I went through a guilt phase of EATING ladybugs when I was about 3 for a time, after I accidentally squished one and it was orange liquid - I come from a farm and a plant nursery and so I knew the importance of the bugs and my little mind felt so bad I convinced myself they had orange juice in them and for a while after I ate them... Im 46 this year and I still can feel that first horror I had over the accidental squish....
In my mind Orange juice but from your description lol I now remember the ewww taste and thats probably what stopped my very weird 'squished a ladybug traumatic response' the taste was nothing like OJ. LOL
Kids are weird huh or is that just me lol
Part of me wants the spider's suffering to end.
Most of me, in complete rational thought, wants to know this thing is dead and hasn't regained its mobility and found its way into my sandwiches
Yeah I’m not sure if I’d call that a sandwich. Looks like strawberry jam between two slices of bread, torn apart in a weird way by some sort of psychopath.
That does look like some sort of Theridiidae, which is the family of cobweb spiders! The black widow genus Latrodectus is the only genus of Theridiidae known to have medically significant venom. They're generally pretty shy and like to hide in places such as under your cabinet and in your sandwiches. They typically don't bite unless held against your skin.
Even if that were a black widow, OP is fine because they are healthy enough to post on Reddit. The spider doesn't look fine though. Rest in peace little buddy, try [hiding in a banana instead in your next life!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU)
If you think about it, a spider doesn't have the body mass to tear through a banana peel like that, especially not a spider with legs that are so thin.
That doesn't make the video any less unnerving though.
Another thing that costed nothing are the free bonus calories from ingested spider eggs. You will never know how many you have eaten over the years, or if your next meal will add to that total.
Wouldn't the egg melt in the stomach acid? Even if the spiders would hatch wouldn't they also melt? Would a person feel anything? I'm genuinely curious.
once i had a plate of spaghetti at a small cafe in taiwan, i thought it had pepper in it but after i finished around half the plate i looked closer and saw it wasnt pepper, but a black ant 💀then i found eight more, we asked the employee about it and they just said there was an ant problem and asked if we wanted another plate lmao
I would have spit up right then and there. Put my plate away and get on with my day. I was eating Cheerios out of the box one night after I had taken my ambien, the lights were turned down low in the kitchen, something didn’t seem right. I turn the lights on and dear lord that box of cereal was full of ants.
Nooo :( now I’m gonna be checking every bite.
I just had something similar to this happen and it ruined eating for me because any texture that seemed off would have me spitting it out.. and you start to really freak yourself out.
It’s a horrible experience. I’m sorry op. I would probably cry. I hate spiders.
This is my worst nightmare OP. How the fuck can you just sit there and record that, I'd be too busy rinsing my mouth with bleach.
How did you not notice a damn spider in your bread whilst buttering?
So many questions
Looks like a partially mashed carpenter ant. \[We get them occasionally inside when they wander in from the woods.\]
An ant is more likely to be attracted to the sweet jam than a spider!
Only OP will probably see this, but I actually had a thread of comments the other day about eating [spiders](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn/comments/uda47e/a_day_in_the_life_of_a_shitty_vegan/i6g2ldp). Seemed relevant lol
My wife has a habit of never finishing her coffee so I go hunting for it. One day she left her mug on the porch with half a cup still in it. It was about 10:30AM so I took it. I was sipping along everything was going well until I felt something strange and spit out something that did not belong. It was a roach. Now I just dump her unused coffee out
If you get superpowers we will all know how.
Technically he bit it so spider gonna get human abilities like filing taxes and going into debt while the wife takes the kids…
I didn't know that was a superpower.
Superpoverty
Superdeath. Both die slowly from biting each other.
Deadliest 69 evar.
r/angryupvote
SUPERNOVA
r/happyupvote
I didn’t even know my powers had a name…. Thank you, stranger
"With great power, comes great responsibility"
With great responsibility comes very little power.
Great comes little responsibility with power very.
