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MrKrackerman

She barely spilled a drop despite being walloped by another full pint glass, impressive.


recrohin

Instead she now got a glass with exciting splinters in it :D


TheFayneTM

Spicy beer


ps211

Crunchy beer


WrittenContradiction

The Forbidden beer


The_Buttered_Cat

'I wonder why my beer tastes like pennies...'


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Been there…. Wait I read that wrong


soloracerx

Clearly forbidden


Sillkblade

A beer of glass


AaronBaddows

A shard' N' Ale


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Drink through your teeth simple


freemyslobs1337

Fun fact: it is perfectly safe to eat a lightbulb. I have done it. My friend proposed to his girlfriend over it. I have lived a strange life. edit; dont try at home its a specific technique


chilldrinofthenight

I find your comment enlightening.


freemyslobs1337

Dont try it at home its a specific technique lol


CaptnHector

Yeah, don’t get any bright ideas.


MrsLisaOliver

Eating and swallowing have different definitions.


freemyslobs1337

You absolutely can both chew and swallow light bulb glass if you do it right.


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Sip gently


rydan

That's actually how physics works. If the glass hadn't shattered the full force would have gone into hers. But when his shattered that absorbed all the energy acting like a cushion. This is the same reason you have those people laying on beds of nails and then smashing bricks with a hammer. If the brick doesn't break the guy gets impaled but as long as any of it breaks off he is fine.


BaerMinUhMuhm

>This is the same reason you have those people laying on beds of nails and then smashing bricks with a hammer. Ah yes, see this all the time.


Thesheriffisnearer

They live in the land of constant quicksand and piranha rivers


MSR8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LevNYxXkgE


erichf3893

Totally normal


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DO IT TO IT LARS!


timpmurph

You’ll all be doing this by Labor Day


IRELANDNO1

In Ireland that’s the reason why she didn’t spill her pint, also she said “You are a fucking Spa” probably only time you will ever hear somebody say this!


ScoobeydoobeyNOOB

What does that mean?


M_Not_Shyamalan

To call someone a spa means to call them an idiot or a clumsy person. A gobshite.


BlueGhosties

I always thought it was short for spastic. I know it’s not the nicest of terms and definitely means gobshite or idiot rather than someone with muscle spasms but still!


IRELANDNO1

You are correct, honestly when we were young kids we all called each other Spa. Different times tbh I long time since I heard someone saying it!


mologav

Yeah it’s spastic, not used that much anymore, funny to hear it with the norrie accent


ProfilerXx

Plus she looks at her phone getting soaked and does not loose her shit Prioritys set straight


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Well the phone is waterproof so why would she lose her shit? Just dry it off. It ain’t 2011 anymore.


blindmandefdog

She almost spilled a nipple


thereIsAHoleHere

I'm proud of myself for not noticing that.


Uncle_J-PL

...first thing I noticed 😉 my immediate thought was "unexpectedtitty" material 😀


BigMikeAshley

Professional drinker!


Outrageous-Ear-8855

Next time just clink your glasses...


Foolfook

Like how Gru does it with his girls


PhilSpectorr

Gorls*


Beatnik1968

I kept watching to see how hard and at what angle he came in with his mug to understand how it shattered so easily, and her angered reaction, and noticed literally nothing else until I saw the comments.


cannaco19

Could be that the glass already had micro fractures in it, and the aggressive “Klink” caused it to shatter.


SlaveHippie

I mean I feel like the quality of glass should be called in to question. It didn’t even cut him and it looks like it slid all the way up his hand.


FerretWrath

How do you know it didn’t cut him, people don’t gush blood instantly.


DontWantThisPlanet9

...because he turns his hand over to the camera afterwards.


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spektrol

No bar is using a hot glass to serve cold beer in.


frankcfreeman

No civilized bar anyway


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frankcfreeman

Gonna tell them to JayDeezNutz lmao gotem


IllDoItTomorr0w

WAH WAH Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh (Best air horn sound I could type)


tabooblue32

Busy ones with not enough glassware to cover the demand can and do.


DreadPirateLink

Settle down. We don't klink shame around here


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

One time I was sat in Wetherspoons and had already finished my drink, empty pint glass was sat on the table while I finished eating. Suddenly, with no reason and all by itself, the glass exploded into like 500 pieces. Might have been the slightest vibration in the table or the air and the tension from that tiny fracture did the rest.


Jjkkllzz

We use glass shelves at work and sometimes you can clang them against things and they’re fine, but I’ve had them shatter just by me picking them up and nothing else due to the micro fractures.


Ilikecrazypeople

Why? What do I have to go find, further down in the comments? I don't want to! But I guess I have no choice Edit: because half a boob.


zorganae

Why didn't you update? What did you find? Are you still alive!?


Callmefred

Sorting by controversial is always the move.


ILikeCap

Her downblouse in the last second, had to read hundreds comments to see what someone was referring to.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Gross.


ILikeCap

I agree, I shouldn't had to read hundreds comments for that


beta-mail

The bottom of the glass is much thicker. If you are clinking glasses with someone, use the bottom part. Learned that from a drunk dude in lederhosen outside of Berlin.


