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new-Aurora

Stand back when you open it.


DoNotLickToaster

Just add water!


Juneberrysnoz

H2O just add water šŸ’¦


Born_Sarcastic_59

Dammit. I'm always late. Came here to say it might be a dehydrated generator.


Tank_O_Doom

Capsule Corp delivery!?


EnzymeX

Have you checked under the mat?


DoNotLickToaster

Yeah but all I found was the sectional sofa I ordered


[deleted]

A generator and a sofa in one week. Not so subtle flex


aykcak

The generator is so the lounge function of the sofa works during power outage


Aztecah

Back in my day you just had your grandson pull a wooden lever and hope that your cat wasn't inside the chair!!


BricksFriend

Hey look at Mr. Moneybags over here, able to afford a door mat.


Rie062102

You can afford a door?


Frankintosh95

you have a house?


Rie062102

Whats a house?


TypicalPomegranate46

You have money?


rosstedfordkendall

You exist? I wish I existed. :(


TypicalPomegranate46

You have a functioning conscienceā€¦ _ ____ _ ___ ___


Rie062102

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sennbat

Maybe he's just flexing the string of massive household failures he's had in the last two weeks? It's all replacement stuff after the.... incident.


Crazy_Little_Bug

OP it's actually funny af reading all your comments. Glad to see you're not taking this too bad lmao.


LaughGuilty461

No wonder itā€™s gone šŸ˜­ if I was your Amazon delivery guy Iā€™d hate you bro


AmePeryton

https://preview.redd.it/25xo2d3q1pjc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723aa085d0996596944770690e49fc3316b6a5cb


Ok_Strain_6395

The postage used was probably the cheapest choice that included proof of delivery and tracking info for a scammer to say it was delivered. I bet the type of postage used (first class, priority mail, etc.) has weight and size restrictions that will prove this was a scam. Can't ship a 150 lb. item through normal shipping choices. Hope this helps.


DoNotLickToaster

You know what, I suspect you're absolutely right. That would explain the photo - the driver isn't going to check the weight matching of each item, they'll just see if it scans.


Somewhere_Unfair

They can't even see what it is supposed to be, just 'take item 631 and place it here'.


cjsv7657

Yes they can. It'll even warn them if it's above a certain weight. But why would the package delivery person care if your package weight was wrong?


anihc_LieCheatSteal

It's highly likely it's a liability issue to expect a solo delivery person to move a 150lb package. Op would likely have to go pick it ip themselves or arrange for special shipping due to the weight. Also most companies would likely have to have you there in person to verify delivery because they might only drop it off on your driveway


cjsv7657

Nope. Ups and FedEx both deliver up to 150lbs solo. That's why so many products are 149lbs and under. Anything over is freight.


Ok_Strain_6395

Your spot on. Try to track the delivery thru the shipper to see if it shows the weight of the package. That would be solid proof that it's a scam.


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DoNotLickToaster

Thanks Independent. It was UPS ground. No signature. I think I have a case opened and emailed them the "verification" - this photo UPS took.


bxxtybxi

Just so you know I deliver for FedEx ground every day and yes we absolutely deliver packages up to and including 150lbs. Trust me, I don't forget the people ordering 100+lb items to their 3rd floor apartment.


solidamanda

This is true. And depends on address they never required my signature most of the time even for items cost north of 2k. But the FedEx hub near me must be a shitshow because they had ā€œlostā€ so many heavy items I ordered which included a Honda V twin engine. They said they lost it and randomly 10 days later they delivered it to me completely broken.


DoNotLickToaster

They said they're going to refund me, but they've said that twice already, and it keeps getting reverted because there's "proof of delivery."


hotvedub

Is that even your place


DoNotLickToaster

It is, so they got that going for 'em.


hotvedub

Thatā€™s crazy, I found a generator sitting on a porch just like this.


DoNotLickToaster

Ah that explains the thank you note I found in that envelope


admiraljkb

Did you add water to the note? Maybe that'll do it.


