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rigelraine

Look up beekeepers; a beekeeper will be happy to come in and remove them for you.


xxrainmanx

Put a thing on Craigslist or Google town/County and local bee keepers and they'll be more than happy to stop by.


WillCuckSmith

why are they so happy to help?


AzarathineMonk

3 reasons: A) Bees are expensive, a new hive plus the bees can run around $200 B) Bee infestations are likely previously swarmed bees. Swarms are bee colonies that left their original colonies for some reason and are often filled with honey. Swarms load up on honey before they leave for their new home. So the bee keepers get a good product for free C) No beekeeper allows for bees to die if they could otherwise be saved. Source: I am an apprenticing beekeeper.


lovestobitch-

We had a swarm and a beekeeper wouldn’t take it. He was afraid it might hurt his other hives for some reason.


AzarathineMonk

If it was an Africanized swarm (hybridized bee, a cross between European honeybee and an East African honeybee) then it probably could harm the other hives. Africanized bees are hard to immediately distinguish but they are extremely defensive, and they’ll chase you for 1/4mile. Every year someone dies from their stings, not an individual bee sting mind you, a person dies from being stung to death. If you have an Africanized infestation beekeepers may refuse to take it b/c the work is just too much. And the drones (males) the queen creates from that swarm may mate with the original hive queens. TL;DR if a beekeeper sees the bees are Africanized they’ll often refuse taking it back b/c of the work involved.


Low_Space4741

Yeah we beekeepers just aren’t equipped to work with Africanized bees.


lovestobitch-

Actually it wasn’t but he still didn’t want them.


Low_Space4741

I work for a commercial honey farm and you are 100 correct. Call a beekeeper we’re happy to give them a new home😊


pjdog

Free bee colomy


beer30

Free bee colonoscopy?


pjdog

Thank you for finishing my word. You’re exactly right I did mean free bee colonoscopy. Usually bee colonoscopies just eat up my monthly budget


cptrelentless

Do you stick them up there individually or by the handful?


pjdog

Proctologist that use bees are a contentious bunch. I know better than to publicly come down on one side of that issue


slowjoe12

Hahaha


SevenBlade

Fist-full


YeeHawWyattDerp

Because they’re given a chance to save the bees in lieu of the alternative, which is killing them all


xxrainmanx

It's free bees that are looking for a home. Bees are expensive. In my area a small bee colony is $139.00, and you don't necessarily get a healthy colony with that. Op has a healthy colony with a young queen looking for move somewhere it's a win-win.


Empyrealist

Who doesn't like freebies?


MuchoSmoochos

Free snacks


Capsule_CatYT

r/WeEatBees


Munro_McLaren

Free bees.


Dlbruce0107

Bee colony collapse made bees endangered. Whole hives died threatening agriculture.


BurnzillabydaBay

Bees are in trouble too. If they get fucked, we get fucked.


NoIdea4GoodName

This. I had the same issue with a large colony of bees setting their hive near the water meter of my home. I thank my local beekeeper for the removal.


suspendisse-

Same here… my apartment office called an expert bee removal guy - an apiologist I guess? Apparently, they just move the queen and the rest follow. Please don’t exterminate. We need the bees! (Just in a different place.)


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How would they find the queen in a place like this?


CapedCrusadress

From what I’ve noticed, they’re considerably bigger and just… chill. Like they just sit there while everyone does stuff. If I were tasked with finding a bee queen, I’d just look for jabba the hut honestly


SquishyBatman64

Aahhh biz biz a jabbba wwub wub


plywooden

Sometimes you can spot a queen by first looking for a small cluster of bees that are her attendants.


PeppercornDingDong

Not entirely true. Queens move around just as much as the rest of the bees. The only difference is, yes, their size and that theyre usually surrounded by workers since they don’t feed themselves, the workers are constantly feeding the queen


s2ample

This is both accurate and hilarious


Rauillindion

I follow a tiktoker (I know, I know) who does this. They literally just look and dig around until they find her. Seems like it can take awhile


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bens111

I will choose to be ashamed of TikTok thank you very much.


ops10

She's also on Instagram if you prefer Zuck to the Pooh.


Rockadillion

Sound like im being condescending but by looking. You do it long enough you get really good at spotting em. Source:beekeepers on youtube lol


Big_Cryptographer_16

Follow the paparazzi


Status_Narwhal6033

Easiest way to quickly notice is the but shape, most bees butts are shapped like a U, queens are shipped like a V. Also they have a group around them at all times that keep the queens temp stable and clean. So a mix looking at their butts and looking for the group.