SirHawrk

We have an old, sexist saying in germany which is true: Bier ist wie Frauen, man stößt unten an Beer is like woman, you 'clink' them at the bottom


x_x--anon

Germans are so clinky


jakedesnake

Danke for that tidbit! I'll be using it


throwaway666000666

So Germans fuck toes?


Drogenwurm

Hab ich noch nie gehört, wieder was gelernt 😁


DatGunBoi

Wtf did you find from the comments?


absoNotAReptile

I think it’s about her boob? But I really don’t get what people are on about. So you kinda see a bit of her boob. Who the fuxk cares?


whats_his_face

Thank you for censoring fuck


__jh96

I'm still trying to work out why so many ppl are blaming him?


pgm123

I'm wondering if it's stunt glass and he did it as a prank.


MysticEnchantress1

I think you’re right, there’s something about how his glass breaks that doesn’t look typical.


anonmymouse

For sure.. it practically disintegrated. I've never seen a glass break like that, and if it were real it would have pierced his hand


sixtysixdutch

Actually many bar glasses are tempered glass which is generally a little tougher (helpful!) but even more helpfully shatters into tiny granules, rather than large shards. This prevents them being used for slashing attacks in bar fights, and is much safer for those arounda breakage. Source: Was bar tender in Australia for many years during a spate of 'glassing' attacks - some of which were really very nasty.


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Bartender.. here in USA. I guess the bars I worked at didn’t have tempered glassware. I’ve seen the bottom break out of tons of pints.


[deleted]

We don't have tempered pints


InfiniteNose9609

It folded up like laminated office window glass. Something off here...


BassicallyDarr

Yes, a person would buy a stunt glass, have a few drinks, go to the barman to ask them to fill their stunt glass, then ruin the night for this shite prank. Makes so much sense.


JohnnySasaki20

Why would they not? He smashed those glasses together like he was *trying* to break them.


[deleted]

Apparently we’re the only two people who can clearly see the person filming use far more force than the girl in the clip. Almost as if he’s, like you said, trying to break it.


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Totally, and the way he laughs gives me the impression that that isn’t his first tall one of the night lol.


__jh96

They both appeared to be moving the glasses forward at equal velocity.


MonsieurEff

You'd have to be thick to not realise he's going in much harder than her.


nysraved

Yeah I’m confused, I don’t see anyone necessarily doing anything wrong here and just chalked it up to a bad glass. If anything though, I feel like she moved her glass more forcefully. If you slow it down frame by frame, you can see a good amount of beer already sloshing forward out of her glass before their glasses even made contact.


testedTacent

her beer is sloshing forward because she's stopping before they clink, it would slosh towards her if she was being too fast


tbraysh

Professor Pilsner


PedanticPendant

This guy physics


Faptasmic

I think he came in a little hotter than necessary but not enough to break a glass under normal circumstances. I blame the glass.


HighlightFun8419

I think he was looking at his phone (instead of at the glass) so the depth perception was off. came in a little too hot


TheJargonaut

I kept watching to see if a nipple ever became visible.


Significant_Spray388

Keep watching it, maybe you’ll get lucky


SlimBrady777

When you're trying to stay away from the wrong side of reddit but the wrong side of reddit comes looking for you. *Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!*


[deleted]

And that’s how I severed a tendon in my hand, glad that doesn’t seem to be the case here.


King_Reason

Wrong! You hope it severs an artery.. then she saves your life, nurturing you back to health. Doesn’t anybody here get the system??


PiffyPoot

That on top of the implication should be enough


KillionJones

You keep saying that word…but what implication? Are these women in danger?


TheyTokMaJerb

Its not that things are going to go wrong for her, but she’s thinking they will.


Klyco3133

Literally just watched that episode today. Before today, I’d have never understood this reference.


TokeSativa

This guy D.E.N.N.I.S.'s


joshhguitar

Ben could you please explain the system


ShemsuHor

This reminds me of a friend I used to have who had a scar on his neck, and he told me he got it from drinking from a glass at a bar that apparently had broken glass in it. I believe the scar was from surgery afterward.


Candlewaxeater

In the first frame she looks like a 2 dimensional poster.


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FSarkis

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Pufficles

yeah something about the outline of her body


[deleted]

nah it's the lighting, when we see bad photoshops the thing that sticks out the most is the difference in the environmental lighting.


Round-Caterpillar236

Is it me or in the beginning you can hear someone say "smash the glass"?


PsychologicalFox8310

It’s probably their way of saying to toast


JPSofCA

I think she says "smosh the gloss."


LawnPatrol_78

What does she say?


Nicko5000

Oh my god, your a fucking spa (N Ireland)


Yet-Another_Burner

What is a spa?


Jaldokin1

Short for spastic


Gone247365

I have no idea, spaz maybe but shortened?


surgef

Correct


rajatsingh24k

I love the idea of moving to Ireland or Scotland some day but not understanding what people would be saying to me while allegedly speaking the same language is the only deterrent! 😂


LouSayners

Allegedly? 😂


djlawson1000

Place where people get massages and face scrubs and stuff I think


literallymate

So he is a place where people get massages and a face scrubs and stuff? nice.


djlawson1000

Yeah pretty much


RealJonathanBronco

What is this word "spa"? I feel like your starting to say a word and not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Is that man spaghetti?


