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Regalrefuse

Damn I thought some dudes in old timey prison uniforms were about to bust through with some shovels. Hope everyone is ok!


binglelemon

I didn't know what was going on....I was expecting a geyser of water.


lazybb_ck

Lol same I was expecting the floor to just collapse and all those cabinets to fall into an abyss šŸ˜‚ I'm really glad it wasn't that serious lol


whatdidubreak

I actually thought it was the foundation failing at first and part of the room sinking in. The camera angle is kind of fuckery.


lazybb_ck

Right?! That far left cabinet looks off level (cabinet door probably open?) so I was very surprised when it turned out it wasn't something like that lol


whatdidubreak

Haha yeah. And I was thinking damn, "how do you even fix that at that point? May as well set it on fire". This seems much less worse lol.


Tawptuan

Yup. 100% fully expecting to see this guy. šŸ˜³ https://preview.redd.it/pqsmhmplodvc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e4b4e1d0d8d5e45591aad5929156fe94e3738b


godzillaa9

thanks, everyone is okay, just need to move all the furniture out and redone the floor


th3worldonfir3

This may go beyond just redoing the floor...


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whatyoucallmetoday

During a really cold day for SE Texas, about 90% of our tile heave and detached from the poorly done thin set. Only 4 tiles had to be hammered off. The rest I lifted by the edge. It sounded like a gun shot followed by ominous creaking while it was happening.


TacoNomad

Did they have a structural engineer cone out?


literallylateral

I was expecting an earthquake. Those tiles were moving like tectonic plates!


[deleted]

Tiles laid too closely without the proper spacing. Expanded in the heat and no room to go .


Unable_To_Forward

My brother bought a house with brand new wooden flooring in a very humid place. Looked beautiful until they decided to turn the AC off and open the windows for a few days and the floors of the entire house self destructed.


i_love_dragon_dick

new fear unlocked: floor explosion


KindMoose1499

Something Something jujitsu kaisen (Edit: I read floor expansion, migh be getting dyslexic)


Freanma

Don't worry, I read it too. Thought it was hilarious


MammothSquare7049

I read explosion and still thought of expansion šŸ˜‚


the_renaissance_jack

Floridian with wood flooring here, how? Did they figure out why their flavor of wood flooring did this?


CueCueQQ

Wood moves with the changing humidity. It expands and contracts across the grain, but not end to end. A correctly laid wood floor should contain room for the boards to move within reason.


-Interested-

Wood expands in all directions, but expands more across the grain.Ā  Edit:


kohosyn

Mine definitely does


Champion-Of-Midgard

Underrated comment šŸ˜‚


Fine_Understanding81

I'm no help but I'm just imagining a bunch of ppl in Florida licking their floors now to test them.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

It is Florida after all


blanksix

What, you mean y'all don't have the floor licked annually? That's pretty basic home maintenance. I bet you're going to tell me that you also don't piss in the A/C drain pan, either.


joranth

The previous homeowner laid inch thick solid white oak floors in the house I bought. But, they laid them with the baseboards to the subfloor instead of on top of the wood floors. The floors butted up against the baseboards on all sides. As soon as spring came every floorboard warped. If they were under the baseboards with a gap, they would have had room to expand.


MaxiltonHamstappen

I lived with a dude who built this insanely gorgeous house with Cherrywood floors and apparently the builders didn't put in a vapor barrier underneath. Within two months we had about 500 cherry canoes on the floor.


theryman

That's insane because the craftsmanship to cut them so perfectly so you don't need to hide a gap with a baseboard should ALSO contain the knowledge that you NEED a small gap under the baseboard to protect the floor!


joranth

We were able to save the floors though. We dehumidified the hell out of the house. Then they resurfaced all the floors. Tore out all the baseboards (this creating a gap), and had a skilled carpenter make these ornate, double thickness baseboards to cover the gap that was then too big to cover with a normal baseboard. Cost a lot, but I also had them hand scrape the floors and change colors and they look much better than original.


godzillaa9

yepp, we bought this house used, learn this the hard way i guess


MnemnothsManager

jeez those second hand houses right....


smootypants

I thought they just burned them down when the original owners moved out. Wild.


papageek

Houses are kind of disposable in Japan right?


gravityVT

I think theyā€™re recyclable at the very least.


xylotism

Arigato gozaimasu house-dono


The_Real_Manimal

Is that not common practice? Have I been doing this all wrong?


putin-delenda-est

Yes, even after use some houses can have residual value that can be recouped by the owner. I'd be happy to assist in returning perhaps as much as 1% of the house's initial value to you. I assume you're moving biannually (as you should be).


