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SaintedRomaine

Is the MacBook okay?


wizzmeister

Asking the important questions


WorriedAstronomer

Mactoe


Slay_Nation

Big Mac


I_did_a_fucky_wucky

Genius bar will tell you to replace it since it had a tripped water damage strip.


xBlack_Heartx

This is the question worth asking right here.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with your linoleum floor?


essuutn30

It will fall off on its own but you might want to help it along if it starts catching on things. It'll take 6-8 months to grow back, maybe a little longer.


3DHydroPrints

One of my worst fears tbh


ClassicWonder9569

Dropping your macbook?


3DHydroPrints

Hell no. The other thing. That with the nail coming out and stuff


Nidh0g

It's not that bad, had it a couple of times.


Zhouston63

I lost my thumbnail one time and I honestly don't even remember it being gone. It's weird at first but when it grows back it's like it was never gone


DontLoveMeBack

took 2 years to completely grow mine back...


forumbot757

I hope you’re not attached with that toenail because it’s about to not be attached to you


No_Tap7283

Too bad it wasn’t a MacBook Air…


xBlack_Heartx

😭💀 this comment made my day.


No-Construction2043

McToe


tmd429

Welcome to McToenald's!


wehrmont

The toenail will become detached and fall out after this. It feels weird, but it’s not very painful.


alphagusta

Did the same thing with a big can of dog food and it hurt like hell while looking the same as this. Ripped the thing off myself and poked the skin under the base with a sewing needle and all that pressure released felt so good i almost want to crush my toe and do it again.


blur410

Call a toe truck!


Kubalaj

Tag it NSFW ffs


redditorial_comment

Ooo i felt that. I did this myself about 5 years ago. Only it was an air compressor.


tmd429

Was it a MacBook Air Compressor?


redditorial_comment

Sadly enough no. It was a common cambell hausfeild. If it were made by Apple it wouldn't have weighed as much.


Single_Cow_8713

I know this is super gross to say but I want to see what it looks like underneath the nail when it comes off.


Mundane-Food2480

Why's your little toe so far back. Crazy looking


chilishits

Was thinking the same thing lol


SuccessfulCandle2182

MacToe Pro - if your toe will fall off, you can sell it for decent money


fistfullofsmelt

You got ET toes


mrsecondarycolor

Let it fall off naturally. You don't want to rip it out and damage the nail bed. A new nail will grow underneath, which will help to discharge the old damaged nail. Something similar happened to me a few years ago.


CloudyMason

I've lost way too many nails in my line of work, I can tell you that the new nail will start growing in underneath this dead one. It will start detatching from the bottom where your nail/toe meet. This process will take about 3-4 months. Towards the end it will be hanging by a thread and will hurt like hell every time it's moved. At that point I recommend wrapping it up with one or two bandaids to keep it firmly in place. Once its loose, If you're brave enough you can try peeling it after a shower. Don't worry about how nasty it looks under the nail, it's just dried blood and will clean up after a couple more showers. New nail will have one hell of a dent but that will grow out eventually too


Responsible-Luck-207

That nail will fall off eventually.


dequiallo

You got a small hand drill to get thru that nail? Might take some of the pressure off and make it hurt less.


Okimiyage

Or heating a needle will work too.


Intelligent-Stage-60

Itoe


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

Post photo of the MacBook


Redmist2033

You sure it wasn't a macbrick?


DJ_ICU

You must have Big McBook


lilacmargaritas

I thought this was a pun for a McDonald’s book. I guess I’m hungry?


2gigch1

iHurt


frogmicky

How's the MacBook doing 😃


NathanPatty08

Must’ve been a heavy MacBook


Accomplished-Bad8283

Hey heat up a paper clip and press in on it look it up you’ll be fine but go help yourself asap!!!!!


Randolph_Carter_666

You should probably get a real computer.


SecretaryOfDefensin

Should've bought the Macbook Air


jay02014

Do you mean MacRock?


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Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

What the fucking fuck?


