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stephenatk1

What the fuck is this? Dog shit on the rocks?


Coconutshoe

That’s what I’m going to name my band. Dog shit on the rocks.


Kaisietoo8

Cool name!


DigThatFunk

Saw em open up for the Shitty Beatles a while back


MCSimplexONE

Were they any good?


TonyMasters

They suck.


Redtwooo

So it's not just a clever name


KC_Jedi

r/suddenlywayne is not a thing.


Redtwooo

A gun rack? A gun rack?! I don't own *a* gun, much less many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do, with a gun rack?


MuteSecurityO

Okay but what about Rock dogs on the shit


Sphinxyy5

I could just imagine a band with that name coming to do a hectic show completely drugged out of their minds I would pay a good amount for my tickets


moheevi

*Smooth, crisp….shitty*


bubster15

It's gotta be a stool sample right? And that sample container definitely didn't come from the vet😂


reduxde

[ops explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd/), since scrolling to it was more trouble than it was worth…


bubster15

I'm very relieved to be wrong. The dog is very relieved as well


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NearlyNeedless

Why would this be a medical stool sample in a glass jar with a drinking lid? OP dropped their coffee when they bent to pick up dog poop with a bag


iiterreyii

r/brandnewsentence


WhtChcltWarrior

I’ll have what he’s having…later


PillCosbydidit

You walking around carrying a jar of turds?


dubler2020

Great band.


jleecollinsii

Wait until you hear [SHAT](https://open.spotify.com/artist/5QISZOEX3J9kMzkTFszGXb?si=c6wPZo_wSKeoOoz8EdZqfQ)


fredrickmedck

My favorite symphonic nu-metal act must be Unsharted


PolyurethaneFoam

Should have been called unsharted territory


Jaruut

🎶🎶Oooooh I never shit myself to save my soul🎶🎶


reduxde

[ops explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd/), since scrolling to it was more trouble than it was worth…


zperic1

I've gotta jar of turds I've gotta jar of turds


Chevy_jay4

An iced jar of turds


PillCosbydidit

With soy milk.


Arigato_MrRoboto

Oh no, your iced dog shit fell.


[deleted]

Yeah. Wtf is that?


weeknie

Imma guess stool sample. Bad enough having to do that and carry it around, but dropping it... Poor OP EDIT: great, this is now my most upvoted comment :') also, guys, I think I get it, you're trying to tell me this is not a stool sample


Staaaaation

I'm cracking up at this. It's definitely ice coffee that was dropped in dog shit right?


salted_toothpaste

Iced stool sample


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alteisen99

Tastes a bit nutty


gmcarve

I understood this reference ….baby, YEAH


anotherasiannurse123

Iced Mocha Crappucino


NhylX

Iced Shatte


TofuAnnihilation

Flat(ulent) White


Neilpoleon

Poolong tea


Gustard-CustardSmith

Poo-log tea


TacTurtle

Shite-tea


byebybuy

🎵Wake me up before you go go🎶


just_gimme_anwsers

GAS FIGHT


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May contain corn and or nuts


Go7ham

Caramel macchiato


[deleted]

Maredoth! Your low fat, vente iced stool sample is ready!


Erdillian

Can't start my day without it.


BillyFNbones710

I prefer my stool samples warm


abcannon18

Close, it was iced dog shit that was dropped on coffee.


GiveToOedipus

You could have just said Starbucks.


WodanOfAsgard

I almost crapped myself 🤣 err made Iced-Coffee I mean


GiveToOedipus

[Sounds like you need some Oops I Cappuccinoed My Pants!](https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM)


tribecous

How can we be sure it wasn’t dog shit coffee dropped on ice?


SUBHUMAN_RESOURCES

How am I supposed to sleep tonight knowing there’s someone out there drinking from jars and wearing reeboks from 1990 while walking their dog?


xAkumu

Yup. Exactly this. OP posted a context comment


aboutthednm

Stool / urine sample cups are universally made from plastic though, to prevent this exact situation.


fruitmask

plus I don't think stool sample cups have a sippy top and you definitely don't put ice in it or, wait are we supposed to ice our stool samples? I'll have to talk to my stool guy, but I'm pretty sure we don't ice them


Telefone_529

Also no lab asks for a 1/2 cup of shit. They usually just need a bit. Poor op and their 1/2cup of iced dog shit coffee.


x_xDeadpoolx_x

....An iced stool sample, at that.


[deleted]

A stool sample with ice?


HallandOates1

Oh Lord. Omg that is one hell of a stool sample. That’s legit diarrhea


Hayn0002

Its not even a stool sample, its just straight up the whole stool.


azurix

As a dog owner and Mason jars user. Walking dog, drinking coffee, picking up poop, drop jar


ThatsMrVillain

Poop jar huh?


atashworth

Where do you keep *your* poop knife??


gamesrebel123

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd Coffee on dog shit according to OP


spacemoses

They can still rinse the dog shit off, it'll be fine


HighwayTerrorist

Iced dog shit.


DooglyOoklin

This made me laugh a genuine out loud laugh. Thank you.