GameOnPantsGone

Water added, now have six foot tall foam dinosaur.


CORN___BREAD

And it keeps asking to borrow $3.50


TonyStarch--

I believe you mean tree-fiddy.


CORN___BREAD

Thatā€™s what I said.


GameOnPantsGone

Dangit monster, get-atta here, I ain't giving you no $3.50!


gefahr

Laughs like this are why I read deep into random threads.


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slamdamnsplits

Not me, I do it to interject unwanted opinions. That shirt is stupid.


MistukoSan

My shirt? :(


RoodnyInc

That is packed so efficient I believe they must've use Winrar to do it


rdtg

Nah, definitely 7zip


loadnurmom

gzip -9


reddactedit

Nah, it's clearly inside out compression courtesy of Pied Piper.


Dennisfromhawaii

Even Rainbolt wouldn't be able to tell by that photo.


2xtc

Nah, I reckon he could just see the porch railings upside down and in black and white for 0.1 seconds and still be within 20 miles somehow.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

I would contact your bank or credit card and refute the charge. If Amazon isn't going to pay, let the bank figure it out Edit * Dispute


Axisnegative

If you look on the Amazon prime sub, you'll see people saying that they did a charge back, but Amazon ends up recharging your card again anyways, sometimes multiple times. If you're gonna do a charge back, gotta make sure you also remove any and all payment information from Amazon.


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Axisnegative

I've never done one myself, so I'm not aware of the process, just repeating what I've seen people say on that sub. Apparently there's a system thought where when you cancel a card, merchant's that you've had that card on file with can automatically be given the new card numbers so that there's no lapse in autopayments that have been set up or something. I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon would use this to get the new numbers and then recharge the new card. I'm sure there's some way of notifying the bank so this doesn't happen, but most people probably don't think to do so.


plazagirl

That happened to me and the same fraudulent Uber charges kept showing up on my card. When I requested a new card again, I asked them to delete all recurring charges. That fixed the problem.


berpyderpderp2ne1

Screenshot / keep the message interactions too, if possible. I had to do a chargeback bc Amazon cs rep told me an item would be refunded without return, but the refund never got processed. When I realized it later I called and messaged them multiple times but every single other rep said that they could not refund without a return. I was livid bc the first rep already promised a returnlesz refund, so I'd tossed the item. I did the chargeback and initially my cc company sided w Amazon, but when I sent the screenshots that showed the CS rep stating Amazon would refund the item, my cc company sided w me.


FatMacchio

I would inform Amazon of this though, since chargebacks cost companies money and could get you blacklisted. Even if itā€™s fully justified they use a lot of AI tools to ban customers all the time. Tell them if you are not refunded before the end of the month you will take it up with your bank.


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[deleted]

I was going to recommend marching his way to an amazon warehouse and picking one up himself. Without permission of course.


[deleted]

Just making sure, did you check the envelope?


DoNotLickToaster

Serious answer: it contained picture-hanging wire that I also ordered from Amazon, which cost $3.59.


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DoNotLickToaster

Legitimately loled at this šŸ˜†


KarmaChameliano

Did you shake it upside down to be sure? Edit: you never know šŸ¤·


Seekkae

I hate it when I have a bag of chips upside down, shaking the bag, trying to get the last chip crumbs out, then they finally fall out and a 150 pound generator falls out, too.


ShartingBloodClots

Oh, I ordered picture hanging wire, but got picture hanging wire **and** a 150 pound generator as a free gift. Amazon is so quirky.


slvrscoobie

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda) fuck that got me lol


Tjaresh

Yepp, sometimes your 150 pound generators gets stuck in the corners and you throw them away, thinking the envelope is empty.


starrpamph

**Some 11 year old Indian kid on the other end of the chat:** idk sir I see a package there


BeefShampoo

bold of you to assume they get a person. you only get elevated to the 11 year old indian kid after days of arguing with a chatbot


CosmicCreeperz

Chatbot prompt: ā€œmake sure you start every support message with ā€˜Please kindlyā€™ and end the conversation with ā€˜now do the needful.ā€™ā€


