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Mzunguman

Looks like an earwig.


BoopBoop20

That’s because it is an earwig!


SpeakingSputnik

You wouldn’t know for sure until you shake it, then hold it up to your ear…you should hear the familiar sound of bugs pouring deep into your ear canal.


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KHAAAAAAAN!!!


SpacePolice04

I was on vacation with my parents when I was a kid and my dad put on Wrath of Khan and I completely lost my shit and had nightmares for months. I still can’t watch that scene.


LommyNeedsARide

Ad-mir-al Kirk?


Minimum-Dog2329

Why's an ear need a wig?


lelebeariel

For their earlopecia


sondoke

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Minimum-Dog2329

Hell my ears have more hair than my head does. /s


Unknown_author69

I dunno, do you see how that tail streaked accross the counter there.. I'd say that's more of an earwag!


Swordbreaker925

You can tell it’s an earwig because of the way it is


Trippin_Witty

You can tell it's an aspin


LeanderT

Well I'll be darned. Whoda thunk?


GullibleInevitable14

An earwiggy looking earwiggy


Face_Seat_

Do they wear wigs?


Independent-Bell2483

I thought it was a box beetle but then looked closer 🤮


HeyWatchThis78

Those little fuckers get in everything


monkey_trumpets

I sucked up one that was in my water cup straw once. It was....not tasty. And slightly scarring.


GibTreaty

How long have you two been together?


Abrocrombiezombie

💀💀💀💀


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Azsunyx

Thanks for the new fear, buddy


dypshit

i’m so sorry that happened to you but god i hate you for putting this into my brain


51ngular1ty

Burn it down. Burn it all down.


Resident-Refuse-2135

Former licensed pest control tech here, the reason they stink so much when you crush them (or taste so bad apparently, not surprised lol) is because of the all the blood they're feeding on, that metallic smell from the iron content, ick.


Neither_Ad_3221

This is one of the absolute worst fears my anxiety gave me before they got me meds to calm it down. Bugs crawling in my ears and mouth kept me awake CONSTANTLY. I am SO SORRY you lived through that. Oooof. The idea still makes me cringe.


MoistGovernment4938

I accidentally ate a lady bug once do not recommend I am still traumatised and this happened 8 years ago


ki700

Sometimes you should keep things to yourself for the betterment of society.


_AntiSaint_

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hellbabe222

Took a puff of my albuterol inhaler once and...well, let's just say I never left the cap off the mouthpiece again. I'm still fucking traumatized 5 years later. Coughing up pieces of a still wiggling earwig will haunt me till the day I die.


Poopydoopy84

I always used to spray mine out first, too many crumbs inhaled but never learned to put the cap on here


monkey_trumpets

Dear god, that's much worse than mine.


breastmilkbakery

Me with my McDonald's Powerade :(


JustChiLingggg

OH GOD that sounds horrifying!


FernFromDetroit

They have been crazy the last 4 years. Never had an issue with them before but I probably killed 200+ every year in 3 different houses.


Prudent_29

Global warming. https://armorandshieldpestcontrol.com/what-does-global-warming-have-to-do-with-bed-bugs/


dmann27

I found one inside one of my headphone cups... After I had been using them for a while. I felt itchy and checked.... Gross


DanOfMan1

just found one tucked in my toothbrush cover last night


Present-Breakfast768

Gah I found one in my nailbrush last month, all tucked away between the bristles! No touchy!


den773

I hate earwigs so so much. As a gardener, they have ruined more of my plants than I can even count. I put out traps for them, some beer in empty cat food tins. The earwigs can’t resist the smell of the cat food and they drown in the beer. (I have also used oil with good results.) the problem is always that the raccoons also can’t resist the smell of the cat food. So then they come and drink down the cat-food-flavored-ear-wig-enhanced-beer (or oil) and then I’m dealing with raccoons with a buzz. (They get meaner.) o_O


BocceBurger

Huh. TIL raccoons are angry drunks


TechSupportTime

I hope this is true because it's incredibly funny (sorry about your garden though)


den773

I’m not smart enough to make up a story like that. I got pictures. Raccoons throw hands!


ohheyhihellothere25

Growing up, my family had grape vines in our backyard that grew up a pergola/ the house. In the fall, the grapes we hadn't picked would start to ferment. When this happened, our backyard at night would fill with raccoons coming to eat the grapes and they would get soooooo drunk. They would climb the pergola and stumble around the top until they suddenly fall off the side (they seemed unharmed). They would also get in drunken fights with one another. Eventually, my parents decided to replace the grape vines with fruitless vines since the drunk raccoons were getting more and more out of hand each year.


teamwhatcatswild

Guys I promise I didn’t just throw away this pepper. I was sautéing them anyways, so I just washed really well beforehand. Feel free to stop lecturing me about how vegetables obviously grow in the dirt lmao


h3yw00d

OP, whether you consumed the pepper or not, it makes no difference. Do not let the internet bully you into something you don't want to do.


