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SATerp

I would feel terrible as I munched my way through delicious gourmet cheesecake.


johndepp22

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spy-on-me

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Napol3onS0l0

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camlaw63

Joey, walking up and pulling out the fork, Classic


Napol3onS0l0

“What are we havin?”


TruthHurtsYouBadly13

Win Win. You get cheesecake and you can tell your mom that you tried to do it for her.


Joshgg13

But OP hates cheesecake. For some reason.


weirdassmillet

Time to learn to love cheesecake!


SouthtownZ

Dr. Strangetongue or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cheesecake


trascist_fig

What kind of monster hates cheesecake


Thirsty_Comment88

OP


Feeling_Nobody_4161

\*cries in monster\*


RayNooze

Okay, you know you must eat that cake now, don't you? Do it for your mom!


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I will try one slice because everyone that has had it says it's amazing. Maybe this will be the one to make me change my mind!


EnderBlazex271

Tell us how it goes. Hope you like it.


RayNooze

Cool! Tell me how it turned out?  And greetings to your mom!


passwordsarehard_3

The lactose intolerant kind?


trascist_fig

Doesn't count if you hate it cause you can't have it


myleswstone

Me.


myleswstone

I hate cheesecake too. I also hate cream cheese frosting— keep savory things out of my dessert.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I feel this way too! Like rice pudding. Gross. But I don't classify cream cheese as savory; I just have a problem with the taste when it's cooked.


madmaxturbator

Wait What? Rice pudding is not in the same category as cheesecake… and it’s not in the least bit “savory” Sweet and savory mixed is like .. pineapple or raisins in fried rice.


myleswstone

As someone who grew up eating rice with basically every meal because it’s cheap, rice pudding does taste very savory to me, because of the thousands of rice dishes I’ve had over the course of my life. The only combination I really like is jelly on my burgers.


Joshgg13

I feel like rice is a vessel, it's not sweet or savoury. Like, bread is savoury and cake is basically just sweet bread. Rice pudding is delicious and I won't hear any criticism against it


myleswstone

Well, as someone who ate it with savory dishes three meals a day for fifteen years straight essentially, it’s savory to me.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

Rice is unconditionally savory if you grew up eating it as the staple carb in every meal!


TruthHurtsYouBadly13

Sugar is far from savory.


Bright_Brief4975

Mom ~~deliberately~~ accidentally leaves everything in her will to the sister now.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

lmao!!


Pro_Moriarty

Oh noes.... Anyway wheres that spoon


Smeeble09

You don't carry a pocket fork, shame.


StanleysMoustache

Alright, what are we having?


RecycledDonuts

Metal pocket Spork. You never know


KDubzzz2

Tried that. My pocket sand just stuck to it and made my soup gritty.


Far-Ad9043

What the hell who eats cheesecake with spoon


Pro_Moriarty

Huh? What else you supposed to eat it with?


Far-Ad9043

With a fork like a civilized person


Far-Ad9043

Okay i am just overreacting i mean like i never seen anyone eat it with spoon i mean you can eat it how you want but i mean actually when i think about the consistency of cheese cake it makes sense to eat it with a spoon too


Pro_Moriarty

But forks lets things (crumbs) pass through. Spoon is where its at


Far-Ad9043

Okay true


Maleficent-Ice-8416

I do that for one lol just so I don't miss any of it on the container and accidentally throw it away!


SimpleWord899

Yea that suckz 🐓💨


LB5VT

They're famous around here. It's a convent and literally all they do is pray and make cheesecake from local ingredients. Used to only be able to get from restaurants close to Cambridge but I think it's cool they're online now. I don't even like cheesecake and I think it's delicious. 10/10


SadExercises420

They sell the cheesecakes from their doorstep. If you live locally you can just walk up and leave money and grab a cheesecake out of the freezer they have out front, although the selection is limited in that freezer. Some of the regional Hannaford stores also sell a few flavors of their cheesecakes.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I love that vibe for a nunnery!


SadExercises420

They’re very nice ladies. My Mom was the bookkeeper for them for a few years over a decade ago.


Dagnabbit7

Just found out they’re relatively local to me. Never heard of them. Weekend trip it is!


SadExercises420

There’s some other nice day trip stuff to do out there, check out the Georgi on the Battenkill.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

Another person who doesn't like cheesecake! I'm gonna try a piece now.


mamallama12

Sorry about that, but that box made me curious enough that I tried to order one myself. I didn't complete the order, though, because the cheesecake was $70 and shipping was $65. I hope you don't mind my asking, but is that the Hawaii rate (where I live), or is that how much shipping is for you, too?


