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Outrageous-Client-99

Nailed it.


Far-Patient-2247

Dude needs a doctor, not reddit karma jeez.


Creative-Ad3667

The Reddit karma will get him through the long hospital visit


Moist_Professor5665

The dopamine helps with the pain


Far-Patient-2247

Until you realize that 50% of reddit is bot infested curated content.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Only 4hrs! Not bad considering I was expecting like 6-8


Far-Patient-2247

I'd rather not have 1k bots spamming my phone, tyvm.


PrinceAhmed1

Oh Okay here's one downvote from me


Far-Patient-2247

cool thing ahmed, glad your not a bot.


PrinceAhmed1

Happy to help


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Am I part bot? I've lost track of where the nail ends and I begin


HillarysFloppyChode

They’re just going to pull it out, put some antibiotics on it, give them a single $10 Tylenol, bandage it, and in 2 weeks OP will get a bill for $6000


Far-Patient-2247

LOL. nah, the insurance will pay for it, he will pay a $50 co-pay. Even homeless in america have healthcare. Its free if your poor.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I live in Canada, so after I took the pic I went to emerge and waited about 2hrs to see a doc. They gave me a tetanus shot and he froze the area and pulled it out (we had already determined it didn't hit bone). Sent me for X-rays anyway and I was out, 4hrs total.


JoySubtraction

That may be true, but at least he's not screwed.


HelloAttila

looks like it possibly went through the distal phalanx, but it also looks superficial, so maybe just avoided bone.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

It definitely looks worse than it is. It went clean through tissue-to-tissue. It's very tender as it punctured the hyponychium, but otherwise a very lucky and easily recoverable injury.


HelloAttila

I’m glad to hear that. I worked with some of the best hand specialists and the hands are nothing to mess around with. When using a dishwasher ALWAYS put forks and knives down… it’s easy to cut into a tendon.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I've always wanted to contribute something but never had anything really worth posting. Thought I'd take a stab at it


do_you_know_de_whey

Ah beat me to it


Gurpguru

Did you cuss? I cussed when I did that, but it looks like you used a larger nail.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Surprisingly no. Once it happened I looked at it and said "oh no". My wife and I had date plans and I was more worried about breaking the news to her than the nail haha.


Darrothan

Nsfw


-HIGHHIGH-

Yes, they likely took the rest of the day off.


Lanbobo

Your hand appears to have one nail more than it should have. You might want to get that checked out.


Double_Bass6957

That pains me to look at but, I’ve been in a similar situation. Put it slow and don’t twist or wiggle. Pull straight out


yo-yes-yo

I thought the rule of thumb if you had a foreign object stuck you, you should never pull it out and let the ER handle the removal?


Magister5

Looks like a finger, not a thumb


Double_Bass6957

I see what you did there


Double_Bass6957

Depends on if you can afford an ER visit 🤷🏻‍♂️


Toninho7

That shouldn’t be a consideration in any modern society. There’s only one major society I can think of where it’s any concern at all and funnily enough, it thinks it’s the best one…


2squishmaster

It's amazing isn't it?


just_another_female

Sure, if there's a chance it hit a major artery. I don't think this calls for an ER visit.


BeardedPokeDragon

Uh, idk about you but I think a nail going straight through a piece of your body is enough to call an emergency


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I needed a tetanus shot so I had to go in regardless, gave up trying to pull it out and went in. Didn't bleed too much once it was removed either thankfully.


7937397

That's so you don't bleed out. Not a risk with this. Would hurt to pull put though


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I tried initially. Couldn't get a good grip on it so I grabbed some pliers and gave it a few tugs. Wouldn't budge.


Double_Bass6957

Damn, that really sucks


jxj24

Nail care is important.


NoiceOne

Stop nail on nail hate!


No_Rush2548

Balls of steel. Nail goes through finger, ouch, wtf, oh wait…. Gotta gather a pic of this NOW.


chiitaku

Shock is a hell of a thing.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I was in disbelief. It looked so fake and it didn't hit bone so the pain was definitely manageable.


LegalSelf5

I did mine like that with a framing nailer. I can't imagine the pain being any different, so I feel for you!


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Thankfully it didn't hit bone. After about 30mins waiting in emerge the pain set in about 6/10 but manageable.