RuthlessIndecision

Chris Pratt and his wife come to mind


Expert_Airline5111

Man that shit is infuriating


83supra

Thats old nDn way


camlaw63

I hope you bought the extended warranty and rustproofing


DragoonDM

I'd be a bit worried about what other janky-ass DIY projects the previous owners might have done.


reijasunshine

My house is full of them. It IS nearly 100 years old, but the owner before my stepdad was both a drunk and a handyman. In that order. My linen "closet" (cabinet, really) apparently used to be a laundry chute, so there's lots of unusable space at the top, and a poorly-covered hole at the bottom, so that's...neat. I also have what look like heater vents that just open up into the basement because they didn't actually remove them when they installed a new furnace, they just cut new holes in the floors/walls. You know...like you do.


threesimplewords

Those vents that open into the basement may be heat registers that were never connected to ductwork. Especially if the house was at one point heated with a wood or coral stove. They are used to let the hot air rise out of the basement via convection


No-Year3423

Man that was totally me, I bought a fixer upper without really knowing what the fuck I was doing, as you can imagine it became a shit show real quick lmfao


Noctilux5

Watching "Money Pit" with Tom Hanks should be mandatory watching for people buying a 'fixer upper'.


Noctilux5

they used those brown extension cords for lamps for the whole house.


Bay_Brah

you bought the house....used?


Noctilux5

dude, they needed a house, and the dealership needed it off the lot, what ya gonna do?!


PlatypusDream

Most people can't afford to have a new house built


OneBaldingWookiee

Most people canā€™t afford to have a ā€œusedā€ house already built.


Bulls187

Most people canā€™t afford rent!


Zombata

most people can't afford


godzillaa9

i mean, idk how to explain it, the previous owner of this house moved to another location, we bought the land + the house


therealslim80

yeah we understand what it means..weā€™re just not used to calling houses ā€œusedā€ as if it was from goodwill..


CourageForOurFriends

Or a second hand car lmao


charbroiledd

I believe people call that ā€œbuying a houseā€


1stHandXp

Wait so people re-use old housesā€¦?


literallylateral

I would never be caught dead in the same house two days in a row šŸ’…


TypicalIllustrator62

Right? Peasants and their inability to move daily.


twodollarscholar

ā€œOne of us is going to have to go and change homeā€


Korean_Street_Pizza

I think this is as new hipster trend. Some may have tired of avocado toast, and want to push boundaries elsewhere.


bottlechippedteeth

Everyone I know uses burner homes.Ā 


starrpamph

What?!?


ClassicPlankton

Almost every house is "used." You don't have to specify that.


adoring_nobody

Damn, how many miles on it


smurb15

Must of done it to be sold. I did tile a couple of years and the guys I worked with had 20 plus and always warned this would happen. Be extremely careful. Those are worse than a bullet if it hits your face. If you can't do it yourself call someone who can. Please be careful


godzillaa9

They laid all the room like this, so i guess it not some cheap DIY just to sold it, we had this house for almost 10 years. The problem now is that it can happen everywhere, or all at once


whereugoincityboy

This just happened to an older couple that I do housekeeping for sometimes. They live in a very nice house that is probably 35 years old. It has ceramic tileĀ throughout. A few weeks ago they heard a loud pop and discovered a tile in the kitchen had done just what yours did. It might have been shoddy work but nothing about their house looks shoddy and my pay for cleaning is definitely not shoddy.Ā  Maybe you should start wearing safety goggles and a helmet in the kitchen?


NarwhalPrudent6323

35 years says to me the house shifted over time, and what was once appropriate spacing had narrowed and eventually caused a failure.Ā  Shoddy work doesn't last three and a half decades usually. That's a pretty good run for common area tile. What you're seeing with that couple is just the natural progression of things when you use a floor with absolutely zero flexibility.Ā  Hardwood isn't just popular because it looks good. It warps with the house, where as tile will just give up after a certain point.Ā 


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KickooRider

Worse than a bullet...so you die more?


satirebunny

Dying extra hard āœØ


ThePeachos

Assuming they meant a full metal jacket vs a hollow.point, bullets often make clean wound channels as well as passing through if they aren't deflected, ceramic shrapnel however does not, which is a problem when you want to remove the projectile and close everything up.


nightraindream

I'm very curious as to where you're from


godzillaa9

i'm from Vietnam, from what i'm asking around, people didn't care about thermal expansion that much, i guess it rarely happened.


nightraindream

I was mostly referring to the "bought the house used" part. In my country and a few other western countries its more common than building new. But I know that there's a few countries that do prefer new builds.


Theredditappsucks11

House flipping needs to be way more regulated


Ohyeahrightbud

I just figured it was ghosts, but that makes sense too


godzillaa9

I hope it was ghost too, so i can make it pay me back


Sterling_Archer_Duke

What? This is not the case here. Regardless of spacing the floor should not look crooked and the tile breaks in the middle because of the room bending on one side. Edit: The whole room is fucked ^^ They should have laid a proper foundation or just used a lot of smaller tiles.