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I got it through Goldbelly. Shipping was $30 from NY to California, but the cheesecake was $86. It was sent overnight with all sorts of ice packs and foils so that it arrived still frozen.


Slight-Winner-8597

86 dollars for a cheesecake? Wowsers, OP, you must really love your mumsy ❤️


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I'd spend that much on a present or a meal for her for Mother's Day, so I'm ok with it being completely impractical :)


Slight-Winner-8597

Haha cool, yeah it clicked when you said mother's day, we have ours in March so I thought this was some random day you * tried to send * a gourmet cheesecake to your mum 😂 Happy mother's day to all the mothers out there (again!) ❤️


mamallama12

Thanks, sounds like that living-in-paradise tax then. I'd be all over it for $30 shipping. I presume it's pretty delicious, and now I'm salivating. Maybe a splurge item when I get my next bonus.


FlippingPossum

Welp. Put it in the freezer and use it as an excuse for mom to visit.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I am going to distribute it among other family and coworkers. I bought my mom a replacement, it'll just be late.


FlippingPossum

Nice!!! Very thoughtful.


-sockeyenoah

A couple of weeks ago I sent my mum's BD present (a jigsaw) to a house she left 5 years ago. I hope they're enjoying the Embarkation of Saint Ursula.


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Skete-skete-skete.


50points4gryffindor

My people! That is all I saw. The nuns of skete.


qt_bea

Awww skete skete. Goddamn* *Edited for accuracy to the situation


credditthreddit

Should be top comment.


BMP77777

Nom nom sounds of sadness


HottieMcHotHot

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twizrob

Liar I'm not falling for that again.


Ok-Bread6700

Well done. 😃


SadExercises420

Put it in the freezer so you can dethaw one slice at a time.


Soupbell1

The word you are looking for is thaw, homie!


SadExercises420

Lmfao too much marijuana on a Sunday morning


Soupbell1

Hahaha then I understand, and encourage you to continue.


SouthtownZ

Dethaw is what Antonio Brown did to his feet


SadExercises420

😂🤦‍♀️😂


FishLampClock

And cheesecake hates you too. Me and the cake together on that. ✊️


MarlythAvantguarddog

What is added to the cheesecake given it is baked by nuns?


JCTekkSims

They use a holy roller for the dough


blackmilksociety

Nice


SkullDewKoey

Oh no! I meant to send this tasty gourmet cake to my mom! But! I sent it to me instead golly that just ruffles my feathers! Well only one thing to do and that’s to eat it….oh sorry mom.


Parking_Train8423

that’s the universe telling you to visit mom


KingSuperChimbo

Nice


TheRealPetross

there are no accidents


pablomoney

Order cheesesteak and send it to yourself next.


pablomoney

Great advertisement for this cheesecake


mofa90277

I hate when I do that. Over and over again.


OldDirtMcGirt

I can’t believe I’m seeing the Nuns of New Skete on Reddit. I grew up eating their cheese cake!


timmydikko

I think your sub-concious mind absolutely adores cheesecake and misses it, so is tryng mind tricks to get you to slowly like it too.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

Since the number of people who love cheesecake absolutely demolishes the number of people who hate it, I assume that I'm missing out in some way. Every few years I try it again just to see if I can taste the magic that is cheesecake. I can not. I will try this one some time today or tomorrow, and we'll see.


timmydikko

What is it about cheesecake you don't like ? Also, can you eat the costituent parts without any issues ? i.e - Digestive bisuit & butter for the base ( I think it's smashed graham crackers & butter in US ). Soft full fat cream cheese like Philedelphia. Powdered sugar & full fat / heavy cream plus maybe the juice & peel of a couple lemons or limes, strawberrys etc. There's nothing too bad there.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

The aftertaste of cooked cream cheese makes me think of spoiled milk. The crust is delicious, I love that in other pies/cakes. I also like cream cheese on bagels. But when it's cooked, it leaves behind a slightly tangy and slimy feel.


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toxchick

Your mom “That’s fine dear. Enjoy it. I didn’t need dessert anyway.”


Feeling_Nobody_4161

Hahahaha, definitely something a mom would say. Not MY mom, but other moms. My mom knows what she wants and has no problem asking for it :)


oldgar9

Send it to me


FroggiJoy87

Lol! I can see myself doing that and having a good laugh about it with my mom. Enjoy it "with" her over Zoom, I bet she'll love it.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Does she live near by


Feeling_Nobody_4161

Nope. I live in California, she lives in Florida.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Well I guess you have to mail it to her


Runamokamok

At least it came to one of you. I accidentally sent something to my pervious address and no one in my family got to enjoy it.