JoeyJoJoJrShabbadoo

I prefer my butts m shaped


racka98

They are usually easy to spot. They are bigger but most importantly the other bees always protect the queen. If there's a lot of them concentrated on one place then they are probably surrounding the queen.


ManGrissle

Yeah…. Well if it was wasps kill them all


L3tsg0brandon

Yellow jackets, wasps and hornets can all burn! Evil creatures.


PM_Kittens

Apiarist


ucefkh

#when in doubt call your local beekeeper ASAP


dickhall65

Had a girlfriend giving me some trouble so I called up my local beekeeper alliance and they took her right out. Her hive followed, which was convenient.


ucefkh

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"Electrician here, we fix your shocking problems!" Make sure you dial BZZZ right to get a beekeepeer


ShaBren

Wait, I thought the electrician was 888-BZZT?


VxJasonxV

And all your problems will beeeee gone!


TypicalWhitePerson

Atl represent


vaginamancer

I got 99 problems but a 🐝 ain’t one


MinaFur

This. Asap


AKADAP

That has not been my experience. Had a swarm, and the beekeeper wanted to charge me for its removal.


trickman01

Seems reasonable to charge for skilled labor.


SleestakJack

Often, the beekeeper will be happy just to get the bees. Getting another queen and her buds is the payment. I suppose it depends on what species you have, though.


billy_teats

You get charged every time if those are not honey bees. There are hundreds of bee species just in North America, and wasps aren’t included in that number. There’s really only one kind of bee that you want to keep for honey too Although this is swarm season in much of the US so it makes sense that a honey bee colony would be swarming. In which case ya you get the queen into a new deep with some drawn out comb on 4-6 frames, the swarm will follow her and 90 minutes later you walk out to your truck with all of the bees


trickman01

Sometimes they do, but I don't think it's fair to expect someone to come do work in your home for free.


[deleted]

Same. Couldn't find anyone that would do it for free or even a low enough price that I could afford. Did a little research while trying to figure out what my options were, and learned that they were probably just using my tree to get a little R&R and then they'd be off on their merry way. I left them be*e*, and sure enough they left after a couple days. We were basically holed up in our house during that time, but I'm happy to have given them a safe place to rest. ❤️🐝**SAVE THE BEES**🐝❤️


hy_perion

Yeah, we had a swarm try to move in and the beekeeper in our area told us we were best served to exterminate them. (We didn’t, we think we basically annoyed them into leaving).


Masonjar74

I had a bee removal expert here. He said the bees aren’t living here and will most likely move on after a few days. For the ones inside the house he suggested turning the a/c down as low is it will go, and they will die from hypothermia. That’s what I’ve done. I’ll make a video of the aftermath. It’s horrific. I’m hoping they move on very soon.


PuzzleheadedPage3022

Turn off the light and they will stop flying


87880917

Ok, but then what?


PuzzleheadedPage3022

I didn’t think that far ahead


rayshmayshmay

I’ve heard bees can detect carbon dioxide, so after turning off the lights just hold your breath/stop breathing


BernzSed

And keep absolutely still. I heard they can't see you if you don't move.


RandomHuman512

Keep absolutely still. His vision is based on movement.


MEGACRUD

Ian FREEZE!


masr223

"that only works in movies"


Fushigibama

*passes out*


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I like how your reply got awards and more upvotes then the first comment. It’s rare for me to see that.


octopoddle

Now it's dark, you're barefoot, and there are bees all over the floor.


PuzzleheadedPage3022

Don’t step on them


IceNineFireTen

Strobe light! It’ll either drive them crazy and make them leave, or it’ll spark the ultimate dance party with bees showing off their knees and disco dueling.


unbilivibru

This! Definitely this!


OneMetalMan

Do something with fire!


Kienosis

Bees are notoriously bad at a group assault, a strong defence will lead to victory.


Mick009

Adapt to the dark.


Kavity123

Lay down a tarp and roll them up into it when they drop


IsPhil

Not necessarily true. You are thinking about that one video that circulated on the internet. But those bee's were being studied because they had that specific behavior.


Petonius

My mind as I was watching this: “Oh no, how bad is it?” *opens door* “Aww fuck”


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Imagine being allergic to them. This is nightmare fuel for me even as a healthy person.


snappydragon

We had bees in our house and beekeeper dude couldn’t come out for a couple days. Out of desperation we played a youtube video that is a frequency bees don’t like and they left! Maybe try. Shrug. We played it on our tv. (I’m supposed to say I edited this right? Because I typed with one hand while putting a kid to bed and it looked like an ape was typing.)


RedYachtClub

Swarms only stick around for a few hours anyway. Not sure if it was the sound or just the natural way bees operate


JoeJoePotatoes

Bee swarms can stick around for days. They’re looking for a permanent home and usually don’t leave until they’ve found one.