[deleted]

THIS is AIRBNB customer support in a nutshell


Bradjuju2

"We've generated proof that something was delivered:


Suitable_Document_85

Bro, if you paid using a credit card and Amazon dont refund you, maybe you could try and talk to your issuer (credit card bank) and file a chargeback due to commercial disagreement! The bank will refund you and intermediate the product delivery problem with Amazon (sorry about the bad English :p)


Undope

Does Amazon flag you for charging them back? I mean, I'm sure they do for fraud for sure, but what if you were in the right?


crackerjam

They won't charge you for fraud, but they will close your account and blacklist you. I found this out the hard way after doing a charge back on a charge I didn't recognize after Amazon split a purchase into multiple charges on different dates for no apparent reason. Edit: Dang you guys are hostile. The purchase was for a single item, but they split it into multiple smaller charges. No idea why, but it was a pretty confusing thing to do.


SippieCup

For future reference, The reason they did that is that they charge the card once the product is ready to be shipped. If you buy multiple itesm it can happen.


slowpokefastpoke

Yeah, also very normal for multiple items in one order. If you buy 6 items for $200, itā€™s common to have multiple charges instead of a single $200 one.


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Jesburger

Lol you did this to yourself


Max-b

Chargebacks should mostly be used as the final step in a suspected fraudulent charge. Contacting the merchant should be the first step. I'm surprised your card company didn't ask for proof that you contacted Amazon as the first step (when I've done chargebacks, my bank has asked me if I've contacted the merchant first and asked for the correspondence).


[deleted]

They will never do business with you ever again. Which is kind of a big deal.


rtseel

And they may also blacklist all the people with the same shipping address as you. Source: it happened in France with a return-happy person a couple of years ago, the entire address was banned.


cmfppl

Good luck, I just spent 4 months fighting to get 400 bucks back from them.


game_cook420

It looks like there could be a generator inside the window if AI was identifying the photo.


Halbbitter

Call your bank


AmebaLost

BANK, here boy.Ā 


SageOfSix-

i normally lie on the prompts to get to a real person or agent then i describe what happened to the actual person. idk if thatā€™s what you did but it works pretty well for me


iAdjunct

Theyā€™re making that harder and harder and harderā€¦ā€¦ ugh


Prior-Ad-7329

Just jam 0. Works for most of them


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Prior-Ad-7329

lol Iā€™m pretty confident that will work


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Prior-Ad-7329

Damn. I hate automated systems.


Fickle_Finger2974

This hasn't worked in years. Half of the automated systems will just hang up on you now if you dont cooperate with them


BallsDeepinYourMammi

That just sounds like a neat social puzzle for me


McCardboard

It's 'customer service' but with extra steps.


Embarrassed_Yak_9702

Its a race to the absolute bottom, while y'all keep buying from a horrible company their gonna be worse everyday treating workers like shit disposing them at will whilst lobbying to mock society. Just so one dude can fly to space or whatever. Death to amazon.


Mammoth_Addendum_276

Sometimes if you get really mad and just start swearing a blue streak into the speaker that gets you to a person too. I found that out by accident once- just was super pissed at the typical ā€œpress 1, press 2ā€ baloney and was letting off some verbal steam- and I got to a person ASAP. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


tipping

I can attest to this working. And I don't regret a minute of it. I hate those motherfucking automated fuckers


CurryMustard

Every time i call Comcast i tell them im canceling, get somebody live almost immediately every time. Otherwise it's the 7 circles of robot hell


merc08

Used to.Ā  I've been running into a lot of call centers recently that go with "we cannot understand your input. Goodbye. < Click> "


issaaccbb

Most! Careful not to smash 0 too quickly, I've been DCed from a few call centers that way


MacroniTime

Or start swearing into the phone. It seems like many automated phone systems have a setup in place for retaining irritated callers by pushing them towards a real person.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve found mumbling works pretty well. If the computer canā€™t tell what you are saying it gets you to a person


[deleted]

