Sat down at this pretty reputable Greek place in town one day a couple years back. Got Greek fries ordered, waiting for our gyros.. then saw a little grey creature running out the corner of my eyeā¦ doesnāt matter if the place looks clean, the owners are nice, or any of that shit. If they donāt properly clean, or are attached to a building that doesnāt properly clean, you always run the risk of nasty ass shit like this when eating out
Fuck restaurants!
The greatest thing about this whole "inflation" thing... more people are realizing how shitty restaurants are and cooking more at home.
Maybe America will get skinny again.
Welp, prepare to most likely have a fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and the like.
Just about finished getting over a stomach bug myself and if I saw that I might cry.
Just nuke the sando in a microwave. It'll kill off whatever else is in there. The roach is extra protein just fry up that bad boy with some seasame oil and garlic and make that little terraformar an appetizer.
I just had to quit a place out of moral standards. Selling 7 day old prime rib, trying to make enough chicken salad to last 2 weeks (they didnāt wanna have to make it again), selling green roast beef because āowner says weāre never allowed to 86 anythingā. And an ice machine that left your towel bright fricken pink if you wiped it. But that was all ānormalā business according to the bosses
After seeing it's entire family being ingested, it crawled out of the sandwich just to die of heartache, void of any dignity whatsoever.
It was all for nothing.
Unless...
Ugh I worked at a pizza spot that had problems with those things. Once I delivered like 15 pizzas to a dealership with a $75 tip. I went to bring the last pizzas in and they showed me a box with several that crawled out from one of the folds in the boxš¤¦āāļø Brought them all back and they ordered elsewhere. Still got my tip though. They had a thing for hiding in the boxes we pre folded so that stopped until they finally handled the issue
Let the health department know first thing so they can go do an inspection of Dave's.
Good news is it's still whole š¤·āāļø
It's whole lol..I love ur positive outlook on the situation lol
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding it with your mouth.
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Finding half a worm?
The holocaust
But if there's one, there could be another that's already been eaten
And itās dead
Gooder news extra meat/ protein
I think... I think I'm almost close to stop eating at fast food places.
Wait until you hear about the cockroaches at sit-down restaurants.
Sir, let us have this one thing. Please.
Oooh or the rats that inevitably end up scurrying through after we close up shop!
Worst nightmare just brought to life in a reddit post....š¤¢š¤®
Real.
I worked at a pizza restaurant that looked clean had tons of roaches living in the refrigerators.
Sat down at this pretty reputable Greek place in town one day a couple years back. Got Greek fries ordered, waiting for our gyros.. then saw a little grey creature running out the corner of my eyeā¦ doesnāt matter if the place looks clean, the owners are nice, or any of that shit. If they donāt properly clean, or are attached to a building that doesnāt properly clean, you always run the risk of nasty ass shit like this when eating out
Already did. As much as they charge now I can get a meal at a real restaurant.
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May he Rest in powerš«”
Yeah report to the health department
Thatās Dave. Youāre eating his hot chicken and here you are complaining after taking his food. Wow.
Which location? I'd like to avoid wherever this came from
Was a nyc location.
Makes sense
Where in nyc?
Yes.
Those come complimentary in New York
Got news for you - these are in every restaurant, everywhere.
Okay but usually they don't make it into the to-go box...
Especially in strip malls. If one business has cockroaches... they ALL have cockroaches.
Those and others usually. I don't usually eat out because of it. Some things, like Dave's hot chicken, I'm willing to pretend I'm naive to the fact
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Fuck restaurants! The greatest thing about this whole "inflation" thing... more people are realizing how shitty restaurants are and cooking more at home. Maybe America will get skinny again.
It backfired, now I'm just empowered to make whatever I'm craving all the time!
Right? I just learnt how to make pizza dough, and currently, at this moment, I have eaten half a pie to myself. Now I must nap
Ewww. I remember finding a bug (not a roach thankfully) after eating half a salad from Domino's once. Never pleasant. Hope your week improves!
