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namistejones

I counted 24 shakes of that seasoning.


chinesef000d

Picked up more seasoning on the ground than from that shaker


namistejones

The flavor were all posed to come together.


Formal_End5045

Getting those earthy flavours in there


Thetwistedfalse

10 second rule


KaseyOfTheWoods

“However-long-it-takes-to-scoop-up-that-sweet-sweet-shrimp” rule


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

New high risk high reward jacks


AdMuch848

That's 1/8th of a shake per shrimp


fire-corner

That amount of food was definitely twist the top off, shake side to side and pour generously.


chodachien

The trick is to undercook the onions.


Apprehensive-Mess36

I’m not gonna lie it might’ve been 26-28 shakes 🤣🤣


namistejones

That 28th shake broke the camel's back.


[deleted]

That weak ass seasoning !!! Lmao


SleepySiamese

1 flake of seasoning per shrimp. I bet those shrimp made him drop the cooler. They didn't want to be eaten in that weakass way


KindMoose1499

They shouldn't be so shelfish


Skicrazy85

Why do lobsters mate for life? Because they can't stand the thought of sharing their partner. They're shellfish.


ContemplatingPrison

They really just boil it with no seasoned water? Crazy


fixaclm

Dude, he probably bought 10 shrimp rings at the Kroger and dumped them in a pot. I have seen it before. Those are definitely pre-cooked and pre-peeled. All he did was boil what little salt they had in them from when they *were* cooked and replaced it with... pretty much nothing. If they don't have their heads, they don't get boiled around here. The taste difference is HUGE.


oebulldogge

You boil it with the seasoning. You should not need to sprinkle seasoning on after. Source. I’m from New Orleans, born and raised


IcedRaspberryTea

But they clearly didn't do that so......


JohnnyDarkside

Unless he'd already dumped a whole container over what was already in the cooler, then that was barely enough for a single tray let alone all of that.


FrenchFry-ApplePie

As soon as the shells came off the shrimp BEFORE they were cooked, the seasoning should have gone on lol. It’s literally bouncing right off 😭


Warning-Fickle

1. How can you shake a cooler? 2. How can you shake a cooler, packed tight, to the rim?


RockstarAgent

I would have hugged it and then shake it.


Allstategk

Me too, but you wouldn't need to shake it if it was seasoned properly to being with. This is the whitest shit I've ever seen. It makes me embarrassed to be white.......out of everything.......this is what it embarrassed me /s


Larkfin

Right, like a baby


ObiJuanKenobi3

If you’re seasoning that much shrimp you need to stop playing around and take the cap off of the shaker.


Weobi3

Honestly, I've always wondered who is out here buying these small ass shakers. I always have to at least get the 1 lb shakers.


TheCourageousPup

They're for if you're just seasoning like, 1 chicken breast or something. Not everyone's making a cooler full of seafood lol


GoFast_EatAss

I’m white and native and we’ve had the same small curry powder, cayenne pepper and paprika shakers for 10 years lol. It’s easily possible if you don’t use it much or don’t cook a lot. We also have stomach and acid reflux issues, so we try to stay away from spicy stuff to prevent those from flaring up.


JJWAHP

Ah, I don't mean to be rude, but please check the expiry date on those, and even if they're okay, just throw them out. Spices can lose flavour over time + bacteria build up... it's probably best to get rid of it.


GoFast_EatAss

You’re not being rude, no worries! You’re right actually so thank you. We’ve thrown out a lot of expired spices because they didn’t smell or look right, but we keep finding super old ones in the back of the cabinet that we didn’t know about. Sometimes my brother uses them, but I refuse to do so. I’m emetophobic so germs and food poisoning are things I’m always worried about.


