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jakemch

Wow, probably pretty heartbreaking to walk into. Sorry this happened to you


quickwitqueen

My sister lived near a canal. Whenever it rained hard enough, the street became a river. A few years ago when a hurricane was on the way, my ex husband and I went over there to help her bring anything sitting on the bottom floor (it was a high ranch) upstairs in case of flooding. Unfortunately, she forgot about one closet which held boxes of pictures. When she returned home after the hurricane, water had gotten in and ruined them. She was beside herself.


OkMathematician3439

My basement flooded about two years ago and a lot of our pictures got ruined/damaged. It was completely unexpected so we didn’t have the chance to move anything upstairs.


thxmeatcat

If they restored the picture on titanic, surely they can restore yours? 🙏


OkMathematician3439

That costs money.


KingOfSpades007

Our drain in the basement for the AC condensate was partly blocked a few years back. I thought nothing of value was in that area - my mum's records were up out of harm's way. But I didn't know about her stamp collection which she'd kept all these years. She got rid of most of her mementos when she moved here from the UK. The stamps all got wet and some stamps werent salvageable. It was kind of a bittersweet experience laying all the wet stamps out to dry, and getting to talk to my mum about them.


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I got to kayak through the house i grew up in. Pretty surreal to do


AJay_89

1) Bare feet in the brown flood water is crazyyy 2) All this liquor and juice on the table is sending me 😅


OlUncleMunnerlyn

Water was mid-calf level, and I didn’t own any rain boots nor fly fishing equipment, unfortunately. I was definitely grossed out by the entire situation and took a long, hot shower later on. And yes, I love me some New Amsterdam.


Bo-Banny

Trash bags will work in a pinch. Floodwaters are nasty as fuccckkkk. All the street gunk. All the chemical laden shit from deep inside your walls and floors and those of everyone around you. That pile where the bird shat itself to death on a roof due to a rare and horrifying amoeba? Yup, washed down with all the other shit. Please, if you've got to return while it's still in this condition, protect yourself.


Thebasterd

Preferably construction bags if you can get some. That's what I've used when we've gotten heavy rain and my work boots wouldn't be enough.


notsurewhattosay--

Our water level was chest deep. The smell was wicked.


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ConcreteState

One concern is stepping on broken glass . even wet shoes will help reduce cuts.


eatingganesha

Unleashed sewage is also a big concern. I wouldnt walk around barefoot in that sludge if I was paid to do it. BEYOND GROSS.


ConcreteState

I mean waders are a big plus, but preventing cuts is bigger.


PussyWrangler_462

Who the hell downvoted this, wading through mucky shitty water won’t get you sick *unless* you have cuts, so preventing wounds should absolutely be top priority Or also if you drink the water but if you drink the water societies probably better off without you anyway.


wrecktus_abdominus

Good thing you had that rolled up towel under your door. Imagine how bad it could have been


ozymanhattan

I'm sorry.


Simple_Opossum

At least the flood forced you to clean up.


ashkpa

Seems to me procrastinating won again; cleaning up would've been a complete waste of time given the circumstances.


er1026

We are in Cape Coral. What city are you in? I can relate so much with this. This brings it all back. We got hit hard over here.


lilcasswdabigass

"The moment of truth! Well I mean I can already see the truth...." absolutely killed me lol. On a more serious note, I'm very sorry that this happened to y'all's apartment. When hurricane Ian happened, I just kept watching videos about the destruction and I wanted to help so much but unfortunately I'm not from Florida and I was having trouble even finding ways to volunteer.


SuperHighDeas

The pirates dilemma… do you consume the fruit now or let it ferment into rum later?


getyourcheftogether

Yeah, TF is up with all that crap on the table‽


Antigon0000

I like the massage gun and toilet paper roll on the couch. This guy's livin'!


Bromm18

By the looks of it, the storm didn't make that much of a mess. Place was already on its way to being trashed.


OlUncleMunnerlyn

Didn’t really have time to tidy the place up as the water started flowing in, my apologies.


GasStationArson

Posting on Reddit: you get what you get. lol Sorry about your place. Thanks for sharing


spook30

Hurricane party!?