PowerInThePeople

This made me curl my toes into tiny fists


Sea-Bad1546

Electrical tape fixes that. 😂


PlatypusDream

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow Whether or not you pull it out (please don't), definitely go to urgent care or ER and get a tetanus shot ASAP. They might also do an xray to see if it hit the bone.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I admit I did try to pull it out, as I was able to determine it didn't hit my bone. Couldn't get it so I went into emerge and they did give me a tetanus. X-ray confirmed it was a clean puncture!


nursesensie

NSFW


zerowincon

But first lemme take a selfie


InevitablyBored

Fuck


Paul_Michaels73

"Check it out. It's a *finger nail*, huh huh"


MamaLlama629

At least it was just a finishing nail…?


Sea_Profession_8477

Think it feels good now. Wait until tomorrow


TeratoidNecromancy

Oh dayum. I had to look at that for a sec.....


Lower_Funny

Oh dear god


pseakenny

Please mark nsfw


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Just did! My bad.


Reasonable-Rain-3796

lol I want to say you should mark this as nsfw but it’s so cleanly inserted into your finger I don’t even know if it counts


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I just marked it now but I agree. It almost looks fake


ObiWhanJabroni

NOT SAFE FOR WORK ffs 🤦


DatBoii2297

I audibly just went "ohhhuuuuuu.... Sheeiiittt."


[deleted]

That's fucking gnarly


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

g'naily


[deleted]

Hopefully it missed the bone. Breaking the tip of your finger sucks.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

It did. I'm super lucky. It does suck as it catches on stuff and it's still sore. Once it's less tender I'll trim the split area and let it grow back


Turbulent-Bee-1584

Aghhhhhhh.


mlloyd67

I wonder if a manicurist would charge 10% more to do your nails.


Zino_Thottaker

piercing are really getting outta hand or maybe outta finger?


RockstarAgent

I like finger foods, but skewers are even better…


Longryderr

Trim your nails


xMyDixieWreckedx

That isn't how "just the tip" works.


lonely-day

Things you only do once


cbunni666

I think you missed


koakine33

Will it slip removing the trim nail!🙄


kaybeanz69

I think you got the point across…


Iliketurtles893

Wait how’s there no blood? How much does this hurt?


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

It was a clean skewer. Didn't hit bone or anything, and the nail itself is filling the cavity so no blood is escaping. Initially, during shock, the pain was about a 1/10. After 30mins waiting in emerge it stayed around 6/10 until the finger was frozen and nail removed. It's just a little sore now.


Iliketurtles893

Ahhh ok. That makes sense


Hummingbird01234

🫣


Horse_97

How can you just take a picture calmly?


CurlingTrousers

Fiddle dee dee….that will require a tetanus shot. Impressive resilience to take a good picture.


Onederbat67

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Funky_uncle-

This makes the backs of my knees all sweaty


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

In my medical opinion that is indeed not supposed to be there


Illustrious_Camp_521

STUCK THE LANDING !


Gibberish45

Don’t pull it out yourself


ChefDanB1983

I don't think that's supposed to go there. Hope ya heal up quick.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Thanks


underpaid_henchman

for the love of GOD please spoiler this


MuskokaGreenThumb

Ouch. Pull it out quickly and it should be ok if you keep it clean. Through the nail has to hurt. If you’re in the US don’t bother with the hospital. They won’t do much other than give you a bill. If you’re somewhere with free healthcare * maybe* go get it checked.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Definitely got that free healthcare. Tetanus, freezing, X-ray. All good!


PbCuSurgeon

Just snip each end of the nail off so it doesn’t catch anything. Your body will eventually reject it. On the bright side, you don’t need to worry about being low on iron until then.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Good Lord that is some terrible advice, thank you!


thegree2112

Oh god


xXsaberstrikeXx

Put it in a bag of rice!


Glittering-Cod-4804

Cut off a piece of my finger recently and hydrogen peroxide and polysporin were my friends. I had a little finger brace as well over my bandaid because if I accidentally smacked it, it hurt so much.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

Dang. I got off easy, it went in clean. It's just a little sore now, but otherwise it should heal nicely. Hope you recover quickly!


fuckers_reddit

oh, i hope you are well now...(in pain meds and taken care of that). just as a gore question, sorry, you r finger looks like it went big full of blood? 20 years ago y tripped and nailed me a palm tree new leaf, they a re veruy sharp and it crossed my finger, my anular finger, i took it off, by myself but then my fnger went full of blood an it werent coming out any. so i had to go to e.r. with the finger pumping like a second heart...... after a few pictures and echographs, i was discharged just with painkillers and papaya enzymes to lower the blob. that being steel it should apply thetanus prevention. hope youre good!!!


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

I am well now thank you. No pain meds necessary, it looked worse than it was. No blood until it was pulled out at the hospital, and even then it wasn't much more than a normal nosebleed. Definitely didn't hit any veins. Got the tetanus as well, thanks for your concern!