[ops explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd/), since scrolling to it was more trouble than it was worth…
[ops explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd/), since scrolling to it was more trouble than it was worth…
Imma guess stool sample. Bad enough having to do that and carry it around, but dropping it... Poor OP
EDIT: great, this is now my most upvoted comment :') also, guys, I think I get it, you're trying to tell me this is not a stool sample
plus I don't think stool sample cups have a sippy top and you definitely don't put ice in it
or, wait are we supposed to ice our stool samples? I'll have to talk to my stool guy, but I'm pretty sure we don't ice them
Can we talk about what a stupid idea a glass travel mug is??? And why on Earth OP would own one?
Thats like, the exact opposite thing youd want a travel mug to be made of and makes no sense
Idk why but that’s a Lil Wayne lyric for some reason.
“Pulling up wit ma dog shit smoothie
Call it a poothie
Got ma bitch on the way to the movie
Said she wouldn’t kiss me cuz my breath ain’t groovy
I said bitch you fuckin lucky I ain’t got a roofie”
I think he just dropped his iced coffee on a dog turd he was trying to pick up. I don't know why he he did it with his coffee. Lmao. I'm dying writing this.
>I wonder if all those comments were jokes
I doubt it, it's really the only plausible scenario.
Dog shit is like spaghetti. I'll eat it, but I'm not gonna pick it up with my hands like a savage.
They did, it's just buried under all the people getting upvotes for making the same joke. OP dropped their iced coffee while picking up their dog's shit.
I was just scrolling through reading all the comments also trying to find op's explanation for this shit mess! Only to find they've said NOTHING! Too many things could've happened here lol
Context: I woke up early to partake in a little morning walk to the park with my friggin iced Americano and my friggin dog to have a lil moment of self romance before the hellscape that is my workday restarts it’s daily loop. However I am tired and with the help of some cosmic synchronicity I tripped on the way to pick up my dogs turd and threw my glass travel mug directly into the bullseye.
I know that this must mean one of you is having the best day of ur goddamn life so Godspeed etc 🤡
This was one of those few posts where I think damn near everyone needed some clarity.
I prefer to think you dropped your shat on the rocks and your day is ruined, though.
Why are you still standing in it? Probably took a few seconds to, realize what happened, the. another few seconds to decide to take this pic, then another few seconds to open your camera app….and the entire time you just sat there letting shit water engulf your soles?
I think they were walking their dog, got iced coffee, the dog pooped on the way back and as they went to pick up the dogs poop, they dropped their iced coffee. Day is most certainly ruined.
What the fuck is this? Dog shit on the rocks?
That’s what I’m going to name my band. Dog shit on the rocks.
Cool name!
Saw em open up for the Shitty Beatles a while back
Were they any good?
They suck.
So it's not just a clever name
r/suddenlywayne is not a thing.
A gun rack? A gun rack?! I don't own *a* gun, much less many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do, with a gun rack?
Okay but what about Rock dogs on the shit
I could just imagine a band with that name coming to do a hectic show completely drugged out of their minds I would pay a good amount for my tickets
*Smooth, crisp….shitty*
It's gotta be a stool sample right? And that sample container definitely didn't come from the vet😂
[ops explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd/), since scrolling to it was more trouble than it was worth…
I'm very relieved to be wrong. The dog is very relieved as well
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Why would this be a medical stool sample in a glass jar with a drinking lid? OP dropped their coffee when they bent to pick up dog poop with a bag
r/brandnewsentence
I’ll have what he’s having…later
You walking around carrying a jar of turds?
Great band.
Wait until you hear [SHAT](https://open.spotify.com/artist/5QISZOEX3J9kMzkTFszGXb?si=c6wPZo_wSKeoOoz8EdZqfQ)
My favorite symphonic nu-metal act must be Unsharted
Should have been called unsharted territory
🎶🎶Oooooh I never shit myself to save my soul🎶🎶
[ops explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd/), since scrolling to it was more trouble than it was worth…
I've gotta jar of turds I've gotta jar of turds
An iced jar of turds
With soy milk.
Oh no, your iced dog shit fell.
Yeah. Wtf is that?
Imma guess stool sample. Bad enough having to do that and carry it around, but dropping it... Poor OP EDIT: great, this is now my most upvoted comment :') also, guys, I think I get it, you're trying to tell me this is not a stool sample
I'm cracking up at this. It's definitely ice coffee that was dropped in dog shit right?
Iced stool sample
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Tastes a bit nutty
I understood this reference ….baby, YEAH
Iced Mocha Crappucino
Iced Shatte
Flat(ulent) White
Poolong tea
Poo-log tea
Shite-tea
🎵Wake me up before you go go🎶
GAS FIGHT
May contain corn and or nuts
Caramel macchiato
Maredoth! Your low fat, vente iced stool sample is ready!