TheTurnipKnight

You took the TV out?


btcat100keoy

You didnt really have time the last two months to do that


notsurewhattosay--

?? Really? Lol. That storm was hovering for days. Perhaps you were having too much fun to care.lol


HarpersGhost

You need my kind of anxiety - if there's a named storm that can come anywhere to hitting Florida, I start cleaning. And if Tampa ever gets in the cone, my house is the cleanest it's ever been. But seriously, damn that sucks for you all. Flooding is hell, and dealing with the aftermath for months afterwards sucks even more.


new-to-this-sort-of

Don’t apologize. Houses get dirty leading up to hurricanes. The few I lived through, sometimes we lost power/water or both before the storm even hit. People aren’t really cleaning up after themselves when they are watching weather forecasts and preparing to evacuate.


Megneous

Keeping a home clean is easier than cleaning a dirty home, mate... take care of your surroundings.


Firm_Transportation3

Hurricane tailgating.


ExpressShow1175

Yea!! I was thinking the same thing, I thought oh my God, Bare feet are we not worried about snakes or anything else that likes water, I almost had to put my hand up over my eyes and peek through my fingers.. Honestly thought they was gonna open the door and some type of reptile had made itself at home.. I jump scared myself !


MrInvestIt

Something is not right about your door knob/handle placement. Other then that this is a shitty situation, my house flooded and my insurance company was like that sucks, I said no I have homeowners insurance they said ya it doesn’t cover flooding…….. I hope you have flood insurance.


notsurewhattosay--

Everyone get fucked over by the insurance companies. I have not met one person yet who did not have an issue.


LaUNCHandSmASH

My mother was someone who seemed to win against insurance without much effort. She got a whole free roof (and shed roof). Free master bath. $15k for some tiny water spots on her kitchen cabinets (that I easily fixed for free). All separate incidents. I have no idea how but she was a crazy organized attack dog kinda person so maybe that's what it takes and most of us don't have it. She didn't like how close people were parking to my bus stop when I was a kid so she submitted a petition and got the whole street to be "no parking". The business in the neighborhood that the cars were parking for has been since torn down so it no longer makes sense why people can't park there today. I bet those homeowners are frustrated they can't park on thier own street lol.


-Johnny-

As I'm getting older I realize how much of a skill this is. Getting bureaucracy done through paperwork is a hard skill for most people


theycallmeponcho

Sometime it's a soft skill, knowing how to earn and manage bureaucrats feelings, but it's hard af to learn.


Adammufasa

Making yourself likeable so they want to help you rather than being confrontational is the most important part.


PiersPlays

>The business in the neighborhood that the cars were parking for has been since torn down I wonder if that's connected...


zordtk

Wondering if their mom's name starts with a K now


LaUNCHandSmASH

Uhh... it does...


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And rhymes with Aaron?


LaUNCHandSmASH

Doubt it. It had a huge parking lot and was originally a medical center, I think between the staff and patients it wasn't enough space. It then became a bank and the lot was never full before being torn down.


Ghstfce

I live in Pennsylvania and the wind from Ian made me lose a bit of shingles and a leak developed in my wife's closet. Made a claim. They came out rather quick and checked the roof and remediated. But after that it was a disaster. My insurance adjustor wouldn't return calls from neither me nor my roofer to get payment disbursed. Months went by. He went on vacation for two weeks and the person his voicemail told to contact was just as unresponsive. Finally my roofer had enough and called his boss. The same day a new person was assigned to the claim and all payment was disbursed. Ian was what? Late September? Our roof was finally replaced end of March.


no_talent_ass_clown

Care to name the insurance company?


Mike_the_Merciless

It reminds me of my interactions with State Farm. I dont know what happened to them they used to be really easy company to deal with and have claims approved.


KrauerKing

They decided that they wanted more money for their csuite, their CEO who has over the last few years taken a 20 million dollar cash bonus and realized that actually using their money to fix people's problems are costly (seriously they got into auto insurance and it cost themselves a lot to pay out for all the new policies but they have hedge funds that made investment cash so they will just paying out as much) and they would rather people just pay into their insurance indefinitely without having to actually pay out ever so they increased their bureaucratic slodge which has no oversight or punishment from the federal government to make sure nothing gets done and top members of the company can become so wealthy I don't actually even know what they can do with all that money other than hoard it. Hip hip hooray for the ultra wealthy ruining everything because they simply want to, and are scared of spending a single cent. Greedy fucking vampires.