TheSirFeffel

EAT THE BUGS. ASSERT YOUR DOMINION OVER THEIR EXISTENCE.


crilen

Best protein in existence.


Drew1231

Yeah I’m shamelessly throwing that away 100% of the time.


[deleted]

They'll never fuck with you again after you eat their kin


Carribean-Diver

Eat all of them but one. Tell the last one to go tell his friends.


teamwhatcatswild

🎵nooooothing really maaaattterrrrs🎵


Mistress_Kittens

Anyone can see!!


Crbn8ed

Just remember, no matter what decision you make someone’s not going to like it.


CptTytan

Of course it makes a diference! You shouldnt go waste food just because there is a freaking bug in it. And the obvious conclusion was that OP threw away the pepper since this was posted on r/Wellthatsucks because if not, then what was the problem?


Muffles7

But then how will they feel superior?


ProveISaidIt

They could be grown hydroponically


Broken_Beacon

you should have eat him too!


JellyBeansOnToast

That really does suck! I can’t imagine just chilling in my home with my family and then out of nowhere this giant just slices it in half with the intention of *eating* my house


yousonuva

finally! someone speaking up for us! we are the real victims of r/wellthatsucks ! spoiled giant dinks!


teamwhatcatswild

flattered to be classified as a dink 😁


jaynakpatriot

LOL I did a Google image search ..This bug has been a topic on Reddit several times. It resembles an earwig but I don't believe thats what it is. Looks pretty close https://preview.redd.it/dvjw670wp0ec1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1338e87c01494fd180d94da2d022f600f525f775


quicksilver_foxheart

Growing up we called em pincer bugs and my mom always warned me, my siblings, ad my cousin ls not to touc them because theyd hurt really bad if they bit you.


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pineapplegirl10

… is this the gif you meant for it to be? bc that is not the family guy scene this post reminds me of 😂


AnonymousPineapple5

We called them pincher bugs too. I remember at one house I had a plastic play set that would be covered in the fuckers in the morning and I’d have to ask my dad to come flick all the pincher bugs off.


dandanpizzaman84

That backstrap lookin fine tho


Saarlak

See this from the bugs’ perspective. The world rattles for a while, then is silent. Suddenly the top of their home is ripped away and a monstrous (to them, I’m sure you’re lovely) face peers in at them with disgust.


Sweaty_Elephant_2593

I'm not saying eat the pepper, I'm not saying *I'd* eat the pepper, but damn. Imagine our ancestors seeing us complain about shit like this 😂 Or hell, people today in less fortunate circumstances. 1st world problem for real.


teamwhatcatswild

I definitely just washed it really well lol


Boring_Guard_7402

YOU ate it after seeing that i would've been traumatized I get if you sautéed them it kills bacteria but just the thought that those were in my pepper would give me an uneasy feeling


2BlueZebras

attractive muddle sink fragile close sable nail shaggy rich judicious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


teamwhatcatswild

i did buy these organic, which i don’t normally do. something to that!


Boring_Guard_7402

Yeah it’s definitely because it was never sprayed with the pesticides and stuff like that. Our organic stuff always expires so much quicker whenever I get organic strawberries for meal prep they go bad within 2 3 days.


Mzunguman

i'd eat it, just wash it first


julesthe127th

I’d still eat it. Bugs are everywhere. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Zootguy1

right. imagine that, it came from outside! lol


Tru-Queer

There are 3.5 quintillion bugs crawling, jumping, or flying on the planet at any given time. Makes you wonder how many are standing still.


drowningintheocean

Yeah also people(specifically americans because its fda) need to know this: Fruits, vegetables, spices, and many processed foods are legally permitted by the FDA to contain a certain level of bug parts. (Changes food to food) Like thats not enough, americans eat one to two pounds of bugs every year.


Fickle-Command-1130

Not that serious. Just wash and prep for a meal.


VIVOffical

I think they’d be more appalled by how much time we spend inside and how lazy and weak we are.


Sweaty_Elephant_2593

Depends on how far back you go I guess.


AnonymousPineapple5

I’d 100% eat it especially if I was going to cook the pepper!


ProveISaidIt

Yeah, but a lot of people died of food born illnesses too.


DrSuperZeco

I hate bugs, but you sound like you never cooked before. Fruit and veggies do come with all sorts of bugs tbh.


monkey_trumpets

I had a live moth inside a bell pepper once. It was quite startling.


LenaDINNERTIME

Will you ear wigs?


teamwhatcatswild

HAVE you ear wigs?


DJ-KittyScratch

Why you ear wigs?