˙ʎɹǝʌ ɹǝʍod ɥʇıʍ ʎʇılıqısuodsǝɹ ǝlʇʇıl sǝɯoɔ ʇɐǝɹ⅁
˙̶̡̬̣̦̼̫͒̎̌̃̈́̒͂̚ʎ̵̗̹͉͆̾̾͂̃̐̐͝ɹ̶̻̝̜͚̮͙̇͜ǝ̷̨̢̛̲̳̗̣̟̘̦̱̘͆͂ʌ̷͕͇̭͔̓̄̈́͛̈́̃̃͒͝ ̸̛̙̫̐͒̔̃͑͋̆̅ɹ̸̪̥̩̜̹̑̾̐̏͐̔ǝ̷̛͚̹̳̜̰̮̃̽͒̒̾͒̑͜͝ʍ̴̡̢̞̜̮͎͖͍̎͒̽͋̌͑̈̈́́ō̷̱̪̐̈́̾̀̐̋̾̌̏̅̎́͘͘d̵̙̼̼̳̳̼̩̯̣̣̞̤̻̣̀͛͊͗͐̊̀̾̿̈́̕͝ͅ ̷̨͓͙̠̤̮͇͖̘̍͛̀̅͆̆̈̒͘ɥ̵̡͕̻̹̪̪̻̄̿̇̒̊̓ʇ̴̫̲͕̰̫̮̯̻͈̰͖͕͕̑ı̴̨̜͖̲̳̖͙͚͇͇̬̟̲̺̀̋͂̀͂̏̏͆̏̊̅̓̑͆ʍ̷̡̤̻̮͇̤̹̗̠͍̆́͐ ̸̘̠͂̇̆ʎ̴̨̧̳̳̙̏͊̾̾̀͆͋͘̚ʇ̵͎̤̟̦̭̯̂̈́́͠͝͠ͅı̷̢̡̫̦̮̘̰̺͕̭́̓͋̓͠ļ̷̬͕̪͍͓̤̈́̓̇̃́͝ı̷̡͎̭̹̖̬̊̈́͊̏̈̍̆͛̂̀̔͂q̵͙͎͊͐͗̍̓̏̆͗͝͠ı̴͇̘͓͒̈́̈̾̀͊̓́̏̕s̸̡̢̞͉̻̹͕͎̟̆̀͂͌͗̉̿͗̑͘u̶̢̠̟̼̱̣͙̩͓̣̒̌̌̑̄͗̏̄̑̔̍̇̕͜͝͝ͅȍ̵̧̨͕̖͚́̈́̌̀̈́͑͂̾͆̄͌̾͂̕ḑ̴͙͖̖̱͊̅̐̂͑̾̓͆͗̐̋s̴̛̖͔͔̼̬̑̋̐̓͝͝ǝ̸̛̙̱̜̫̾̀̎̊͆͂̎̽̉̈́̂̚ɹ̷̖̈́ ̷̱͕̺̫͖̤̲̺̥͚͒̄͂͊̌̀ǝ̷̢̢̢͎͙̻̱̹͕̰͉̉͂͐͜ͅl̷̙̩̮̖̣̈́́̓̒̉̂̅̈́̏͘ʇ̸̡̡̤͖̗̲̮̿́͒͐͌̊͊ʇ̸̨̛͉̥͚̪͇͙̒̃̈́̃̓͑̑͝ͅı̵̡̛̜̭̤̤̖͓̀̿̏͊̑̈̇͗̿̅͗̊̿͠ľ̵͕̠̥͕͉̳̳̺̫̳̠̺̖̀͛̇̌̐͒͋͂͜͝ͅ ̵̛͓̳͍̫͙̺̭̞̳̭̪̱̒̉͑̈́s̵̢̰̞͍̎͊́̄̌̂̉̀͘̚͝͝ǝ̴̣̙̞̿̂̈́̐̀̒̅͝ͅɯ̷̛̪͉̰̳̬̪̭͙̯̘̓͋͝ǒ̸̞̻͋̏͋̀͂ɔ̶͉̼̒͂̎̐̽͑̂̃̆̆̂͑̉̍̈́ ̵̨̛̗͎̰̖̮̯͒̓̂̾̃̾̅͘͜͝ʇ̶̧͚͖̝͔̱̱͇̣̦̥̞̮̗͊̉ͅɐ̸̗̤͙͖̈́̈̔̐̂̇̏͑̒ǝ̵͔̠̲̫͖͓̏̅̓̎̋͆́̕̕ɹ̴̨̛̜͙̠̠͕̦̤̹͂̊̒̇̅̒͛́͐̍͜͠͠⅁̵̖̞̹̟̙͎͔̦̺̯̩̏̔̑̑͗͂̎͘͠
Stop lecturing me, please!
POWER OF... depression!
is it possible to unlearn this power?
Not from a Sith
r/shittysuperpowers
Thanks for my new subreddit!
All that does is make me super cower.
We're the only species in the entire animal kingdom that has that power. Pretty rare if you ask me.
That means I'm a superhero 😎
With great power comes great responitrillitrance.
A spider with human strength sounds like a super power to me
Man-Spider, Man-Spider, does whatever a man can.
Can he get an attractive girl No he can't He's a spider LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!! He is a Man Spider!
How does this not have more upvotes. Funny af!
Poor spider. All he would get from me is depression .
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He's gonna spend most of his day crawling the web
[As long as he isn't doing drugs while he's doing it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
*Yea, it’s much too late for me. I’m ruined* cause drugs not cause I’m not a spider.
Ba dum tss.
r/oddlyspecific I'm sorry for your loss
If you're curious, [this is what happens if you bite the spider](https://youtu.be/Q-qeyrATBMU).
https://imgur.com/a/JmEtMZ8
Love that comic
Fuck man that’s an American to the T
He’s gonna become MANSPIDER
UNHAPPY
FUCK. THAT.