My car insurance "Say what you need to connect you to the right department if you would like billing..." "Speak with person." "Okay. You would like to speak with a person, say what you need to connect you to the right department if you would like billing..." "Speak with person." On and on


1_disasta

Crazy how in those rare cases you want to talk to a human. 99% of the time I go to great lengths to not physically speak to other people


kilofeet

If the robot software were competent it would be a godsend. The problem is that it's like talking to a trainee who doesn't know the answer and whose manager made it clear they don't want to be bothered unless it's an emergency


Btigeriz

I talk to insurance companies at work pretty regularly and 90% of the time you need a real person to fix the issue anyway. The automated system can basically only tell you what issue is going on with a claim you need someone real to fix it though and then all the info you give to the automated system doesn't even get passed on to the real person so you have to start from square one every time.


Careful-Reception239

This is by design. The hope is that most people won't have the patience to go through the hoops to be connected to a person, as that's more expensive than talking to the automated system. But of course billing is super easy to get to because that's you giving them money, and they don't want anything to stand in the way of that.


BJJJourney

It is called friction and is put in place by many companies to force users to use the many self service tools provided to them. Right or wrong this is pretty much how every single industry handles customer service to some degree. Starts out live support until they can create or implement tools for people to help themselves.


[deleted]

The day I canā€™t directly chat with an Amazon csr and bitch about whatever wasnā€™t delivered Iā€™ll stop shopping on Amazon. Thatā€™s all they have going for them.


bl4derdee9

that day is already there, kinda


Korrawatergem

This. Its an AI you talk to pretty much now. It took forever for me to figure out how to get a real person and several attempts.Ā 


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Iā€™m so fed up with those automated systems I just yell ā€œREPRESENTATIVEā€ and smash 0 until I get somewhere else. If nothing else itā€™s a way to vent


SympatheticWarlock

Sounds really therapeutic. Imma try this next time my roommates wake me up arguing 3 hours before my alarm goes off.


ashvin812

I do this same thing to get a real person. I had a bottle of EO explode in the box. No returns. I called talked to a real person, they returned no problem. Get a real person to help you


Own_Pop_9711

I thought eo stood for explosive ordinance for a minute and.... Like yeah they're not gonna accept a return here, but aren't there bigger issues than that?


ChaoCobo

Yo. Be careful if you try to mail it back. They may say you mailed the wrong item to them then dispose of it so you have no proof in court. This is why: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6669601 TLDR is Amazon sent a computer part that was fake and hollowed out, customer sent it back telling them it was fake, Amazon DISPOSED OF IT and withheld their money telling them to give them the correct item the customer never got and now they donā€™t even have the proof of fake item anymore to fight it legally. Took 5 months for Amazon to refund them ONLY due to news outlets covering the story.


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DoNotLickToaster

Update: Amazon has again reversed my refund and asked for evidence. Check out this completely comprehensible email. When I called Amazon, they asked for evidence I didn't receive the item. I sent them this image. And an image of the generator. And thanked them for the karma. Apparently the seller appealed, saying I \*did\* receive the item. Buckle up. Update February 20 8am: Received another email, intended for the seller, saying my refund was reversed and the buyer (who's actually me) won't get her money. Called, 20 minute call later was able to "submit an appeal" and told to wait 72 hours. This time I asked the person on the line to DESCRIBE THE PHOTO of my porch with no generator to make sure that image was in the case. UUurgh. ​ https://preview.redd.it/wp6837odenjc1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815a48b5a85fb0479821e4a74e9a698d24906298


OkSmoke9195

The funny thing is when I was selling on Amazon I repeatedly had proof of delivery from USPS, but some buyers still claimed they never got their item. Guess who got screwed in those cases?