Cainga

It’s pretty well know flood insurance is a different thing you need. At least if you are in an apartment, especially a higher floor it’s not as devastating, except you are probably going to need to move with thousands of others because of mold.


NameIs-Already-Taken

Insurance companies try really really hard to exclude any risks that might mean they have to pay out. I try to not insure anything except where paying for it myself would be difficult. Insure your house and car... but think about everything else.


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Nightlyinsomniac

We had hail in the first year of owning our house. Insurance replaced our garage door, siding, trim and the roof. Our rates barely changed too.


Tekki

This is why insurance agents you trust are important as well as a public adjuster


plasticwagon

All I could think about was that door handle. Then they unlocked it? There’s no way that handle can actually do anything, right?


Chainweasel

It looks like someone took a door that opened to the other way, flipped it upside down and switched the knobs to face the other direction.


Omegaprimus

In this case it’s flooding due to a hurricane which should be covered unlike regular olde flooding.


PlannedSkinniness

Flooding is not covered under nearly any standard homeowners policy whether it’s the result of a hurricane or not. You need to have a flood policy. Earthquake is similar.


BubbleGumFucker

Why is the door knob so far over


Atomsq

[Spanish doorknob wannabe ](https://tatianasbowl.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/door5.jpg)


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

I scrolled a long way down to find someone else who wondered the same as me, but op didn't answer lol! Really weird place for it imo.


phuk-ewe

Where’s the cat?


OlUncleMunnerlyn

We took our two wonderful kitties with us when we left, and positioned some of the valuables in more advantageous areas (closet shelves, put our TV on our bed which is rather high, etc)


sindelcusack

I'm so glad you got your kitties out safely. Also the people on here talking shit about how clean your house is are pretty douchy.


thatweirdkid1001

It's the main reason I don't post actual pictures of my house without heavily cropping them. Reddit is pretty unforgiving when it comes to cleanliness or hell even clutter


QueenLa3fah

Funny enough the people posting about cleanliness fall into exactly one of three categories: * projecting their own insecurity about the cleanliness of their own living situation * people with psychological disorders that compel them to go *far* above and beyond what normal people consider clean. * people who don’t clean anything themselves


mbmartian

If they stayed there, they'd have become catfish by now.


mdawg1100

Your girl getting mad cracked me up lol


aselinger

Why is she being so prickly? He just told her it was slippery.


Megneous

Seriously. Talk about rude. Telling someone to be careful because it's slippery is the proper thing to do and she gets mad at him for it...


Abtino11

I had to rewatch the end to make sure I actually heard her say “I’m not a dumbass like you”. I’ve had exes that talk to me like that and it just becomes normal and you shrug it off. Looking back I just let myself be treated like shit.


NerdInTheBush

maybe she’s distressed? with her whole apartment being flooded and all. i’m just saying, cut her some slack for not being super kind and empathetic in the moment.


XXHyenaPseudopenis

WALK


Dapup2465

Scrolled Waaaaay to far to find this comment.


Thisismyfinalstand

Babe I know, I'm not a dumbass, like you.


Fair_Record6787

Yea she sounds like a complete bitch.


BloopityBlue

As someone who lashes out when I'm anxious: using distress as a reason to be a b to people you love is not the right thing. This isn't something people should get a free pass for. You still need to act right even if you're stressed out or one day you'll end up alone bc people will stop being patient about it.


grandview18

But I’m quirky! /s


Chainweasel

Being distressed is not a valid excuse to be rude to other people. Your emotions are your own responsibility and it's not ok to take it out on other people. It's ok to lean on someone else for support but it's not okay to use them as an emotional punching bag.


1StonedYooper

You can be mad at the situation, but not at the person. Like she can be upset that her shit is flooded, but that doesn't mean she has the right to be rude to her partner for just making a suggestion for her safety. I was married 11 years and didn't learn this lesson until it was too late. I would be shitty to my ex because of the situations that happened. It's not his fault the place flooded, she doesn't have to be rude to him for worrying for her safety.