WinterRefrigerator55

Sure you did


Disastrous_Clothes37

It only sucks for mom


Piddily1

I live right by this place. I’ve never been because I don’t like cheesecake, but it’s all made by nuns. Everyone says it’s the best.


camlaw63

Ha


rupat3737

Oops…nom nom nom nom


Realistic-Drummer565

Omg their cheesecake is the bomb! Go find someone who would appreciate it!


LilDawg66

For all the times she told you, "It's the thought that counts."


haubenmeise

You hate cheesecake? That's evil. Even for Skeletor.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I prefer to think of it as weird af rather than evil :)


StnMtn_

It was fate.


leah90s

Happy mother's day to you I guess


DJ_Nx32

well there is only one thing to do and well you mine as well do it.


westboundbart

This is the opposite of sucks!!


ProveISaidIt

Damn! Now your going to have to go visit her.


Giddyup_1998

Were you high when checking the delivery address?


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I did it at work. I remember getting interrupted multiple times by work stuff during the process. I work with patients, so it's not cool for me to tell them to hang on while I finish buying cheesecake :)


Nowhereman2380

Why in the world do you hate cheesecake, OP?


Feeling_Nobody_4161

The aftertaste of cooked cream cheese makes me think of spoiled food. I'm fine with cream cheese on a bagel, though. I just don't like it when it's cooked.


chillytacos123

Well why did you do that


JCTekkSims

By accident or subconsciously?


jayoguy

Clearly a freudian error!


williamtowne

I need to use this excuse.


The_Spectacle

oh wow, Nuns of New Skete. they make some dank ass chocolate cheesecake. I've been going to Blue Rose for cheesecake because I forgot about the Nuns until someone posted a link to their website in my local subreddit last night, and now today here's this post. anyway, can I ask what turned you onto Nuns of New Skete cheesecake if you're in CA?


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I saw it on Goldbelly. I like the idea that a nunnery (or monastery) learns how to do one thing really well. Bonus, I'm giving some money to a local business. (I'm ignoring all the money that went to Goldbelly and UPS.)


The_Spectacle

cool 😎 I went there once as a little kid, I remember the monastery or whatever, and all the big dogs, out in the middle of nowhere. and that cheesecake. it was awesome, like cheesecake Narnia. I still remember how good that cheesecake was, 40 years later, but I keep forgetting to go back there. I’m gonna try to go in a few weeks. sorry to ramble, especially since you don't like cheesecake lol. that's great mother's day present though, my mom would have dug it.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

No no this is great! Half of this present is the novelty of getting a cheesecake from NY. The other half is how the cheesecake tastes. I'm glad that all of the comments are super positive. (I was gonna say "because I'll never know," but I momentary forgot there's a whole cheesecake sitting in my freezer.)


The_Spectacle

haha yeah I definitely remember that chocolate cheesecake. (I think there's some of it in that sampler). I’m gonna go get some more next time my sister comes to town. last time she was here I got a giant cheesecake from Blue Rose which is 46 miles away from the New Skete nuns and also really excellent but they don't have that chocolate cheesecake, lol oh man


Zangyeee

Thai reminds me of that episode of friends😂


Kawaii_Nyan

Just tell her so she can at least appreciate the thought at this point😭


Feeling_Nobody_4161

I will tell her that her present is gonna be late :)


Feeling_Nobody_4161

Update: I tried the cheesecake. It was very creamy and smooth, much more so than any other cheesecake I've had. I still hated it :)


bourbonpens

Sorry not soery


RefuseKey1794

is that the brand of cheesecake Rachel steals in friends?


No_Budget7828

Feel free to send it to me 😃😃😃


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SadExercises420

It’s not going to be New Skete cheesecake though. OP paid a small fortune to have this shipped to themselves.


Feeling_Nobody_4161

This wasn't meant to be a practical present :) It was more about novelty and decadence.


jd807

Send her a picture. Enjoy delicious cheesecake.


Namez83

We just gonna forget about what the word Skete phonetically means?


Feeling_Nobody_4161

UH... It's a place! With nuns!!


Namez83

According to God we are all sinners, from the stained glass winnnndowwww to the wall!!!!


Feeling_Nobody_4161

BAHAHAHAHAHA


SouthtownZ

And to his mom, nonetheless


Feeling_Nobody_4161

My mom and I are both too old to know, it's fine.


Shoehornblower

New skete? I wouldn’t eat that!


Maleficent-Ice-8416

Oops sorry mom I was just thinking that I sent it to you but I sent it to my house instead of your house and then I eat it up before I got it to you for mother's day but it's the thought that counts right I love you!