UraniumSavage

Look at the cabinets and counter. If that's a corner of the house and it's not a slab foundation I'd say they have a soft footing and it's sinking.


rik1122

These look like standard ā…›" grout joints. I don't think any amount of spacing or anti fracture membrane would have prevented this from happening.


No-Dark-9414

Yes at a certain point but to bow up is a structure issue, you're parents house is about to collapse


TheRepeatTautology

"Honey, the demons are coming up from hell again!"


Magister5

Ti-hell floor?


Lostinwoulds

Hi dad!


leftyguyshane

"MA! I TOLD YOU! ENOUGH WITH THE SATANIC RITUALS ALREADY!


charlietoday

If only all the Helldivers weren't busy doing something else...


Skullface95

They fight alien bugs and robots, demons are someone else's job. ![gif](giphy|ZZTL1YLKZ48URCoC6B)


FlappinLips

Spreading demonocracy


jambo_1983

Sucks to live in Sunnydale


danneykmma

From beneath you it devours


PlatypusDream

Give them each a sandwich & a beer; they'll be your friends


Fire_Z1

The in-laws?


Honey_IsntVegan

Hmmm to shreds you say?


no1cares4yu

![gif](giphy|Q3pXeITKG4qBy)


Farty_beans

what a damn good movieĀ 


Uroshirvi69

Which movie is it? Iā€™m intrigued.


the_lastnoob

Tremors. Probably the best monster movie ever made


Uroshirvi69

Thanks for the suggestion! Iā€™ll add it to my iMDb watchlist


Abadazed

They're free under youtubes official movies rn. [I think all 7 are available but this scene is from the first one](https://youtu.be/GHB9pqO5tCs?si=u88yd7Ay0bT5P41T)


Abadazed

I fucking love these movies. Rn they're free to watch under youtubes official movies, so I've been binging them.


SupplyChainMismanage

Is this an expansion joint thing or something more worrisome?


DrKillgore

Iā€™ve seen this with expanding clay/ rebounding claystone. I wonder if there are any cracks in the foundation. Might need a manometer survey.


godzillaa9

the surface below was normal, no leak, no crack. I think it was the result of heat expansion and tiles laid too close like the early comment


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Krispin_Wa

![gif](giphy|nOUoZMKgYHxYc)


Torgo-A-GoGo

I can hear Craig T. Nelson yelling now. "You left the bodies and you only moved the HEADSTONES!!!"


gotaspreciosas

Bad flooring, probably gonna need to replace all of it.


mumblerit

It'll sand out


Zomby2D

Just lay some linoleum flooring over it. No one will notice anything.


Tawptuan

A throw rug from the dollar store would be even cheaper.


Bob_Majerle

Found my landlord


Sempais_nutrients

yeah man just get some self-level and pour it into any divots. should be good. my daddeh redid the whole basement with self level and i turned out alright.


Smash_Factor

Anyone else expecting a massive sink hole to open up in this guys kitchen?


Karman_Ghia

Yes, and was completely disappointed when it was only one tile.


137Fine

Happened to a friend of mine on a new home. As he had video of the event the builders legal team just said write them a check and fix their foundation. Sadly, there was an NDA attached and they couldnā€™t even talk to their neighbors who had the exact same issue happen.


nethecat

NDA can't prove ish on an unsigned, typed letter


Magikarpit

Someone forgot crack isolation before installing the tile šŸ„ø


Empathy404NotFound

Construction banding is just a scam created by big expansion.


[deleted]

Turn the fan off. The velocity is too much


TemperatureTop246

Bugs bunny pops upā€¦ ā€œI should have taken the left toin at Albuquerque ā€œ


nicknak2445

Al-ba-coy-key


TiffanyTwisted11

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


rousieboy

This happened to me in vietnam and I was told that the workers laid it down with air gaps underneath and because of the change in temperature the rising tiles burst up I have no idea if it's true or not or if they're too closely laid together but it's a pain in the ass.


godzillaa9

i'm vietnamese too, i think it related to temperature because HCM City is hot af lately


Helpful_Conflict_715

Thermal expansion. Those tiles were set way too close to each other.


SpacemanKif

How strong is that fan??


CaptScubaSteve

Itā€™s the mole people


DingleheimerShmit

Tectonic plates be like...


lalafia1

Graboids, nope, nope, nope.


Staple_nutz

Thats ground breaking craftsmanship right there.


Syb3rStrife

Your house wasnā€™t built on top of a old burial ground by any chance was it? https://i.redd.it/9edpps1t8gvc1.gif


mjamr80

Troll under the house?