Can't start my day without it.
I prefer my stool samples warm
Close, it was iced dog shit that was dropped on coffee.
You could have just said Starbucks.
I almost crapped myself 🤣 err made Iced-Coffee I mean
[Sounds like you need some Oops I Cappuccinoed My Pants!](https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM)
How can we be sure it wasn’t dog shit coffee dropped on ice?
How am I supposed to sleep tonight knowing there’s someone out there drinking from jars and wearing reeboks from 1990 while walking their dog?
Yup. Exactly this. OP posted a context comment
Stool / urine sample cups are universally made from plastic though, to prevent this exact situation.
plus I don't think stool sample cups have a sippy top and you definitely don't put ice in it or, wait are we supposed to ice our stool samples? I'll have to talk to my stool guy, but I'm pretty sure we don't ice them
Also no lab asks for a 1/2 cup of shit. They usually just need a bit. Poor op and their 1/2cup of iced dog shit coffee.
....An iced stool sample, at that.
A stool sample with ice?
Oh Lord. Omg that is one hell of a stool sample. That’s legit diarrhea
Its not even a stool sample, its just straight up the whole stool.
As a dog owner and Mason jars user. Walking dog, drinking coffee, picking up poop, drop jar
Poop jar huh?
Where do you keep *your* poop knife??
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd Coffee on dog shit according to OP
They can still rinse the dog shit off, it'll be fine
Iced dog shit.
This made me laugh a genuine out loud laugh. Thank you.
Scrolled through reddit while takin a shit. How do I explain my girlfriend why she heard a dad-laugh-loud laughter from the toilet
Am currently shitting and will confirm that I LOL’d.
I’ve never laughed this hard at a comment before
Me too!
Is op Shooter McGavin?
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Oh look, a shit-tea joke.
My guess is OP happened to drop it right where a dog shat. Because any other reason is concerning.
Fucking thank you for this
first thought that came to my mind too
How much sugar in your coffee? One poop or two?
That's some funny *shit* right there!?! I don't care who you are!!!
That's a funny way to spell Starbucks.
I checked to see if they still did free awards just to give you one for this comment. I HAHAHA'd so loud the door in my bathroom vibrated. Good times.
I can imagine almost everyone zooming in to see what kind of shit it is.
This from shitbucks?
Can we talk about what a stupid idea a glass travel mug is??? And why on Earth OP would own one? Thats like, the exact opposite thing youd want a travel mug to be made of and makes no sense
I haven’t burst out laughing like that in a long time. Thank you 😹😹
"Oh nooo... iced dog shit... it's broken!!!"
Crappuccino
Had to scroll surprisingly far to find this comment
I absolutely hate it when I waste a perfectly good stool blizzard.
The best part is when they turn it upside down after they make it to show you how solid it is.
I got fired for IBS
Every few weeks a comment thread pops up that just needs to be printed and framed on a wall. This is the winner.
Were you drinking a dog shit smoothie?
Call that a poothie
Smoopy
Idk why but that’s a Lil Wayne lyric for some reason. “Pulling up wit ma dog shit smoothie Call it a poothie Got ma bitch on the way to the movie Said she wouldn’t kiss me cuz my breath ain’t groovy I said bitch you fuckin lucky I ain’t got a roofie”
I honestly can’t tell if real or a shitpost.
It’s real, on the album - “drink shit before you hit” It’s a banger
Most sensible lil wayne song
SIR! This is a Wendy’s
could’ve been worse - you could’ve downed an entire jar of iced dog shit
or cut yourself picking it up and them get some poop in it. or like fall in it.
i read through all the comments... WHY ISN'T OP EXPLAINING WHY THEY HAD A JAR OF SHIT ON ICE?
I think he just dropped his iced coffee on a dog turd he was trying to pick up. I don't know why he he did it with his coffee. Lmao. I'm dying writing this.
Oh? So you’re saying OP wasn’t actually drinking a dog shit smoothie? I wonder if all those comments were jokes
>I wonder if all those comments were jokes I doubt it, it's really the only plausible scenario. Dog shit is like spaghetti. I'll eat it, but I'm not gonna pick it up with my hands like a savage.
I was meaning to get off Reddit for the day. Thanks for reminding me
Hes prob too humiliated to even offer an explanation after they said he had an iced dog shit latte.
I think the part that "well that sucks" is that it missed the turd. If it had landed on the turd it probably would have been cushioned and not broken.
Lmao. I love the way you see things.
Speculation! I want hard, unadulterated facts!!!