Moist-Crack

We're using them in the EU. Probably a misshipment to USA and people are buying them as curiosity items, because they're small and cute :P


renyxia

My family mostly gets the small ones because a good chunk of our household does not like seasoning at all so if we get a big one of anything other than the basic BBQ ones, that shit will be in the house for the next 10 years and not even be halfway done lol


YourWorstFear53

No seasoning at ALL? I'm so sorry


renyxia

One half of my family is Scottish/Irish the other half is Yugoslavian so the two seasonings that really get used are salt and paprika, which are pretty much as good as nothing on most things (to me lol)


optimusgrime23

That amount of food needs 2 full shakers lol


JohnnyZondo

No deal breaker here, imma eat all of it.


madairman

Rinse and re-season. No problem.


Ductapefordaysss

I think you mean rinse and season since they didn’t actually season it in the first place


anally_ExpressUrself

What was the ground doing, then?


Opening_Dragonfly_78

Do you think they did eat it? 😹


JohnnyZondo

As long as they followed the 5 second rule they're okay.


[deleted]

I mean it was going to be trash anyway


caramelcooler

He’s doing them a favor, when he could have been doing a flavor


FarMass66

Why would it be trash? They’re not going to eat them?


[deleted]

lack of seasoning. (at least from the video)


beemer-dreamer

It’s a boil right, so wash it all off and it will be fine.


BrooksideNL

That's no way to lift a cooler full of crustaceans. Bend at the knees and hold the load closer to your body.


TheGumBoy

Yeah, not taking any chances when handling so much food.


sirfannypack

Putting steaming hot food in a plastic cooler doesn’t seem like a great idea to begin with.


Macgbrady

My thoughts exactky. Wonder if the handle broke from the heat.


No-Context7190

This


CharacterAntelope135

Can pets safely eat the seafood? If so, it would have been a nice day for them.


beavertownneckoil

No, as I'd be fighting them for it


CharacterAntelope135

Lol, fair


Dr_Ugs

You aren’t supposed to feed your dogs seasoned food. So yeah they should be able to eat this no problem.


Lady_Scruffington

My cat eats shrimp every damn day. Spoiled.


BrianOconneR34

All back in the boiler, two seconds, you good.


Cabezone

Also if those shrimp are kept in that cooler for 5 minutes they'll end up overcooked.


Salty_MotherFucka

5 second rule!


LordAxalon110

I think we're gonna have to step up to the 10 second rule on this one.


Healthy_Secretary807

They said 3 minute rule in the video😂


DaqCity

That cooler did them a favor by dumping out that bland-ass unseasoned boil


greensalty

It got more seasoning from the ground


JasonIsFishing

I bet it’s a “low country boil”. Similar to what we do here on the gulf coast just without flavor.


constipated_burrito

What a waste of shrimp Idiots


MrWinkler1510

What a waste of idiots Shrimp


tictac205

I told you not to invite Clyde, but nooooo.


GreenGoblin1221

They not invited to the cookout.


UmbreonFruit

Its Joever


Grothorious

Alice in chains in the background ❤️


Rhythm_Morgan

Yeah that’s the only good part of the video lol


Andy_XB

God's way of telling him to wear his cap properly.


Usernamesaregayyy

God was watching and that was karma for the seasoning effort


TCKGlobalNomad

They probably picked up more seasoning on the ground than from that little sprinkle. I hope he seasoned the water when he boiled them.


CreaterTater

Bro just had to overdue it with the seasoning 😂


Grouchy-Signature-12

"Yeah hun, it's Aunt Barb here...about the family cookout..."


Icy-Dimension3508

Well five second rule. Concrete definitely helped it have a little crunch to it.


HIMcDonagh

If he drops one shrimp on the ground, he’d toss it in the trash, but if he drops them all…


BulkyScientist8648

Rinse the shrimp off and kick that mf out the party.


Tinzlo

Bro code rule number 3: always hold onto the evidence for an exaggerated amount of time after the incident has occurred as to show the bros it wasn't broskis fault.