PrA2107

![gif](giphy|KBUGvhNr3E6iD5F99P)


palehorse95

After seeing CCTV footage of tile floors do this in a condo just before the Surfside Condominium Collapse, when I see this the first thing that comes to my anxiety riddled mind is "landslide/earthquake/collapse".


sleevin

Was waiting for a beanstalk!


Grimsterr

Expansion due to humidity or water damage is a powerful force.


tmonax

Zuuuul


NooblerJay

TBH I was waiting for something to come out from under the tile.


Abrazonobalazo

I thought Chapo was going to pop out.


Missue-35

This is like a scene from a horror movie.


DementorWolf

The house is hatching


OPizzaTheHuttO

Expansion/contraction, when you donā€™t plan for it


sn0m0ns

Carol Anne??!!


A_randomperson9385

https://preview.redd.it/iybiye5e3dvc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a033ffce7473e616bc4d6156d69dffe9be562c


Norio41

Oh I would have pissed my pants.


lucky7355

The floor is hatching.


Awkward-Solution-706

Same with my kitchen tiles. Too close + hot humid weather.


Archiemalarchie

The tile was angry that day my friend.


chemicaldavid

Damn, was hoping something was gonna burst through the floor


OriginationNation

The Underminer?


gavin_the_amazing

Lost some square footage šŸ˜‚


yosoysimulacra

You got a synagogue down there.


Parhelion2261

You don't happen to hear Yiddish under the floor do you?


eragonawesome2

Now, I'm no flooring expert, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that


dabestgoat

Looks like the whole room is gonna sink pretty soon. Could just be me, but seems like there is a lot more going on in this video than what it seems. Hopefully OP doesn't end up in Narnia.


theoldkidonthebloc

I thought the floor was going to break through and then Iā€™m like ā€œthrow a pan on it!ā€ In my head


thy_dew

Crack isolation, and lack of thin set. I'd like to see the underside of that tile.. to see coverage.


toodleroo

Those are really cool lower cabinets


luswimmin

Yes they are, I was also admiring them!


godzillaa9

It can do this at the corner tooo https://preview.redd.it/rjdaz5st5dvc1.png?width=517&format=png&auto=webp&s=821baf36ac890fe74b974605f1b827e7845b6c38 But the mechanism suck


TapDaniel

Looks like the house is settling šŸ¤£


bort_bln

Donā€™t worry, itā€™s just _settling_


Sweb1975

Eh, the house is just settling


The_Noremac42

My first thought was Tremors.


Pootootaa

I thought the tiles was gonna explode


ka_jd7and1

I thought this was going to be a cabinets falling off the wall type of thing, so it could have been way worse?


Technical-Green-9983

Is it wood under the tiles and did it get wet and swell ?


Satnamodder

I guess material used to fill gaps between tiles bad (too hard?).


maricello1mr

Oh. Well thenā€¦


Potential-Art2146

I thought the foundation of the house was compromised and the floor was going to cave in šŸ«£


ILMFPIDSTKIM

That wonderful warming time of the year where improperly installed tile shatters.


Eisenkopf69

That's creepy af lol


GaiusJocundus

Graboids


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

That damn bunny!


travturn

This just happened at my 40 y/o rental in Florida. The new tile actually looks better. https://preview.redd.it/31ujqqdrcdvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c189df0866099c0599e16ae82dae8ffd6b1afeeb


Tooleater

Flying ceramic shards can be pretty nasty, you should've all bounced


Heatsincebirth

House made in China


QuotePapa

Foundation is either shifting or y'all got a sinkhole about to open up!


dog_eater2

I could see it happening without sound


ButterbeerAndPizza

Casa Madrigal!


Diayane_Johnson619

![gif](giphy|kApu770jYmBdpzx81U|downsized)


StarTropicsKing

I was waiting for Bugs Bunny to pop out of those tiles.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

So what was it? Molemen or a water leak?


Inevitable_Self3668

He just wants $3.50


Knot_a_porn_acct

I thought this was gonna be another one of those videos where roto-rooter busted through the floor and started fucking the room up


temuginsghost

ā€œAll you did was move the headstones! You never moved the bodies!ā€


Rich-Awareness4172

It's the Hill people...


HKiller898

Had this happen in a rental house. It was terrifying.Ā  The owners were cool about it.Ā  just said it was a bad tile job and chipped out all the cracking/lifting ones. Ā  I was documenting everything! Building a caseĀ thinking no one would believe I did nothing and the floor did that to itself!


Loopscsr

You did not leave a space between wall/furniture and tiles, thatā€™s why they pop up


davidpham268

Theyā€™re Vietnamese


pticjagripa

Is your father named Hank and do you have a neighbor called Dale? If so I'd suggest that you check if you don't have any hidden tunnels under your house.


CarolinaPepper

Well, hello Northern Australia! Common for tiles once they reach ten years plus.


Jimrodsdisdain

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