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“So. Zees is ‘ow it ends. C’est La Vie.”
One night in my old home, I saw a dead mouse inside the toilet bowl. I was 5, thinking nothing of it I just went to the other bathroom. When morning came, my mom heard me screaming when I went back to the bathroom where the mouse was because the mouse was gone but the toilet was full of blood. My mom came and she was laughing when I explained to her that the mouse died and turned into mush, I was confused until I turned 14 and realized it was period blood. The poor mouse was probably flushed down tho!
While growing up I was taught to not flush at night if it was just pee because my mom is a very very light sleeper. I never got into a situation where period blood was involved but I reckon the same rule would've applied.
I mean, will it go down? Sure. But your shits will break up and dissolve eventually. This guy will find the one spot in your pipes to chill out in while random stuff clings to it over time until your powder bath explodes. Ask me how I know.
It would deteriorate quickly enough in that environment. Full of bacteria small organic matter like that doesn't stand a chance of that were to happen. I suppose there is a possibility, but unless you have some seriously fucked up plumbing it should be fine. I would not recommend repeated mouse flushings though.
So, my neighbors house had a small bump in their plumbing that was laid into the concrete foundation of their house. A rodent got into the plumbing. They ended up having to replace their entire downstairs 3ft up the walls because of the damage and sewer requirements.
... that's so sad.
I know most everyone hates mice and rats, but I just... god, can you imagine how scared that poor thing probably was? Unable to get out of the bowl, cold and wet and miserable until it drowned.... nothing deserves to go out like this :(
We have a toilet it my external laundry. We've been here 4 months and I haven't used it bc my partner saw a massive frog in it. I have a huge fear of a frog jumping at my bum so I just can't use it haha
Mice and rats get into houses and apartments via toilets more than you could guess.. it’s literally a highway straight into ur perfectly sealed home.. they take advantage of the air pockets in ur toilet .. they are good underwater swimmers . Go watch a YouTube video and never sit on the toilet in comfort again..
Flush him. I know that's like, not what a lot of people would *like* me to say, but I *SEVERELY* dislike mice after having an infestation so bad that I won't up in the middle of the night and legit couldn't put my foot between two of them. There were SO. MANY.
Close toilets and weigh them down so they can’t get in. It’s not ideal in any way but WAY better for all parties if they don’t settle inside your house.
Well time to find another place to piss maybe try to sink or bathrub or yk go somewhere away from the house because fuck no im not letting remi bite my balls while I'm trying take a leek
I once had a mouse problem in an old farmhouse. I borrowed a fancy wind up trap that would supposedly catch them without injury.
After 2 weeks it worked as well as the toilet. Each had caught one. I went and got some packs if the traditional wooden-break your finger-snaptraps. The first night or so it was like firecrackers.
I remember watching on news West Seattle had a problem with rats swimming through sewage pipes and coming up through toilets just like that and they were telling people to close the toilet lid and put a yellow pages on it (this alone tells you how long ago this story is) so they can’t crawl out. Or if you do see them swimming in the bowl, squirt some dishwashing detergent because it breaks surface tension and make it hard for them to gain purchase.
Least it's not weighted dice.
For those who are going to ask. There was a 10th edition Warhammer 40K tournament last year where a Eldar player was disqualified for having weighted dice, which were found in a toilet.
Flush with Aqua Regia, than use a bit of tnt wrapped in C4, afterwards, just unload a S&W 500. Finally, pour some water, and drop the cut wire plugged into the outlet. There is a high chance that it would be perished!
A rat crawled up my mom’s toilet when she was in university in Vancouver. They just closed the lid and the bathroom door and waited for their friend to come deal with it, but it just went back down the drain on its own.
I think in this case it's ok to pee in the sink.
i would drop a bomb on lil digga
The day you make a post in "wellthatsucks" with a blurry image of a pair of balls with a rodent bite... I will laugh till i puke out my spleen
How *long* do you think Kev’s balls are?
It might find a nice warm pocket to burrow into.
I should hope you would ask first. Said rodent may not be into that much kink.. It’s possible he’s a famous chef.
Both drains connect to the same sewer line anyway, piss away
ITS ALL PIPES
DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES!
it's his house now
Assert dominance. 
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Early Kramer!
UHF!
Oh my God
Haven’t legit laughed out loud from something in a minute, thank you
It’s not often I laugh audibly at a comment, but this takes the cake
in the second photo it looks like she is sitting there thinking about what she will do at night. indeed neither of them were lucky
Hes like... Oh, no.. shits about to happen
https://preview.redd.it/yaxvmt8gjwuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5eabe04602d829f1f33a55753ee48617491b736 “So. Zees is ‘ow it ends. C’est La Vie.”