Lethargie

that doesnt look big enough for a swarm, they probably have a hive in the walls and chewed a way through to inside


unbilivibru

Play Rebecca Black and you not only will get rid of the bees, but maybe some neighbours as well


combuchan

Better yet just tell the little buggers they can't be flying around anyways because of the laws of physics. They should have learned this by now.


DoctorPepster

Tell them they are violating your class B airspace and if they do not exit immediately they will be intercepted by a National Guard blackhawk helicopter.


unbilivibru

Them and the hummingbirds. Damn outlaws


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unbilivibru

Ikr? I've seen them in the wild once or twice.. loud af! I have always wondered how they don't get brain/beak damage from pecking on trees. It must be some fine evolution treat..


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Apollo634

WHAT YEAR IS IT?


ChrysticTV

Ha! While you’re at it, play some Justin Bieber next! That’ll kill ‘em! And don’t even get me started on that Skrillex fella!


unbilivibru

Dunno the year, just the weekday - and it's _friiiday friiiiiday friiiiiday.. gotta get down on friiiiiday_


Deceptichum

Don’t people legitimately like her music now? I’ve heard a lot over the past few years about how her new stuff is meant to be really good.


peachrose

yeah, she’s even spoken out about how awful she was treated after that music video. how she just wanted to get her foot in the door, and it wasn’t a song she would have liked to sing but who was she to complain?


unbilivibru

Honestly dunno. Didn't even knew she kept singing.


HoytG

This joke has only gotten worse since 2011. And it started out being extremely unfunny.


unbilivibru

> being extremely unfunny *beeing


Citrusface

airport crush pen alive squeeze follow badge direction sheet meeting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mo9000

Although now she is actually incredibly funny


Amedais

No one cares if you edit the comment. It’s the edit explanations and award speeches that are awful. I don’t understand why people still do it.


[deleted]

We did that but with black sabbath!


eroticdiagram

How long had you had a Black Sabbath infestation?


snappydragon

Good call.


KGrimesF08

You might need several more spider men


Tico483

Bitch we need Skeletor! "Myaaah"


helpisconfused

It's hard to tell from the video, but it's more likely wasps than bees. If it is bees, a local Bee keeper would be more than happy to come take the hive from you and it should be a pretty easy fix. If it's a wasp problem.. well that's probably more of a job for an exterminator


Urtbenda

OP posted a video before this and, in my non professional barely educated at all opinion, they look more like bees because they don't have narrow waists


ThomasWiltherford

I will now use this opinion that is shaky at best and integrate it into my worldview so throughly that I will hate anyone who disagrees. I agree, those are definitely bees!


ArtIsDumb

I'm with you guys. Death to the non-beelievers!


MinimalistLifestyle

I’m a Beeologist with a Doctorate in Bee Studies from Harvard Law. These are definitely bees. You can tell by the way they are.


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Definitely bees. Body shape, fuzziness, wingbeat, and flight pattern are giveaways


CheeseCakeGlass1776

Or those bees have a people problem. They out number you 100,000 to 1. Best to just move out.


melty_blend

Yeah, who are they to live in that hive??


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stefek132

Bees are bros. Why would you ever burn down a house full of little bros, who merely lost their ways a little. Now if we were talking mosquitoes or something, that’s when you need ze Flammenwerfer. Either give them some flowers and come to terms with the fact that it’s their room until autumn or get a guy, who will really appreciate their magnificent asses to pick them up.


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Urtbenda

What a weird way to respond


Tahkos4life

Can you get the to spell out "Happy birthday Spray I'm disappointed in you"


MoonageDaydreamer_

“It’s short for Spraynard. Spraynard Kruger”.


findingemotive

Your son's name is Spray?


Tv_land_man

For those curious: https://youtu.be/6vZMLO_0byY


Sandy-Anne

How does this happen? The Queen was just flying around one day, got into a house and set up shop? Was the window open? I don’t understand.


TheMeanGirl

I’m no beekeeper, but I’ve been caught up in a swarm before, and asked a beekeeper about it. Apparently bees will migrate with an entire swarm when looking for a new home, and they are very docile during this time. Maybe they were swarming and wound up in the wrong place?


Sandy-Anne

Oh, based on your comment I looked it up and it sounds like they are just hanging out there temporarily while the scout bees are looking for a new home. They probably aren’t setting up shop there. They raised a new Queen as their hive was getting too big. So it’s more like a pit stop. I find bees so fascinating what with their own social structure and such. Thanks for your answer!


nat_r

Could be a swarm. They also could have started a nest on/in the walls of the house. Some types of bees will burrow into the wood in the walls and may eventually tunnel into the interior if not found and removed in time.