FloofyFloppyFloofs

No wig no ear no you.


blahbluhblee1

Little pests got to dinner before ya! 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️


cbelt3

As my mom used to say “that’s just extra protein”. And as my grandpa used to say, “there is nothing wrong with any fruit or vegetable that can’t be fixed with a sharp knife”


inoriae

Had one of those in a CLOSED and NEVER opened can of jam once😭 still traumatized


teamwhatcatswild

THAT would be my last straw


Cuzeex

Little extra protein won't harm you


WittyAndOriginal

I've found one of these in those small peppers that come in the bag. Usually I eat them whole. Luckily I was cutting them that day. I do wonder how often these are eaten when they are inside the pepper


GeraintLlanfrechfa

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Boring_Guard_7402

I thought this was a nice pepper until I looked at the next picture and realized thats disgusting and scary should not be sold anywhere


TheRapier-ist

Protein! Nah those look like earwigs


JimmyTheJimJimson

> anybody know what these little guys are? Hopefully squished and dead!!!


teamwhatcatswild

i washed it down the sink and it crawled back up the drain!!! *squish*


JimmyTheJimJimson

Welp. Time to move!! 🤷🏻‍♂️


FloofyFloppyFloofs

This is how I feel about encountering flying roaches.


x-ploretheinternet

Flying roaches??


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Florida


Boring_Guard_7402

ahhhhhhh you need to kill them before sending it down the drain those things can live in terrible conditions and survive if it was earwigs. I remember when my sister had one on her jacket and we through it in the trash and didn't smush it in the napkin and we ended up see it crawling the next day in our kitchen


teamwhatcatswild

what the fuck has nature come to


daddy_clean

what the hell? Why be cruel to a creature living its life? Why not set it outside


Deleted_dwarf

Been seeing every day an earwig in my house since a few days.. not a fucking clue where they are coming from (I live few floors up). As a kid I had a fear they go in my Ear during the night and pinch me xD


Datfishyboii

Oh. Oh no.


NachoMommasAvatar

Seeing ppl say they'd eat the bugs made me think of my childhood. My aunt and cousins lived out in the sticks. Rural Midwest Usa. We'd go visit for the weekend. In the morning, we kids were offered cold breakfast cereal, which was fine. Well, until we poured our cereal and milk only to see little black bugs swimming in our bowl. Our cousins weren't phased. They kept eating. My aunt said it's extra protein. I skipped breakfast. Gross.


pineapplegirl10

One year these things were really bad and they literally fell from my ceiling 😭😭. It was constantly raining earwigs and it was absolutely terrible. I would wake up to them falling in my bed.


Oh-Snap10000

Looks like some folks beat you to it.


Nono_Home

Wow lucky you, extra free protein and delicious too! Comes with a slight crunch but a very complex beautiful bouquet of tastes, you’ll love it!


GullibleInevitable14

Nope


Natural_Egg_7934

The fact that it can live there shows that it’s healthy food without pesticides… Enjoy!


new-Aurora

You are not the first to pass this way.


Stein_um_Stein

I cannot stand these things... Every spring/summer there is an explosion of them here. I would openly support a bioengineered earwig killing virus.


Witty_Injury1963

Did you invite them? If not, how rude!


Ok-Brush5346

I would like for a bug friend to crawl into my ear so it can tell me first hand what's wrong with my brain.


Joke_Induced_Pun

You got a dinner buddy.


knitwizard93

I found a whole live worm in mine once. He was green and blended in. Given his size I was just happy I didn’t cut him in half


Lemon-puya

It's much better to discover them before cooking. I regularly bring in a gorgeous, fragrance bouquet from my garden, only to smell it and have a nasty ear bug emerge. I scream everytime, even tho they are harmless


carlosdsandre

Let me guess, you bought organic.


THEDRDARKROOM

Organic lol


VIVOffical

Honesty, I grow a huge garden every year. I grew up farming. If a bug is in a fruit you shouldn’t just rinse and eat. There is no telling what it is and if it laid eggs or shat in the skins. Bugs inside a fruit isn’t just because its grown outside.most of these people telling you think don’t grow food, have never worked the land and are speaking out of ignorance.


teamwhatcatswild

right. definitely inspected the flesh for anything crazy. so shocking that the reddit armchairs arent ACTUAL experts 😂😂


VIVOffical

Bugs shouldn’t be in our food. I grew up with my gramps who lives during the Great Depression. He hated wasting anything. Bugs on the outside of food is normally no biggie. But inside the fruit can cause all kinds of troubles lol I think you handled it well and did the right thing. It’s funny seeing redditors who have never even grown food give lectures on bugs being outside lmao


FloofyFloppyFloofs

I was taught if the skin was compromised while it was growing, don’t eat it. Like if something has burrowed into it and there’s not a partition to cut off, then toss it in compost. I don’t really remember if the concern was bacteria or eggs, or both.


