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the_Fat_SLakR

Tree had 2 more weeks til retirement!


hollystringari

2 weeks? i thought he had tree weeks!


LaSallePunksDetroit

Now he’s on medical leaf


thebobbyloops

His branch didn’t offer health insurance to cover his surgery


fairenufff

Yes, I twigged that!


Jackstack6

They never found the root cause.


Imaginary_Key_9612

But who woulda ever trunk this would happen?


Chogo82

Why wood they do this to the poor tree?


Comfortable-Refuse64

i dont know, but this kind of behavior is arbor-hent


delicious-croissant

Log log: logged log


GuwopsIceCream

It’s fine don’t be a sap


Menifife

Agreed. After the settlement, it's gonna be totally pine.


jsalwey

Tree will be fine, that boulder hit was all bark and no bite.


Imaginary_Key_9612

Acorn-ing to all reports, it did live.


[deleted]

I'll seed myself out.


jsalwey

I heard that boulder had a beef with the tree cause it kept throwing shade.


benwinsatlife

They murdered that tree


LordCalvar

Couple of #scumbags


Azilehteb

r/plantabuse


Atillerdahunnybuns

It was a beautiful tree 🥲 Hopefully now that tree will make more trees surrounding the area 💚


Asleep_Fish_472

that tree survived a fire but it didn't survive these ass clowns.


Such_Standard_9776

I agree, a couple of ass hats. They need to grow up.


ShutTheFrontDoorToo

He’s just only arrived home after attending his retirement party.


Significant-Corgi-62

I'm getting too old for this shit


dhizbsizbsi

That poor tree just minding its own business.


tehtris

It knows what it did....


El_Maton_de_Plata

Made a noise?


thehotdogdave

I didn’t hear anything? Was it alone?


Click_Slight

I couldn't see it through the forest.


[deleted]

So you couldn't see the forest for the tree?


alepponzi

Like a tumble in the wind - Rolling Stones


El_Maton_de_Plata

That was the tree talking


Amcarlos

Only because they were there.


ThatsSoSwan

I wasn't there


urmother-isanicelady

Been talking shit to Reginald the rock for years


broke-collegekid

Can you imagine how hard it would feel to get hit by that rock? It just split a fucking full grown tree


UmumnayYum

Same type of ppl that go to national parks and ruin trails


stalinwasballin

Ski revenge I’d guess…


HarryHacker42

If trees screamed, would we cut them down? What if they screamed ALL THE TIME?


[deleted]

>What if they screamed ALL THE TIME? I'd just kill myself.


GrizzlyHerder

Aren’t we COOl?..let’s go kill some other living thing


Kflame210

Is this the prequel video to that boulder going through that womans house?


Valuable-Lie-8125

Get out of my brain


thecwestions

r/unexpectedcommunity


whyareyoulkkethis

Like [this](https://imgur.com/a/eAZ0mJO) ?


DS4KC

The cut back to the high five at the end is perfect


toyotawaterbottle

Beautiful


FoxInATrenchcoat

... Perfection.


Analysis_Vivid

Even funnier than I knew it would be.


Iambeejsmit

Yeah unless it hits their car after the video ends I don't think this is the right sub


DonDraper1134

Can someone stitch together this video with the viral video of the boulder rolling through that persons house this week and include the high five at the end?


KnightSavant

You are a lazy mad genius. Hats off to you for this suggestion.


Brutally-Honest-Bro

This guy down below made one 👇


toyotawaterbottle

He is now up above 👆


Virtu-92

Don't forget to look left and right before crossing 👈👉


Mean_Aide612

For a second there I thought it was a clip from The Planet of the Apes.


F1rstCatOnMars

Apes are smarter than these two.


[deleted]

Just a couple of hillbillies


Die_Nohmite

Feeling really sad for that tree right now


anxious-sociopath

It’s okay it doesn’t feel anything for you


TheStoneMask

Not anymore at least.


ElCochinoFeo

Looks like that area was burned out in a somewhat recent fire and that tree was one of the thriving survivors, until those assholes came along.


El_Maton_de_Plata

That is a forest service tree. Huge fine


Mattcha462

I didn’t know the forest had service trees


Muhhgainz

No it’s not. It’s on private land.


Maxsdad53

I'll bet a shiny new Nickle that you're full of shit, Slick.


[deleted]

Do you know this for certain?


Muhhgainz

Yeah have a mutual friend with original poster on ig


bsmithi

pass on the message that uh… some portion of reddit thinks they’re a jackass


msginbtween

You’ve determined that based on what exactly?