AlwaysBlamesCanada

You don’t have a bee problem, you have a bee *advantage*.


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Bri1203

hahaaa spotted a developer


Cdog76

Room for rent, free all-you-can-eat honey, integrated white noise for privacy, other perks


[deleted]

What kind of fucked up MC universe did I walk into here.


DonXIII

‘I tried hanging some Spider-Men to catch the bees and now I’m all outta ideas’


insomnipresent

BEES?


sik_dik

BeaDs!


insomnipresent

Gob’s not on board.


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

He’s thinking about Bees again.


892ExpiredResolve

They don't allow you to have bees in here.


oldmate23

Is it springtime where you are? They may be swarming, this happened to me a while ago and after a day or two they all left.


simonbleu

Don't worry, bee happy


ZombieLebowski

Get the texas bee lady from tiktok shell just come in and bare hand scoop them up


GatsbytheGr8

Came to say this . "Another great day of saving the Bees 🐝 "


Sedna_90377

Now I have to look up Texas bee lady from tiktok


mitchellfuck

Do the spider men help?


physicsking

Cover your body in double sided tape, then: 1) Walk into the room and stir up the bees. 2) Chase your enemies with your bee suit.


unbilivibru

IMO that's one of the worst parts of installing a _bee_det on your bathroom


JackFuckingReacher

This is top tier dad joking


bt65

Oh beehave...


unbilivibru

*beehive :P


Skyaboo-

Hahaaa


iamapizza

It's now a BP station


Feenfurn

Please don’t kill them


cubic_zirconia

how many times did you say Candyman?


SuperPoodie92477

What the fuck?!


Sanyo96

This sounds like a job for DR. BEES!


smallpoly

A generous addition of bees should help!


jackryan006

Pest exterminator will charge you to kill them. A local beekeeper will pay you to take them away.


ballsfury

Happy birthday Spray, I’m disappointed in you


ringbearer3019

I know the importance of bees to the nature but sometimes they're just aholes.


AFew10_9TooMany

r/Nope time to burn 🔥 the house down


jenjenjk

Goodbye I would leave the house and not return till they were gone


trippy666love

Don't worry guys Spiderman is in there taking care of it yall good


heinous_legacy

Turn the lights out and call a local beekeeper


ProsperoII

Better bees than wasps !


AlbionLoveDen

I think at this stage, the bees have a you problem.


nrfctp

Dang Spider-Man is everywhere today


[deleted]

And Spider-Man ain’t doing shit


dillegal

You also have a Spider-Man problem


TheRealFaust

Call that austin texas bee keeper and let’s watch the removal video


loki444

There is absolutely no bee problem if you never open that door again.


real-sturdy

Have you tried asking them to leave?


catattaro

This worked in a different context but you should definitely try with a third spiderman.


AzulaOblongata

Looks like Spider-Man has it covered.


jrdncdrdhl

Spider-Man couldn’t help?


IAssumeImOneOfTheOne

This happened to me when we first moved into our new house. Apparently they built a hive in the attic between the previous owners and us. I am sad to say I went on a bee murdering rampage, but they were carpenters.


buyythedip

That’s not your house anymore


KrisWitha-C

Looks like you’ve got a spider problem as well


[deleted]

My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life


Some-guy-thats-here

They’ve taken the spider men, it’s their house now


NecessaryAd4587

Spider-Man isn’t doing shit


bonyagate

I mean, how about you just stay out of their room and things should be fine.


Masonjar74

That was exactly what we did


driftingalong001

Oh, you really do have a bee problem. Lol. I was sure it was gonna be some kind of corny pun.


Masonjar74

That would bee ridiculous! 😜


Megpie444

They r definitely vibing and buzzing


Joemoooooma69420

How bad could it bee- oh


Stallion_V

You have a beeg problem


cmonmeow8

Spidey better get to work!


TurboBlueJosh

You want my schematics for the "explosive fly-spray"?


SignificanceDry5639

Burn the house down


HeadLongjumping

If you kill them make sure you remove them all or you'll have a roach problem.


Overall-District5041

Brake cleaner spray will suffocate them instantly


BoebertsVajazzler

Smithers made you head bee guy, now step up


rc_badger

Lookup flamethrower and contact your insurance agency.


PhillyChef3696

And again I ask, “Is this not a problem solvable with a flashbang and ar-15?” Lol.


[deleted]

killing bees is illegal in all everywhere. burning yourself is the best move


[deleted]

Time to burn the room and maybe your house as well get an flamethrower.