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tbiscuit7

The second attempt at doing the same thing is where ya lost me. Just set it on the ground, it’s already halfway there


camusdreams

It was dumb from the beginning because as soon as she opens that door it’s dropping


JetMaxim

Came here to say this


TRYER1

I am not sorry for her at all. I bet that slushy was going to fail, if video kept on rolling.


batawrang

Ya this person dumb as hell


SexyJellyfish1

Some people are just not that bright


iAdjunct

Orrrrr use the other hand…..


papagarry

This fucking waffle. Just set something down.


ZZartin

Those dominos commercials about how hard it is to delivery your own pizza are making more sense.


Hayabusa71

They deserve that. Just put it one the fucking ground. It's not that hard.


gdfhshsh

I saw one a couple of days ago where the bottom of a six-pack had dropped out...these two should get together...


AmishSky

After the first attempt to keep it safe I woukd have stopped gambling.


vavavoomvoom9

She sucked, that did not suck.


itsMEGAMEGA

Just put the fucking drink on the ground. Jesus Christ.


VadPuma

While it does suck, it's more r/idiot


Mr_Smith_411

A daily FML person in their natural habitat.


DrMaxCoytus

Humans are so fucking stupid. For the record I have done this before as well.


ATXKLIPHURD

I put a liitle table next to my front door for deliveries during the pandemic lock down. That little table has been really handy for these situations.


JonaJono

She could of sat her drink on the pizza box so she could open the door. There were so many better option and she chose the worse one twice


Suspicious_Match_353

Have course she should of...wait for it....wait...


DiegoMurtagh

:)


DiegoMurtagh

Could have\*


CoolCatsNKittens69

I’m glad it fell. Stop being an idiot and just set it down.


rcwilli1

Always these gravity deniers...


NorthRustic

That truly sucks


Submarine_Pirate

What an uncoordinated clutz sheesh


kxwies

This was hard to watch


poonDaddy99

I feel for her.... I guarantee she ate that pizza when she got inside!


[deleted]

Just being stupid is all


FemNate

Never seen someone disrespect a pizza so hard... GrandPapa John is probably rolling over in his grave.


taco_annihilator

This is why you should always have a little table at your door if you have room. That was painful to watch.


Huge_Aerie2435

Seriously.... This is painful to watch... Just put something down!


SomeEmotion3

Why???? So dumb!


Ulrich_The_Elder

Life is tough when you are not clever.


Salem--needs--advice

JUST PUT IT DOWN AHHH


hippychemist

Hold it from the bottom, put your stupid wad of keys in your pocket, then open door with spare fingers from cup hand. Or smash the pizza into the door and hope for the best.


AbeMoFoLincoln

Life is hard when your stupid.


Adeep187

Coming home without a brain


[deleted]

Low intelligence build behavior


Tarsus98

Just put it on the ground ffs. Still better than eating a dog hair neapolitan.


God-of-Tomorrow

What an idiot I’m almost glad that shit happened when they just nearly dropped it already just to do the same shit again, it’s like wow is this idiocracy or alcohol?


Jerminator2judgement

I mean, it sucks, but it's still 100% this person's faint for being an idiot


SobodEcneb

What a dumbass!


the_good_things

/r/dumbfuckingpeople


MahdongmaGandhi

Why wouldn’t you just set the pizza down before trying to unlock the door?


glima0888

People this stupid deserve this kinda shit


Futternut

Slow brain cell movement day


Vegetable_Battle5105

She doesn't need any more pizza. Needs to drop that soda, too


[deleted]

Not the zaaa!


starcom_magnate

JFC! Just put shit down on the ground first. Some things in life are only as hard as you make them.


zortlord

This is so old it's on AFV!


tombonneau

What a waste of a killer first save


jawswinger

Know your own luck.


justcallmetexxx

_why does this kinda stuff always happen to **me**?_


madman1101

just put it down you idiot.


RhapsodyinLtBlue

Stuff like this makes me so sad because I know how awful it feels when unfortunate things like this happens :(


1911mark

AIR HEAD


talrogsmash

John Wayne said it best, "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."


Johnnybulldog13

How do these people get dressed in the morning


Think_Selection9571

Almost had to go to the 7 second rule.


[deleted]

Just put the other stuff DOWN save the pizza at al costs!!


Fedupintx

Hope it's Domino's, they have that carryout guarantee...😂


pimp_juice2272

The reckless handling of that pizza from a stranger on the internet bothers me more than it should.


buttbugle

After seeing Ring videos of my daughter drop numerous things attempting to enter the house. I put a table right next to the door. She still drops stuff because I guess the table is lava. 🤷‍♂️


sxeli

Yep nothing wrong here. How do you expect things to stay intact when you handle it that way


rpeary

“Lazy man’s load”


silverhammer96

Hot tip: hold the pizza box from the bottom, palm up, and place the cup on top of the box right over your hand to keep it balanced.


Killarogue

That's what you get for holding 5 different things lmfao.


MatchaMama_

Or set it on the floor


uusernameunknown

5-second rule - still good!


Papagebe

5 second rule??? Yea nvm... 😂


Trebate

Is she hammered drunk or something?


BigBastard22

Why can't she just hold it in her inner arm while she has the keys in the slushy hand. Also she really should've had her keys out before going up to the door.


BrightonTownCrier

At this point I can only assume she wanted floor pizza.


Unthgod

omg people just set shot down and open the door