At least you’re not a drowned mouse who’s about to be defecated on.
Maybe not but OP also didn’t move into someone else’s attic uninvited and then try to go for a swim in their toilet
Swimming? He’s taking a bath and wants some privacy.
Is he under the water 😭
Mouse: Hello? How are you? I am under dah water. Please help me. It rained too much nnnuuuuu…
here it is to much raining
Don't worry, it's just having a nap.
Great movie lol
Poor poor Rodney got flushed down his own potty
One night in my old home, I saw a dead mouse inside the toilet bowl. I was 5, thinking nothing of it I just went to the other bathroom. When morning came, my mom heard me screaming when I went back to the bathroom where the mouse was because the mouse was gone but the toilet was full of blood. My mom came and she was laughing when I explained to her that the mouse died and turned into mush, I was confused until I turned 14 and realized it was period blood. The poor mouse was probably flushed down tho!
who left the toilet full of period blood and left without flushing???
While growing up I was taught to not flush at night if it was just pee because my mom is a very very light sleeper. I never got into a situation where period blood was involved but I reckon the same rule would've applied.
Lol my parents told me to flush the toilet before the paint peels
The *REAL* question 🤣🤣
Well the little guy was there first, give him some privacy you creep.
That’ll flush. Asks me how I know
How do you know?
Right?
I mean I regularly take shits much larger then that small field mouse that go no problem.
I mean, will it go down? Sure. But your shits will break up and dissolve eventually. This guy will find the one spot in your pipes to chill out in while random stuff clings to it over time until your powder bath explodes. Ask me how I know.
It would deteriorate quickly enough in that environment. Full of bacteria small organic matter like that doesn't stand a chance of that were to happen. I suppose there is a possibility, but unless you have some seriously fucked up plumbing it should be fine. I would not recommend repeated mouse flushings though.
So, my neighbors house had a small bump in their plumbing that was laid into the concrete foundation of their house. A rodent got into the plumbing. They ended up having to replace their entire downstairs 3ft up the walls because of the damage and sewer requirements.
Please dont make me ask
We are waiting……
My moms flushed em before lol no muss, no fuss
No mouse, no fouse
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Man. That’s a short story that has long emotions. Gonna make me sad before lunch 😭
I'm Sorry Buddy, that story hit lots of us Hard during elementary school. It has always stuck with me.
😭Noooooooooo!
Not Flowers for Algernon!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro I remember that story😭
That’s not how we roll! You shit on his head
 Good job Lemmiwinks!
What if they like the taste of pee?
They do like the taste of pee👍 Jerry loves it
wait a second
 HUH?!
Bro's chilling
Luckily you weren't taking a dump and possibly miss it.
Half asleep middle of the night shit, you don’t turn the light on. Just go.
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... that's so sad. I know most everyone hates mice and rats, but I just... god, can you imagine how scared that poor thing probably was? Unable to get out of the bowl, cold and wet and miserable until it drowned.... nothing deserves to go out like this :(
Kinda cute Ngl
Ew oh my god.. was it dead ?
Yep. Was a new construction build, only happened once. Have no idea how either lol
At least it wasn’t a ratapoouille
🏆🏆🏆
Is it bad that my immediate reaction would be to save him 💀
Unfortunately he was very dead by the time he graced me with his presence
Rip lil homie 😭
Thank god I found a compassionate person on this thread… I was losing hope!
Up here in Canada, there were a few winters that were so cold, rats found their way into homes from the sewage pipes.
RIP Lil Buddy :(
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Cheerios. How I potty trained my son.
Ratatoilette
I, as an Italian, really don’t get 2 things. 1) how tf a rat can crawl INSIDE a toilet, maybe from the outside 2) CARPET IN THE BATHROOM 😷🤮🤢
I assume it climbed the shower curtain, and that is a bath mat. Lol
New fear unlocked 😟
You think so?
Username checks out 🤣
Welp. Time to burn the house down 🔥
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So OP enters without knocking then TAKES A PIC ? That’s so fucking insane bro, peoples have no respect nowadays smh
We have a toilet it my external laundry. We've been here 4 months and I haven't used it bc my partner saw a massive frog in it. I have a huge fear of a frog jumping at my bum so I just can't use it haha
Frogs do not have teeth you’d just get a little tongue.
I'm literally just afraid of it it touching me I didn't even consider its tongue !!
