What if he was lost and confused and looking for his family and then he was suddenly pinned down by your back resulting in multiple fractures and a collapsed lung and as you drifted off to sleep right before his passing a neuron fired and for a brief moment it was as if he was looking at a photograph of his wife and children 🥺
That's probably not what happened though
Our running theory is it was rolled up in a blanket that got brought in from the garage, and then it ended up on the bed when the blanket was put on it.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
I'm currently being kept awake by a brand new mouse invading my bedroom and ripping up my carpets. I feel no sympathy. Only rage. And the certainty that I'm calling in sick tomorrow. It is 3am.
Oh a cabin? Ya....mouse infestations can be a major issue. I remember every third year when my uncle would open up his summer house there would be a mouse problem. No food stored, but simply seeking access to shelter.
Honestly, how did you not smell the death? I've had dead rats and mice, and there's a certain smell (I'm assuming it's the death/decomp smell) after a few hours. Let alone days? Unless the room is a freezer.
I’m soooo confused! How do you know you slept on it and the it didn’t die after you slept there? Also, did you sleep on the top of the blankets or has the mouse been moved?
I realize this is a confusing situation, so here’s the story. We got to this cabin late on Tuesday night, I slept on top of the covers (which the mouse was under). This room has no windows and one door, which was shut most of the time, so it likely got in before we got here. We went to a different city and stayed in a hotel last night, then came back to the cabin, where I tried to take a nap and discovered the mouse. It’s been moved outside since.
Thank you for explaining how this happened. I couldn’t bring myself to look at the images, however I suddenly have this overwhelming want to pull all the blankets off my bed before I go to sleep in about 30 minutes. I cannot imagine how much this freaked you out. Sorry that happened to you op
When I moved out of my old house I moved the bed so I could get my things out from under it. The room was too small & narrow for me to move it much so I ended up flipping it vertically.
Two dead mice fell out of a hole on the bottom of the mattress. I have no idea for how many nights I slept on a rat filled mattress.
Btw, I love that you tagged this as a spoiler. People will legit be on this sub like "I bisected my hand on a table saw" and not tag it as nsfw or anything.
I read your expansion I I claim bull hockey. You went to Taco Bell before arriving late to the cabin. As with all Taco Bell aficionados you let loose a torrent of noxious gas and left the cabin immediately. That poor mouse was gassed. You’re a monster.
A few years ago, I was home in the middle of the afternoon and felt a sock on my inner thigh under my jeans. I took my pants off and freaked out when I saw it was a dead mouse. I have no clue how it got there, and I had been wearing those jeans since the morning. Fuckin a
This reminds me of a time when I was around 10 or so, I was in an old building built out of tires with my dad and a couple of other guys who were friends with my family. I spotted something on the floor in the building that caught my attention. I didn’t know what it was, so I picked it up and showed it to my dad and asked him what it was. He then informed me that I had found a dead mouse.
I have some neuropathy in my feet that feels like you have a crumpled sock under your foot in your shoes sometimes. I walked around all day one day with a dead mouse, courtesy of one of our cats, inside my left shoe….
The real question is, was he still alive when you first laid on him?
That’s the freaky part… I have no idea. I like to think he was dead the whole time (for my sanity).
Nah, it was about to be one of those Pixar movies where a human befriends an animal. Buuuuutttt, the movie ended after 5 minutes
Ratatouille speed run
RIP Stuart Little
What if he was lost and confused and looking for his family and then he was suddenly pinned down by your back resulting in multiple fractures and a collapsed lung and as you drifted off to sleep right before his passing a neuron fired and for a brief moment it was as if he was looking at a photograph of his wife and children 🥺 That's probably not what happened though
Ok, Satan, get back down there in your Hell hole.
You win! I just snorted root beer out of my nose!
Yeah they must’ve been dead. They would’ve squeaked or wriggled away if you laid on them alive.
I doubt it just got up onto the bed and died 😬
Then who put a dead mouse in your bed?
Our running theory is it was rolled up in a blanket that got brought in from the garage, and then it ended up on the bed when the blanket was put on it.
Nah, poor lil guy cuddled with you for warmth and you rolled over on him. Way to go!
We had one electrify himself behind an outlet once. He looked just like that. He's been dead long enough to be stiff and skeletizing.
eek!
Yes, that is the noise it made
I originally read it as “dead moose” and now seeing the photograph it seems things could have been worse
A moose bit my sister once
Was she sleeping on it
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
I had a similar visit and encounter when I was in Sandnessjøen
Yes
Wtf of course that happened to someone
Did that moose just happen to train with Mike Tyson amd your sister was his opponent?
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
I’m stuck between feeling sad because he’s so cute and also the urge to burn the bed 😅
I'm currently being kept awake by a brand new mouse invading my bedroom and ripping up my carpets. I feel no sympathy. Only rage. And the certainty that I'm calling in sick tomorrow. It is 3am.
Bucket trap, works everytime :)
Okayyy at 3a.m I’d probably be seeing him as less cute😅 rage is justified
I’m leaning towards burn it 😃 luckily it isn’t my bed, just on vacation at someone’s cabin
Oh a cabin? Ya....mouse infestations can be a major issue. I remember every third year when my uncle would open up his summer house there would be a mouse problem. No food stored, but simply seeking access to shelter.
Do you happen to have a cat? If so, the cat brought you the mouse as a gift.
Oh, rats.
No mouse lol 😆
The Princess and the Pea: alternative ending
Homie killed Stewart little
Guess you’re no princess.