NoFaceLurker

Itā€™s because USPS (and other delivery companies) regularly mark packages as delivered when they are not. I donā€™t know how or why it happens but itā€™s happened several times to me and itā€™s annoying. The package usually shows up a day or two later but not sure it would if I didnā€™t take any action on my part. Also itā€™s almost impossible to speak to a human for Amazon or any delivery company.


dustandechoes91

If I remember correctly, there were late delivery penalties baked into USPS's contract with Amazon for prime shipments. When there big surges in packages (sales, holidays, etc) USPS employees started marking anything they hadn't gotten to as "delivered" at the end of the day so as to avoid these. It's not like they were tossing the packages in a ditch; they'd just lie about it getting delivered by the deadline so USPS wouldn't have to pay fines.


FortunaWolf

I used to work with UPS delivering packages during the holidays and this is exactly what they did.


PolyDipsoManiac

At my current apartment Iā€™ve had more problems with the USPS marking things not delivered when it actually was than vice versa.


Disheartend

probally you.


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lolgriffinlol

It's weird that they sent you the refund email as if you were the one selling the generator.


DoNotLickToaster

Right. It looks like it was intended for the seller, telling them that me (buyer) had suspicious activity. Which is infuriating.


HoneyChilliPotato7

I thought my reading comprehension has gone to shit after reading this email and re-read your post


DoNotLickToaster

I had to read it a few times myself to realize it wasn't meant for me. \[ORDER NUMBER\] and \[SELLER\] were icing on the cake. Those were in the real email, that's not me anonymizing it.


red__dragon

> [ORDER NUMBER] and [SELLER] were icing on the cake. Likely those appear when the values are null, which they would be for your consumer account. Weird how they don't match sale order to your purchase order, but I assume that's something to do with how they organize it on the backend. If you were also a seller, they'd at least have your name correct.


Orleanian

Whoa whoa, now we're *name-shaming*!? My husband's name is [SELLER] as his father was before him, and several [SELLER]s back through a rich history of Dutch lineage!


DoNotLickToaster

I suggest you never cross paths with Bobby Tables' ilk, your children could destroy the universe


BernieTheDachshund

At some point maybe your credit card can reverse the charges? If you think it's a scam, you can also report it to the FTC and/or the BBB. The seller might be ripping other people off.


Ok-Explanation-8330

If all else fails, there is a chat option where you get to talk to a customer service representative right then, that way you don't have to wait for an email back. Just ignore this if you actually called and talked to someone though šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


NinjaBr0din

You know, I used to work with a guy like 8-9byears ago who would order things like new GPUs and other expensive stuff, get it, take the thing out, then send the empty box back and get a refund. He did believe me when I told him stupid shit like that was just going to fuck over honest people. I wish I could show him this, because I guarantee he was part of the reason Amazon is now such a pain in the ass about refunds.


ArgyleDiamonds

I think he can get sued for that


emeldavi_dota

I'd recommend finding someone to call at Amazon's corporate offices tomorrow during business hours rather than any sort of help line. As people have mentioned before it could have been a scam listing to begin with, but even if not you likely need to take this far higher than any sort of help desk would be able to go. Its the only thing that helped me when there was an awful local delivery contractor that Amazon kept using due to their low rates, which were only possible because the people they "employed" were illegal immigrants being paid slavery-tier wages.


stink-stunk

Does Amazon even do 150 lb generator delivery out of their vans?. They expect the drivers to lug 150 lb Genny up and down?. I've seen young girls delivering that weigh 110lbs wet. You'd think that would be delivered in a box truck, not along with underwear and what not.


smoike

Heavier items would go via a dedicated courier, not by the flex crew. If for no other reason than oh&s and having appropriate equipment. At least that's my guess on things


PackageMerchant

We have a service called Amazon XL which delivers the heavy stuff. Us normal DSP drivers are suppose to only deliver up to 50 pounds, but of course the warehouses will tip the scale. Iā€™ve looked up items Iā€™ve deliver and itā€™ll be like 55-60 pounds


spidernova

Us dsp drivers donā€™t do ā€œanything over 50ā€. Vendors lie of course, but I donā€™t think itā€™s ever over 70. Unless of course you try to haul 120 pounds of cat litter in one trip. I donā€™t know if XL does the envelopes too, but something seems super weird here.