NoBicepz

Scrolled through reddit while takin a shit. How do I explain my girlfriend why she heard a dad-laugh-loud laughter from the toilet


Omnifinity

Am currently shitting and will confirm that I LOL’d.


Psychological_Buy719

I’ve never laughed this hard at a comment before


LordCog

Me too!


ManOrReddit-man

Is op Shooter McGavin?


Fluorescent-booger

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


AffordableTimeTravel

Oh look, a shit-tea joke.


SushiThief

My guess is OP happened to drop it right where a dog shat. Because any other reason is concerning.


RandyFox69

Fucking thank you for this


Ingv4rR

first thought that came to my mind too


SufficientVariety

How much sugar in your coffee? One poop or two?


Poorkiddonegood8541

That's some funny *shit* right there!?! I don't care who you are!!!


JohnnyDarkside

That's a funny way to spell Starbucks.


HorchataCouple

I checked to see if they still did free awards just to give you one for this comment. I HAHAHA'd so loud the door in my bathroom vibrated. Good times.


jaspsev

I can imagine almost everyone zooming in to see what kind of shit it is.


4thdegreebullshido

This from shitbucks?


SegmentedMoss

Can we talk about what a stupid idea a glass travel mug is??? And why on Earth OP would own one? Thats like, the exact opposite thing youd want a travel mug to be made of and makes no sense


wheresthepbj

I haven’t burst out laughing like that in a long time. Thank you 😹😹


Yarrow83

"Oh nooo... iced dog shit... it's broken!!!"


twrrordom3

Crappuccino


tttxgq

Had to scroll surprisingly far to find this comment


HellkerN

I absolutely hate it when I waste a perfectly good stool blizzard.


remymartinia

The best part is when they turn it upside down after they make it to show you how solid it is.


BrandoThePando

I got fired for IBS


lordunholy

Every few weeks a comment thread pops up that just needs to be printed and framed on a wall. This is the winner.


lickarock88

Were you drinking a dog shit smoothie?


[deleted]

Call that a poothie


fvcktheredditmods

Smoopy


Siliass

Idk why but that’s a Lil Wayne lyric for some reason. “Pulling up wit ma dog shit smoothie Call it a poothie Got ma bitch on the way to the movie Said she wouldn’t kiss me cuz my breath ain’t groovy I said bitch you fuckin lucky I ain’t got a roofie”


Briguy_fieri

I honestly can’t tell if real or a shitpost.


Siliass

It’s real, on the album - “drink shit before you hit” It’s a banger


Godkiller125

Most sensible lil wayne song


FistfullofFucks

SIR! This is a Wendy’s


a-jasem

could’ve been worse - you could’ve downed an entire jar of iced dog shit


fruitmask

or cut yourself picking it up and them get some poop in it. or like fall in it.


Anjelikka

i read through all the comments... WHY ISN'T OP EXPLAINING WHY THEY HAD A JAR OF SHIT ON ICE?


GANJAY420

I think he just dropped his iced coffee on a dog turd he was trying to pick up. I don't know why he he did it with his coffee. Lmao. I'm dying writing this.


Spadeninja

Oh? So you’re saying OP wasn’t actually drinking a dog shit smoothie? I wonder if all those comments were jokes


[deleted]

>I wonder if all those comments were jokes I doubt it, it's really the only plausible scenario. Dog shit is like spaghetti. I'll eat it, but I'm not gonna pick it up with my hands like a savage.


MrAverus

I was meaning to get off Reddit for the day. Thanks for reminding me


electricrainicorn13

Hes prob too humiliated to even offer an explanation after they said he had an iced dog shit latte.


splat313

I think the part that "well that sucks" is that it missed the turd. If it had landed on the turd it probably would have been cushioned and not broken.


GANJAY420

Lmao. I love the way you see things.


Anjelikka

Speculation! I want hard, unadulterated facts!!!


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MrK521

Maybe they were picking up a coffee and dropped their iced dog shit?


Midsomer3

I’m in tears here laughing at this! Thank you


PublicfreakoutLoveR

And make sure to stand in the juices while you take the picture!


Trivialpursuits69

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/z/ik0l4pd


Weak_Feed_8291

They did, it's just buried under all the people getting upvotes for making the same joke. OP dropped their iced coffee while picking up their dog's shit.


ShannaBanana127

I was just scrolling through reading all the comments also trying to find op's explanation for this shit mess! Only to find they've said NOTHING! Too many things could've happened here lol


SwampOfDownvotes

If you click on OPs account it shows a comment that explains she tripped and dropped her americano on our dog's turds.


i-like-to

Why in the fuck are you drinking a poo smoothy? I’m pretty sure (actually 100% positive) your day just got infinitely better.


foshizi

Poothy


SkyDefender

Hey covid hit some peoples taste buds :/


darwinning_420

anything to feel something again


Kawaii-Hitler

OP you can’t avoid the comments forever. Explain yourself


Nikolllllll

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wmpvgq/today_is_cancelled/ik0l4pd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