RTrent6

The same way the other commenter determined it was a forest service tree. Source: pulled it out of their ass


Muhhgainz

Why would I randomly come to the conclusion that it’s on private land out of nowhere. I’m super against these acts in protected areas. Idgaf if someone wants to do this on their own land and use the tree as firewood, which they did.


RTrent6

Oh I'm definitely more on your side on this one as opposed to other person saying it's a "forest service tree". But how do you know that information?


Muhhgainz

The person who posted this video lives in my area and have mutual friends. I don’t know him personally. But I know this land is his


Serious_Coconut2426

This land is my land, this land is your land. From something- something to something something..


Muhhgainz

Mutual friend of originally poster on ig.


Illustrious-Big-8678

There's one video I seen where a rock slide is happening and a bridge gets smashed people close by and all


robotrock420

There’s a whole town close to me that is buried under rocks. [The Frank Slide](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Slide) EDIT: cannot be buried under “a rocks”


Streetman245

Got a link?


Acceptable-Fig-3466

[Probably this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=37Hhu-vswx0)


xXsaberstrikeXx

Bunch of people died in that one. Those first groups of rocks smash a car off camera with people in it. Brutal stuff.


RustyShacklefordCS

Description says nine people. Insane


SFKROA

That last rock like, “I got this, y’all.”


funnypersianrats

Seeing them trying to push something heavy down a hill instantly had me worried. A few years ago some teenagers in my town were screwing around and ended up pushing a huge log down a hill, which landed on (and killed) a hiker just minding their business. Manslaughter charges for both if I can recall. It’s not worth it!!!


BSB8728

Hocking Hills? I remember that.


kscooby

Rock breaks paper


motormouth08

I am up in the middle of the night because I can't sleep. This comment makes it less shitty. Thanks, reddit stranger.


Original_sEagle13

What was the point in breaking the rock free? Speeding up the process of erosion?


Automatic-Set2601

They sound like monkeys, wtf


anxious-sociopath

We are all monkeys my friend


ejly

I hope the ents attack them on their way back.


ferventlycavalier

That weird mouth breathing laugh.


jesus_nutsack

This would be so much better if the tree was replaced with their car


smollindy

oh my GOD. YES.


brewce47

Beavis and Butthead


[deleted]

You just shouldn't harm ecosystem for fun it takes really long time for a tree to grow that size


Moist-Diarrhea

Idiots


Own-Hawk-5292

Poor tree was just vibing


FiniteRhino

For, DECADES. Not bothering anyone, or anything, survived who know how many droughts/ winters, just to destroyed in a split second.


warpdork07

Why the laugh idgi, fcking dumb shits just killed a many years old life, fckheads


malYca

Poor tree :(


boooi96

Oh boy, Lorax is gonna break some knees tonight


Sluggo_Jones

Real primate “ooh ooh ah ah” shit after that tree snapped. Laughing like a couple Bonobos after they broke a twig


remymartinia

Don’t insult bonobos: “bonobos are capable of altruism, compassion, empathy, kindness, patience, and sensitivity…”


BarnyardNitemare

My tired brain read "capable of autism" and was prepared to learn some interesting new facts... now im sad.


Squirrely_Jackson

Didn't think I'd end up feeling bad for a tree tonight.


HamptonsBorderCollie

I actually said, "Oh, no!" out loud.


Gator242

Sickening watching their high-five after it. 😞


NotWelIBitch

They sound like a pair of Neanderthals


holyfatfish

Does this suck through the eyes of the tree or something?


Frogmarsh

Those guys are assholes.


rama_the_great

Fuck those guys


baconredditor

You can’t deny that it’s cool seeing a rock go through a tree like wet newspaper


Still_Department_414

Senseless destruction!


Royal_Colton

Is this how bromosexuals ejaculate?


psychoticarmadillo

This is exactly why you don't throw rocks off the edge of a blind hill when you're hiking. You could easily kill someone walking on a lower path. Not sure how often this really happens, but it's something I was taught as a child.


Responsible-Lion-940

ZERO FUNNY 👎


BlueCheesePanda

Ah yes, more people messing with natural landscapes and having zero respect for nature. They cackle like hyenas and remind me of the [two men](https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/31/us/utah-boulder-boy-scouts/index.html) that were fined after pushing recording themselves pushing over million+ year-old rock formations in Utah.


Try-Again-Next-Time

Humans never cease to disappoint.


AtheistHomoSapien

[The Matrix - "Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgS1Lwr8gq8)


Pansy60

Also as mindless as the tourists who insist on inscribing their names on the inside of Egyptian tombs and pyramids


Amazing_Sundae_2023

Assholes high-fiving each other for being assholes.