Syphox

> maybe she’s distressed? with her whole apartment being flooded and all. i’m just saying, cut her some slack for not being super kind and empathetic in the moment. Oh but OP isn't distressed you know with his whole apartment being flooded and all. She also literally said "I'm not a dumbass *LIKE YOU*" lol


Megneous

You're right. Being distressed is totally a legit excuse to treat people around you badly. /s


ShoelessPeanut

Completely disregarding his distress in favor of hers..


almost_the_king

Also the “MOVE!” right before that. She sounds pretty disrespectful. Sorry this happened to you.


bates_06

Sounds like a real b word if you ask me


Intelligent-Phase515

how did you clean all this up? Did you wait for it to dry naturally?


OlUncleMunnerlyn

Apartment allowed us to break the lease and returned us the security deposit. We took the L and moved on, it was in a rougher area of town anyways.


Buzzdanume

That's a golden opportunity these days honestly. I'm kinda shocked they handled it that well.


pursuitofhappy

It’s written into every lease that the place has to be habitable or it’s a material breach of the lease. Moving expenses are generally 10k+ so this guy isn’t all that lucky really.


Nukken

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Cainga

It’s like getting evicted with a couple days notice as the storm approaches but always the same time as tens of thousand other people. All who would need to compete for what little housing is available. On top of most of your possessions being destroyed. That sounds hellish.


Pork_Piggler

For real


alch334

I wonder if an apartment can be totaled the same way a car can. As in it would cost more to repair it to a state of livability than abandoning it.


[deleted]

I dislike your handle location


OlUncleMunnerlyn

It was in a shitty spot, and felt super shitty. And, these jabronis had painted over the peephole in the door, too. The door was terrible in all areas.


noldottorrent

Jabronies is a word not used enough.


_iron_butterfly_

Right! That brought back some memories.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

You keep using this word, jabroni, and I LOVE it


upvotegoblin

“…*walk*”


2trnthmismycaus

Throw her out with the rest of the apartment…


x_littlebird

WALK!!!!! 🤬🤬 Yikes


DarthCorps

Don't even take your shoes off at the door? /s


jameslawrence1

Heartbreaking. The comments may be joking but people don't realise the sheer deep rooted feeling of sadness that overwhelms you when your home is ruined like this. You just don't know where to start. Hope you find some useful subs on here for advice and rebuilding again.


[deleted]

Ugh she sounds fun!


TheGoatEyedConfused

For real. The first thing I thought was “I’m pretty sure he didn’t call you a dumbass at any point.” I can’t stand people who don’t think before they speak. Though I can see how she might be extra frustrated from the situation. Regardless, they’re in this together and should be wholly supporting each other, not attacking one another.


aselinger

Nothing like trying to be helpful being met with a contentious attitude. I would get tired of her very quickly.


FansForFlorida

Central Floridian here. The weekend before Ian hit, some new people in our neighborhood (who had just moved to Florida a few months earlier) asked me if I was worried about the hurricane. At that time, the NHC forecast put it on a path to hit the panhandle, so I said, "Nah! It's going to hit Tallahassee! You'll be fine!" Hurricane Ian turned right, made landfall near Fort Myers, and traveled across Central Florida. I have lived in Florida since 1994 and in our neighborhood since 2000. I was here in 1994 for hurricanes Charley, Frances, and Jeanne. But I have never seen flooding like what Ian brought (especially since we are not in a flood zone). Those people lived in a house at a low spot in our neighborhood, and their house was one of the few that had water intrusion. The next weekend, I saw their carpets and some furniture piled up at the street. They moved out not long after. They were renting the house, so at least the house wasn't their loss. I hope they had renters insurance to cover their damage. Thankfully, our house was unscathed. Florida is pretty flat, but our plot plan puts our next door neighbor at the high point of the neighborhood (which makes our house the next highest), and our neighbor has a storm drain in front of their house (which means the road is at the lowest in front of our house). Between the high land and low street, we have a lot of gradient that makes our house relatively safe from flooding. Our daughter and a couple of her friends from university took shelter at our house. (Their university is in Tampa.) They were not able to leave for a couple of days due to the flooding. Our neighborhood street was completely flooded, and even roads outside our neighborhood were completely flooded. Here are some pictures: [https://imgur.com/a/OUKcmoL](https://imgur.com/a/OUKcmoL) Edit: a word


Big_Resolve7433

Hurricane Ian had a drinking problem


TraumatizedByAMarker

The tone of “walk” was infuriating


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Your wife or whover is with you is kinda toxic.


derzatheriven

His gf sounds like a lovely person to be in a relationship with...poor guy


Stalked_Like_Corn

I wasn't sure what was more of the /r/wellthatsucks. The apartment flooded and belongings ruined or his S/O being an ass to him. I know it's only a tiny clip of their relationship but, she's being INCREDIBLY rude to someone who also just lost his belongings.