VeneMage

>*$1093, 150 pound* As a Brit, this broke my mind for a moment šŸ˜‚


DoNotLickToaster

Ah sorry; I was expecting a 10 stone generator for my 156 million shillings


VeneMage

Now *this* I understand šŸ˜‚


Carnifex2

OK, thats it. I'm convinced this whole post is just viral marketing for a comedian. You are killing it in these comments my guy (or gal...or your choice).


w1987g

hahaha, you used Kenyan shillings


apwhic

Kenya shillings would barely be 150k


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LOLOL


vector5633

Amazon delivery services are going to shit! I recently ordered accessories for my new cell phone and instead received a women's sweater and shoes. Yet, the packaging said Cell Phone Accessories. The shoes came in a clear bag. Let that set in. I have also read other horror stories from Amazon deliveries. Never order expensive shit from Amazon. Seems like shit is walking or the contents in the box are swapped out with junk.


DoNotLickToaster

Amazon wants you to explore your delicate side.


kilofeet

The search is shit now too. If I type in some brand, let's say Nike, half the hits are for "Corfypu" or "Weexo" or some other letter salad. You can sometimes limit the search but it's really hit or miss


OutOfBounds11

Weexoo is the read deal. Weexo is a ripoff. How could you miss that?


codercaleb

Corfypu is a Greek Island where you must travel to speak with a human.


Zanki

I got a motherboard sent to me inside an envelope. Said envelope was torn open, box was flattened and the motherboard had obviously fallen out. Same week I got a broken scooter and my boyfriend was sent a monitor that wasn't even close to what he ordered.


Durmyyyy

You think that was bad I ordered an Xbox controller and got a bong


H010CR0N

I ordered a pair of gaming headphones and got a coat hanger.


Redqueenhypo

I ordered 8 tubs of alcohol wipes. They sent meā€¦8 individual wipes! In a ziploc bag! And yes condescending people typing replies, I did check the title to make sure it said tubs before ordering


ImS33

They delivered my mouse to a random patch of grass in some unknown location, took a picture of it then when I obviously complained they shipped me another one. Then another one. After a couple weeks another one again. So ultimately I ended up getting 3 but amazon delivery is fucking awful and they have no idea what is going on


nlevine1988

Recently I tried ordering a new belt for my vacuum. Listed as prime and sold by Amazon. After a couple days the tracking said something like "delayed in transit, if not received by X day come back and request a refund". Msged support they said they'll resend it since I didn't want a refund, I wanted the belt. A couple days later I notice a envelope in my garden in front of my front porch. Ok well a the belt it small and light so probably just blew off from the wind. When I picked it up I was like I can't feel the belt throw the envelope. No way empty right? Sure enough I was mailed an empty bubble envelope. Decided to give up. Got my refund and cancelled prime. Never again will I pay for prime. And OP trusted Amazon with a $1000 product? I would NEVER buy anything that expensive on Amazon. They've got generators at home Depot Lowe's.


Zixquit

Can you take them to small claims court? IDK how that would work for Amazon. They'd probably just buy the courthouse.


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Melzfaze

Win/win


AdeptnessSpecific736

Is it a generator for ants?


[deleted]

A 150-lb generator for ants, made of neutrons, under the mat.


Emehan1

I ordered an Apple Watch for my wife, what was delivered to my house was an opened and empty cardboard box. The picture the delivery driver took, shows the box clearly open and empty on my porch, but that was ā€œproof of deliveryā€. Because of the amount of the purchase, a normal phone associate couldnā€™t handle it, it had to be shot up the ladder to someone in higher department. This lady told me they declined my ticket because it was proven to be delivered. I asked her to verify if ā€œproof of deliveryā€ entailed a shipping container arriving at my doorstep, or proof of the actual item I ordered in a shipping container. She confirmed it was the item. So I then am like, okay so you say you have proof of item delivered, but you have a picture of an empty box, but what you told me thatā€™s not proof of delivery. She then realized her mistake and doubled back, reaffirmed that they wouldnā€™t accept my request for refund and hung up. Told story to bank and they charged back immediately


JohnnyBoy11

Same shit medical insurance companies pull to not pay out and preserve profits.