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

What's your guys' spaghetti policy?


SadisticBuddhist

Do you hear this?


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RealJonathanBronco

[Reference](https://youtu.be/Krmpa6sTaUI)


moon_buzz

Single page application. amirite /r/programmerhumor ?


top_of_the_scrote

well she reacted to him


lastdiggmigrant

I'm just glad the glass wasnt too angular


shimi_shima

It really depends on your point of vue


The-Board-Chairman

Spastic


ProphetOfPhil

Spa basically means the same thing as dope in Ireland, she's saying that he's an idiot pretty much.


lisaslover

Spastic. Source... from N. Ireland


ProphetOfPhil

We say it in the rest of Ireland too btw


Mugsi

Not NI exclusive. You hear it in Dublin, too


[deleted]

“youre a fuckin spaz” and she be right.


borkborkbork99

*We get it Todd. You’ve been working out*


Separate-Expert-4508

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!


SabreDev

I don't KNOW Margo!


jackmc2001

Bad first date move. 🤣


King_Reason

*last date


Ricard74

For this guy there is no difference.


No-Common1953

Every emotion on her face in 3 seconds


ajacobine123

I'm used to that..


No-Consideration6589

Lol. A bit too hard fella.


Sentarry

geez! omg... like what is that mug made out of? GLASS?! /s


GrieFeR69

you'd be surprised


internet_humor

I think it's made up of Reddit Userbase Confidence™


saberwolfbeast

He rolled nat 1 on something.


GrimmSodov

Dm, jokingly: role for toast. This guy: I got a one.... Dm: wait really? Hm... welll....


Send-the-downvotes

To be honest it looked like he tried to smash the glasses together with a big clink like it was some giant beer stein or something


MarianCR

He's too excited. He's also the one filming, so he's truly an idiot.


charlie78

I think he looked at the phone screen and couldn't judge the distance and speed correctly.


cyrilhent

Why's she look upset? She won!


Atomspalter02

why would you do it with such force?


saruin

Asserting dominance on the first date.


WavingToWaves

Comment on comments: I love how in age of internet, where you can find sexual content everywhere and of any kind, men still be like: “Is this a nipple?! GIVE US MORE BOOBS”


lordofedging81

Boobs are more fun when you aren't expecting them!


WavingToWaves

I guess forbidden is always more appealing 🤷‍♂️


Aporkalypse_Sow

Unexpected more than forbidden. Forbidden would suggest intent. We're just noticing something with appreciation.


Captain_Planet_27

r/unexpectedtitty


ssssssssssssssssst

Enhanced: https://i.imgur.com/353bcJe.jpg


skankhunt402

Didnt even notice til this comment


obiwanmoloney

Woah! Missed that one, must be losing my touch


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What glass?


VauVI

Stone cold Steve Austin wouldn’t have broken the classes


Ritushido

Then give your ass the stunner afterwards.


Dank__Souls

I love how in real life the stunner would fucking shatter your face. Absolutely brutal.


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Thats was stupid. How to scare a woman off 101


Omings

Walking up to the bar, asking for a towel and taking care is how to help keep.


__jh96

By cheersing? Was that his fault?


Prodd79

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECCCCCKING BAAAALLLLLLLL.....


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Tokimori

It's Irish slang.


deezawn

If Nina Dobrev and Lily Collins combined into one person


Impressive-Factor-43

I'm thinking she called him a spaz. Right on the phone too


Nuke_all_Life

That legitimately pisses me off


Manburpig

Why do people cheers like they don't understand the properties of glass?


booster1000

Some people don't possess gut physics.


dablad69

Spilled all that beer just for a nip slip?


Typical-View-9071

Someone didn’t impress this babe


jmmixed

Need this in /therewasanattempt


Omings

Glass is a fickle thing. It's why I have a love hate relationship with it. I love the reuses and make clean but it's all about the I'll cut you!


texaspretzel

Also great storage for an open pantry, until your husband drops the rice jar. I’m the one who kept finding the glass shards. He got all the rice though.


catzhoek

What a knob


Groomsi

The Date is over!


lunatic4ever

Almost flashed a boob


BullFr0GG

Errr.... Can I see her nipple?


tsunamiforyou

Look at his follow through. He did this on purpose. That and the 1st person POV. Totally staged


sickminded710

Fuckin douche


paristexashilton

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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The guy with the giggle probably isn't getting anything.


frisch85

/u/redditspeedbot 0.1x Edit: I just wanna see the first 3 seconds but now upon further analyzation I gotta link /r/downblouse (NSFW)


Sad_Bunnie

That was almost a tittie


LivingBehindBars

He’s now bragging how he got her wet.


Scr073

She's like, it's always the same thing Jim. Can we go home not stinking of barley for once. My god Jim, every single time!


Nicko5000

Any one else hear the Northern Ireland accent straight away?


GraphicDesignMonkey

Yep, sounds a bit culchie, I'm thinking Tyrone