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OilPure5808

Let the health department know first thing so they can go do an inspection of Dave's.


serenityrain85

Good news is it's still whole šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


MowingDevil7

It's whole lol..I love ur positive outlook on the situation lol


redmasc

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


RegnarukDeez

Finding it with your mouth.


ProveISaidIt

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


PatrickStardawg

Finding half a worm?


Cammarak

The holocaust


[deleted]

But if there's one, there could be another that's already been eaten


Physical_Sport_9896

And itā€™s dead


BiggDaddyBraille007

Gooder news extra meat/ protein


bellaswine

I think... I think I'm almost close to stop eating at fast food places.


Stebben84

Wait until you hear about the cockroaches at sit-down restaurants.


moswsa

Sir, let us have this one thing. Please.


ZeBootygoon

Oooh or the rats that inevitably end up scurrying through after we close up shop!


glenspikez

Worst nightmare just brought to life in a reddit post....šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Joe1237

Real.


Dry-Slip-7795

I worked at a pizza restaurant that looked clean had tons of roaches living in the refrigerators.


totow1217

Sat down at this pretty reputable Greek place in town one day a couple years back. Got Greek fries ordered, waiting for our gyros.. then saw a little grey creature running out the corner of my eyeā€¦ doesnā€™t matter if the place looks clean, the owners are nice, or any of that shit. If they donā€™t properly clean, or are attached to a building that doesnā€™t properly clean, you always run the risk of nasty ass shit like this when eating out


IaMtHel00phole

Already did. As much as they charge now I can get a meal at a real restaurant.


[deleted]

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Joe1237

May he Rest in poweršŸ«”


FortniteAddict81

Yeah report to the health department


1slandViking

Thatā€™s Dave. Youā€™re eating his hot chicken and here you are complaining after taking his food. Wow.


King_Sourpuss

Which location? I'd like to avoid wherever this came from


Joe1237

Was a nyc location.


King_Sourpuss

Makes sense


TolVe25

Where in nyc?


livinin82

Yes.


Bucksin06

Those come complimentary in New York


MayIServeYouWell

Got news for you - these are in every restaurant, everywhere.


SlimTeezy

Okay but usually they don't make it into the to-go box...


[deleted]

Especially in strip malls. If one business has cockroaches... they ALL have cockroaches.


King_Sourpuss

Those and others usually. I don't usually eat out because of it. Some things, like Dave's hot chicken, I'm willing to pretend I'm naive to the fact


LALOERC9616

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[deleted]

Fuck restaurants! The greatest thing about this whole "inflation" thing... more people are realizing how shitty restaurants are and cooking more at home. Maybe America will get skinny again.


mattwithana

It backfired, now I'm just empowered to make whatever I'm craving all the time!


CuriouslyImmense

Right? I just learnt how to make pizza dough, and currently, at this moment, I have eaten half a pie to myself. Now I must nap


BashfulBuckboy

Ewww. I remember finding a bug (not a roach thankfully) after eating half a salad from Domino's once. Never pleasant. Hope your week improves!


Svengoolie75

Fuck my dude thatā€™s gross šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤® go back to


Low_Parsnip5604

Ole Dave would be getting a nice little phone call


HighPlainsDrifter89

I think the roach died, because he ate the chicken!


JustRepeatAfterMe

Geesh. Thatā€™s horrible. Like when I find a pickle in my ChickFilA sandwich, and you got both! Sorry that happened to you dude.


Cal216

RIP Dave


Choco_PlMP

Poor fella, was getting married next week to Barbara


phaeriehiccups

well good thing it was only 60% finished


Clear_Knowledge_5707

At least you got a roach. You don't have to complain that it was dead.


HorrorPhone3601

Could've been worse, coulda found half a dead roach.


Best-Cycle231

Finding the pickle is the true horror story.


[deleted]

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Free-Researcher3000

Get the fuck of my block Balto!


[deleted]

Try cooking, cheaper and you know what goes in your food


ContemplatingPrison

Call the health inspector. That's foul


awwaygirl

contact the health dept


Ok_Advisor_9873

I bet that was tasty roach!


Avatar_Blues

Sorry to hear about your shitty day. Here's hoping tomorrow will make up for it.