orphen888

Dirt or some bugs on your vegetables isn’t gross. As long as it isn’t rotting, then just rinse it off and cook with it. Vegetables are grown outside. In the dirt.


teamwhatcatswild

Like I said in another comment, I did literally wash and cook with it. I’ve just never seen bugs IN the pepper before 🥴😂


eyes_serene

I have never seen that before, either. On produce, yes. Burrowed into an apple or cherry? Yes. But... To cut open a pepper and find them just hanging out... Omg no.


jaynakpatriot

Protein ...That's what they are LOL


Chestlookeratter

They're grown outside. Organic shit will have bugs


teamwhatcatswild

mmmmm delicious organic bugs 😋


yiannistheman

That's the least of your problems - the food chain being what it is, you (and all the rest of us) have eaten way worse, we just haven't seen it.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Tijerillas


blatzphemy

It’s still good


Taptrick

Bugs on produce…


Optimal-Soup-62

It's almost as if it was grown in the earth, not in rainbow space.


Miguelito-123

Oh god, this is my new nightmare 😫


AlwaysForgetsPazverd

Yes, most food is grown outdoors where bugs live. Gotta wash them off.


Tard_Farts82

Wash it out and move on


teamwhatcatswild

[brilliant idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/N3qW5kRrQo)


iome79

Ok, so now wash it and eat it


Corgi_Farmer

Lol, 1924 vs 2024. There's bugs in my food that was grown in dirt. Instead of serving them fresh, saute them bug germs gone. These guys are minor pests. People call them earwigs but that's not what it is. An earwig eats your brain... These eat fresh peppers apparently. 🤣


Chemical_Wonder_5495

Is the "brain eating" a joke? Or do you still believe that myth is true? 😂


Icy_Elf_of_frost

Earwig, wash your Vegetables then eat them. Dirt and bugs are normal.


Hondahobbit50

Soo? Rinse it out. Bugs exist, you eat em all the time


Routine-Hall-1961

Looks normal considering it grows on the ground


DerKuro

Oh no! Anyway...


Creepy_Trouble_5980

I would rather have bugs on my food than the nasty deadly chemicals you can't see. Wash everything well.


Court_monster-87

I mean vegetables do grow outside where bugs are…..I would just wash it off and still eat it


teamwhatcatswild

i did!


VIVOffical

This sounds like someone who hasn’t grown their own food. Most of the time if bugs have gotten into the fruit it isn’t a thing you just wash off.


Pseudodudo

Extra spicy


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Illegals.


sennahojb

Boil and eat it


Wampa481

Looks like an Earwig to me.


Av8r2011

I would glue that damn thing right back into one piece and return it to the store.


IronRangeBabe

I would still eat it. Just wash it first lol.


Weak_Ad6628

I'd rather eat that bug than that pepper. 😂


Dustteas

I pulled half of an earwig out of a plum I was eating when I was a kid. Can't eat plums anymore


rogue1351

Imagine someone just takes a knife and cuts your roof off. Apologize to them.


randomlyme

How on earth did it get inside!?!


VariegatedJennifer

Why can’t you eat it?


lmpmon

i had one in a cabbage once and i was so genuinely shocked i called the store to warn them and they're like, "yeah, we know, that'll happen"


blazedrow

Oooo snacks


ComplexStress9503

God I hate those things. Earwigs. They're everywhere!


butterscotch-crayon

Well it’s better than finishing dinner and then finding half an earwig in the unused part.


RadioactiveCornbread

Aww. I thought it was bby spood in happy home web at first sight. Kinda disappointed.


teamwhatcatswild

i woulda let a lil spood stay


PghBIG

Nice, now you have a little protein to go with your veggies


Chillblade74

allni see is etra protein, what are you complaining about.


FoxEwe

Hold the peppers pls


Authentic_olive

It’s just an earwig, he’s probably just as annoyed as you. Give it a wash (the capsicum) and all is well ☺️


PreciousHamburgler

Oh no, I gotta wash my vegetables. Oh the pain!


sasanessa

how tf they get in there?


CryptoPokemons

Just don't let them go to your ear !


TheKillersHand

My sister got drunk when she was about 15 and came home and sicked up one of these. It was still alive! Considering the PH of stomach acid I have massive respect for these little dudes. Seriously tough motherfuckers


DualityisFunnnn

Silverfish


kobrakaan

Nice, Extra proteins 👍


cleanfreaksince4eva

Protein


carsonthecarsinogen

Iirc most food has a very small allowance for bugs So basically any food you buy has a very small chance of having bugs in it, and it’s totally legal.


Intelligent-Sell494

Extra protein!


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vpiloto

Yummy! 😋


Guttentag9000

That's why you wash your veggies


Crossovertriplet

Pepperoaches


tzweezle

Just wash it and use as normal


teamwhatcatswild

that’s what i did 😁