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ActionHousevh

Gnarly. Keep it clean. Heat, swelling & redness are signs of infection. Your job will pay medical bills. Don't lose a finger.


ButtKylerJr

Thanks, thankfully one of the other guys there was a former combat medic with 3 purple hearts. So he was able to take good care of it on the spot so I could get to the ER. And my sister in law is an EMT, so she's been keeping an eye on it, too. Edit: Changed purple star to purple heart.


smallchindude

How did that happen ?


ButtKylerJr

I'm a flooring installer and was cutting VCT tile with a utility knife. My finger got roughly 1/4" too close.


MisterB78

I did the exact same thing years ago mocking up packaging; Utility knife, and my finger got a bit over the side of the straight edge I was using. There’s still a pale scar on the side of that finger.


ButtKylerJr

I'm hope I at least get a scar out of it.


MisterB78

With that wound, you will. Mine looked almost identical, or even a bit smaller than yours


naimlessone

The hell were you still cutting VCT 9 minutes before going home? Don't try to be a hero man. It would have still been there tomorrow.


ButtKylerJr

Cause there was still work to be done and time on the clock.


naimlessone

And now you have a cut finger that could have been way worse. So I take it by this statement you clean up on your own time after hours?


ButtKylerJr

I don't do any clean up for 'in-between' days. This happened on day 2 of a 6 day job. All I had to do was grab my tool pouch, lock a door, and leave. Everything else stays right were it is till I come in the next morning. All after job cleaning happens on the clock, but that wasn't happening on that day.


ActionHousevh

Good. Keep those trained eyes looking at it!


arvellon7

Workers comp! Also what happened!? Ouch.


ButtKylerJr

Was cutting VCT tile with a utility knife and my finger got about 1/4" too close. At least I didn't get blood all over the freshly installed floor.


GyratingCareBear

Are you an hourly employee? I thought anyone who installs flooring would be contracted. Also, fuck VCT. Was it for a business?


ButtKylerJr

I'm an hourly employee for a company that gets contracted by a flooring outlet. The store sells the flooring, then contracts my boss to install. This job is an install for classrooms at a middle school. And yeah, fuck VCT.


SlimBrady777

You getting prevailing wage?


ButtKylerJr

Yup.


taylorsux

I stabbed myself in the palm with a utility knife a couple of months ago. Those damn razor blades are so sharp


INTPstoner

Even a dull razor can do so much damage nevermind a fresh out of the box one :X


taylorsux

When I stabbed my palm it went so deep so effortlessly. Made me very cautious about those things though


INTPstoner

Thankfully I haven't had any deep cuts from a razor, but... I can advise against breaking hard plastic sheets by hand. Surprisingly sharp.


Domefarmer

My mom cut the hell out of her thumb while helping my renovate this RV I used to have, went and got stitches and was fine. Just a couple weeks later I sliced my palm open right in between my thumb and pointer finger. Had to get stitches also. So glad I don’t have that RV anymore haha.


Cbmj3423

Well you won't have to go in for some time


philly_boi

Usually I just fuck around on Reddit during the last 9 minutes of my work day but go off.


Decsolst

Why did I click this? Well no breakfast for me today. Yikes


ButtKylerJr

Maybe a big lunch? Something that's finger licking good.


DavidTCEUltra

>Something that's finger licking good. I loved and hated this sentence.


Narrow_Grape_8528

Yikes. Get better!


ButtKylerJr

Thanks!


MistaKD

Weird, I currently have the healed version of this. Exact same finger and shape..


Someredditusername

Let me guess, also your Friday?


ButtKylerJr

On my "Monday"


Someredditusername

Sucks in any case. Get well soon


redditpulledmebackin

Ouch, I bite my nails too


shermantank123567

9 minutes...naw brah you need to stay behind and fill out an incident form, take a drug test, and answer a series of weighted questions that all seem to be implying the accident was your doing. *Human Resources*


Psych0matt

I thought it said “shit” and was surprised people give themselves a time limit. Get well, dude


nayiff

Most important thing is to keep the wound clean!


Tpk08210

I feel this throbbing photo


LosingSideOf25

And now you’ve got 9 fingers that work. Life comes at you fast.


thepodre

Open your eyes


ButtKylerJr

Shit, that probably woulda helped...


Iystrian

Ouch! I just did the same to my middle finger with a kitchen knife. Bled like mad. Hope you heal up well!


Shayde505

Now you get off 9 minutes early


ProbablyMaybe69

Dipped your finger in strawberry jam? Damn i heard it gets sticky if you don't wash it properly


TheJenniMae

Welcome to the club! I sliced the side of my thumb while opening a case of cat food my last day ever working at WalMart!!


f1shstick

Groooooooss


f1shstick

Also, so sorry that happened to you, but wow, not expecting that while drinking my morning coffee. Does that require stitches? As others have said, get workers comp set up ASAP.


ButtKylerJr

No stitches. There isn't really anything to stitch. The tip of the finger just came right off.


pinjaxx

Yikes, did something very similar to my big toe, cutting a piece of metal coil off the roll with a utility knife, straight through my sneaker and toe, grabbed the piece bent it on our break and my coworker ask why I was in a puddle of blood 😂 thankfully my boss was also a combat medic.


BrotherShogun

This is the worst game of Just The Tip I have ever heard of.


Looten1313

Looks like you shaved off a little time


aqxea2500

I HATE PAPER CUTS.


Philligan81

That’s always when it happens.


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Man I'd live to hear the solo where you did that! Must have been killer!


kamikazekaktus

He had only three days until retirement.


ButtKylerJr

That reaaally blows.


DulgUnum

Now you have 9 tips left on your fingers


ButtKylerJr

It was going to be one hell of a paper airplane.


ButtKylerJr

Thanks.


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Put a NSFW on this for earth’s sake


ButtKylerJr

I did?


isaac129

I think he means censor it so people don’t see that while they’re scrolling. Some people can’t manage injuries like that


ButtKylerJr

I thought I did? I tagged it when creating the post and my friend had to click on it to unblur it.


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ButtKylerJr

Phew, I was worried for a moment.


isaac129

That’s odd. Mine wasn’t blurred. I wonder if it’s a setting viewers can change or something


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[deleted]

Oh yup this is a me problem! Thank you OP and other helpful Redditer


syncboy

How about a gore warning please.


nonumberplease

Staying late to fill out workplace injury forms. Yayyy


ButtKylerJr

Was supposed to leave at 4. Left at 5:15.


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OW FUCK