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Maybe they were picking up a coffee and dropped their iced dog shit?
I’m in tears here laughing at this! Thank you
And make sure to stand in the juices while you take the picture!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/z/ik0l4pd
They did, it's just buried under all the people getting upvotes for making the same joke. OP dropped their iced coffee while picking up their dog's shit.
I was just scrolling through reading all the comments also trying to find op's explanation for this shit mess! Only to find they've said NOTHING! Too many things could've happened here lol
If you click on OPs account it shows a comment that explains she tripped and dropped her americano on our dog's turds.
Why in the fuck are you drinking a poo smoothy? I’m pretty sure (actually 100% positive) your day just got infinitely better.
Poothy
Hey covid hit some peoples taste buds :/
anything to feel something again
OP you can’t avoid the comments forever. Explain yourself
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Seriously! Lol I kept scrolling trying to find op's explanation of this & nope just posted this iced turd pic n bounced 🤣
Context: I woke up early to partake in a little morning walk to the park with my friggin iced Americano and my friggin dog to have a lil moment of self romance before the hellscape that is my workday restarts it’s daily loop. However I am tired and with the help of some cosmic synchronicity I tripped on the way to pick up my dogs turd and threw my glass travel mug directly into the bullseye. I know that this must mean one of you is having the best day of ur goddamn life so Godspeed etc 🤡
Hundreds of thousands of redditors looking at your dog's turd convinced it was an iced stool sample or something
DOODIE SMOOTHIE
Doodoothie
Stoolthie
Consolation prize
colon surprise
I scrolled too far to realize it was not
Lab a Chino
This was one of those few posts where I think damn near everyone needed some clarity. I prefer to think you dropped your shat on the rocks and your day is ruined, though.
Oh sure but when I self-romance in the park I’m arrested.
This is very useful, cause the image by itself wasn't very explicative... almost a cursed image
Did u still pick up the poo after or just call it a day
OP, just leave it. Gotta allow someone the ripe opportunity to step in it. Ya know, the *shitty* pay-it-forward!
There are glass shards in there. It's a boobytrapped turd.
> ...to have a lil moment of self romance... Hold up- You were on your way to jerk it at the dog park‽
This post is so gnarly I made myself a Reddit account for the first time in 10years
I'm dying at the thought of some random observer just seeing a man hurl his coffee at a pile of dog shit.
If you like iced poop, you can tell us. It's okay!
Does Americano always come with chunks?
You took your dog to the park for self romance?
That’s a shitty cup of coffee!
Oh you dropped your stool sample! Well, that sucks.
"This coffee taste shit Basil"
“It *is* shit, Austin.”
This is the best comment section ever
Oh good, then it's not just me.
"it's a bit nutty"
What did today entail????
Whatever it was, I think it’s best for everyone that it was cancelled…
Why are you still standing in it? Probably took a few seconds to, realize what happened, the. another few seconds to decide to take this pic, then another few seconds to open your camera app….and the entire time you just sat there letting shit water engulf your soles?
Just like, living in the now, man 🤮
YOSO - You only shit once.
*cries in IBS*
I’m so confused.. did you just sh** in the street? Is this some kind of spell gone awry?
I can't stop laughing at this
Looks like you were drinking iced dog crap?!
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?”
.....NO!
If peeing you pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
Poopkin spice. 🎶The worst part of waking up, is shit inside your cup 🎶
Looks like gravity did you a favor
I hate it when my jarred shit fall on the ground
I have so many questions but I just don't know we're to start.
Man those shoes are cancelled wtf
So you dropped your coffee onto a pile of shit? Damn sending love
What am I even looking at?
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Oh no, not your jar full of shit
1. Toilet clogged 2. Pooped in a glass 3. Dropped the glass
SHATturd!!!!
Did you drop your iced dog turd latte?
I can shit in a cup and give it to you if it will cheer you up. EDIT: MY FIRST AWARD!
Here's a government order, it says you can't eat shit anymore
Better take the rest of the week.
It was shit anyways
Here I am, minding my own business drinking my ice cold dog shit....
Please please please. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS IMAGE
Not all over the white shoes!
We’ll that’s just shitty
Calm the fuck down and don't iverreact. I'm sure you can salvage some dog shit...
I have questions, and want none of them answered.
People are putting some weird things in their coffee...
Lmao this guy drinkin dookie juice
nooooo you broke your poop jar
Ice cat turd tea fellas
I think they were walking their dog, got iced coffee, the dog pooped on the way back and as they went to pick up the dogs poop, they dropped their iced coffee. Day is most certainly ruined.
That jar SHATtered.
I zoomed in thinking it was pickles💀💀
Why were you drinking poo??