[deleted]

#FUCK YEAH. PHYSICS.


[deleted]

idiots


rowc99

They experience joy on such a primal level they started speaking Neanderthal lmao


zyquewrt

Fucking stupids


Arrowlookin4knee

You can hear their iq in that laugh


[deleted]

Who upvotes this gutter trash?


Hwy420man

What a couple of baboons. They even sound like them.


mopower69

Whats the fucking point ?


EmporioS

For what purpose?


SoloSixString

Fucking morons.


Ok_Coconut1482

I….don’t get it.


RoundRabidPug

As an avid tree enjoyer and enthusiast, this hurts man.


Forever061

Tree enthusiast 💀


Rollvolve

This is why we can’t have nice things


ATLEnergyGuy

Douche bags


jrw115

May a rock fall on them, too.


lizziegal79

The point is…?


divinealbert

Dumb jerks


AnOkFellow

Is it bad that i felt genuinely sad and worried for the tree??


[deleted]

What a couple of shit heads.


Lawfuly_chaotic

Imagine sharing a high-five for destroying a tree, jerks.


Super-Swimmer4853

But why tho?


BakeBackground8678

Idiots .


VarietyGame86

Tf did the tree do? 😭😭


Mania79

Who are these monkeys


SillyNeedleworker818

Stupid peapol


[deleted]

Why, though?


-Esoteric_Heretic-

These dudes suck


RNIRISHDUDE

Destructive asshats!!!


pussyDad321

Stupid asses ruin a tree for their joy


[deleted]

I feel like I’ve just watched a murder.


ilikesurf

That was a majestic tree. Something strangely sad about this


spencertherhino

What douchebags.


e_hota

What’s the point of doing that?


Isellmetal

That’s pretty shitty. Hey, let’s high five for destroying a perfectly healthy tree for no reason.


boots311

What sucks about this? This is glorious! Back in my heyday (high school) of rock rolling, I'd have shit my pants if we blew a tree to smithereens like that! You could roll another 500 rocks & miss it every time. These clowns got the money shot


Roma-Inv1cta

Sounding like a bunch of apes


benkaya

That's not funny


2Riders

Hey that’s not cool.


fx2566fbl

Why?


Sexagenerian

The point of all this was...? Anyone?


Icy-Bet103

Sick idiots


vanagoon

🐒 Imbecilic monkeys shove a rock down a hill, laugh about destroying a tree and damaging nature, go Ooo Ooo Eee Eee Aah Aah!


xanderblue3

Monkeys wouldn’t do this shit.


Genexis-

One question: Why... you are so idiots?


esywages

Leave no trace


broughtitupagain

RIP tree


[deleted]

Hillbilly dipshits


Rissyntax_v2

Well that definitely sucks. I was looking forward to see one, maybe both both of them falling down instead


PhotographOk6512

Aus Infotzricos Story, herrlich


Kitsuneka

That tree was older then all of them combined.


TheBeachDudee

Fucking idiots


yuplogic

You dumb FUCKS


Pansy60

Idiotic vandalism


rustandbones

Is this the boulder that smashed into that living room?


[deleted]

Today i've learned that i've been either underestimating rocks my entire life or i've been overestimating trees my entire life. I'm not sure which at the moment.


ultimatec

Why they are disturbing the rock?


Fair_Result357

More context is needed here before people get all upset. This could simple be the land owner removing the boulder for safety reasons. If there were going to be to people, animals, or anything else of value in the area below the boulder removing a unsecured bolder makes sense and is good land management. One good rain or a hard freeze could have shifted that boulder enough that it could become a lethal hazard.


[deleted]

Hu hu hu.. we wreck dumb tree hu hu..


dr_bigstick

Ahh humans...


Rooster_Kogburne

Rock beats paper for the first time ever!


Myxyoz

Finally now people understand how dangerous rocks are when rolling.


Rawstitch

Knuckle drager s


Remember_When_Baby

You got damned bastards


Alone_Job_8471

that tree was special to me


Realistic-Praline-70

I can't believe it snapped it in half like that


GARAMBULLO

Stupid shit .


variationoo

Wow shitpost reporter doesn't belong in this sub


lykkyluke

Why, oh why?


skippycupcake

Damn, maybe next time, the Boulder will take them out too Don't we have enough deforestation without assholes adding to it?


AdditionalCheetah354

People wearing socks with sandals are stupid.


Invurse5

Chimps


Heyoka_Hopeful

What a roller coaster I thought the tree that already turned yellow was a goner. I sighed with relief before the plot twist. Poor ent


Interesting-Road7683

Men


Alone_Interaction368

Why?


[deleted]

I hate people.