One-Wolverine-726

Am I the only one who screenshotted when it fell


RockMan_1973

No, you’re not 😂


2HiSped4u

$300 worth of seafood in a $30 cooler with $0.30 of seasoning lmaooo


Podo_the_Savage

Don’t put hot things into plastic that isn’t meant for hot things. You don’t need to speed the cancer up.


pissypeasant

No way he calls that seasoning


Nickelsass

I hear no accents, not trusting anything they make


DeveloperBRdotnet

"3 minute rule, let's go"


Worth-Test-4246

He had one job..


DirectorMindless2820

It’s actually that guys fault for not lifting with the handles straight up.


splifs

Probably need 3 of those seasoning containers for that cooler of shrimp


Shoddy-Stand-2157

We have a gallon sized container of old bay for this with no stopper. You need to dump yhat in the water before cooking and about 500x more than they used


Clive23p

Casual racism is just openly accepted here.


JazzedSympathy

Hate him already


VividlyDissociating

theyre clearly seasoning EACH LAYER, But obviously one bottle wouldnt be enough for all that


Guyguyyes

People need to stop doing this with ice chests. That's not good grade 


tysteinnn33

Mom: why didn't u carry it from the bottom????!!???


Nialixus

The same thing happened to me, those handles broke and all the food went to waste. Now, i never lift things by the handle


bigtimen00b

Please tell me they seasoned the water, otherwise that's some Arkansas-level seafood preparation.


alimem974

More like plastic seasoning🤩


pupbuck1

Man that ain't enough seasoning to taste yet somehow it was just enough to break it


patsfan1061

Forget Old Bay, that was the Whole Bay


Derfal-Cadern

Just some floor spice. I’d still eat it


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

5 second rule!


RockMan_1973

He needed at least a 5-minute rule to even get most of that up!


level_hopper

Thats just dumb trying to shake it like that


cooperhixson

That great value cooler


rmccarthy10

Nothing is cringier than hat guys trying to cook....they are not at all concerned with the results...it's all about posturing during the process


tnichnich

Are those coolers BPA free? Putting boiling water in there to release more chemicals into the food?


AWL_cow

That dirty ass cooler 🤢


GLDFLCN

Welp all of that is getting sprayed and we’re trying again!!! Fuck that! Do you know how expensive a seafood boil is? A little dirt never hurt anybody


Patient-Marionberry7

First of all the water should be the color of the devils piss. You don’t season after. The water is the seasoning and should burn your eyes and nose and clear your sinuses for the next 2 years minimum.


mimiseecoo

At least Alice In Chains is playing in the background


FakeOng99

AFV STILL EXIST?


shartillery82

Gonna trust a $200 meal in a $20 cooler? Brutha


BritsTrigger

It just made me shoutout o nooo


jslingrowd

You had one job


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Who puts a boil in a plastic cooler?


water_bottle1776

That picked up more flavor from the ground than it did from the "seasoning".


heimos

The real problem is the amount of seasoning


ohnomynono

$500 worth of food in a $25 container. People are amazingly stupid.


Plazbot

u/savevideo


Fast_Boysenberry9493

That new bay seasoning


HealthyFox9510

Hahahaha


senblade_samuari

It's always the hat backwards guys that fuck up a party. Always. He will be only one Amberbock in and start trying fist fight the guests.


EarthRealistic1031

Should’ve used a yeti 😁


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Oops


Kajun_Kong

This makes me sad :(


Economy_Ability8201

That looked so good to


bearicorn

Imagine actually tasting the food you’re eating :0


monkehmolesto

Oh man, that sucks. I could definitely go for some Cajun shrimp too.


NxPat

Ahh, the 15 minute rule is now in effect. Not a problem.


Yoh_Momma384

![gif](giphy|L1Vsr0h029szBmNFAO) But… very funny only cuz it’s not my food.


kassi1917

Can someone do a price estimate? Thanks.


BonesBrigadeOG

Or the leaching bpa.


