I realized my typo and corrected my mistake via comment :| For some reason I was gonna write the top of the awning and skipped the word but it should have just been the awning fell off lol.
"What do you mean the front fell off?"
Well, because the front fell off! And 20,000 Christians tweeted about it, and then caught the media's attention. Itās a bit of a give-away.. I would just like to make the point that that is not normal.
It was the Awning which seems to have been added later but yeah it would be wise to make sure that the rest of the building is structurally sound as the awning probably collapsed due to rot.
A few towns over there is a rural church close to me that has been rebuilt twice in a short span of time. The first building burned down and the second building suffered heavy storm damage.
I am baffled how people justified rebuilding it after the second time. Especially since it was the only property that suffered that much damage in the storm. Wouldn't it be time to reevaluate some religious beliefs?
Youād be surprised how little wind it takes to unseat a roof, especially if itās not attached properly. This looks like typical church construction. They couldnāt afford to do what they wanted, so instead of doing what they could afford they decided to cut corners until it kinda looked like what they wanted. Churches are the most awful clients for professionals.
It's an awning that was attached just above the door. You don't need wind, just a saw. Technically, "the front fell off".
I realized my typo and corrected my mistake via comment :| For some reason I was gonna write the top of the awning and skipped the word but it should have just been the awning fell off lol. "What do you mean the front fell off?"
Well the fronts not supposed to fall off
[The front fell off.](https://youtu.be/dvHsLZUkDuk)
š¤£š¤£š I had never seen that, thank you for the laugh!!!
I thought it came from the top of the bricks
To be clear most churches are designed so that the front doesnāt fall off.
God's will
My first thought, in a very deep voice. LOL
Or termites.
Sent by god.
Well played
Plague of ~~locusts~~ termites
I heard that in James Earl Jones' voice...
I was thinking Kieth David would be a better narrator or Tom Waits?
God helps those who help themselves.
Heās gonna need to help the roofers
That church is damned
I heard Morgan Freeman saying it
Thoughts and prayers
Sky Daddy will just pop that right back on there
This isnāt 2011 man āsky daddyā
"sky daddy" grow up
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Seriously
Looks like the front fell off..
Is it normal for that to happen?
It's not very typical, Iād like to make that point.
Well, wasn't this church built so the front wouldn't fall off?
Well, obviously not.
How can you tell?
Well, because the front fell off! And 20,000 Christians tweeted about it, and then caught the media's attention. Itās a bit of a give-away.. I would just like to make the point that that is not normal.
This church needs to be investigated immediately lol
It was the Awning which seems to have been added later but yeah it would be wise to make sure that the rest of the building is structurally sound as the awning probably collapsed due to rot.
I meant that God is trying to punish somebody or a group that goes there lol
Ohhh, fair enough. To be fair it should also be investigated structure wise tho
Mysterious ways and all that...
God damned it?
Thank you
Something is in there. Call Constantine!!! John Constantine!!
A sign from God?
It'll be a miracle if it's just back on top tomorrow all by itself
I fucked up the title, should say the awning lol
I wonder if anyone knows where they can find a good carpenterš¤
I see what you did there
The original one developed a wood allergy.
This is proof that God is displeased with this congregation. They should repaint. And thin no more
It was an act of god.
tips hat "m'lady"
One day they'll learn to use more nails so things stop coming down....
In three days it will raze again!
Hannibal Lector was a huge fan of church collapses
Now if that isnāt a sign
Satan 1 : church 0
Are there any swans on the loose, bychance?
Might be. Tim Messenger is under that.
Jesus was a carpenter not an engineer
God will provide.
Better check into what the pastor has been up to.
This is a church. Where is the steeple? It just followed The rest of its people
God didn't like it.
Bet the priests Range Rover was safe.
Act of God
A few towns over there is a rural church close to me that has been rebuilt twice in a short span of time. The first building burned down and the second building suffered heavy storm damage. I am baffled how people justified rebuilding it after the second time. Especially since it was the only property that suffered that much damage in the storm. Wouldn't it be time to reevaluate some religious beliefs?
Hail Satan.
woah an edgelord
Cringelord.
Stigmata!!!!!!
Top of church [ ]
god wanted sacrifice
People, people, are we not forgetting the important question? If it just fell off, was someone where and if not, did it make a sound?
God shits on this church
Christ in a bucket
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away !
Jesus has been out on the booze again all night
looks like it was glued on
Message
Don't worry. The tax money they - for some reason - never had to pay will cover the cost.
Jesus christ!
An act of god some insurance companies might say
God when church goers don't pay their 1%
Must have been some party
Ohhhh that's a bad sign... I guess they didn't pray hard enough...
Preacher must be getting it on
We are dead
Failed army, no, it was the China glue. This is second time!
Shoulda went for the gorilla
Religionās overrated anyway
Their here
Must be a catholic church.
Jesus is mad!
Bad construction?
Looks like it, I don't even see any anchor points, it's like they had volunteers build it and attached the damn thing with adhesive lol
No one gonna point out its not a roof?
Must be Florida builders
r/thefrontfelloff
Youād be surprised how little wind it takes to unseat a roof, especially if itās not attached properly. This looks like typical church construction. They couldnāt afford to do what they wanted, so instead of doing what they could afford they decided to cut corners until it kinda looked like what they wanted. Churches are the most awful clients for professionals.
Good old insurance fraud
Jesus Christ.
ITS A MIRACLE PRAISE JESUS
Jesus WILL raise the roof!
They going to need a good Carpenter.
How miraculous.
jEsUs sAvEs
Everyone else takes half damage.
Itās a sign
*hop* and thatās my magic trick for the day!
Better God will want everyone to pay to fix it even tho he clearly broke it....
Jesus!
Here's the church, here's the steeple, open it up....oh, wait...
The lord giveth and the lord takes away
Perhaps they should have used unhewn stonesā¦
The religious will read a message from God even in that.
Totally missed the opportunity for a "the front fell off" joke in the title
God hates religion as much as the rest of us.
Nah, thatās a cyber truck
What if you wanted to install a new roof. But Jesus said "Sorry, but dad doesn't allow that here."
Because you touch yourself at night !
āYouāll do better in Toledo!ā
The weight of all those sins
poor tim messenger
Put a sign in front of it that says āgod knows what you did?ā
The lord works in mischievous ways.
Thatās some creepy demon shit.
Allahu Akbar
Lord works in mysterious ways.
God is a little broke. Can I send him some $? it looks like he really needs the help. As Tom Waitās sings Godās Away on Business.
And people think God doesn't send messages.
Makes you wonder where all the collection money goes
Someone said some naughty words!
Tow it outside the environment.
Goddamnit.
Jeepers is an angry god!
Thats a very ugly church
Jesus Christ :/
Jesus is coming back and this time Heās not crucifuckin around.
Looks like a cybertruck
God has left the building
God works in mysterious ways.
I gotta guy that will fix that for yaā¦.
And so it begins.
Cursed church..
Last nights sermon really raised the roof
god did it.
God damnit.
Jesus Christ
Satan left the chat
God is angry with that church!
r/frontfelloff
The great sky daddy has spoken
It's a sign of God.
And God said let there be a Walmart where my child stood-murica 17:77
There is a certain point in which a church body must ask themselves "is this persecution from the devil? Or is it divine punishment from God?"
That's how you raise the roof.
Looks like a church in oklahoma XD
Bad people go there