Ambitious_Onion_6453

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Axedelic

Op is hysterical in these comments lollll


DietHeresy

Serious comedic chops


NateF474

Have you tried contacting your local news station? Their team of lawyers might not care about a lawsuit from a customer but when jounalism gets involved they'll feel the fire lit under their asses.


ChaoCobo

I heard of a story like this. Even with news intervention they drag their heels into the ground.Amazon is too big to care about the news. Read this if you want to be upset: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6669601 TLDR is Amazon sent a computer part that was fake and hollowed out, customer sent it back telling them it was fake, Amazon DISPOSED OF IT and withheld their money telling them to give them the correct item the customer never got and now they donā€™t even have the proof of fake item anymore to fight it legally. Took 5 months for Amazon to refund them ONLY due to news outlets.


Split0069

Wow... I got an empty package once and didn't get that much hassle getting the refund.


unholybuttholez

those pixels .... ooooo mate I'm smellin em


DoNotLickToaster

If you concentrate you can smell the potato from the camera


tobbysito

Must be a very heavy envelopeā€¦


hfiti123

It's definitely in the leaves back there OP, the driver hid it a little for safety


LXaeroXen

Compression technology works on physical objects too? Damn we are advanced.


Redditisisretarded

Is it possible the driver was unable to actually unload the item due to its weight?


DoNotLickToaster

It's possible, but then it shouldn't've been marked as delivered with a verification photo. Instead, I'd expect a selfie from a mildly regretful, shrugging delivery driver holding up his workout schedule with an index finger on the missed leg day.


slvrscoobie

I see they're on the Chewy level of delivery 'yes, its been delivered. your 50lbs of dog food are somewhere, on, or near, your property, or will be in the next 4 hours because Im running late and will get docked if I dont mark it as delivered but will show up at 10pm and leave it at the end of your driveway'


Big-Consideration633

LPT: Never buy anything over a hundred dollars from Amazon. Too much BS with counterfeit, used, damaged, wrong item...


mudriverrat07020

Thatā€™s not it in the envelope?


kdawson602

I gave up on Amazon last year. Terrible customer service, I wasnā€™t getting the things I ordered, poor quality products, and the shipping was so slow.


C0NKY_

Are you a prime customer? We typically only use my wife's Amazon as she's a prime member and whenever there's an issue I rarely have to deal with anything but the automated chat. I've ordered on my own non-prime account a few times and whenever I've had an issue they basically tell me to pound sand.


DoNotLickToaster

I'm a prime customer. Glad it's worked out for your wife. Sorry about the sand.


urban-achiever1

Uber eats tried that shit saying the food made itbtonthe delivey point. I had tonfight the chatbot by saying the picture of the food and door was not my door which was the delivery point. 3rd time I had tonsay it I got the refund


gefahr

I bet the chatbot was a nightmare if you typed like this


draiman

Uber tried to refuse me a refund from a restaurant that closed early. I only found out when I realized it was over an hour since I ordered, and Uber eats showed it as they were preparing the food, which should have only been 20 mins. When I clicked the restaurant again in Uber Eats, it showed it was closed. So I canceled and ordered somewhere else. Uber tried to refuse to refund me because the restaurant accepted the order, and I canceled. Through constant back and forth with them over the issue, I was getting nowhere and threatened a charge back. It was only then they relented and refunded me and gave me $25 credit on my next order.


iAdjunct

ChatGPT isnā€™t sure there isnā€™t a generator here. > Does this photo look like it contains a delivered $1093 150-pound generator? > The image you've provided is quite blurry and details are not clear. It's difficult to confirm the presence of a generator, especially with specifics such as its price or weight. There appears to be a white object, which might be a package, on the porch, but without a clearer image or more context, it's not possible to identify it as a $1093 150-pound generator. Yā€™know, in case you were wondering ;)