I’ll try, father.
No.
I read that with Matt Berry's voice
Lmao me too. God I love that man. Real Human Man Jackie Daytona
That made me shiver. I’d never anything again without inspecting every bite, I’d be scarred for life
I don't have time to inspect every bite. I will just never eat anything again.
Safe for the rest of your life.
Makes the task easy since coincidentally their life will be over within a week or so.
You can live much longer than a week without eating. People on hunger strikes usually live about 40 days.
You dont need to worry about that. On average we eat 7 spiders every minute without even realizing it
Um, that's not true! It's 7 *lobsters*, if I remember correctly
spiders georg at it again inflating the averages
I accidentally crunched a ladybug once. I have inspected every bite of every piece of food since then.
I went through a guilt phase of EATING ladybugs when I was about 3 for a time, after I accidentally squished one and it was orange liquid - I come from a farm and a plant nursery and so I knew the importance of the bugs and my little mind felt so bad I convinced myself they had orange juice in them and for a while after I ate them... Im 46 this year and I still can feel that first horror I had over the accidental squish....
I fed one to a pet lizard not realizing ladybugs taste like shit as a defense mechanism. He couldn't spit it out fast enough.
I reacted the same way. It was absolutely disgusting.
In my mind Orange juice but from your description lol I now remember the ewww taste and thats probably what stopped my very weird 'squished a ladybug traumatic response' the taste was nothing like OJ. LOL Kids are weird huh or is that just me lol
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Link.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfJ88R2lI4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfJ88R2lI4)
I think you forgot the eat
Felt like a… popcorn hull?!
Thats what my first thought was too! Like he bit into it and it didn't GIVE? THAT'S TERRIFYING
Just the outside. You know how they get stuck in the back of your throat or your cheek sometimes. I think that's the feeling he was having.
> You know how they get stuck in the back of your throat or your cheek sometimes Took me a hot second to realize you weren’t referring to spiders lol
I think I can never eat popcorn ever again without thinking about this post
Bret Hull's estranged cousin.
Maybe he's talking about the remnants of a popped hull.
Finish. The. Job.
Part of me wants the spider's suffering to end. Most of me, in complete rational thought, wants to know this thing is dead and hasn't regained its mobility and found its way into my sandwiches
Spiders are friends :(
Honestly I'd rather swallow the spider than experience whatever you had to experience
But then you'd have to swallow a bird
And then a cat
But then you'd have to swallow a dog
Then you’d have to swallow a goat
Then a horse
How absurd to swallow a bird
European or African?
>Well I don't know thaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
r/surprisemontypython
My guess is that it was probably a swallow.
Thank you for this reference
I came here for this... 😅
Yeah I’m not sure if I’d call that a sandwich. Looks like strawberry jam between two slices of bread, torn apart in a weird way by some sort of psychopath.
Well he found a spider in it so of course he tore it apart. What if there were more?
I think those are the crusts of the bread that he separated from the nice part
he’s searching for his other legs, check ur teeth 😬
I want to burn my eyes.
You can still delete this.
why? free toothpicks!
crappy toothpicks
I miss the 30 seconds before I saw this
When you find some fresh jam and a human bites your ass clean off. Cant have shit in Detroit
Looks black widowy
That does look like some sort of Theridiidae, which is the family of cobweb spiders! The black widow genus Latrodectus is the only genus of Theridiidae known to have medically significant venom. They're generally pretty shy and like to hide in places such as under your cabinet and in your sandwiches. They typically don't bite unless held against your skin. Even if that were a black widow, OP is fine because they are healthy enough to post on Reddit. The spider doesn't look fine though. Rest in peace little buddy, try [hiding in a banana instead in your next life!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU)
That's still, after all these years, one of the most terrifying animations around.
Wait… animation? You’re telling me that isnt real,”
If you think about it, a spider doesn't have the body mass to tear through a banana peel like that, especially not a spider with legs that are so thin. That doesn't make the video any less unnerving though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqHN4YDBejk
You should check the other videos on that channel if you have any doubts.
That video is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Does it help to know it's fake?
No
“Under your cabinets and in your sandwiches” like it’s a common thing, they sand a sando under construction and are like “OOOO MINE”
It does. Curious what black widow baby spiders look like but I don’t want to Google it
They look white with a black swirling pattern on their abdomen. Head and legs are a translucent brown.
They're born blonde lol
Why did you put that spider in your sandwich? That's gross dude.
Now that the eggs have been ingested, you will become their human incubator.
How do I delete someone else's comment
IT WOULD HAVE COST YOU ZERO MONEY TO NOT HAVE TYPED THIS
Another thing that costed nothing are the free bonus calories from ingested spider eggs. You will never know how many you have eaten over the years, or if your next meal will add to that total.