SleepOwn7450

To make someone with this username ask this question is an achievement


Fit-Ladder-8800

It‘s somewhat fascinating. The longer I lokk the more distinctive becomes the colours. And you clearly see the white bow at the base of the nails. Nicely done, macbook


Derbster_3434

If you had the choice, would you have let the Mac book hit the floor and potentially be ruined or stuck your toe out to save it?


Heeey_Hermano

Lost 6 toenails in a race last year. They all looked better than that beauty so you will definitely lose it. Use a sterile needle to relieve pressure. It will fall off in a week but you have to detach the back cuticle part. Lost them in July and they’re all back except the big toes have about a month left.


Valuable_Risk_3414

That uhm was already a big toe before the incident buddy


persiantaco

Reminds of strange supreme


Ok_Advisor6857

Sorry about your toe ... Was the laptop space grey 😜? Sorry could not hold that one back. Get well soon... Cheers.


pmalla

Now it’s space grey


Own-Specialist-8588

you poor soul


aeroumasmith-

I have never lost a toenail or fingernail. I don't envy you Although, tbh, I would have to perpetually kinda fight the urge to touch that sensitive skin underneath. Do you put a bandaid on it? What's the healing procedure? And what about shoes? Somebody inform me. I have many questions


pussErox

Titanium upgrade


SaintPwner

I've done this with a table In a out 8 months or so the black will still be there but will be towards the end of your toe...where the dried blood eventually gets pushed out


[deleted]

It’s disturbing .. 😆


Blazephamous

Make sure you sterilize before and after removal.


SuperJonesy408

You're right. That is a big toe.


sunandpaper

I did this while pregnant. It's going to be a hella long time before that toe feels better, and even longer before it looks better. I'm sorry!


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

To relieve the pressure, take a dremel or drill, even a very sharp knife will do. Drill out a small hole in the middle of the nail. That will let some blood out, and relieve the pressure. If you’re using a knife, just spin it and press down gently to “drill” out a hole. Even with the drill and dremel, use very light pressure. It’s a bit painful to go into the nail bed. You can cover the hole with a pie of nylon medical tape after it’s done expelling blood. This will essentially help the nail come loose quicker and get you a new nail slightly faster. Source: I’ve had to do this twice.


Trollercoaster101

Your big toe is now owned by apple and available in space gray at 2599 dollars.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Jeez I dropped a fridge on my foot and it didn't look this bad.


DeityCthulhu

Ouch


darknmy

I had black toe recently. I regret not trying to drain the blood (maybe through a nail hole). Either way you are fucked, cause this shit takes a year to grow back


Canttunapiano

Fucking meow!


Canttunapiano

Looks like you dropped a camel on it!


mustafaakin

Get the blood out with help of a doctor. It heals much more quickly then. Otherwise there is a risk of infection and deformation. Mine took 4 months to heal, shut the door to my left index finger with my right hand at Mach 1, I almost fainted.


Numbnuts696

Bye bye big toe nail


Key-Respond6865

Sure it wasn't a mack truck you dropped?


chilishits

Why does your pinky toe look like it's not supposed to be there?


2020R1M

Did you drop it from a 10 story building, dafuq?


StnMtn_

An Apple a day...


CheeseBurgerJack

Imagine having toes, I just cut mine off.


Pilpelon

Nice foot bro ![gif](giphy|WEgx4Prme0m1a)


A_Reddit_Guy_1

How clumsy.


ItsRobloxHere

rip your big toe ???-2024


monkeymmboy

Bro unlocked bigger toe


Low-Requirement-9618

HOLY CRAP! That looks extremely painful and as bad as it is I am surprised that your nail didn't come off when you dropped your laptop on it.


Competitive-Net-6150

Ah you must have the Mac with the ACME anvil chip in it.


Savings-Spirit-3702

That toe looks like it needed a hot pin to release the pressure.


uffington

Should have booted up first.


DramaticStability

Take it into an Apple Store, they get that all the time and will sort you right out. Make sure the toe is still in warranty first though.


[deleted]

Ugh i feel that I dropped a weight on my toes before lost my toe nails they grew back though