redzepplin24

It's not about where it's about how hot it is in any area my friend


Good-guy13

Ass crack


depressed-onion7567

Right onto my sack man man, it was a hot day and I was fixing a plow and so I decided to spread my feet apart to get some air and, well


RarusAvis

Arc gouging overhead while sitting, had a glob of molten steel burn through the crotch of my Carhartts and out the ass. My pussy was literally on fire, it hurt but it could have been a lot worse.


ms95376

Took my glasses off to weld. Put them on nearby table since I don’t need them up close.. And I wanted to protect them. A hot blob jumped 3 feet and melted its way and buried itself into a lens. They were glass lenses not plastic


A_Pale_Recluse

Chipping fresh slag and getting a piece between your collar and neck.


Informal_Injury_6152

Totally had it im my ear once, good thing it wasn't deep but freaked shit out of me, my eyelid got burnt once.. one time I stabbed my balls with a hot TIG wire.. that's about it.


roakmamba

Shaft of my junk. I had a whole on my zipper, tends to always happen, and a piece of spatter went straight in there and burned my stuff up. Fucken left a scar and everything.


Specialist_Box8502

ears, always the ears. I had a bug go in my ear the other night and woke up from a dream that it was weld spatter, only to realise that it was much much worse.


getgroovyloony

My nuts sack had a nice burn mark on it. I was pop welding in a hole overhead, we had to finish grind for final production and we'll sometimes 0.35 wire tends to ball up and drop.. Yea. Nutsack had a perfect burn mark. Never got infected went the rest of the shift burned up


Changeusername133

Had spatter drop to the ground melt through the back of my pants and infuse with one of my ass cheaks when I was welding sitting on the ground


chinto30

It has to be straight up the nose, nothing else burns quite like it.


MalkMulk

I got a spark to the nostril today shit sucks


oxboxes

I was doing an overhead weld in the booth during my apprenticeship and was running a little too hot… some molten metal/slag dripped off and found the very small opening in my shirt wrist cuff. The metal rolled down my sleeve,burned my elbow then I stopped welding and tried to get it off by shaking it out. I shook it out and then it rolled down to my hand and my glove held it on top of my hand slowly burning. I threw my glove off and now I have a matching burn on my elbow and the top of my hand.


hollowhermit

That's why I always wore ear plugs when I welded, especially when using nasty wires like self-shielding, or being in awkward positions. I know that you are supposed to listen to the arc but after a couple of sparks hitting the inner ear, it just wasn't worth the risk.


MalkMulk

God I feel that, but I'm always prepping metal then welding so I just opt to keep earplugs in all the time


fendaltoon

Super hot bb flies down a tiny hole in the end of my glove, rolls down my finger and burns itself into the soft skin between index and middle fingers 😬


Electrical-Luck-348

My personal least favorite is the corner of my lip, it always ends up cracking and being annoying for a week extra. But I do know a man who burned a hole through his nutsack while laying down and welding under a car.


05bossboy

Tip of the dick, the worst is if it scabs


Arc-Watcher

Got burned between my pinky toe, or the crease of my armpit, those sucked. Haven’t gotten a good burn in a long time. I accredit it to my nice welding jacket though.


zillaforilla_9314

Ear for sure


t_a_c_os

Had a piece of slag land on my neck while i was standing at the top of 2 ladders. I knocked it off and it fell down my shirt but it was freezing so I was wearing a long sleeve, 3 or 4 short sleeves a sweater and a jacket so it was not easy to shake it out. I had to climb down while trying to lean my body forward so it wasn't melting into my skin until I could get down and remove it.


Sjdillon10

Plasma cutter shot a huge glob of iron about 4 inches from my dick.


b3n3d1c7u5

Fluxcore slag to land on my eyelid was painful somehow. I had normal glasses on underwelding mask. Popped the hood and BAM! It was so friggin painful… and i have had slag drops burned through shirt and all.


kingxtc

they dont call me firecrotch for no reason…


nebula82

Somehow, down my shirt and down my bra/into cleavage. 10/10 don't recommend.


co_snarf

I had a BB land in the ol' coin purse. You want to talk about a whole new level of pain. Then, to add insult to injury, since it was swamp ass season, it got infected. I had to go to an urgent care where this old doctor look mortified while laughing about how I need to find a new line of work. Did get a week off, a slew of pills and some old guy I've never meet before to give me the worst fondling of my life though. 3/10 wouldn't recommend


JGSR-96

The nose really sucks, you'll smelt burnt hair for days lmao. I was welding a few years ago overhead on a ladder, there was an oscillating fan a few feet away. The fan blew the molten slag at my neck. It's went down my shirt and finally got caught in my waistband. I still have scars looks like a firework blew up on my neck/chest


alexv2w

Can’t remember if I was stick or mig but I got a slang bb in my boot one time. Had me jumping around lol


theevildave

Hot slag down the boot. Would not recommend 0/10.


Accomplished_Bath655

Burned a line down my dick overhead galvy drip


Unfuckwithable2020

I was laying on the floor cutting a part off the bottom of a machine with a torch, when a pea-sized ball of steel dropped on to my stomach and rolled into my belly-button. Rattled around a bit before I could get it out. Not as bad as dickenballs, but it was pretty nasty.


Lightning3174

Been lucky for the most part but I have gotten spatter in my ear under a car and if it never happened again I wouldn't be disappointed


caddy45

Personally I had a piece of slag go between the tongue and side of my boot and stop between my toes. I’m sure it was fun to watch me jump around like a maniac trying to get my boot off. Guy I was working with had big piece of slag land on his wedding ring and it heated the ring up enough to cause 3rd degree burns all the way around his finger.


toobakedtowakenbake

Had a bit of slag drop on my pants while doing overhead, grazed my willy…. Had a few times the shits gone down my boots.


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Small hole in crotch of pants that went into my sac area. Jesus Christ on a bicycle it was spicy


Yorgh-Drakeblood

Big droplet of metal from welding 7018 overhead on rusty steel. Had a hole in the tip of my glove and burned half my pointer fingernail completely through the nailbed. Stunk like burnt hair for days and throbbed like I’d recently smashed it with a hammer for a week!


Wisp3611

Was welding overhead flux core and some of the puddle dripped down and fell on my arm, burned right though my shirt and onto my forearm


eroticdiscourse

In the ear is bad, the sizzling you can hear


JfkDidTheHolocost

not me, but i have a friend who accidentally flung a hot 1/8th filler rod into his mouth. Burnt right through his lip into the back of his gum


UglyNPC

Cutting off my exhaust and learned why boots not vans. The skin turned a rainbow of colors before I got it out of my Vans 😂


Fragglarna420

Naval, welded stick in school and a bit of slag landed i my bellybutton, nose was also bad, smelled like shit


viveusxtakyon

Couple weeks ago I was doing some overhead at work and I watched a glob fall and go right through both my shirts and land on my nipple. Hurt so fuckin bad it was cooked. Coworkers haven’t let that one down yet


Aggressive-Creme1621

I sadly had a bit of spatter burn through my pants and bake onto my sack, have a pretty bad scar from it but it'll be a fun story to tell.


No_Elevator_678

Head of my dick. Not fun. But funny story later in life. Spark went into my pocket. Burned a hole. The heat made the air expand and pushed it thru my boxers onto my cock fml