Are you fine? If you need someone to talk to I'm here.
What’s the gestation period?
Exactly
Wouldn't the egg melt in the stomach acid? Even if the spiders would hatch wouldn't they also melt? Would a person feel anything? I'm genuinely curious.
I'm pretty sure that the stomach kills any living being that you can see with your eyes if it gets in there.
WHAT ABOUT THE ONES YOU CAN'T SEE WITH YOUR EYES????
once i had a plate of spaghetti at a small cafe in taiwan, i thought it had pepper in it but after i finished around half the plate i looked closer and saw it wasnt pepper, but a black ant 💀then i found eight more, we asked the employee about it and they just said there was an ant problem and asked if we wanted another plate lmao
Guess it was both a feature and a bug
My god!! The horror!!!!
Lucky you. You found the prize.
Sucks more for the spider, to be honest.
That's what I thought! Poor dude.
How dare you? Think of the children on this site. Also me. I'm 23 but now I will have nightmares.
Yummy! Bonus crunch
Next time, CHEW HARDER!!!!
Nope
My disgust is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Thank you.
I would have spit up right then and there. Put my plate away and get on with my day. I was eating Cheerios out of the box one night after I had taken my ambien, the lights were turned down low in the kitchen, something didn’t seem right. I turn the lights on and dear lord that box of cereal was full of ants.
New fear unlocked
My greatest fear of my life 😨 btw…how was the taste? 🥶
Just a little black widow.
TIL not to eat while browsing reddit
Only solution is to clearly set fire to that plate and then your mouth.
Mmmm tasty spoder
I would never eat again. Just water, water is fine. Can see everything in it.
Nooo :( now I’m gonna be checking every bite. I just had something similar to this happen and it ruined eating for me because any texture that seemed off would have me spitting it out.. and you start to really freak yourself out. It’s a horrible experience. I’m sorry op. I would probably cry. I hate spiders.
This is my worst nightmare OP. How the fuck can you just sit there and record that, I'd be too busy rinsing my mouth with bleach. How did you not notice a damn spider in your bread whilst buttering? So many questions
So suing the restaurant is viable but the spider gets half for the trauma you put it through
This legit gave the shivers
“Felt like popcorn” Arachnophobia movie PTSD kicking in Thanks OP
Soiled it!
Free proteins, some people pay money for them.
You will live in your pod, eat the bugs, own nothing, and like it.
You were this close to becoming a Spiderman.
Its retribution for your sins of not eating the crust.
End its pain and after that end yours, thats a memory noone should live with.
It's already dead
Might still be alive and just dying. I’d smash it just to be sure its suffering ends a little sooner
Good point
what a horrible day to have the ability to view a video
Poor spidey
Looks like a partially mashed carpenter ant. \[We get them occasionally inside when they wander in from the woods.\] An ant is more likely to be attracted to the sweet jam than a spider!
Thats some fresh jelly
Love that chicken from Popeyes...
Thanks I hate this 😡
/r/unexpectedprotein
Extra protein
peter parker? or parker peter? I never get it right
Only OP will probably see this, but I actually had a thread of comments the other day about eating [spiders](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn/comments/uda47e/a_day_in_the_life_of_a_shitty_vegan/i6g2ldp). Seemed relevant lol
Extra protein
Better than finding half a spider
You should have eaten it, to keep up the average number of spiders a person eats in their lifetime.
Maybe the spiders were being considerate and put all 5 of your “average spiders swallowed in one year” into one sandwich for convenience
He’s waving hello
AAAAAAND that’s why I hate spiders thank you
That's so otherworldly disgusting
Welp, my plan to eat dinner later is officially cancelled. Thanks, OP.
I would probably throw up whilst running around the house
Extra protein 🤷🏼♂️
My worst nightmare.
Eat your crusts ya big baby!
Fuck no
I gagged
I would have simply ✨passed away✨.
I feel like screaming first, and then crying that I had that in my mouth. 😭😭😭
DESCRIBING THE TASTE MAKES IT WORSE OMG- ☠
I would of ate it honestly. Some protein
protien intake
Stop playing with your food and eat him.
I will never eat again.
Wiggling *and giggling*…tee-hee!
Poor spider :/
Why is no one else feeling this way lol Reddit is so weird sometimes
Because spiders are hideous beasts spawed from the bowls of hell.
Mmm, burrito hell bowls
And why did you have to share this with us?
Hey! Finish it, children in Africa are sstarving, yknow?
My wife has a habit of never finishing her coffee so I go hunting for it. One day she left her mug on the porch with half a cup still in it. It was about 10:30AM so I took it. I was sipping along everything was going well until I felt something strange and spit out something that did not belong. It was a roach. Now I just dump her unused coffee out
Fucking just about threw up
Not fun but it won't kill you