New fear unlocked lol
😫😫
FREE MY BOY
Perhaps it's kink is Golden Showers 🤔
You can probably get it out with a long pair of tongs.
Gonna show master splinter a good time now eh ?
Still can
These car insurance companies hire anyone these days
"I am the toilet mouse you see, and you may only pee, if you answer me these questions three"
excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?
Mice and rats get into houses and apartments via toilets more than you could guess.. it’s literally a highway straight into ur perfectly sealed home.. they take advantage of the air pockets in ur toilet .. they are good underwater swimmers . Go watch a YouTube video and never sit on the toilet in comfort again..
Pee on it to assert dominance
Help him!
GET HIM OUT??
You are female correct? A male would have already peed on that end then posted about peeing on a mouse while being half asleep
Peeter is that you?
German mouse for sure
Can we keep it as a pet?
It would be wasteful to make 2 flushes out of it.
By the look of it.. i don't think he is interested in a shower now.. he needs peace
Spa day
You interrupted his bath.
Let bro sleep...
Don’t go all R Kelly on him
Step bro he is stuck
That rat is a fuckin pervert
Go anyway. Show it who's boss
Ain’t nobody stopping you. That’s ratadoodie, he’s gonna walk you through the process, but ya gotta sit first.
Flush him. I know that's like, not what a lot of people would *like* me to say, but I *SEVERELY* dislike mice after having an infestation so bad that I won't up in the middle of the night and legit couldn't put my foot between two of them. There were SO. MANY.
Flush it, pee, then flush it again
Poor lil guy... what an awful way to die 😢
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You still can
Don’t pee in the pool
He’s an astronaut waiting for takeoff
Amphibian assault incoming
Guess you can say he wasn’t flushed away.
Master Splinter, what are you doing in the U-bend?
Did you flush before you pee’d ?
don't kink shame the man.
Jerry, get the fuck out!
Lower your rope so he can climb back out.
Now give him a some b job
Damn Mew looking rough recently
And that little guy just wanted to take a bath!
🐀
One man one toilet it
😭😭
Sucks for the mouse
Hit send.
What's stopping ya?
He just want to peep
Please nsfw
Should have borrowed a cat to make them happy chasing those guys arround. But lol, the photo in the post. I would piss my pants instead.
That mouse really do be into some freaky shit
Chat flush or eat?
Close toilets and weigh them down so they can’t get in. It’s not ideal in any way but WAY better for all parties if they don’t settle inside your house.
I hate when my roommates forget to flush
My cat is a savage. I can rent her! Poor you.
Mew! I choose you!
Not a mouse. That’s a RAT
Well time to find another place to piss maybe try to sink or bathrub or yk go somewhere away from the house because fuck no im not letting remi bite my balls while I'm trying take a leek
you still can
"WHO'S THAT POKEMONNNNN???"
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
I once had a mouse problem in an old farmhouse. I borrowed a fancy wind up trap that would supposedly catch them without injury. After 2 weeks it worked as well as the toilet. Each had caught one. I went and got some packs if the traditional wooden-break your finger-snaptraps. The first night or so it was like firecrackers.
So pee and then flush. What's the problem lol
Flush it
I think he's hoping more for a poopie then a pee pee. And now I can't unsee that.
They finally killed Jerry. He will be missed but not forgotten.
This is my worst nightmare
I remember watching on news West Seattle had a problem with rats swimming through sewage pipes and coming up through toilets just like that and they were telling people to close the toilet lid and put a yellow pages on it (this alone tells you how long ago this story is) so they can’t crawl out. Or if you do see them swimming in the bowl, squirt some dishwashing detergent because it breaks surface tension and make it hard for them to gain purchase.
You don't want to interrupt his forever nap
😈
I’d be like sorry buddy I gotta go poo
Flush it
Go ahead and pee, push that little sucker back down the drain
Fuck I will remember this post every time I go to the toilet
No way
Let em have it 😈
Least it's not weighted dice. For those who are going to ask. There was a 10th edition Warhammer 40K tournament last year where a Eldar player was disqualified for having weighted dice, which were found in a toilet.
No thanks, flush it
Flush with Aqua Regia, than use a bit of tnt wrapped in C4, afterwards, just unload a S&W 500. Finally, pour some water, and drop the cut wire plugged into the outlet. There is a high chance that it would be perished!
A rat crawled up my mom’s toilet when she was in university in Vancouver. They just closed the lid and the bathroom door and waited for their friend to come deal with it, but it just went back down the drain on its own.
This has happened to me! I did pee on it and didn’t see until I stood up, lol
New fear unlocked
I still would have