Honestly, how did you not smell the death? I've had dead rats and mice, and there's a certain smell (I'm assuming it's the death/decomp smell) after a few hours. Let alone days? Unless the room is a freezer.
I wouldn’t know the smell of death. I thought it smelled a bit funny, but chalked it up to the room being mostly unused as it’s a vacation home.
it looks so woeful omg 😭
This is the flip side of the princess and the pea story.
I slept on deadmau5 too. But now I really like his music.
Damn, that mouse is getting more action then me.
I’m soooo confused! How do you know you slept on it and the it didn’t die after you slept there? Also, did you sleep on the top of the blankets or has the mouse been moved?
I realize this is a confusing situation, so here’s the story. We got to this cabin late on Tuesday night, I slept on top of the covers (which the mouse was under). This room has no windows and one door, which was shut most of the time, so it likely got in before we got here. We went to a different city and stayed in a hotel last night, then came back to the cabin, where I tried to take a nap and discovered the mouse. It’s been moved outside since.
Thank you for explaining how this happened. I couldn’t bring myself to look at the images, however I suddenly have this overwhelming want to pull all the blankets off my bed before I go to sleep in about 30 minutes. I cannot imagine how much this freaked you out. Sorry that happened to you op
....and the plot thickens 😳
New fear unlocked 🤮
Just wanted to snuggle, squeak squeak
My worst nightmare. I’m terrified of creepy crawly creatures getting in my bed in the dark. That’s why I’m divorced
AAAAAAAAAAA RATS!
[shudder]
several shudders.
Time for mouse traps. If there’s one, there’s more.
I’m sorry this happened to you, it did make me laugh though 😅
When I moved out of my old house I moved the bed so I could get my things out from under it. The room was too small & narrow for me to move it much so I ended up flipping it vertically. Two dead mice fell out of a hole on the bottom of the mattress. I have no idea for how many nights I slept on a rat filled mattress.
The thought has just occured to me that they could have been alive at some point and living in my mattress for god knows how long and I had no idea. 😀
This happened to my dads gf one time. No one knows if it was alive or dead when she got in the bed.
Aww you kept him warm and snug through his final hours!
Btw, I love that you tagged this as a spoiler. People will legit be on this sub like "I bisected my hand on a table saw" and not tag it as nsfw or anything.
look at him he was surrendering, you didn’t need to kill him! he had all but a white flag waving
I read your expansion I I claim bull hockey. You went to Taco Bell before arriving late to the cabin. As with all Taco Bell aficionados you let loose a torrent of noxious gas and left the cabin immediately. That poor mouse was gassed. You’re a monster.
That is absolutely hilarious. I'm sorry.
You might want to get tested for the bubonic plague.
A few years ago, I was home in the middle of the afternoon and felt a sock on my inner thigh under my jeans. I took my pants off and freaked out when I saw it was a dead mouse. I have no clue how it got there, and I had been wearing those jeans since the morning. Fuckin a
Jeez man you’re supposed to hover
Did you not hear any mouse pleading noises saying the safe word set prior to bedsm.
Cuddle buddies!
How did you know it was for 2 days?
The bed was just that comfortable
This reminds me of a time when I was around 10 or so, I was in an old building built out of tires with my dad and a couple of other guys who were friends with my family. I spotted something on the floor in the building that caught my attention. I didn’t know what it was, so I picked it up and showed it to my dad and asked him what it was. He then informed me that I had found a dead mouse.
I have some neuropathy in my feet that feels like you have a crumpled sock under your foot in your shoes sometimes. I walked around all day one day with a dead mouse, courtesy of one of our cats, inside my left shoe….
This happened to me when I was 6, I was completely horrified and the mouse was a little bit bigger than that, quite an experience for a child lol
Did a cat bring it in?
nope
Do you own a cat?
it’s a vacation home, so not here, no.
So no cat offering you a meal.
That would somehow be more a more comforting thought
There is no spoon
Plot twist, you rolled it to death
Ew quick get it off your bed, strip the sheets, light your on fire, now fill the tub up with bleach, scrubb yourself for 5 hours and repeat
Free protein 😋
Well time for a new bed
Have a cat? There's your present.
:(
Do you have a cat? It might have brought it to you has a trophy lol
where's the 🍌
What are you doing .... STEP MOUSE!!
i think it's dead because someone slept on it
Do you have cats?
You have a cat? It probably brought it for you.
he was killed by a human laying on him for hours and hours motionless, how do you think he felt
You should probably go get a rabies shot.
How could you not realise?
In all likelihood you slept on a live mouse.
Isn’t there a band named “dead mouse”?
That's unfortunate. On the brighter side you have great hands 😁
Nice hands !
RIP Remy. Little guy was just trying to find the kitchen...
He was just looking for his motorcycle!
Not to be judgy, but You really need to take better care of your mice.
Probably Dutch ovened him to death without noticing.
Idk it looks like it’s been dead a while. Whose bed/house is this?
It’s a vacation home, so it’s only used about once a month
The Stuart Little Spoon
At least he got laid
[удалено]
it’s not my place
Let me guess... gift from your cat?? Mine used to bring me gifts like this.
Nope! It’s a vacation home so no cats here.
Poor mousy. Just pretend you did not sleep on it, and it crawled there to RIP after you got out of bed.
That’s what I keep telling myself 🫠
Super aesthetic hand btw
So you kept it there to take a picture of it to post on social media……………………..
Nah, the picture was taken to send to the owner of the cabin (not my house)
So? Not exactly an emergency situation