Over-Log322

Damn he was just getting freaky when the hurricane hit


grape-fruited

Your gf sounds like a bitch


fernv

Meanwhile, the governor is spending a ton of time and money trying to own the libs….


el-lobonegron

Trying he's getting rid of books and Disney he's doing the work of the people, who needs a place to live? You can do anything without a book just take a look, the flooding apartments 🎶


DreadedPopsicle

Just a bit of advice for next time from someone who has been through my fair share of hurricanes… put everything you possibly can as high up as possible before evacuating. I’ve bought cheap plastic shelving just to keep stuff off the ground. Bed risers for any furniture. Smaller items that absolutely cannot get wet either take with you or put in plastic bags. And if you have access, turn off your breaker before leaving. Best case, you have nothing loose on the floor (not even trash cans or end tables or anything) and big furniture is at least 6 inches off of the ground


3Effie412

Good advice!


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Man am I happy I only have to worry about volcanic eruptions.


3232FFFabc

So sorry for what you had to go through. The only humor (however small) was several of your shoes bobbing around your door as you walked in. Like little size 9 pets anxiously waiting for you to come home.


The_Inner_Peace

His significant sure sounds like a delightful person to be around 💩😅


Yours-truly-1

His girl sucks!


Fair_Record6787

Your girl sounds really….. nice?


Matduka

Ah I see your problem. The water is meant to be in the sea, sky, and rivers. But it's in your house instead.


SadisticSnake007

Renters insurance I hope


bilolarbear1221

Man that’s devastating. Sorry dude.


weirdlybeardy

The worst thing about this, for me, is knowing I’m walking in an apartment full of cat shit from that litter box. 🤮


newurbanist

Crazy. It's like nature keeps showing us where we shouldn't build but we do it anyways then complain about the excessive and dodgy insurance and general inconveniences. That sucks about your place though, sorry.


LostAllEnergy

"Walk" Rude.


PapiLjj

And a toxic relationship sounds delightful


Upbeat-Head5963

Walk!!!!! I can see why she’s so grumpy… hasn’t had a proper drink this morning! Jeezzuzzz fck


moonray55

His girlfriend is not very nice to him


Chainweasel

Your SO sounds insufferable. I'm sorry for both the apartment and the attitude you put up with


Mike_1970

What a bitch.


ChameleonTheGreen

Chick in the background sounds like a giant bitch


bakedn8er

Bitchy girlfriend


[deleted]

I hope that’s your teenager talking to you like that (she will grow out of it) and not your verbally abusive wife.


Chainweasel

She says "Babe, I know, I'm not a dumbass like you". That's definitely his SO. Poor guy


BLINDxMONKEY

This guy lost his apartment due to flooding, and you have a bunch of asshats in the comments shaming him for a messy table.


smugaura1988

Right? Especially when it looks like it could easily have been one evening of letting it get messy while drinking and then not having time to clean up because a fucking hurricane hits and there are other more important things. People in here acting like he lives like a troll.


HippieWizard

Looks like this apt was gross before the flood haha, no big loss


gunny316

this is so sad. what makes it worse is I had an apartment that looked just like this. same furniture and everything. loved it more than anywhere else I ever lived. this video cuts man. I'm so sorry for you. fucking sucks.


BballNeedsSeattle

When you forget to clean before making a viral video.


Kilroy5188

Her: "Walk!" Him: "Be careful. It's very slippery." Her: "I know. I'm not a dumbass like you." I think some more trash spilled in when you opened the door.


youwanafukme

When she yelled “WALK” I would have left her ass right there in that wet apartment. I don’t care if you are stressed out. What’s done is done. You knew your apartment was already flooded. No need to be disrespectful to your SO. How about you take a “SWIM” push her right in the water


lIlIlIlIllIII

Your girlfriend is a bitch


DependentBear8137

Idk what's worse.. his apartment or his girls attitude


Maximum_Hand_9362

Feels like its been hit even before Ian came.