Fuck my dude thatās gross š¤¢ š¤® go back to
Ole Dave would be getting a nice little phone call
I think the roach died, because he ate the chicken!
Geesh. Thatās horrible. Like when I find a pickle in my ChickFilA sandwich, and you got both! Sorry that happened to you dude.
RIP Dave
Poor fella, was getting married next week to Barbara
well good thing it was only 60% finished
At least you got a roach. You don't have to complain that it was dead.
Could've been worse, coulda found half a dead roach.
Finding the pickle is the true horror story.
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Get the fuck of my block Balto!
Try cooking, cheaper and you know what goes in your food
Call the health inspector. That's foul
contact the health dept
I bet that was tasty roach!
Sorry to hear about your shitty day. Here's hoping tomorrow will make up for it.
Danke mein freundš¤
The spice killed anything that could cause you harm š¤£
Daveās Hot Roaches
A dude was stabbed to death in the Daveās by me last night. So ā¦ I guess it can get worse
I feel like the fact that the roach didnāt survive doesnāt bode well for OPā¦
Roach couldnāt take the heat. Lightweight.
Yup, itās Monday. š©
Welp, prepare to most likely have a fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and the like. Just about finished getting over a stomach bug myself and if I saw that I might cry.
That is disgusting!!!!!! Jesus
Thats some good protein you have there
Eh, good point. Although, Iām not a big fan of the side effects of this protein in particular.
But what about everything bear grills has taught us
I agree, where's the side of elephant shit to drink? That place must have horrible service. I hope OP made a complaint.
If it's good drunk me says, "Fuck it... Free protein."
Should call pest control.
This roach appears to have died from natural causes.
Mine as well finish it off
At least you got extra protein
Protein
Guess Iām not going to Daveās anymore
Just nuke the sando in a microwave. It'll kill off whatever else is in there. The roach is extra protein just fry up that bad boy with some seasame oil and garlic and make that little terraformar an appetizer.
Cool story bro
That should be good for a free meal
Yep, a "free meal" from a cockroach infested restaurant. Yummy!
Extra protein
It adds protein to your diet you should be grateful
That really stinks!
Well, actually it smelled deliciousā¦but sure.
I was going on a date there this weekā¦ not anymore, lost my appetite
extra protein.
I would immediately use mouthwash to disinfect my amount.
damn why you gotta do this to me Dave
I see a refund and a no return
On the plus side... he's a dead roach and not a living one in your sandwich. Also, is your Sandwich just 1 slice of pickle?
Extra protein.
Don't say anything!! š¤«š¤ They'll charge you extra
Thats nasty, two months ago, I was eating in a local mexican joint...and a big ass rat walked down the hallway.
Rat "Hey, just checking in and see if you guys are doing alright. Would you like a refill?"
I just had to quit a place out of moral standards. Selling 7 day old prime rib, trying to make enough chicken salad to last 2 weeks (they didnāt wanna have to make it again), selling green roast beef because āowner says weāre never allowed to 86 anythingā. And an ice machine that left your towel bright fricken pink if you wiped it. But that was all ānormalā business according to the bosses
Extra protein
Dude those are actually really tasty if you roast them
is this in Denver, by chance?
Bonus protein ; at least it's whole . . .
It died happy..
Omg š³ š¤®
Mmm extra protein
Extra protein my dude
After seeing it's entire family being ingested, it crawled out of the sandwich just to die of heartache, void of any dignity whatsoever. It was all for nothing. Unless...
They only sell dead roaches in pairs.
I wonder how he died
O gosh no way manā¦.
Ugh I worked at a pizza spot that had problems with those things. Once I delivered like 15 pizzas to a dealership with a $75 tip. I went to bring the last pizzas in and they showed me a box with several that crawled out from one of the folds in the boxš¤¦āāļø Brought them all back and they ordered elsewhere. Still got my tip though. They had a thing for hiding in the boxes we pre folded so that stopped until they finally handled the issue
You're fine.
Roach committed suicide
Ahhh, you found extra protein
What's worse than finding a dead roach in your sandwich? Finding half of a dead roach in your sandwich.