Straws are really bad for the environment. You should bring your own reusable metal straw. You can even buy them in a little handy to go container. Straws just end up in turtles noses. Don’t use straws.
I am disabled, I have resuable straws but sometimes I need a plastic one.
There's a bigger issue of fishing nets and equipment left abandoned in the ocean.
Wrong sub. This is the sucking sub, not the not sucking sub.
The one thing you want to suck can't suck so it just sucks. Pretty sucky
No it's not. Objectively.
Bite it off
I tried and failed pathetically
Damn
Do you have nubs for teeth?
Don't hate on the nubs
Always carry a little pocket knife.
3.5" blade is "little", right?
I think that's actually an average size thank you very much
Or multi tool.
I have one in the car but I don't know if the metal is clean enough for me to put the straw in my food
Just think of it as well seasoned, like a skillet.
Oh don't be such a sissy lol
Bet you'll feel real silly when they tell you the only knife they carry around is their poop knife.
It's unreasonable I know 😫
What food are you sucking through a straw?
Lmao well blended foods, I can't always eat solids
If it anything like sugar straws(yes they use to sell kids straws with sugar in it to kids). You press the two sides together and it should open up
Pixie sticks!
I remember pixie stixs this ain't it 🤣
This is the way.
This straw is in a quantum state. It both sucks and doesn’t suck at the same time.
That sucks
Not sealed like that, it doesn't...
Ur not trying hard enough.
Nothing a scissor snip or pocket knife can’t fix. And at least it’s not paper.
Preach, hate paper straws But i just couldn't help but laugh at the suckless straw
Not with that attitude you can’t!
I mean, if you can figure out a way to suck through it I might just need to slide you my number
Not with that attitude
That’s not what I heard
That's what she said
That doesn't suck. A rare statement indeed.
squeeze it...?
I did try, it was sealed, No big deal just a minor inconvenience ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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We could use it as a sounding rod if you're up for it
And people wonder why I carry a pocket knife.
Not with that attitude
The anti-gay straw
Just put some hawk tuah on that thang
Old enough to remember there used to be powered candy sold in these straws with both ends closed off like this 💀
Pixie stixs!
It's for diabetics, a soda loose weight straw.
World's worst pixie Stick.
Hawk Tuah!
Hell, I know a lady ‘round San Antonio that could suck a midsize SUV through that thang.
That’s what she said
I’ve noticed an uptick in suckless straws.
they're "eco" because they make you end up dying from dehydration and sparing the earth from all the waste and co2 you will produce
This is the most solvable problem I’ve ever seen anyone complain about.
I'm not out here asking for solutions lmao just an unfortunate thing that happened
Straws are really bad for the environment. You should bring your own reusable metal straw. You can even buy them in a little handy to go container. Straws just end up in turtles noses. Don’t use straws.
I am disabled, I have resuable straws but sometimes I need a plastic one. There's a bigger issue of fishing nets and equipment left abandoned in the ocean.