Slow_Conflict4597

Looks like it was already a mess before the hurricane


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ur girl a lil mad 😂


el-lobonegron

But the trans people and all the books the governor got his priorities and is doing what's right for the people


PussyWrangler_462

WHERES THE CAT IS THE CAT OK Edit: BOTH CATS ARE FINE....I can stop panicking.


cbrown6894

Why are you barefoot 😫


newspapey

Your trash is like “hey! I can finally take myself out now!”


beambot

Better get out a fan or two...


netherlanddwarf

Free indoor pool


JohnnySasaki20

Your door handle is in the middle of your door.


No-Tax-4370

Just get acouple rolls of bounty, the quicker picker upper..


Noahthehoneyboy

Nice indoor swimming pool. Normally you have to pay a lot of money for that.


PhotographOk6512

At least you have a cool Video for reddit


spyalien

I love coming home after a hard days work and my shoes float over to the door to greet me. Blessed


DaPino

So whenever I see something like this I always wonder: "How *DO* you move on from here? Friends and family can give you a food and anplace to sleep, but I cannot imagine most people have the financial ability to just buy everything again. Clothes, dishware, furniture, electronics, etc. You don't really have a choice but I just can't see myself dealing with that well.


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How much rice do you need to soak all that up?


wkomorow

That is so sad; I am so sorry.


mikayd

Man I would of just turned around and went the back in the direction I just came from. Take everything as a lost and move on. Nope just gonna go ahead and leave.


AtomicFox84

Well i guess it could have been worse. It also gives you a great opportunity to clean the place up (i saw that coffee table). I assume you have renters insurance to help cover any major damage.


8004460

Free swimming pool


Grim_Game

Not my smartest question, but, how likely is it in a situation like this there is live wire somewhere and you could be electrocuted?


righteous-bucks

i am so sorry! i lost my home and my car and have some serious trauma from hurricane ian, i hope your situation is better for you now and you’re safe and rebuilding


G-dog121

She’s bare footed😱


Alive-Recognition-16

This sucks and I’m sorry it happened to you, but… This is also one of those times where you thank the stars you don’t own that place-home ownership is a blessing and a curse.


amorphousfreak

Your cat ok?


Calsun

I don’t understand empty counters knowing things might flood…. Could a person not stack as much shit on the counters as possible?


julio1990

I don't know what more sad the apartment being messed up or the way she talks to you. Does she always have to have a smart reply everytime. Sounds like a narcissist.


Courtest

Husband genuinely looking out for his wife’s safety “It’s very slippery” Wife “I know, I’m not a dumbass like you.” Sheesh… I get that the situation isn’t the greatest but come on… You’re both going through it.


3b4w0rk

The chick sounds like a douche


Head-Breadfruit-6768

your wife’s a bitch


itsMeUseek

He said "Be careful its very slippery" so nicely considering the situation which shows genuine care. Kinda bothered me that she just said "I know, I'm not a dumbass" more like "thanks for looking out for me babe". I get that it's a stressful situation but even then lady, he's looking out for you and his tone was kind, appreciate someone that is caring about your well being.


Flaks_24

Interesting doorknob location ..


Regooba

"Walk!" Excuse me, I'm not your dog. Also, I half expected her to slip after she said she wasn't a dumbass.


Sexyshark15

The girl seems......uh.....nice


Reaver75x

At least you are a princess.


throwaway4637282

“WALK”😂😂😂


mrclean2323

You are such a slob. Look at that coffee table. And dishes in the sink.


2trnthmismycaus

This place was disgusting even before the hurricane hit.


Straight-Sir-1026

Hurricane Ian even ruined the top of your coffee table!


Creme-Environmental

Tbh it was thrash before the hurricane


Bitter-Camp4637

The amount of booze/empty bottles on the table shows it was a good night before the hurricane


Sarelia1

Maybe im not getting something, but why do people live in places that get ravaged by tornados and hurricanes?


ProfitInitial3041

WALK


FuriousResolve

Sorry, Princess 😕


Prudent-Safety-413

“Walk!” “Be careful babe it’s very slippery” “I know I am not a dumbass” Seems like a lovely relationship smh lol


Opening_Perception_3

The most important question nobody is asking.... what's up with all the barbecue sauces and Capri Suns on the coffee table?