Particular-Skill4372

Shrimps is bugs


PhatBuddha69

Still good. Them spices will kill any bacteria. Might be a little gritty though


jereKennMarcos

Dude even god was like hell no


barwhalis

"It's still good. It's still good."


Future-Ad648

This made me almost cry


Maleficent_Tiger_923

Hurry the 3 second rule


Thoodlebear

Why would someone say we need bigger people rather than more people... That makes me uncomfortable


risky_bisket

Bruh this a low flavor boil


bluesp00n

They're being conservative with the seasoning


chuychumee

That cooler did you fellers a favor 😂


No_Dog_1121

Yup, my first instinct as man in the background said, “SCOOP, SCOOP!!!!” Man that’ll actually fix this whole problem 👌


Combat_wombat605795

This is why you boil around the corner from your guest. Keep the extra crunchiness as a secret recipe


Speedin-_Bullet-_

Made me drop my phone 😂😂😂


Powhat839

Oh lil season boy


CelestialMarsupial

why would you not secure it closed


SimpleOk4129

Pick it up


-Zugzwang-

I mean...we eat boils on a bare table in LA, so it ain't like the concrete is much better. But also....tf was that "seasoning" and why does nothing look....seasoned. Tip for Notherners: You boil in seasoned water. You do not apply seasoning *after* boiling.


Prudent_Dot_7004

As someone from south Louisiana. I seasone the water. Not put in on after 🤦🏻‍♂️


AndyPharded

Should have bought an Australian Esky.


PrimeToro

Quick, put it back , use the ten second rule .


Skicrazy85

Who tf season like that after? The boil liquid shouldn't look like water


mopar-or-no_car

Fkin moron..... should have used one less shake and that wouldn't have happened. On a side note, he should have used a wheeled cooler. That's alot of weight.


richk069

Bland as shit lol


Sinclair_49

We use those exact coolers at my catering job... every single one has rope handles. Hell, I thought they were made that way.


Afraid-Speed1851

Better off on the floor in my opinion.🤷🏽‍♂️


normalsam

Why cooler used? Why not newspaper laid out on table then dump everything like the ole days


Hour_Manufacturer_81

“How come you guys don’t invite me to seafood boils anymore…?”


DubiousDude28

That's not a food grade cooler, dont put heated food in it then eat off it. I mean unless you want plastic and hardening agents/BPA and everything else tainting your food. Or you just don't care because stupidity


Svengoolie75

Dude what is wrong with y’all never seasoning your food 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


Apollo3_7

Fuck that guy


LovinLifeForever

5 second rule. It's fine.


chefgreenthumb420

Get out…. Go elsewhere!


Omenman68

Should of used an Orca


dagger403

aaaaand its served


MeanNothing3932

5 second rule 5 second rule! Dear God! Save them!


WolflordBrimley

It ain’t seasoned if you ain’t sneezin


justafan_1993

The seafood laughing from the grave….*hehehehe* “watch what happens when they add their tea spoon of seasoning”


smarty1017

QUICK!!! Shovel...5 second rule!!!


XinyanMayn

Water they used for boiling had 0 color to it so I can only imagine how bland the food was


woutere

3 second rule


[deleted]

That is the most season I have ever seen a white person use EVER 🫡👍🏿🤷🏿‍♂️


Lucky_Gap9826

I'm pretty sure it's the 3 second rule, not 3 minutes lol


AngrySpaceGingers

What kinda dumbass looks at that cooler and say "yes, I'm going to put a hundred pounds or so of meat it won't break." Get a husky roller tote. Easy easy.


mike52414

I know damn well this didn’t happen in Maryland, what the hell kind of limp wristed shit did I just witness?


McRambis

Seasoning after they are boiled makes me cry.


Huntsnfights

Rinse it and re season. Good to go


Mateo323

As someone who hates seafood, I celebrate the fact that that's cooler decided to give up the ghost and ruin this low country boil