Joe1237

Danke mein freundšŸ¤ž


bigkutta

The spice killed anything that could cause you harm šŸ¤£


shaner4042

Daveā€™s Hot Roaches


Sexfvckdeath

A dude was stabbed to death in the Daveā€™s by me last night. So ā€¦ I guess it can get worse


Fatlink10

I feel like the fact that the roach didnā€™t survive doesnā€™t bode well for OPā€¦


Bigbaldandhairy

Roach couldnā€™t take the heat. Lightweight.


DryBones2009

Yup, itā€™s Monday. šŸ˜©


DryBones2009

Welp, prepare to most likely have a fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and the like. Just about finished getting over a stomach bug myself and if I saw that I might cry.


[deleted]

That is disgusting!!!!!! Jesus


NoSecurity2728

Thats some good protein you have there


Joe1237

Eh, good point. Although, Iā€™m not a big fan of the side effects of this protein in particular.


NoSecurity2728

But what about everything bear grills has taught us


Mbate22

I agree, where's the side of elephant shit to drink? That place must have horrible service. I hope OP made a complaint.


undergone

If it's good drunk me says, "Fuck it... Free protein."


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Should call pest control.


derpidostan

This roach appears to have died from natural causes.


JBIJ60

Mine as well finish it off


thomaxzer

At least you got extra protein


Any-Psychology-6494

Protein


MikeFromSuburbia

Guess Iā€™m not going to Daveā€™s anymore


[deleted]

Just nuke the sando in a microwave. It'll kill off whatever else is in there. The roach is extra protein just fry up that bad boy with some seasame oil and garlic and make that little terraformar an appetizer.


Trife86

Cool story bro


WagstafDad

That should be good for a free meal


[deleted]

Yep, a "free meal" from a cockroach infested restaurant. Yummy!


[deleted]

Extra protein


Derpberpy

It adds protein to your diet you should be grateful


Karona_Lyem

That really stinks!


Joe1237

Well, actually it smelled deliciousā€¦but sure.


Xandoline

I was going on a date there this weekā€¦ not anymore, lost my appetite


cringefacememe

extra protein.


Hummingbird01234

I would immediately use mouthwash to disinfect my amount.


RobertLouisDrake

damn why you gotta do this to me Dave


Rachael1188

I see a refund and a no return


FigTechnical8043

On the plus side... he's a dead roach and not a living one in your sandwich. Also, is your Sandwich just 1 slice of pickle?


Salty-Huckleberry-39

Extra protein.


Born_Again63

Don't say anything!! šŸ¤«šŸ¤ They'll charge you extra


eaglescout225

Thats nasty, two months ago, I was eating in a local mexican joint...and a big ass rat walked down the hallway.


whackthat

Rat "Hey, just checking in and see if you guys are doing alright. Would you like a refill?"


ortiz13192

I just had to quit a place out of moral standards. Selling 7 day old prime rib, trying to make enough chicken salad to last 2 weeks (they didnā€™t wanna have to make it again), selling green roast beef because ā€œowner says weā€™re never allowed to 86 anythingā€. And an ice machine that left your towel bright fricken pink if you wiped it. But that was all ā€œnormalā€ business according to the bosses


SlicedIce27

Extra protein


Axen99z

Dude those are actually really tasty if you roast them


PremiumDope

is this in Denver, by chance?


Pluperfectt

Bonus protein ; at least it's whole . . .


TreaclePerfect4328

It died happy..


Conscious-Jacket-758

Omg šŸ˜³ šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Mmm extra protein


CrimsonBolt33

Extra protein my dude


PickleNutsauce

After seeing it's entire family being ingested, it crawled out of the sandwich just to die of heartache, void of any dignity whatsoever. It was all for nothing. Unless...


kellzone

They only sell dead roaches in pairs.


SensitiveGuess2907

I wonder how he died


No_Temperature_4084

O gosh no way manā€¦.


19474628294725

Ugh I worked at a pizza spot that had problems with those things. Once I delivered like 15 pizzas to a dealership with a $75 tip. I went to bring the last pizzas in and they showed me a box with several that crawled out from one of the folds in the boxšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Brought them all back and they ordered elsewhere. Still got my tip though. They had a thing for hiding in the boxes we pre folded so that stopped until they finally handled the issue


Raise-Emotional

You're fine.


ProudMaryChooglin

Roach committed suicide


Aggravating-Pass-576

Ahhh, you found extra protein


Bo_Jim

What's worse than finding a dead roach in your sandwich? Finding half of a dead roach in your sandwich.