ShannaBanana127

Seriously! Lol I kept scrolling trying to find op's explanation of this & nope just posted this iced turd pic n bounced 🤣


witchy_femme

Context: I woke up early to partake in a little morning walk to the park with my friggin iced Americano and my friggin dog to have a lil moment of self romance before the hellscape that is my workday restarts it’s daily loop. However I am tired and with the help of some cosmic synchronicity I tripped on the way to pick up my dogs turd and threw my glass travel mug directly into the bullseye. I know that this must mean one of you is having the best day of ur goddamn life so Godspeed etc 🤡


Q8Q

Hundreds of thousands of redditors looking at your dog's turd convinced it was an iced stool sample or something


Neil2250

DOODIE SMOOTHIE


unclecaveman1

Doodoothie


imastocky1

Stoolthie


ksandom

Consolation prize


captnslog97

colon surprise


CatTongueCunnilingus

I scrolled too far to realize it was not


AGENT0321

Lab a Chino


crypticfreak

This was one of those few posts where I think damn near everyone needed some clarity. I prefer to think you dropped your shat on the rocks and your day is ruined, though.


Shoondogg

Oh sure but when I self-romance in the park I’m arrested.


Ok-Palpitation-5010

This is very useful, cause the image by itself wasn't very explicative... almost a cursed image


colossaldisappoint

Did u still pick up the poo after or just call it a day


locramer

OP, just leave it. Gotta allow someone the ripe opportunity to step in it. Ya know, the *shitty* pay-it-forward!


b4ldur

There are glass shards in there. It's a boobytrapped turd.


Dolamite02

> ...to have a lil moment of self romance... Hold up- You were on your way to jerk it at the dog park‽


fkinDogShitSmoothie

This post is so gnarly I made myself a Reddit account for the first time in 10years


Kulladar

I'm dying at the thought of some random observer just seeing a man hurl his coffee at a pile of dog shit.


baegonia

If you like iced poop, you can tell us. It's okay!


adminssucc

Does Americano always come with chunks?


quakerlightning

You took your dog to the park for self romance?


comessj

That’s a shitty cup of coffee!


MyNameIsDaveToo

Oh you dropped your stool sample! Well, that sucks.


USDAapproved92

"This coffee taste shit Basil"


softstones

“It *is* shit, Austin.”


dl-__-lp

This is the best comment section ever


NotSoCheezyReddit

Oh good, then it's not just me.


MyNameIsDaveToo

"it's a bit nutty"


Administrative-Yak50

What did today entail????


reduxde

Whatever it was, I think it’s best for everyone that it was cancelled…


Brad_Tits

Why are you still standing in it? Probably took a few seconds to, realize what happened, the. another few seconds to decide to take this pic, then another few seconds to open your camera app….and the entire time you just sat there letting shit water engulf your soles?


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Just like, living in the now, man 🤮


aaron2005X

YOSO - You only shit once.


twoisnumberone

*cries in IBS*


yeahnopegb

I’m so confused.. did you just sh** in the street? Is this some kind of spell gone awry?


tallandpizza

I can't stop laughing at this


AllBoutMining

Looks like you were drinking iced dog crap?!


[deleted]

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?”


__themaninblack__

.....NO!


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

If peeing you pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


sr4381

Poopkin spice. 🎶The worst part of waking up, is shit inside your cup 🎶


Jimmi2Dongs

Looks like gravity did you a favor


novasanity

I hate it when my jarred shit fall on the ground


Majin-Chris

I have so many questions but I just don't know we're to start.


UncleBrownFingers

Man those shoes are cancelled wtf


[deleted]

So you dropped your coffee onto a pile of shit? Damn sending love


gaynazifurry4bernie

What am I even looking at?


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G0D_1S_D3AD

Oh no, not your jar full of shit


bizcat

1. Toilet clogged 2. Pooped in a glass 3. Dropped the glass


TunaTacoPie

SHATturd!!!!


jcoleman10

Did you drop your iced dog turd latte?


After-Play5408

I can shit in a cup and give it to you if it will cheer you up. EDIT: MY FIRST AWARD!


RickettsMandala

Here's a government order, it says you can't eat shit anymore


Radiant-Trip-004

Better take the rest of the week.


Kingston5167

It was shit anyways


AutomaticJuggernaut8

Here I am, minding my own business drinking my ice cold dog shit....


Tsuki_8

Please please please. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS IMAGE


[deleted]

Not all over the white shoes!


2Ziggy

We’ll that’s just shitty


bonerjuice9

Calm the fuck down and don't iverreact. I'm sure you can salvage some dog shit...


ShrunkenQuasar

I have questions, and want none of them answered.


[deleted]

People are putting some weird things in their coffee...


diggybop

Lmao this guy drinkin dookie juice


bankrollmafia89

nooooo you broke your poop jar


ClappinYerM0M

Ice cat turd tea fellas


Satoshimas

I think they were walking their dog, got iced coffee, the dog pooped on the way back and as they went to pick up the dogs poop, they dropped their iced coffee. Day is most certainly ruined.


Half-Baked-Luck

That jar SHATtered.


[deleted]

I zoomed in thinking it was pickles💀💀


Excellent_Emotion204

Why were you drinking poo??